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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[TV] [French accent] I, Hubert Bulb,

zee greatest detective of all time,

can now tell you who stole

zee Klopman Diamond, thanks to my superior intellect!

Yeah, we know you're smart.

Just cut to the chase, Herb.

Who dunnit?

[TV] Only one person

had access to zee safe's combination!

Zerefore zee culprit eeze...

[interference]

[Garfield] Oh, no! Stop!

No!

Who stole the Klopman Diamond?

I have to know.

-[alarm] -So I told the guy...

Oh no! The "TV is broken" alarm!

Gotta go!

[crying]

[sad music]

How could you leave me like this?

After all we've meant to each other!

[squeaking]

I'll call the repairman.

And I never did find out who stole the Klopman Diamond.

I'll have it back to you in a few days, good as new.

[Garfield screams]

[sobbing]

[Odie mutters]

A few days without TV?

What am I going to do?

I can't just eat and sleep, I need activity!

I know how much you'll miss the TV, Garfield.

About as much as I'd miss breathing.

Or cannelloni.

I have an idea what we can do.

Anything! I'm desperate!

[crash]

Ah! Found it!

[light music]

This was my grandmother's TV.

Maybe it still works.

She does, why shouldn't her TV?

I used to watch this set when I was a kid,

and I had the silly idea

that the folks on the screen could see me.

Folks on the screen seeing you watching?

That's the silliest thing I ever heard of!

Hey! You at home!

Stop doing that.

And I especially remember this guy, Dr. Goodiegood.

He hosted my favorite show, Have You Been Good Today?

I loved him.

You change the channel by turning this knob.

These TVs didn't have remote controls.

What?

You actually get up and go to the TV in order to change channels?

Isn't the principle behind television

not to have to get up and do things?

You'll have to find a station.

Liz is waiting for me.

Be back in a while!

[sigh] Well, guess I have to do this the medieval way...

Odie, come on!

[groaning]

[white noise]

-[music] -Yes!

And now, from our studio,

please welcome your favorite host, Dr. Goodiegood!

[kids] Yay!

Dr. Goodiegood?

Hey, that's that show Jon used to watch as a kid.

He's still alive?

Hello children!

Hey, hey, have you all been

good little boys and girls today?

[kids] Yes, Dr. Goodiegood!

Hey, where's the color?

Why is the picture in black and white?

I'll try another channel.

This guy's on every channel!

As we all know,

the most important thing in the world

is to be a good person and think good thoughts.

Hi, Garfield!

How am I supposed to think good thoughts with him around?

I'm directing a movie about myself and you're gonna film it.

I'm gonna call it:

24 Hours in the Life Of the Cutest Cat On Earth.

All you have to do is follow me around all day

and film me with this camcorder.

Great, Nermal.

But you know, it's important to start any movie

with a great action sequence.

Uh, true!

What kind of action sequence do you have in mind?

[Nermal screams]

Bravo! Great action sequence!

Author, author!

Now, back to the new old TV.

Maybe Dr. Goodiegood knows who stole the Klopman Diamond.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

That's no way to treat a friend.

Who? Me?

Yes, you, Garfield.

Right, kids?

[kids] Boo! Bad cat! Bad cat!

What's going on here?

Is he talking about me?

Yes, I'm talking about you.

What you just did to that nice little fellow

was very, very naughty!

What nice little fellow?

You mean Nermal?

He's the most obnoxious...

Wow, why am I talking to someone on TV?

It's not as if he can hear me or see me...

Or is it?

I can see you.

I can hear you.

And I can do this to you.

[Garfield screams]

What was that?

What did you do?

Why am I all gray?

[panting]

[panicked moan]

I took your color away, Garfield.

You see... [coughs]

I look at the world in black and white.

One is either good or bad.

And what you just did to your friend was bad!

But you've got it all wrong!

I'm actually a very likeable guy.

Yes? Then prove it!

Go out and do some good deeds,

and then maybe, just maybe,

you'll get your colors back.

Right, kids?

[kids] Yeah!

[desperate moans]

Good deeds?

I don't do good deeds...

I don't do deeds of any kind, I just eat and sleep.

Helping an old lady across the street,

that would be a good deed.

[action music]

Hehe!

What are you doing?

I'll have you across the street in no time, lady.

[dramatic music]

Okay...

I got a little orange back.

More good deeds to do.

That piano is about to fall on that man eating ice cream!

Saving a guy eating ice cream from having a piano fall on him.

That would qualify as a good deed.

[dropping sound]

[screeches]

[dropping sound]

[fighting sounds]

[piano keys banging]

[dazed] Hey kids, don't try this at home.

Or anywhere else.

Hey, I passed this second test with flying colors!

Looks like I've got about one good deed left.

Boy... Good deeds to do are getting hard to find.

[screaming]

Sounds like someone is in trouble.

[angry barking]

[frightened moans]

Don't harm me!

I'm too adorable.

[angry barking] [growling]

Sounds like Nermal is in trouble.

[violent barking and growling afar]

No, a good deed is a good deed.

Even if it is Nermal.

Go away! Leave me alone!

[angry barking]

How could you possibly hurt someone this cute?

[purring]

[angry barking]

[desperate] Let's call my agent.

We can work something out, like a dog food commercial?

What do you say?

[violent barking]

[Garfield] Hey, you stupid pea-brained mutts!

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

Yeah! Like him.

[furious growl]

[action music]

No... Don't chomp me!

Stop! Help!

[enraged barking]

Help! Somebody do a good deed for me!

-[Garfield screaming] -[furious barking]

[enraged growling]

Meow...

[violent biting sounds]

[dramatic music]

That was a really dumb thing to do, Garfield.

You should get your head examined.

By the way, you're starting to turn grey.

Why, the ungrateful...

Hey!

[cheerful music]

I'm back in full color!

Wait 'til I tell Dr. Goodiegood!

I proved I'm a good cat!

Dr. Goodiegood! Dr. Goodiegood!

I have all my colors again!

Dr. Goodiegood?

[Garfield cries]

The repairman brought our set back, and it works fine!

[sad music]

Dr. Goodiegood?

Dr. Goodiegood! Dr. Goodiegood!

Dr. Goodiegood?

If you're wondering about that old TV, I had him take it away.

[action music]

Wait!

Wait! Dr. Goodiegood! Wait!

Goodbye, Dr. Goodiegood.

[sad music]

Garfield... Remember Dr. Goodiegood?

Yeah, how could I ever forget him?

He's that old TV show host I told you about this morning.

I was wondering what happened to him.

I looked on the Internet.

As you know, nothing you read on the Internet is wrong!

Except, of course, for a lot of stuff.

It says here he retired 27 years ago,

and nobody has heard from him since.

Hi, doc. Hope you're fine.

Come on, Garfield, let's go have a midnight snack.

Good. Then I'll be fine...

Take care, doc.

Wherever you are...

You take care too, Garfield.

[laughing] You did good today.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR