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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[Jon humming happily]

This is my last decent pair of shorts.

Where's my voice recorder?

-[Garfield snoring] -[clearing throat]

Don't forget to buy new underwear.

Never mind underwear.

Don't forget to feed your beloved cat.

Garfield, I'm taking Liz out for the evening.

[Garfield] In that case,

don't forget to put on pants.

I don't have time to cook, so I'll order something for you.

What would you like?

[gasp] This is like a dozen different take-out menus!

I want beef tostadas from the Mexican place,

moo goo gai pan and ribs from the Chinese place,

pastrami on rye and potato salad...

You may have one meal from one place.

[shocked] One?

[crash]

[gasp] He's trying to starve me.

I won't make it...

[coughing]

One meal from one restaurant.

That's all I can afford.

Now, make your selection.

You're a cruel man, Jon Arbuckle.

One dinner.

It's barbaric.

[Odie mutters]

Don't distract me, Odie.

I have to make the most important decision of my life.

Cheeseburger? Falafel? Scallops?

[sigh] No matter what I pick, I won't get enough food.

Wouldn't you like a delicious, piping-hot pizza?

Hello?

I am Vito, owner of Vito's Pizzeria.

You could order this masterpiece delivered to your home tonight.

Yeah, but I'd only get one...

[Vito] Our delivery is super fast!

If your pizza isn't at your door in twenty minutes,

your order is free!

Free?

That's right, I said free!

Idea!

[Vito] So call this number right now!

[Odie moans]

One pepperoni pizza, as requested.

[composing number]

[Vito] Vito's Pizzeria!

Vito speaking!

[activating recorder]

Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

Please send over one pepperoni pizza

and charge it to my credit card.

Right away, Signore Arbuckle!

Well, your pizza will be here soon.

I'm sorry I could only get you one meal.

We'll see about that.

[cheerful music]

Hmm, Vito's Pizza.

I wonder if Liz is in the mood for Italian food.

[Odie mutters]

[Odie mutters]

Not now, Odie, I have work to do.

[disappointed moan]

[Vito grunts]

[tire screeching]

-[intriguing music] -[Garfield singing to himself]

[panting]

Wow!

What is going on here?

[Garfield laughing]

[Garfield] Nineteen minutes and forty two seconds,

nineteen minutes and forty three seconds...

[struggling]

[crashing sound]

[moaning in pain]

Oh...

-[doorbell] -[laughing cheerfully]

Sorry, twenty minutes, eight seconds.

Pizza is free.

Oh...

[door slams]

[satisfied sigh]

[Odie whines]

Oh, you wanted some?

Well, fear not, pup.

There's more where that came from.

[Odie gasps]

Let's see here.

Playback!

[phone ringing]

Vito's Pizzeria.

Vito speaking.

[Jon recorded] Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

Please send over one pepperoni pizza and charge it to my credit card.

On my way, Signore Arbuckle!

[intriguing music]

Let's see...

Which house has all those annoying Chihuahuas?

Ah, this one.

[Chihuahuas whining]

[barking]

[door squeaking]

Here, boys! Smell the pizza box!

[sniffing]

[hip-hop playing in the car]

[Garfield laughing]

[Chihuahuas barking]

[upbeat music]

[Vito sighs]

[tires screeching]

[Chihuahuas barking]

[barking]

[barking]

[Garfield laughs]

I will go in the back way so as to avoid that horrible front walkway!

[panting]

Ah, I am here with minutes to spare!

[barking]

[angry barking]

[dramatic music]

[Garfield] Gee, where is that pizza delivery man?

-Oh, I hope he's here in time. -[fighting sounds]

[wheezing]

Just missed it.

[chuckles]

[cheerful music]

Vito should be back at his restaurant by now.

[phone ringing]

Vito's Pizzeria.

Vito speaking, I think.

[Jon recorded] Don't forget to buy new underwear.

Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

Please send over one pepperoni pizza and charge it to my credit card.

Right away, Signore Arbuckle!

[tires screeching]

[Chihuahuas barking]

[intriguing music]

Detour?

But...but...

Even with the detour,

I'll still get this pizza there in less than twenty minutes.

[horns]

[doorbell]

[tick-tock]

[door slams]

[calling]

Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

Please send over one pepperoni pizza...

[Vito grunts]

I will get this pizza there on time.

Or maybe not.

Twenty seven minutes, nine seconds.

You're really slipping now.

[door slams]

So much bad luck.

I do not know how things could get any worse.

Oh, no!

Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

Please send over one pepperoni pizza and charge it to my credit card.

[Vito laughs madly]

[police siren]

Oh, no!

-[doorbell] -[Garfield laughing]

[door slams]

...one pepperoni pizza and charge it to my credit card.

[siren]

Oh, oh, oh...

Haaaaa!

[struggling]

Vito, when you get a chance, could we have some more breadsticks?

-[phone ringing] -Sure thing, Mr. Arbuckle.

I used to be so good at delivering pizzas.

-What has happened to me? -[phone ringing]

Vito's Pizzeria.

Vito speaking.

[Jon recorded] Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

Please send over one pepperoni pizza and charge it to my credit card.

I know, I know.

One pepperoni pizza and charge it to your credit card.

Right away, Mr. Arbuckle.

Vito, don't forget our breadsticks!

In a minute, Mr. Arbuckle!

First, I have to make a pizza to deliver to Mr. Arbuckle!

[intriguing music]

Wait a minute...

How could Mr. Arbuckle order a pizza from home when he's...

I smell a sneaky type pussycat!

Please send over one pepperoni pizza and charge it to my credit card.

[Garfield laughing]

Please send over one pepperoni pizza and charge it to my credit card.

I wonder if I can edit this to say "sausage and mushroom?"

-I'm getting a little tired of pepperoni. -[doorbell]

[doorbell]

Forty two minutes?

[sigh] He isn't even trying.

Guess it took him a while to get through the quicksand.

Sorry, Vito.

Another free pizza.

-[dropping sound] -[broken glass]

[dramatic music]

[cuckoo clock]

[Vito grunts]

[dish washing sounds]

-[sigh] -[Odie mutters]

How much longer do I have to do this?

[Jon recorded] Garfield, don't come home until you've earned enough to pay Vito.

I should have ordered Chinese food...

[Jon recorded] Garfield, don't come home until you've earned enough to pay Vito.

[sighing and panting]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR