Original subtitles

[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[phone keys beeping]

[joyful music]

[actor] Be careful, Agnes!

The robots have seized command of our world!

Oh, I hate when that happens.

Lunch will be ready in five minutes.

[actor] We should have never let computers control so much of our lives!

We could have stopped them from enslaving us if only we had...

Could have stopped them if what?

How could we have stopped them?

TV! I want my TV!

Come back! Come back!

Oh!

No picture, huh?

Looks like the cable's out again. I'll go call.

How could you leave me like this?

Haven't I been an attentive friend?

Haven't I watched you night and day?

[phone keys beeping]

[lady's voice]You have reached the cable TV company.

Press 1 to start.

[beep]

For English, press 2.

[beep]

For tech support, press 9.

[beep]

If you live on the west side, press 4.

[hold music]

I hope they hurry.

I have to find out how to stop the computers from enslaving us.

Press 8 if your last name begins with the letters "A" through "M."

[beep]

[hold music]

Oh!

Garfield, I have to check the casserole.

Listen and let me know when a human being answers.

-[hold music] -That could take months.

I'm not sure they have any at that company.

Press 5 if your TV set is color.

[beep]

Press 2-9 if there is a potted plant on top of your TV set.

[beep]

-Press 3-1-6 if it is a fern. -Uh?

[hold music]

Boy, they want to know everything.

[man's voice] Your call is important to us, so stay on the line.

That's so comforting to hear.

[Odie muttering]

Your call is important to us, so stay on the line.

Your call is important to us, so stay on the line.

[hold music]

If it's so important to you, why don't you take it?

[lady's voice] Press 8 if you're fed up with this music.

[beep]

Press 7-7

if your eyelid are getting heavy. -[beep]

Press 9 if you're about to have a dream sequence.

[snoring]

[man's voice] Your call is important to us, so stay on the line.

Press 5 if you would like a pizza.

[electronic ringtone]

-[beep] -Yes!

Press 9 if you would like pepperoni.

-Of course. -[beep]

You have ordered pepperoni.

Press 3 if you would like extra cheese.

-I want extra, extra, extra cheese. -[beep]

You have ordered extra, extra, extra cheese.

Press 5 if you would like anchovies.

No, no. I don't want anchovies.

You have ordered anchovies.

No! I didn't order anchovies.

You have ordered more anchovies.

No! I don't want more anchovies!

[groaning]

How do I get rid of anchovies?

You have ordered tons of anchovies.

No!

I have to get out of that house!

[lady's voice] Press 9 if you would like to get out of that house.

[screaming]

[oriental ringtone]

Press 1-1 if you would like to access your mail.

Hey! Leave me alone!

Your call is important to us, so stay on the line.

Your call will be answered in the order received.

[screaming]

How can I get across this street?

If you would like to cross the street, press 4.

Hey, this isn't so bad.

[moaning]

[lady's voice] To send Nermal to the planet Beta-Blue

in the Freen Galaxy, press 2-6.

[laughing]

-I'm beginning to like this. -[beep]

[Nermal] Oh...

[screaming]

[trumpeting]

[Garfield] I've stopped liking this!

How do I stop a herd of charging elephants?

[man's voice] To stop a herd of charging elephants,

press 5-2-8-7-8-8

9-4-2-4-9... -[trumpeting]

...3-8-8-5

2-8-8-2-1... -[screaming]

...8-9-2-6

9-4-2-4-9-1-9

7-4-5... -[screaming]

[trumpeting]

Help!

Help!

[trumpeting]

Your call is important to us, so stay on the line.

[trumpeting]

[ghostly music]

Thanks. I needed that.

I really needed that.

Can't talk to you now.

I have to get back on hold.

How long have you been on hold?

I don't know. What year is this?

You've been on hold as long as I've been on hold.

Sixty-three years.

Sixty three years?

Why don't you just hang up?

I can't, I'd lose my place.

They're going to answer my call in the order in which it was received.

We've all been here so long, waiting on hold.

None of us even remember who we're waiting to have pick up on the other end.

I'm not sure, but I think I was ordering a surfboard.

Something has to be done about this.

I need to come up with a brilliant idea.

If you would like a brilliant idea, press 7.

[beep]

[bell ringing]

As you can see, I have a brilliant idea.

And this isn't an old-fashioned brilliant idea.

No, sir.

This is one of those long-life, energy-saving brilliant ideas.

Oh, you can't reason with them.

There's nobody to talk to.

Then I'll have to find someone I can talk to.

I'll have to find...

a human being.

Oh!

-Oh! -Oh!

But... there aren't any.

Someplace there's one, and I'm going to find him.

If you would like to find him, press 5-1.

-See? -[beep]

Press 5 if you would like a pizza.

Okay, so where's this human being?

"Human being."

There he is!

[lady's voice] If you would like to go in where the human is, press 1.

If you would like to go to the South Pole, press 2.

[beep]

Oh no! I meant to press...

...one.

I would like to go back where I was!

If you would like to go back where you were, press 7.

[beep]

Enough!

I am now going to talk

with an actual...

human being!

[groaning]

[gasping]

[phone keys beeping]

Hey! Where are the humans?

[man's voice] Humans? There are no humans.

No humans?

No, and there haven't been in years.

By the way, your call is important to us, so stay on the line.

No humans?

And here we've been worried about computers taking over.

-[keys beeping] -That happened long ago.

But don't worry, your call will be answered in the order received.

[groaning]

I get it now!

You got rid of all the humans!

You have them all trapped on hold!

Trapped there for all eternity!

Well, you won't get away with it!

I'll stop you! I'll tell the world!

[lady's voice] To tell the world, press 8.

[man's voice] To tell the world, press your zip code.

[mixed voices]

[screaming]

No, no, stop!

[screaming]

I don't want to be on hold!

I don't want to press anything to do anything!

Just stop that awful music! Stop!

Stop!

[screaming]

[mixed voices]

[screaming]

[doorbell]

Uh?

Garfield, can't you hear the door?

Go answer it!

[hold music]

Your call is important to us, so stay on the line.

Your call will be answered in the order received.

About time you answered.

I just wanted to tell you your cable TV was out, but we fixed it.

You get any more trouble, call us at this number.

Press 1 for tech support.

Press 2 to schedule an appointment.

Press 3 to cancel or...

No! It's a trick!

You're trying to enslave us all!

You won't get me.

[ominous music]

I won't get trapped on hold for the rest of my life!

You can't fool me!

You won't answer my call in the order received!

[screaming]

Hmm, Garfield's hasn't been acting like himself lately.

I'd better take him into Liz's office for a check-up.

[man's voice] To continue this call in English, press 1.

To speak to Liz the veterinarian, press 3-6.

To hear our office hours, press 8.

To return to the opening menu and start all over again, press 2.

-To continue this call... -[Garfield screaming]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR