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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[chase music]

[Jon] Come back here!

We are going to stay with my brother on his farm,

and that's that!

[chase music]

[screaming]

That's not that!

That's cruelty to pussycats!

Send me to prison!

Lock me in a room with Nermal for a month!

Just don't make me spend a weekend on the farm!

[screaming]

My brother is expecting us!

[crashing]

[Garfield] No! No!

Not a weekend on the farm!

Anything but a weekend on the farm!

[horn] [barking]

[engine starts]

[tires screeching]

[mooing]

No pizza delivery! No TV!

No pizza delivery and TV!

Nothing to do but watch cows burp!

I told Doc Boy we'd all pitch in and help with chores.

[horrified] Chores?

[Garfield] And another thing!

They have roosters that wake you up at the crack of dawn!

[door slamming]

[country music]

Wait. I need to lock my car.

[key beeping] [car beeping]

You really got rid of your TV set, Doc Boy?

You can't get your chores done if you're watching TV.

And, and, and... don't call me Doc Boy.

Doc Boy, Doc Boy!

I don't care how much Garfield hates it.

Everyone on the farm has to pitch in to do chores.

Now, what is he good at?

Eating lasagna, sleeping, eating more lasagna...

[mooing]

You can only hear the sound of my voice.

If you understand, say "Moo."

Moooooo!

Oh, this is Dr. Whipple.

I hired him to do...

Uh, what do you call it, Doc?

Subliminal bovine mesmerization

to induce a higher sucrose component

in the lactose output.

Moooooo!

Yes, I'm hypnotizing the cows

so they'll give sweeter milk.

Isn't that right, cow?

Moooooo!

It's all a matter of planting the proper suggestion

in the cow's mind, you see.

So as to cause a change in behavior.

Change in behaviour, huh?

Doctor, would that work on a cat?

Maybe to make him happy to be working on a farm?

Cat on a farm?

Hmmm... I don't see why not.

Moooooo!

You know what they want me to do?

Chores! Cats don't do physical labor.

That's why they invented people.

I can't be less happy.

[Jon] Oh, Garfield.

We have a little surprise for you.

We were thinking,

we know how much you love to watch TV.

TV! Almost as good as Italian food.

[beeping]

So our friend Dr. Whipple here

has a special kind of TV for you.

They're trying to hypnotize me,

but it won't work.

I'm too smart to be hyp...

[snoring]

He's fast asleep.

Garfield asleep?

What a novelty!

Garfield! You are not a cat.

You are... a monkey!

-[fingers snapping] -Can you believe these guys?

They think I'm a m...

[monkey sounds]

[jungle music]

He's running away!

After him!

[Odie barking]

[monkey sounds]

Dr. Whipple, make him think he's a cat again!

Are you sure, Jon?

Bananas are a lot cheaper than lasagna.

You're right, Odie. Dr. Whipple?

Garfield!

You are no longer a monkey!

[monkey sounds]

Hey! He actually thinks he can turn me into a monkey!

[screaming]

[crashing]

Sorry about that, Garfield.

But you passed the test.

Yes!

So now,

you can only hear the sound of my voice

and you will obey.

If that is so, say "Meow."

Meow.

Very good!

When you hear the sound of this horn, Garfield,

you will become the most enthusiastic,

hard-working farmhand in the world.

I will love farming.

And when you hear the horn again,

you will not love farming.

I will not love farming.

-[horn] -You're wasting my time with all this.

Time that I could be spending doing something important,

like sleeping.

-[horn] -I have chores to do!

[country music]

I have to pitch the hay!

[logs crumbling]

I have to chop the firewood!

I have to gather eggs!

[cackling]

You look amazed.

We are.

I've seen flying saucers.

I've seen the Loch Ness Monster.

But I never thought I'd see Garfield working.

Wow!

I have to water the horses!

Jon, he's the greatest farmhand I've ever seen.

[bell ringing]

[neighing]

It'll be faster this way!

Looks like we can take it easy, Doc Boy.

Sure thing.

Let's all go in and have lunch.

[mooing]

And don't call me Doc Boy.

[Jon] Doc Boy, Doc Boy!

Oh, wait. I have to go plant corn now.

He's plowing the north forty.

[crispy sound]

Great sandwich.

Hey, I thought you stored your TV in the barn.

I brought it in.

We can watch it now that I have Garfield to do all the chores.

Now, he's plowing the south forty.

This'll be great.

I've missed all my favorite shows.

Now he's plowing the west forty

and the east forty at the same time.

Dr. Whipple, how long will Garfield be doing all this?

Until he hears another horn like this one.

[Odie laughing]

[chicks chirping]

After this,

I have to put new mud in the hog's pen,

then give them all sponge baths!

[car beeping]

-What have I been doing? -[car beeping]

I love to farm! I must farm!

[car beeping]

-What am I saying? I hate chores! -[car beeping]

No! Must do more chores.

[car beeping]

Jon, your car alarm's going off.

Yeah, it does that every once in a while.

It'll stop in a minute or so.

I have to pick up all these vegetables

and get them into the proper bins.

-[car beeping] -Vegetables!

What am I? A rabbit?

-[car beeping] -I'd better fix the roof on the barn!

[car beeping]

What am I doing?

I'd have to be dumber than Odie to climb up there and fix that roof.

[car beeping]

[car beeping]

How about that?

I'm dumber than Odie.

And just as clumsy!

[screaming]

[crashing]

It's that hypnowhatzis ray.

That's what did this to me.

[malicious music]

[mewing]

[peaceful music]

[pop music on TV]

[laughing]

Hand me another sandwich, Jon.

Here you go, Doc Boy.

Thanks, and...

Well, you know.

Right. Don't call you Doc Boy.

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

We interrupt this program for this!

Garfield!

-[Odie barking] -He's got my mesmerizing device!

He... he...

[workout music on TV]

All right, everybody! It's time

to work out! Do everything I do!

One, two! One, two!

One, two! One, two!

[all] One, two! One, two!

One, two! One, two!

One, two! One, two!

Gee, I wonder what else is on.

The monster is loose!

Run for your lives!

[all screaming]

[Jon] Run for your lives!

Let's see.

I'm sure it's on about now.

Ah, here it is! Channel 99!

It's important to take care of your cat,

to make sure he has everything he wants.

Pamper him.

Give him the food he needs.

Make sure he has a good place to sleep.

You know? I'm starting to really like it here on the farm.

Fan faster, Odie.

I'm getting kind of warm.

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR