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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[joyful music]

[Jon laughing] Oh, Nermal, you're so cute.

You're just the most adorable thing on this planet.

Hey, Garfield, isn't Nermal cute?

-[Nermal giggling] -Yes, very cute.

Nermal is absolutely cute.

Did you see that cute thing he did, chasing a fly through the kitchen?

[Nermal purring]

Cute.

Adorable. Just cute and adorable.

I'm glad he'll be staying here for a couple of months.

I couldn't be happier.

Imagine a couple of months with Nermal.

Yippee. What joy.

And I appreciate you being so nice

and always smiling at him.

Do you really mean it, Garfield?

Just one second.

[roaring]

I can't stand you, Nermal.

You're annoying! You're disgusting!

You're disgusting and annoying.

[Jon] Garfield?

I'll be out for a while. Play nicely with Nermal.

Yes, I will play nicely with my good friend, Nermal.

Disgusting and annoying!

And did I mention repulsive and infuri--

You're just jealous, Garfield.

Jealous because I'm the picture of cute,

and you're the picture of...

you.

I'm going to go get a snack and sit in your chair and watch TV.

[groaning]

[Odie muttering]

I'm going to get rid of that...

that blight on the good name of cat, once and for all.

[Odie muttering]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[giggling]

Yeah!

[key beep]

[toy car starting]

[crashing]

[blowing]

[screaming]

[Garfield laughing loudly]

[crashing]

[birds singing]

[funeral music]

Garfield's done some rotten things to me,

but that was one of the rottenest!

Almost as bad as the time he glued mouse ears on me

and tried to sell me at a pet store as a large rat.

Garfield!

Garfield?

Who's Garfield?

Come on, you know who Garfield is!

This nice puppy?

Thank you, Garfield.

That's cute how you slurp me like that.

Could Garfield have lost his memory?

There's an easy way to find out.

Say...

I think there's some lasagna in the kitchen.

Lasagna? Isn't that kind of fattening?

[Odie and Nermal gasping]

He's got amnesia, Odie.

[Odie muttering sadly]

[Machiavellian laughter]

Uh... Odie?

Go outside and wait for Jon to come back!

He'll know what to do.

[Odie barking]

Jon? Who's Jon?

He's this guy who never knows what to do.

But he'd better not find you in here.

Why not?

You're a mangy alley cat named Ichabod,

and you're not allowed in the house!

Ichabod?

Yes, you live outside

and you only eat stuff you find in trash cans.

Well, if he says so...

[evil laughter]

And now I have the whole house to myself!

[laughing]

Yes!

[worried muttering]

-[moaning sadly] -[Garfield] I'm kind of hungry.

I'd better go find some trash cans.

Ichabod?

[slow music]

[pigeon cackling]

I don't seem to be finding much to...

Oh, here's something.

[Tino] Hey, if you're not going to eat that...

[Gino] Let us have it.

Ah, I'm famished, brother.

[both] Mmmm... That's good eating!

You guys like that?

Best meal I've had in days.

Really hit the spot.

Welcome to the neighborhood, fella.

I'm Tino, and this is my brother, Gino.

Where are you from?

I... I don't know.

This is going to be so great not having Garfield around.

No one to bother me.

No one to mail me to Abu Dhabi.

[Odie howling]

[Odie moaning sadly]

Okay, so Odie misses his friend.

Well, I don't.

Let's see, which of these pictures of me is better?

What difference does it make?

I'm adorable in both!

[Garfield] Nice of you guys to show me around.

[Tino] Think nothing of it, Ichabod.

[Gino] We like to sleep in this alley

on account of the guy who runs that restaurant over there.

[Tino] He throws out something delicious.

Better than fish skeletons, even.

You pussycats!

Don't you go knocking down Vito's trash cans again!

You do, and I will call the authorities!

[Gino] He thinks we do it. We don't.

Crusher does it.

"Crusher?"

Well, I don't know who Crusher is,

but I'm too hungry.

You'll be sorry.

Especially if Crusher comes around.

Gee...

Maybe it is fattening.

But it just smells so good.

What?

Hey, you. What's your name?

Ichabod.

Ichabod?

Well, give me that lasagna, Ichabod.

No.

No?

Well, you know what I'm going to do to you ?

No, but I know what I'm going to do.

[Crusher barking]

[biting sound]

[music on hold]

[Crusher barking]

[tires screeching]

[barking]

[knocking]

[phone keys beeping] Hello ?

Is this the Animal control department?

Okay, Ichabod!

You're through.

You're...

[Crusher barking]

[Gino] You got rid of Crusher!

Brilliant!

[Tino] You're pretty smart for a cat who's lived all his life in alleys.

Thanks, but I'm drawn irresistibly to this...

lasagna.

Ah, that taste!

Mmmm, that texture!

I know that taste and texture as well as I know my own name!

And my own name is...

Garfield!

[both] Garfield?

[Gino] Better than Ichabod.

[Tino] What isn't?

Guys, I have to go deal with someone.

Someone who's too cute for my own good.

[laughing]

[Odie moaning]

[sighing sadly]

Hi, Odie.

[Odie muttering]

[Odie barking joyfully]

Hey, down, boy!

I'm glad to see you, too, but wait.

You're a mangy alley cat named Ichabod,

and you're not allowed in the house!

[Odie moaning]

Ichabod?

Yes!

You live outside

and you only eat stuff you find in trash cans.

Wait here, I have something I have to do.

[upbeat music]

In this world, it's difficult to learn to truly love yourself.

Gee, I haven't had any problem.

Garfield!

Garfield?

Who's Garfield?

My name is Ichabod.

I'm an alley cat and I eat out of trash cans.

I need a job.

Could I be your servant please?

You? My servant?

All right!

Get me two three-minute eggs, three two-minute eggs,

and a side order of anything that takes a long time to cook.

Certainly.

Just let me adjust your chair for you.

[screaming] [crashing]

[Nermal in the box] Garfield! Let me out!

Garfield!

Garfield!

Garfield? Who's Garfield?

My name is Ichabod.

[Nermal screaming]

[Nermal crying]

Here! Abu Dhabi and step on it!

[Nermal] Garfield! Ichabod! Whoever you are!

[sighing of relief]

Here you go, guys.

Do you have any idea where Nermal is?

Right now, I'd say...

somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean.

Oh?

[Odie barking]

Hey, don't be rude.

We have to serve our guests first.

Here you go, guys.

[Gino] Wow, this looks delicious.

It's got to be better than eating fish skeletons

out of trash cans.

Obviously, you've never tasted Jon's cooking.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR