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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[Odie muttering joyfully]

Oh, hi, Odie.

I'm just about to take a test called "How Brave Are You?"

First situation: a poisonous snake is coming at you.

I'm not afraid.

A giant grizzly bear is attacking.

I'm not afraid.

A man-eating lion is loose.

I'm not even afraid of a cat-eating lion.

An army of monsters and werewolves and vampires is attacking.

I am absolutely, definitely, utterly not afraid.

[Jon] Oh, Garfield.

My nieces Drusilla and Minerva are coming to visit.

[screaming]

[chattering teeth]

Lock the doors! Bar the windows! We have to move to another country!

Help!

Help!

Snakes and bears and monsters can only eat you.

These are Jon's nieces!

Don't you remember them from last season, show 17?

[both] Let's play dress up!

We hate it.

[Odie howling]

[screaming]

[doorbell]

That must be them.

We have to hide!

Under Jon's bed! Quick!

[both] Hi, Uncle Jon!

Great to see you, Minerva and Drusilla.

No, I'm Minerva.

And I'm Drusilla.

[both] We're Minerva and Drusilla.

We want to play with the kitty cat!

[both] He's so cute!

Kitty cat! Meow!

Where is Garfield?

Don't worry, Odie.

Even if we have to stay under here the rest of our lives,

I'm prepared.

I knew Jon's nieces might come back,

so I stored 25 crates of canned lasagna.

Gee, I wish I'd brought some for you.

[Odie muttering]

What can they do to us?

They can dress us up in doll clothes

like they did last time.

But I am determined.

I'm absolutely not going to let them do that to me again.

Ah!

No! Stop!

Help! Don't!

Call the humane society!

Call somebody!

The worst part is...

I don't even look good in this color.

Wait, kitty cat!

I have a bridal gown for you to try on! You'll be so beautiful!

We want to play with you!

-Come back! -We have more dress up to play!

Come back!

Kitty cat!

Kitty cat!

We want to dress up the kitty cat!

This is not good.

Let's dress up the kitty cat!

Ladies, you know how hard it is to run in high heels.

[screaming]

Oh, my goodness!

I mean, badness!

[Drusilla] The kitty cat can fly!

Let's dress him up as a flight attendant next!

My, you're a plump one.

Almost big enough for my oven.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Cauldron.

Is she a witch?

She looks like a witch.

Maybe I am,

and maybe I'm not.

But my, you're an adorable little girl.

And my, you're an adorable little girl.

And my, you're not!

And my!

You're not exactly Miss Universe yourself, lady.

Ah, girls, let's let Mrs. Cauldron get home with her shopping, okay?

Oh, thank you.

And maybe you'll come and visit me some time, little ladies.

Let's take you girls inside and read you a story.

We want to hear a story about a witch!

Yeah! We want to hear Hansel and Gretel!

-It's got a witch in it! -Hansel and Gretel it is.

Odie, if you laugh at the way I look,

if you so much as giggle...

Good.

[sniggering]

[laughing] [groaning]

He's right.

"Hansel and Gretel followed the bread crumbs

to the house of the wicked witch." [crashing noise]

"The wicked witch invited them inside

and offered them gingerbread."

Don't just stand there.

We have to prepare to defend ourselves.

That story can't last forever.

I'm going on a spying mission

to find out what the enemy is up to.

"The evil witch tried to push Hansel and Gretel into the oven,

but they were too fast for her."

Never mind the fortress.

It wouldn't keep them out, anyway.

I've got a better idea.

I need to go to the market so I can make dinner.

Keep an eye on Drusilla and Minerva, Garfield.

I'm counting on you.

You made this mistake before.

Kitty cat! Where's the kitty cat?

This is the moment of truth, puppyface!

-We have to act fast! -[Odie barking]

Yoo hoo?

We have a nice prom dress for you to try on.

Look, Drusilla!

You're Drusilla. I'm Minerva.

Oh, right. I can't tell us apart.

There's candy.

Mmmm, this is so good!

Bread crumbs like in that story.

We'll lead them to Mrs. Cauldron's house.

Oh, you came to visit me.

Oh, that's so sweet of you.

Come in, we'll have tea.

I like tea.

I want hot cocoa.

Oh, come in.

We have so much to talk about.

That'll keep them away while I do something of vital importance.

[Odie muttering]

Of course, a nap.

[joyful music]

[yawning] Poor Mrs. Cauldron.

Such an odd lady,

always dressing up like a wicked witch.

Hey! What if she is a wicked witch?

Nah.

There's no such thing, and besides,

it isn't Halloween.

[yawning] I think I'll just get myself some good, good...

[snoring]

[evil witch laughter]

Bubble, my fine potions!

I just need to add some...

eye of newt,

three ounces of raven toenails.

And the final ingredient,

two identical bratty nieces!

Help!

You mean old wicked witch!

You wouldn't do this if Garfield was here!

Well, your friend Garfield isn't here.

And even if he was,

he'd be too fat and lazy to help you!

[both] Garfield, help!

Where are you? Save us, Garfield!

Help us! We need you!

She's a witch!

She's a wicked witch

and she's going to do wicked witch things to Jon's nieces!

I've just got to save them.

[upbeat music]

Wait a minute. Do I?

[Minerva and Drusilla] Garfield!

-Yes, I guess I have to. -[Minerva and Drusilla] Save us!

Garfield! Help!

This is it. Goodbye, Drusilla.

I keep telling you. You're Drusilla.

I thought I was Minerva.

It doesn't matter.

You're both ingredients.

[evil laughter]

Unhand those annoying children!

Hey, do I know how to make a big entrance or what?

Oh! [laughing]

This is perfect!

I have a recipe that calls for a goat.

And where do you think you're going to get a goat at this hour?

Abracadabra!

[laughing]

Aaaaah!

Sure, do it the easy way.

[horror music]

[screaming]

[evil laughter]

[screaming]

[evil laughter]

You ever thought of trading this thing in for a vacuum cleaner?

[screaming]

Have a nice landing!

[evil laughter]

[Jon] Garfield!

Garfield! [bleating]

[screaming]

What happened? Where am I?

Garfield, where are Drusilla and Minerva?

The evil witch is putting them into a twin casserole!

I have to save them!

Drusilla! Minerva! Don't worry!

Garfield's coming to save you!

Don't put them into your recipe, Mrs. Cauldron!

Don't...

Oh, hello, pussycat.

Did you come to join us?

We're having tea with Mrs. Cauldron.

And we're learning all sorts of interesting things.

You knew it was a dream sequence all along.

Why didn't you tell me?

Thank you for a lovely conversation, Mrs. Cauldron.

And all the things you taught us.

Oh! Come back and visit just any time, dears.

Thank you for coming to get us, Garfield.

Mrs. Cauldron convinced us.

We shouldn't make you play dress up anymore.

Aw, gee.

I guess everything turned out great after all.

He'll make a great goat.

Let's make him into a big one!

[both] Abracadabra!

I don't feel like lasagna for dinner tonight.

For some reason, I have a... [bleating]

...craving for old tin cans.

[mewing]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR