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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:01,280 [snoring] [clock ringing] 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,240 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,760 [chase music] 4 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,360 [Jon] Come back here! 5 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,240 We are going to stay with my brother on his farm, 6 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,880 and that's that! 7 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,880 [chase music] 8 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,400 [screaming] 9 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,320 That's not that! 10 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,280 That's cruelty to pussycats! 11 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,560 Send me to prison! 12 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,560 Lock me in a room with Nermal for a month! 13 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,520 Just don't make me spend a weekend on the farm! 14 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,640 [screaming] 15 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,440 My brother is expecting us! 16 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,160 [crashing] 17 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,200 [Garfield] No! No! 18 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,720 Not a weekend on the farm! 19 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,880 Anything but a weekend on the farm! 20 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,920 [horn] [barking] 21 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,560 [engine starts] 22 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:36,960 [tires screeching] 23 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,560 [mooing] 24 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,080 No pizza delivery! No TV! 25 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,440 No pizza delivery and TV! 26 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,760 Nothing to do but watch cows burp! 27 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,400 I told Doc Boy we'd all pitch in and help with chores. 28 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,680 [horrified] Chores? 29 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,240 [Garfield] And another thing! 30 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,400 They have roosters that wake you up at the crack of dawn! 31 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,440 [door slamming] 32 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,040 [country music] 33 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,880 Wait. I need to lock my car. 34 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,120 [key beeping] [car beeping] 35 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,840 You really got rid of your TV set, Doc Boy? 36 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,440 You can't get your chores done if you're watching TV. 37 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,320 And, and, and... don't call me Doc Boy. 38 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,640 Doc Boy, Doc Boy! 39 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,960 I don't care how much Garfield hates it. 40 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,480 Everyone on the farm has to pitch in to do chores. 41 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,720 Now, what is he good at? 42 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,680 Eating lasagna, sleeping, eating more lasagna... 43 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,040 [mooing] 44 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,160 You can only hear the sound of my voice. 45 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,360 If you understand, say "Moo." 46 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,920 Moooooo! 47 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,440 Oh, this is Dr. Whipple. 48 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,320 I hired him to do... 49 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,520 Uh, what do you call it, Doc? 50 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,680 Subliminal bovine mesmerization 51 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,320 to induce a higher sucrose component 52 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,800 in the lactose output. 53 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,520 Moooooo! 54 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,240 Yes, I'm hypnotizing the cows 55 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,360 so they'll give sweeter milk. 56 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:14,720 Isn't that right, cow? 57 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,920 Moooooo! 58 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,880 It's all a matter of planting the proper suggestion 59 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,680 in the cow's mind, you see. 60 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,640 So as to cause a change in behavior. 61 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,600 Change in behaviour, huh? 62 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,520 Doctor, would that work on a cat? 63 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,640 Maybe to make him happy to be working on a farm? 64 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,160 Cat on a farm? 65 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,960 Hmmm... I don't see why not. 66 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,680 Moooooo! 67 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,520 You know what they want me to do? 68 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,480 Chores! Cats don't do physical labor. 69 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,320 That's why they invented people. 70 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:54,920 I can't be less happy. 71 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,680 [Jon] Oh, Garfield. 72 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,200 We have a little surprise for you. 73 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,680 We were thinking, 74 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,440 we know how much you love to watch TV. 75 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,240 TV! Almost as good as Italian food. 76 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,520 [beeping] 77 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,360 So our friend Dr. Whipple here 78 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,600 has a special kind of TV for you. 79 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,680 They're trying to hypnotize me, 80 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,520 but it won't work. 81 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,160 I'm too smart to be hyp... 82 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,480 [snoring] 83 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,360 He's fast asleep. 84 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,720 Garfield asleep? 85 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:41,760 What a novelty! 86 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,320 Garfield! You are not a cat. 87 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,840 You are... a monkey! 88 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,520 -[fingers snapping] -Can you believe these guys? 89 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,880 They think I'm a m... 90 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,800 [monkey sounds] 91 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,920 [jungle music] 92 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,120 He's running away! 93 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,160 After him! 94 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,200 [Odie barking] 95 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,080 [monkey sounds] 96 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,680 Dr. Whipple, make him think he's a cat again! 97 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,080 Are you sure, Jon? 98 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,480 Bananas are a lot cheaper than lasagna. 99 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,200 You're right, Odie. Dr. Whipple? 100 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:28,920 Garfield! 101 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,280 You are no longer a monkey! 102 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,160 [monkey sounds] 103 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:38,080 Hey! He actually thinks he can turn me into a monkey! 104 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,880 [screaming] 105 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,120 [crashing] 106 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,440 Sorry about that, Garfield. 107 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,440 But you passed the test. 108 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,480 Yes! 109 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,520 So now, 110 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,200 you can only hear the sound of my voice 111 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,040 and you will obey. 112 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:57,080 If that is so, say "Meow." 113 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,480 Meow. 114 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,760 Very good! 115 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,240 When you hear the sound of this horn, Garfield, 116 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,960 you will become the most enthusiastic, 117 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,120 hard-working farmhand in the world. 118 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,920 I will love farming. 119 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,000 And when you hear the horn again, 120 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,200 you will not love farming. 121 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,440 I will not love farming. 122 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,360 -[horn] -You're wasting my time with all this. 123 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,440 Time that I could be spending doing something important, 124 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,000 like sleeping. 125 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,840 -[horn] -I have chores to do! 126 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,240 [country music] 127 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,960 I have to pitch the hay! 128 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:41,600 [logs crumbling] 129 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,480 I have to chop the firewood! 130 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,000 I have to gather eggs! 131 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,240 [cackling] 132 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,200 You look amazed. 133 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,520 We are. 134 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,880 I've seen flying saucers. 135 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,760 I've seen the Loch Ness Monster. 136 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,400 But I never thought I'd see Garfield working. 137 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,320 Wow! 138 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,120 I have to water the horses! 139 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,440 Jon, he's the greatest farmhand I've ever seen. 140 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,400 [bell ringing] 141 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,040 [neighing] 142 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,200 It'll be faster this way! 143 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,080 Looks like we can take it easy, Doc Boy. 144 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,080 Sure thing. 145 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,120 Let's all go in and have lunch. 146 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,280 [mooing] 147 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,920 And don't call me Doc Boy. 148 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,640 [Jon] Doc Boy, Doc Boy! 149 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,960 Oh, wait. I have to go plant corn now. 150 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,960 He's plowing the north forty. 151 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,840 [crispy sound] 152 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,520 Great sandwich. 153 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,040 Hey, I thought you stored your TV in the barn. 154 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,040 I brought it in. 155 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,880 We can watch it now that I have Garfield to do all the chores. 156 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,080 Now, he's plowing the south forty. 157 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:02,920 This'll be great. 158 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,520 I've missed all my favorite shows. 159 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:08,720 Now he's plowing the west forty 160 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,520 and the east forty at the same time. 161 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,480 Dr. Whipple, how long will Garfield be doing all this? 162 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,040 Until he hears another horn like this one. 163 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,200 [Odie laughing] 164 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,280 [chicks chirping] 165 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:26,760 After this, 166 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,080 I have to put new mud in the hog's pen, 167 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,800 then give them all sponge baths! 168 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,600 [car beeping] 169 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,160 -What have I been doing? -[car beeping] 170 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,480 I love to farm! I must farm! 171 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:45,440 [car beeping] 172 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,520 -What am I saying? I hate chores! -[car beeping] 173 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,640 No! Must do more chores. 174 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,600 [car beeping] 175 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,680 Jon, your car alarm's going off. 176 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,480 Yeah, it does that every once in a while. 177 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,040 It'll stop in a minute or so. 178 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,360 I have to pick up all these vegetables 179 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,280 and get them into the proper bins. 180 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,080 -[car beeping] -Vegetables! 181 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,760 What am I? A rabbit? 182 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,000 -[car beeping] -I'd better fix the roof on the barn! 183 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,200 [car beeping] 184 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,680 What am I doing? 185 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,920 I'd have to be dumber than Odie to climb up there and fix that roof. 186 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,520 [car beeping] 187 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 [car beeping] 188 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,160 How about that? 189 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,320 I'm dumber than Odie. 190 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,600 And just as clumsy! 191 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,840 [screaming] 192 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,120 [crashing] 193 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,800 It's that hypnowhatzis ray. 194 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,720 That's what did this to me. 195 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,280 [malicious music] 196 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:48,960 [mewing] 197 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,800 [peaceful music] 198 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,640 [pop music on TV] 199 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,200 [laughing] 200 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,960 Hand me another sandwich, Jon. 201 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,720 Here you go, Doc Boy. 202 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,320 Thanks, and... 203 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,600 Well, you know. 204 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,240 Right. Don't call you Doc Boy. 205 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,360 And now, ladies and gentlemen... 206 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,640 We interrupt this program for this! 207 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,880 Garfield! 208 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,160 -[Odie barking] -He's got my mesmerizing device! 209 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,240 He... he... 210 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,520 [workout music on TV] 211 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,760 All right, everybody! It's time 212 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,040 to work out! Do everything I do! 213 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,880 One, two! One, two! 214 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,560 One, two! One, two! 215 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,920 [all] One, two! One, two! 216 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,080 One, two! One, two! 217 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,720 One, two! One, two! 218 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,160 Gee, I wonder what else is on. 219 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,600 The monster is loose! 220 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,320 Run for your lives! 221 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,240 [all screaming] 222 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,760 [Jon] Run for your lives! 223 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,320 Let's see. 224 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,560 I'm sure it's on about now. 225 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,520 Ah, here it is! Channel 99! 226 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,200 It's important to take care of your cat, 227 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,800 to make sure he has everything he wants. 228 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,360 Pamper him. 229 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,000 Give him the food he needs. 230 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,800 Make sure he has a good place to sleep. 231 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,200 You know? I'm starting to really like it here on the farm. 232 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,160 Fan faster, Odie. 233 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,920 I'm getting kind of warm. 234 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,120 [upbeat music] 235 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,000 Subtitling: ECLAIR 15306

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