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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Nimbus] Yeah, I'm flying over Earth.
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I decided to stock up
on my favorite Earth food.
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They call them marshmallows.
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I got a whole cargo hold full of them!
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[alarm ringing]
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[computer voice]
Error. You opened the storage hold.
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There goes your supply of marshmallows.
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[Nimbus] Oh no! I have to get them back!
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[dropping sound]
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[sniffing]
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Good to see you again, Odie.
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You wouldn't have seen something
falling from the sky, would you ?
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[Odie muttering]
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[Odie barking]
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Oh, thank you, Odie!
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You deserve a reward!
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This is a Forever Doggy Cookie.
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It's yours.
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[Odie muttering]
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[crunchy sound]
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Interesting cookie, is it not?
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It reconstructs itself after each bite.
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Thus, you never run out of cookie.
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Right?
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You might want to hide
the cookie in that hole there.
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[teleportation sound]
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Farewell!
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[Odie muttering]
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Maybe I shouldn't have
given him that cookie.
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Might it not have an unpredictable
effect on an Earth dog?
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Nah!
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[snoring]
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The most unpleasant invention
in the history of mankind.
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The doggie-tongue alarm clock.
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Go annoy Jon.
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[Odie moaning]
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[whining]
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It says here
that the longer you have pets,
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the more you start to take after them.
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That's a theory some doctors have.
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It's not true.
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Hi, Odie.
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[giggling]
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I'm happy to see you too, fella.
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I have some literature in my car
about this idea
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of owners taking on
the characteristics of their pets.
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I'll be right back with it.
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Gee, if I start acting like my pets,
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I hope I take after Odie
and not Garfield.
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I don't think I could eat...
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[Jon barking]
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Odie...
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Get this through that thick
doggy skull of yours!
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I told you to leave me alone.
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[Jon moaning]
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No, Jon, I will not throw the stick
so you can fetch it.
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[Jon moaning]
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[Liz] I found the article, Jon.
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It says pet owners
rarely act like their animals.
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[Jon barking]
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Jon?
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Ew!
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I think he wants you to rub his belly.
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Jon, this isn't funny. This is...
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[Liz barking]
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[doorbell]
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Why do I have the feeling
that whoever this is
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is going to make things worse?
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I have a registered letter
for Mr. Ar--
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Stop it, Odie! You shouldn't...
[Herman barking]
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For some reason,
the mailman has gone out to bite mailmen.
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Odie!
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Somehow, I have the idea
you're responsible for this.
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[Odie muttering]
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I have to figure out what's happening.
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I'd better go to the one place
where you can find out
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anything you want to know
about anything.
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The Internet!
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I'll do a search for "Silly Cartoonist
acting like sillier dog."
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[all barking]
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[Odie muttering]
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I found a chat room with people
who watch this cartoon.
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"Garfield doesn't know Odie slurps
transmit alien dog disease lol."
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So that's it!
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"Garfield reading our online chat
to figure out what's going on.
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Away from keyboard!"
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[laughing]
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By the way, Odiefan99,
you misspelled my name!
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I before E!
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If their slurps pass on
this dog thing to others,
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I'd better keep them all in the house.
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Wonder where I can get
a flea collar that fits Jon.
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[grinding noise]
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They got away!
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[dramatic music]
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I have to stop them
before it's too late.
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[screeching]
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It's too late.
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[growling]
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Down, boy! You're not a dog.
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You're Jon's insurance man.
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[angry barking]
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[dramatic music]
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He was like this
the time Jon filed a claim, too.
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[barking]
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There, there, good insurance man.
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Good boy.
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But I'm really too late.
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[barking]
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[cat screaming]
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Looks like an emergency.
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Maybe the governor can do something.
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If I am re-elected,
I promise that I will rid this city
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of all the stray animals
that are roaming our streets!
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See how much
the government employees love me.
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They even lick my face!
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[growling]
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[barking]
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You know,
that's the most intelligent speech
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he's given in eight years.
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Look, I know you don't do this
very often but think.
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Did anything unusual
happen to you lately?
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[muttering]
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Our friend from outer space came by
and gave you a weird cookie?
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[Odie muttering]
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Earth is doomed!
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Nimbus is probably a bejillion miles
from here now.
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I'll never be able to find him
and get him to undo this.
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Greetings, Garfield.
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Nimbus!
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I was worried about what effect
that doggie treat would have on Odie
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so I came to check on him.
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But I see he's fine
so I'll be on my way.
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-[teleportation sound]
-Wait!
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No, wait! Don't go!
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[Garfield screaming]
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Let me in! Let me in!
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Do you know what's going on
all over our city?
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Take a look.
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What do you make
of these reports
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that a strange epidemic
is turning every human being
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on this planet into a dog?
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[barking]
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In other news,
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city firemen report long lines
at most hydrants.
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It all started with Odie
and that cookie you gave him.
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I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do.
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There is no antidote.
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[teleportation sound]
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Every person and animal on Earth
will soon be a dog
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once someone licks them,
even you.
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This is terrible.
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Wait. I've been licked today by Odie
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many times!
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And I'm still me.
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You haven't been infected?
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That might mean cats are immune.
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Quick! Stick out your tongue.
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I need a sample of your saliva
to create an antidote!
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I've sampled your cat spit
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and synthesized a breakdown
of its molecular structure.
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You folks in the chat rooms
probably understand this.
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[beep]
[device running]
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[computer voice]
Antidote successfully created.
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Great!
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Now, we have to spray this all over
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everyone who's been licked!
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[computer voice] Begin spraying antidote.
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[barking]
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I don't know what happened.
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[barking]
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[common chatter]
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[barking]
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[common chatter]
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-Did you?
-I don't know. I was terrible.
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[joyful music]
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[common chatter]
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[barking]
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What? That was absolutely...
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[computer voice] Antidote successful.
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All humans have been decontaminated.
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One more thing I must take care of.
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Sorry, Odie, but you can't keep
the forever doggy cookie.
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It would create another contagion.
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[sad moaning]
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But you can have these instead.
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[barking]
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How does a forever doggy cookie work?
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Oh, like this.
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You take a bite. [crunchy sound]
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And then the cookie restores itself.
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Then you take another bite.
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[crunchy sound]
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And the cookie restores itself.
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They wouldn't happen to make...
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No, there is no forever kitty lasagna.
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Rats!
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Farewell again, my friends!
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Come on, Odie. Let's go eat.
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I know it's weird, guys, but...
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I have this craving for Odie's dog food.
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Nimbus said it might take a while
to wear off with some people.
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[Odie muttering]
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Well, until it does,
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I guess you have
to walk him for a change.
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[Odie muttering]
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[upbeat music]
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