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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[soft music]

Odie, I'm late,

but before I go, I have to adjust the refrigerator.

-Do you know where is the manual? -[Odie mutters]

Oh, there it is.

[action music on TV]

Sounds like Garfield's watching a pirate movie or something.

Aye, Captain.

Her majesty's navy has wind of us

and is heading this way.

Shiver me timbers, mate,

and hoist the Jolly Roger.

They'll rue the day they crossed us, cap'n.

[captain] And anyone who crosses us

will find themselves walking the plank!

Yeah!

All done. Be back in a while.

[cheerful music]

Garfield's human is leaving.

Maybe Garfield will take us in outta this rain.

Yeah, and give us something to eat.

Garfield? Share his food?

[scoffing] You have to be kidding.

[Odie humming and muttering]

[sniffing]

[TV] His Majesty's fleet sighted at starboard, cap'n.

[captain] Batten down the hatches, men!

If it's a fight they want,

Captain Scabbard will give it to them!

[Odie mutters]

Wouldn't it be great to be a pirate, Odie?

I can see me now.

Captain Garfield, scourge of the high seas!

Feared by all who fear the fearful.

I wonder if you can order pizza delivered in the middle of the ocean.

And what did you find, mate?

[Odie mutters]

Now, it may look like the instructions for Jon's refrigerator,

but it's really a treasure map!

[Odie mutters]

Yes!

If we follow it, we'll find riches beyond compare.

[dramatic music]

[Odie mutters]

And this may look like our living room,

but really, we're on the deck of our pirate ship.

You see it, Odie?

[Odie mutters]

[intriguing music]

Look, it's a pirate ship!

With a mast and barnacles,

and rugged men who sing "Yo ho ho!"

[chuckles]

[Odie mutters]

Wait a minute, I can't be a pirate yet.

I don't have a pirate hat.

[paper rustle]

[satisfied sigh]

Much better.

-[Odie mutters happily] -I be Cap'n Garfield.

the scurviest bloke whatever buccaneered the bilgewater, I be.

[Odie mutters]

That's how you gotta talk when you're a pirate.

You also have to say "ARRR" a lot.

Try it. ARRRR!

[Odie growls]

No, no, not a RRRR!

ARRR!

First Mate Squeak reporting for duty, Cap'n.

How's this? ARRR!

Now, that's a pirate.

You see the pirate ship now, Odie?

-[Odie barks] -[sound of seagulls]

[epic music]

[Odie mutters]

This is a good lookin' ship you command, Captain.

[Garfield] Hey, if you're going to make it up, make up the best!

All together now, men...

[all growling]

Let's see if there's a way into this place.

Anything to get out of this rain.

What are you complaining about?

You're a Chihuahua. You don't even have hair to get wet.

-[thunder rolling] -[epic music]

Steer the ship, First Mate Squeak!

Batten down the hatches, whatever that means!

Aye aye, your pirateship!

[thunder]

[thunder]

Be brave, men!

Do not wonder whether we'll weather this weather!

[Odie moans sickly]

Where is my faithful crew member, Odie the Nose?

-[thunder rolls] -[dramatic music]

[Odie moans sickly]

What's this?

One of my brave sailors seasick?

[Odie moans sickly]

Buck up, man!

The chef is making salted pork for dinner tonight.

[Odie moans]

And spicy chili...

And Guacamole Dip...

And for dessert, bananas in hot caramel sauce!

What's that sound?

What's that menu?

Let's have a look!

Sail on, First Mate Squeak!

Odie the Nose will soon get his sea legs!

All four of them!

What are they doing?

Uh... Beats me.

Never mind them, let's find food.

[Rottweiler] Okay.

Real quiet now.

[soft music]

-[Odie mutters] -[wind blowing]

It says here we sail due east until we reach...

the freezer compartment?

Oh, wait.

Until we reach the island where the treasure is hidden!

[Squeak laughs]

Land ho!

[ghastly moan]

There we be, mates!

We'll soon be on dry land.

[epic music]

See if you can parallel park this thing in that lagoon, Squeak!

No sweat, Captain!

Watch this.

[screeching]

Hehe!

Nice job, First Mate!

[Squeak] I've had a lot of experience with ships.

My ancestors deserted dozens of sinking ones.

[dropping sound]

Here we are, men!

Let's let them know that pirates have arrived!

ARR!

[Squeak] ARRR!

[Odie] Arrr...

[Odie mutters sadly]

Now to find us some treasure!

We go ten paces due east or north, or whichever way this is.

Then we go fifteen paces some other way.

[Odie worried muttering]

They're marching all over the house.

We can go to the kitchen.

Good, I'm starving...

[satisfied moans]

They keep their refrigerator so well stocked.

With Garfield living here, they'd have to.

Fear not, men!

We're almost to the treasure.

[cheerful music]

This is great!

[eating sounds]

Delicious!

Hey! No wonder Garfield weighs what Garfield weighs.

Haaaaa!

[evil laugh]

A band of rival pirates already found the treasure.

[eating sounds]

[barking]

Unhand that treasure, you scurvy knaves!

Surrender or Captain Garfield will make you walk the plank!

[laughing loudly]

Ye'll not be laughing when I keelhaul the likes of you !

Get on the computer later and find out what keelhauling means,

just in case I have to do it.

If you think you're going to scare us away

from all this food, Garfield...

Captain Garfield to you!

Captain of the dreaded pirate ship, commander of my rugged crew.

You're gonna defeat us with a puppy dog and a mouse?

Not a puppy dog and a mouse.

Pirates!

Rough and merciless pirates!

Do you not see the ship?

The ship that flies the Jolly Roger, sign of adventure and daring?

Hey, I don't see a ship...

Tall of mast,

strong of hull,

its majestic sails billowing...

The ship...

Yes! I see the ship!

[mirage sound]

[epic music]

I see it too!

It's big!

[muttering]

And my crew, look harder!

It's there before you!

Not a mouse and a puppy dog, but pirates!

Bold and strong pirates

who sail the high seas, besting all who stand in their way!

-A whole ship full of them! -[men growling]

-And on my command, they attack! -[scared moaning]

[tumult]

[panicked chatter]

To the attack, my loyal crew of bukaneers!

-[panicked barking] -[tumult]

[panicked barking]

[laughing]

[hubbub]

Great work, captain!

[Odie barks]

Men!

What do you say we go and divide up that treasure?

[dogs barking]

[cheerful music]

[Jon humming]

[door slams]

Well! Anything exciting happened while I was gone, Garfield?

Exciting?

You mean exciting like vanquishing a band of rogue pirates?

That kind of exciting?

I figured I'd find you in front of the TV watching some movie.

Who needs a movie when you've got a good imagination?

[all] ARRRR!

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR