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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[joyful music]
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Odie, there's supposed
to be food on this table.
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Do you see any food on this table?
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[Odie muttering]
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I have a horrible feeling.
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I know what Jon's doing
instead of making our lunch.
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[Hal on TV] And if you act right now,
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this lovely possum waxer can be yours!
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Finally, you can wax your possum
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with the possum waxer
the professionals use!
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Oh, no!
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He's watching
the All-Buying-Stuff Channel again.
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I don't have a possum.
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But if I did, I'd certainly make sure
it was professionally waxed.
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I've got to stop Jon from wasting
all his money on junk like that.
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Money he could be putting
to better use, like...
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feeding his cat.
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Hello, All-Buying-Stuff Channel?
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I'd like to order
ten possum waxers.
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[tuba]
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[Jon screaming]
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[Odie muttering]
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Where did I get the tuba?
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Jon bought it from the TV channel.
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He also bought
an automatic on-off machine.
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It turns itself on,
then it turns itself off.
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Then it turns itself on,
then it turns itself off.
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Then it turns itself on...
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This is all it does.
Then it turns itself off.
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Here's a two-year supply
of helium-filled sweat socks.
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That's useful.
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And this is a life-size statue
of Harlow P. Entwhistle,
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the inventor of the waterproof sponge.
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Oh! Thanks for stopping me, Garfield.
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I almost bought something
useless and expensive.
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-And not even edible.
-[Odie barking]
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I'm going to do something
to make sure that never happens again!
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I'm going to turn off that channel!
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And you'll love our next item.
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It's a cooling device
that requires no electricity!
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I don't have a cooling device
that uses no electricity.
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Too hot?
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Just use your portable cooling device
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that uses no electricity.
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Call now to order yours!
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I must call now to order mine.
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No! No!
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You must resist! Stop!
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And remember!
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You still have time to order
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this exquisite
diamond-studded flea collar!
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[barking]
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[Odie muttering]
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[Garfield] No, stop!
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You can't buy every stupid thing
they offer on TV!
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[screaming]
[crashing]
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They sell junk! They sell garbage!
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[Hal] How would you like to press
a button and have a fresh and hot pizza
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in less than thirty minutes?
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Meet
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the Magnificent Mozzarella Machine.
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They sell the greatest scientific
breakthrough in the history of mankind.
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Press this red button,
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follow directions,
and in just one half hour,
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you'll be feasting on pizza
just the way you like it.
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Magnificent Mozzarella Machine.
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Isn't science wonderful?
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Must have
Magnificent Mozzarella Machine.
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That's right,
I want to order a cooling device
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that uses no electricity.
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Oh, and a Magnificent Mozzarella Machine.
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-[Odie barking]
-Oh, right!
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And for my dog,
a diamond-studded flea collar!
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I'll give you my credit card number.
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Now, Odie,
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it takes time
for these things to arrive
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so don't get impatient.
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[Odie muttering]
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Where is it? I want it!
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Why isn't it here?
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I want it now, now, now!
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[sighing]
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[Odie moaning]
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[Garfield sighing]
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-Oh!
-[truck door slamming]
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[Garfield laughing]
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Here's my cooling device
that uses no electricity.
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Gee, I wonder how it makes things cold.
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Oh! All it is is a giant ice cube!
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[Odie growling impatiently]
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[disappointed moaning]
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Odie, where's your exquisite
diamond-studded flea collar?
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[Odie muttering]
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What's this?
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"Instructions for exquisite
diamond-studded flea collar:
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Put collar on flea."
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A flea collar that goes on the flea?
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That's a rip-off.
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[Odie angrily muttering]
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Hey, you guys are just mad
because you ordered the wrong things.
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I'm going to use
my Magnificent Mozzarella Machine
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to whip up the pizza of my dreams.
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"Press red button, follow directions.
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In just one half hour,
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you will have pizza
just the way you like it."
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Woohoo!
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Here it goes.
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"Call Vito's Pizzeria - 555-7392.
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They deliver."
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Excuse me.
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I have to go register
a serious complaint!
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[dramatic music]
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I've seen their ads.
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They promise
that if you're not satisfied,
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they'll cheerfully refund your money.
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[laughing] A refund! He wants a refund!
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[laughing loudly]
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[laughing] He thinks we'll give him
his money back!
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[laughing loudly]
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Well, at least they're cheerful.
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There must be someone here
who'll take this junk back.
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[laughing loudly]
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Hey, that cat went inside!
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He expects a refund!
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Nobody's ever gotten
a refund around here!
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[show tune]
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Don't delay, folks!
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Hurry right now
and order this spectacular
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Internet-ready cheese straightener!
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[duck cackling]
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Are we off the air?
[music stops] Good!
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Sold another couple thousand
pieces of junk, boss.
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Good work, Hal.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Some cat got into the studio.
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He wants a refund for something.
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[both] Refund?
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[laughing]
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There he is!
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[chase music]
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[screeching]
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[screaming]
[bowling strike]
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Here's the only thing this is good for.
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[rock music]
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"Shipping department."
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Let's see what's in here.
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I've got to find
whoever's in charge of this TV station.
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Maybe he can... [gasping]
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Oh, no!
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Bubble wrap!
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It's impossible to see bubble wrap
and not do this.
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[bubble wrap popping]
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[screeching]
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I think he went
into the shipping department.
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[bubble wrap popping]
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So, what's the next bit
of overpriced garbage I get to sell?
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This, I'm calling it
the Awesome Audio Appliance.
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It records and plays
any music or speech.
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You'll say it's computerized
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and digital and high-tech but really,
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it's an old tape recorder.
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I bought a ton of them
from a junkyard.
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They'll record and play
but not for long.
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But basically,
it's another piece of junk.
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Everything we sell on this station
is a piece of junk.
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-The idiots out there never catch on.
-[wooden floor cracking]
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Hey! There's the cat
they're looking for!
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[upbeat music]
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[bowling strike]
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[screeching]
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[bubble wrap popping]
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[rock music]
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I think I lost them!
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[screeching]
[screaming]
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I think they found me!
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Ah, got him!
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Let's take him to the boss.
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You can't live without one
of these Awesome Audio Appliances.
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Odie, if I've learned one thing,
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I'm never ordering again
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from the All-Buying-Stuff Channel.
-[Odie barking]
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They sell shoddy merchandise
and they lie and...
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Gee, that audio thing they're selling
looks awfully cool.
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[Odie muttering]
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-We caught the cat, boss.
-What should we do with him?
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Throw him out,
and don't give him his money back.
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I never give anyone
their money back, and you know why?
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Because people are stupid.
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They never catch on
that the stuff I sell is garbage.
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This Awesome Audio Appliance
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plays the most beautiful music.
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Listen.
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[recorded Hal] But basically,
it's another piece of junk.
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[recorded boss] Everything we sell
on this station is a piece of junk.
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The idiots out there never catch on.
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I have a feeling
they'll catch on now.
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I'll give you a refund, cat.
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Just get out of here.
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I'll go.
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But there's something else I want.
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The police received so many complaints
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about the All-Buying-Stuff Channel,
they're investigating.
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The owner must refund everyone
or go to jail.
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[Odie barking]
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Oh, it was nothing.
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00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,000
The only thing is, well...
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00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,400
I kind of enjoyed watching that station.
210
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,720
Now that it's off the air,
I don't know what to do.
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00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,800
I wouldn't leave 'til they gave me
a 3 year supply of bubble wrap.
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[bubble wrap popping]
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00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,080
This is more fun than watching
the All-Buying-Stuff Channel.
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00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,360
[Garfield] And a whole lot cheaper.
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[bubble wrap popping]
[Odie barking]
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-Odie you just did two!
-[Odie moaning]
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[bubble wrap popping]
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[upbeat music]
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