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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[alien engine whirring]

Ah, it's so good to see you again.

[sighing]

You're looking quite well today.

Lasagna is my friend.

Time to eat!

[gobbling]

[beeping]

[gasping]

[gobbling]

This is an outrage!

We cannot let this thing go unpunished!

[together] Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!

What a revolting sight, glorious leader!

That orange monster

continues to devour beings such as us.

Yes, general.

But thankfully, the galaxy will soon be rid of him

and his entire planet.

If I didn't know better, I'd say I just saw

a flying ravioli go by.

[gasping]

Oh, not so fast. Gotcha!

Oh, well.

Ravioli is ravioli.

Aaah...

[gasping]

[robotic voice] Transmission interrupted.

The vile orange creature just ate the spying device.

[together] Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!

People of Parma!

As your leader, I have ordered that the evil orange monster

and its barbaric planet be destroyed at once!

Operation Blasteroid is a go!

[cheering]

[epic music]

Stretch!

[stretching sound]

Launch!

[cheering]

Dr. Bonkers!

Dr. Bonkers!

Stratospheric radar detects a large object hurtling towards Earth.

[beeping]

Oh, this doesn't look good!

Wow!

This doesn't look good at all!

[electronic music]

You want to watch Binky the Clown?

Nope. My contract says he's not allowed on this series.

We interrupt this program with breaking news.

This is Dr. Thaddeus Bonkers.

Doctor, tell our viewers what you just told me.

Certainly.

A giant asteroid is heading straight for planet Earth!

What?

Yes! It will strike in exactly thirteen hours

and thirteen minutes

and thirteen seconds and destroy the entire world!

[together] We're doomed! We're doomed!

[screaming]

But there's one chance!

We have a rocket ship that could fly up

and destroy the asteroid before it reaches us.

Thank goodness!

-[Odie sighing] -You said it.

The problem is that no one can fit

into the rocket to fly it.

[together] We're doomed! We're doomed!

The spaceship's cockpit

was designed by a former cartoonist?

Yes.

And for some reason, he designed these spacesuits

in the shapes of an obese pussycat

and an empty-headed puppy dog.

Our only hope is to find someone

who fits into these spacesuits

and who could fly the rocket up

and save the world.

[screaming]

[suspenseful music]

[Dr. Bonkers] You won't actually have to fly the rocket.

Everything will be controlled and monitored by ground control.

Good. We have nothing to worry about.

As soon as the rocket lands on the asteroid,

you will go out and deposit the payload.

Bad. We have much to worry about.

To activate the payload,

you only need to push the button on the tube.

You have ten minutes to return

to the rocket and leave the asteroid before it explodes.

Good luck. You'll need it.

[Odie whimpering]

[screaming]

[alarm]

Mankind is counting on you, guys.

If I were mankind, I'd be worried.

Nine,

eight, seven,

four, three...

What happened to six and five?

Blast off!

[screaming]

[epic music]

Soon, the evil barbaric planet will be reduced

to rubble!

Glorious leader,

there seems to be an object flying

towards the Blasteroid.

A primitive spacecraft!

It looks like it will land

on the Blasteroid!

[crashing]

Odie, we're 100,000 miles from Earth,

100,000 miles from civilization.

And worst of all,

100,000 miles from Vito's Pizzeria.

[Odie muttering]

Yeah, I don't think they deliver this far.

[hubbub]

Okay, guys.

Drop off the payload.

Activate it and return to the rocket immediately!

What's he think we're going to do up here?

Wait for an ice cream truck to come by?

Odie...

[sniffing]

Do you smell something familiar?

[Odie sniffing]

[Odie agreeing]

If I didn't know better, I'd say it's...

Oops!

Yes! Just as I thought, Odie!

This asteroid, it's a giant meatball!

[Odie muttering]

Yes! We're on a meat-eor!

Yippee!

[gobbling]

What is he doing?

Is he eating the asteroid?

The rocket's probe has analyzed the composition of the asteroid.

It's made of onion and garlic-infused beef.

[sighing]

Leave it to Garfield to find the biggest meatball in the universe.

[gasping]

You're endangering the mission!

Drop the payload and--

Quiet. I'm eating.

[lawnmower sound]

Can the creature really eat the entire Blasteroid?

Yes, it can.

I have seen it dining before.

It is insatiable.

[chewing]

[gurgling] Yikes!

Houston, we have a problem!

How is he going to get back into the rocket?

There's a very simple way!

Wish I knew what is was.

Odie, I can't go back into the rocket!

Any bright ideas?

[Odie desagreeing]

Of course not, you're Odie.

Your brightest idea was chasing your tail for nine hours.

Tadah!

The rocket is about to blast off!

Garfield is going to be left stranded in outer space!

-[Odie muttering] -Thanks, Odie!

I knew you'd come up with something!

Actually, I didn't.

I just said that to make him feel good.

[Garfield screaming]

[panting]

[screaming]

Well done, Odie!

You saved Garfield's life!

[Dr. Bonkers] Mmmm, not really.

Garfield is the asteroid now.

Earth is doomed once again.

[burping]

I'm deflating every time I...

[burping] burp!

Amazing!

He is almost back to his normal size.

Our planet is saved!

[cheering]

[epic music]

[shoes screeching]

[engine whirring]

[crashing]

[Odie] Tadah!

Where's Garfield?

[crashing]

[Garfield] Mayday! Mayday!

[screaming]

[burping]

Welcome back, Garfield!

You were heroic!

Yes, I was!

And you owe me big time.

I'm going to make a list.

I'm starving!

Italian, anyone?

Oh, no!

Okay, suit yourself.

-We'll go eat without you. -I know a great...

I'm not touching food of any kind for a long, long time.

Especially...

Did he say Italian?

Remember how I used to say

that I'd go to the ends of the universe for lasagna?

-[Odie barking] -Well... I did!

[beeping]

People of Parma!

Once again, the evil orange monster wins.

But it's not over!

There'll be a sequel!

And we will have our revenge!

[beeping]

[ringing]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR