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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[Garfield] Here, send this to Abu Dhabi

and do not handle with care.

[Jon] I'm sorry.

Garfield, how many times do I have to tell you?

You can't mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi.

[gasping]

He wouldn't fit in the fax machine.

Besides, Nermal is so cute.

[groaning]

[dramatic music]

[purring]

In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing on the entire planet.

And I'm so glad he's going to be staying with us for the entire month.

[terrified screaming]

[dramatic music]

Face it, Garfield.

In the reality-based world, I am the pinnacle of cute.

And the cute ones rule.

I have to stay here and see this.

What I can't figure out is why any of you watch

when he's on the show.

Doctors work day and night to get rid of horrible diseases.

When will someone find a cure for Nermal?

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music continues]

In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing

on the entire planet.

I'm so glad he's going to be staying with us for the entire month.

You are monitoring our dread enemy,

the orange cat, General?

Yes, and I believe we will soon find his weakness.

He seems to hate that which is "cute."

We must find his weakness.

His ability to devour our people

is all that prevents us from finally conquering his planet.

The secret may lie in this line

our spy monitors just captured.

[Nermal purring]

In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing on the entire planet.

This "Nermal" has a dire effect on the orange one.

That is the key.

Send in Spumoni.

[teleportation sound]

[extremely deep voice] You sent for me, General?

I did.

It is time to program the transformation our scientists have engineered.

Step into the molecular restabilizer...

This will change him into an even cuter version

of the Nermal species,

so he can infiltrate the orange one's home.

[laser loading and launching]

It will be my honor to go on this mission,

the better to gain...

[shrill voice] ...information that will enable

my beloved planet of Parma

to conquer the Earth.

Brilliant.

Like this, he will find out how to defeat the orange one.

I can use the molecular restabilizer

to transport him to Earth

and later to bring him back, as well.

[teleportation sound]

-[fingers snap] -[keys beeping]

[ray sound]

[eerie music]

[teleportation sound]

[extremely deep voice] I have successfully...

[clearing throat]

[deep voice] I...

[shrill voice] ...have successfully arrived on Earth.

I shall gain entrance to the home

of the orange large creature. -[knocking]

[dramatic music]

[Jon] Who could that be? I'm not expecting anyone.

[cute meowing]

Oh!

[cute meowing]

Oh, you poor little adorable kitten.

You look abandoned and hungry.

[cute meowing]

Don't worry, I'll feed you.

And boy, you sure are cute.

[purring]

-[ominous music] -[evil laughter]

What? Another cute kitten?

Hasn't Nermal made me sick enough?

I know you don't like this, Garfield, but he's so cute.

In fact, he's even cuter than Nermal.

-[Garfield groans] -[Odie barks]

What do we need another disgustingly cute...

"Cuter than Nermal?"

Ah, this could be,

shall we say, interesting. [malicious giggling]

-[happy humming] -[xylophone steps]

You seem pretty confident of yourself, Nermal.

And why shouldn't I be?

After all, I am the cutest kitten in the world.

Uh-uh...

Uh?

Meet our newest guest.

What did you say your name was?

Spumoni.

You think this kitten's cuter than me?

No way.

I mean, he's cute...

But I'm CUTE!

Jon sure thinks so.

Here's a ball of yarn for our cute little friend to play with.

What?

[Jon giggling playfully]

-[Odie moans lovingly] -[Jon] Oh...

Oh, that's so adorable.

I've got to call Liz.

Nice try, fella.

I'll show you cute with a capital "C."

[dropping sound]

[purring]

You've got to see him, Liz.

Cutest kitten you ever saw.

-[Liz chatting] -[Nermal] Meow...

[purring]

Nermal, aren't you a little old to be acting like that?

No, I can't bring him over right now.

I think Aunt Ivy's dropping by for a visit.

[doorbell]

-Aunt Ivy? Haaa! -[chattering teeth]

I see this dump hasn't changed one bit...

You still have that obese cat.

And that flea-bitten mutt...

[worried gasp]

I don't know who this is, but I don't like him, either.

And this little one is...

is...

Is adorable!

Why, you're just the sweetest, cutest,

most precious kitten in the world, aren't you?

Even Aunt Ivy likes him.

And she doesn't like anything.

-[doorbell] -Excuse me.

I'm a total stranger.

I was just passing by and I somehow had a feeling

that you had the cutest kitten in the world.

And I can see I was right.

Did I just hear someone say something about the cutest kitten in the world?

[purring]

Me! Me!

Don't you people know cute when you see it?

-[doorbell] -[Eddie] One side,

formerly-cutest kitten.

I want to see the new champ.

[shriek of exasperation]

[all] Oh...

It can be hard to accept reality.

[sigh] Well...

It was nice being adorable... while it lasted.

[chatter]

-He's just adorable. -I love him.

[device ringing]

-[device ringing] -[chatter continues]

Excuse me a second, admirers...

[Eddie] Oh, he's so cute...

[chatter continues]

[device ringing]

[deep voice] No, exalted leader.

I have not found the orange one's weakness yet.

And I will not.

What do you mean, "you will not?"

These people, they think I am adorable.

But Spumoni, you are my fiercest warrior.

Yes, but all my life, I wanted to be cute.

They love me, I will not betray them!

Farewell.

Spumoni, this is an outrage!

[Odie barks]

You're not a cute kitten.

True.

I really look like...

this!

[cute voice] But I would rather look like this.

I dunno, somehow, you look cuter to me when you look like lasagna.

[groaning]

Use the molecular reclamation ray!

Bring him back here at once!

[general] Yes, your leadership!

Please don't expose me!

Or eat me!

[ray sound]

-[teleportation sound] -[Garfield] Haaa!

The reclamation of Spumoni is completed, your leadership!

You are in big trouble, Spumoni.

[teleportation sound]

We are in big trouble!

Our dread enemy!

-[screaming] -[general] Run!

The monster is in our midst!

[dramatic music]

Boy, I'll never get home from here!

[screaming]

Haaaaa!

[heavy steps]

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[Garfield laughs]

-Ha! -[chattering teeth]

Please! Do not devour us.

If I don't, will you send me home and never bother us again?

Anything! Anything you ask!

[begging] Please!

Ok, you've got yourself a deal, fella.

[dropping sound]

[clanging]

[lasagna people] Hail to the King!

[teleportation sound]

Everyone left, Garfield.

That cute kitten just disappeared on us.

Do you have any idea where he went?

Uh...

nope.

Is it true?

Is he gone?

Gone, apparently for good.

Then that means,

I'm numero uno again!

Yes! Cutest kitty cat in the whole wide world!

Yeah, we're all thrilled for you.

Yeah, you'll never know what it's like, Garfield.

Having everyone like you and admire you...

It's just the greatest feeling in the entire universe!

[deep voice] I know what you mean, Nermal.

I know what you mean.

[dramatic music]

There will be a sequel!

And we will have our revenge!

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR