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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[joyful music]

[mooing]

Don't worry, guys.

This is probably not an emergency.

That's a relief.

We have to go see my Aunt Ivy!

That's not a relief.

[Odie muttering]

She said she needed me over at her house right away.

-Aunt Ivy... -[Odie whining]

[tires screeching]

About time you got here, Jonny.

I'm having my house fumigated

to get rid of little pests.

Okay, we've tented the house.

You'll have to stay out for three, maybe four days.

Well, I guess it has to be done.

So, Aunt Ivy, where are you going to...

-Oh, no! -[car door slamming]

I'm staying with you, Jonny.

Don't just stand there!

Get my luggage!

[Jon screaming]

I packed a few things I absolutely have to take along.

[Odie howling]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Odie whining]

And when you serve me breakfast in bed,

keep it tidy, because I'll be taking over your bedroom.

And maybe the whole upstairs.

Yes, Aunt Ivy.

I want dinner at eight sharp, not 8:05!

Eight.

Make it high on taste,

low on cholesterol and serve it on good dinnerware.

[struggling] Yes, Aunt Ivy.

[Odie muttering]

In an odd way,

I like having Aunt Ivy on the show.

Compared to her,

I actually seem easy to live with.

[peaceful music]

Aunt Ivy, my favorite show is on now.

Is it okay if I watch it?

No.

[angry groaning]

[sobbing]

Aunt Ivy, would you please pass the mashed potatoes?

-No. -[angry groaning]

Aunt Ivy, you've been in the bathroom for two hours.

Could you please hurry up so I could use it?

[Aunt Ivy laughing] No!

[door locking]

[screaming]

Blueberry pancakes?

I distinctly asked for chocolate chip!

-[unintelligible chatter] -Sure.

Come by any time!

-[unintelligible chatter] -I may be here a few weeks.

[unintelligible chatter]

[gasping]

[stuttering] A few weeks?

I just invited my sister and my nieces over.

You don't mind?

Not that it would matter if you did.

Her sister? Her nieces?

Chocolate chip pancakes?

What am I going to do?

I can't take anymore of this.

But she is my aunt.

[screaming]

As always, the cat is coming to your rescue.

What's this, Garfield? It's a picture of my brother.

Don't I have enough problems with my family...

Oh! That's it, Garfield! You're brilliant.

True.

[joyful music]

Aunt Ivy, wouldn't you like to go visit your other nephew on his farm?

[Aunt Ivy] I don't want to go to the farm!

I hate farms!

[croaking]

You can't wait to be there!

Doc Boy's going to be so happy to see you!

[horn]

[screeching]

Doc Boy, I brought you a surprise!

Jon? A surprise?

Aunt Ivy!

Surprise!

Wait! Take her back!

[Aunt Ivy] Don't drop me.

[Doc Boy] Stop! Jon! Come back!

Hello, Aunt Ivy.

I see this farm is still a dump.

So nice of you to come visit.

I'm free! I'm free! [laughing]

[singing]

We're free! We're free!

[phone ringing]

I know it was a rotten thing to do to my brother, but it had to be done.

-Hello? -You've got to take her back, Jon.

[yelling] Two pillows! I need two pillows!

Sorry, brother.

She's your aunt, too.

[Doc Boy] Take her back!

-Take her back and you can call... -[communication interrupted]

Please, Jon!

[croaking]

[Aunt Ivy] The room I'm going to stay in, I want it painted another color!

[desperate screaming]

[Aunt Ivy] Watch out on those turns!

And stop off and get me some denture glue!

[country music]

[doorbell] That must be Vito!

I called him to deliver a couple of pizzas!

[wind blowing]

[screaming]

-[tires screeching] -Here! You left this at the farm.

You forgot my denture glue.

[Odie muttering]

Yeah, it does look like we're stuck with her.

But hey, it could be worse.

[together] Hi, Cousin Jon! Hi, Aunt Ivy!

See, it's worse.

Aunt Esther will be coming along later.

Lovely.

It's so nice to see you, Drusilla.

And you too, Minerva.

No, I'm Drusilla.

She's Minerva.

Are you sure?

[together] Oh, look! The kitty cat!

No! No!

Not them again!

Help!

What's the big idea taking me to that farm?

I hate that farm!

I also hate this place which smells like a farm!

[Minerva and Drusilla yapping] [Garfield screaming]

[screaming]

[Aunt Ivy] Now, about the way you've been getting your hair cut lately...

I want a new spring outfit!

You need to find a better job!

[Minerva and Drusilla yapping]

No, take them away!

I'm not home!

-[window opening] -[Jon] Take them!

I'll never ask you for anything ever again!

[Jon screaming]

[dramatic music]

[tires screeching]

[chuckling]

[car approaching]

[shaking bones]

[Jon] No!

[Jon laughing]

[Jon moaning]

[together] We wanna play with the kitty!

[Garfield screaming]

The kitty doesn't want to play with you!

The kitty doesn't want to play with you!

You sure you won't take them home?

I couldn't even take me home.

Lying around loafing,

when you should be getting me an evening snack.

-[Garfield screaming] -[Jon] Aunt Ivy...

[Doc Boy] When are you going home?

When they get rid of all the mice I had in my house.

There's nothing I hate more in the world than mice!

Mice?

You don't want me.

You want to play with this adorable puppy dog.

[together] Puppy dog!

[Odie barking]

[together] Puppy dog!

Squeak, it's me.

It's important.

I don't care what you say. I'm not taking Aunt Ivy!

Squeak! Open up! I need your help!

You two both could stand and get a little more exercise.

Oh, and I want a pickle!

[Drusilla] Has anyone seen the kitty cat?

[flute music]

What's that terrible music?

[screaming]

Mice! I hate mice!

[together] Wait for us, Aunt Ivy!

[flute music]

[Garfield] Thanks, guys!

[Squeak] Anything to get rid of Aunt Ivy!

And people call us pests!

Sorry I tried to stick you with Aunt Ivy, Doc Boy.

I forgive you, Jon.

And don't call me Doc Boy.

I guess every family has a couple of annoying relatives.

Fortunately, that's all we have.

[knocking]

-[Jon screaming] -[Doc Boy] Aunt Ivy!

[Jon] We thought you were afraid of mice.

I was.

But on my way out, I ran into my twin sister

and she reminded me I got over that.

[both] Twin sister?

You remember Aunt Esther?

Hi, nephews!

You don't mind if I stay for a while too, do you?

[Jon] Not again!

[together] We want dinner!

We want to watch TV while we eat dinner!

-This is twice as bad! -[Odie muttering]

Esther,

you remember Drusilla and Minerva.

Of course.

And I brought my twins,

Lucretia and Tabitha.

[all speaking]

[all] Kitty kat!

-[all] We wanna play with the kitty! -[Garfield] No!

Remember that exterminator from the beginning of the episode?

You think he knows how to get rid of relatives?

[Odie barking]

[girls yapping]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR