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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[joyful music]

Gas bill, water bill...

[tires squealing] [doorbell]

I'll get it.

[doorbell] "Past due.

Pay immediately or we will send a guy named Bruno over

to punch out your lights."

That's nice how they don't put pressure on you.

I don't understand why I never have any money.

I hope you didn't want any because I only got a dozen.

I understand why I never have any money.

What is it, Odie? Oh, that's the lottery ticket I bought.

Gee, wouldn't it be nice to win the 27 gazillion dollars?

Life would be wonderful with all that kind of money.

[Odie muttering]

What are you telling me, Odie?

Oh, it's time for them to draw the winning lottery number.

It's a big waste of time, but I might as well watch.

In a moment, we'll be drawing the winning number

of the super mega-jackpot lucky seven ultra-snazzy lottery,

which is worth 27 gazillion dollars.

I shouldn't get my hopes up.

Let me see that ticket.

The odds against me winning are astronomical.

Still, it would be so wonderful.

And now, here's the winning number.

Give me my ticket back.

The winning number is

seven, nine,

four, five... -Oh!

...zero, six.

And the last number is...

three!

[winning music]

Gee, I got all ten numbers.

I won the 27 gazillion dollars.

A lot of people, if this happened to them,

would go nuts and start leaping around.

And you know what else?

I'm like a lot of people.

[screaming]

Yay! I'm rich!

[celebratory music]

Yay! I'm rich!

Well, shall we join him?

[Jon] The winning ticket in the super mega-jackpot

lucky ultra-snazzy lottery.

That's great, Mr. Arbuckle.

We're closed for the weekend right now,

but you bring that ticket down here Monday morning

and we'll give you your 27 gazillion dollars.

I'll be there.

Guys, what shall we do to celebrate?

More pizza? Great!

Let's go to Vito's and buy pizza!

No, I have a better idea!

[Vito] I didn't get it, Mr. Arbuckle.

Tell me again how many pizzas you wish to buy?

For the tenth time,

I'm not here to buy pizzas.

I want to buy the pizzeria.

The whole place.

How I've dreamed of this moment.

I hit the lottery!

I won 27 gazillion dollars! [cash drawer tinkling]

Mr. Arbuckle, was that the name?

Hi. I'm a reporter with Channel 4.

Did I hear you right?

You're the big lottery winner?

That's me.

Vito, name your price.

Then double it.

First make pizzas, then talk money.

That's right, Sid! The big lottery winner!

Get a camera crew,

and we'll do a headline story!

Tomorrow, I'm going on the biggest shopping spree ever.

After all, I've got 27 gazillion dollars to spend!

By the time I'm done here,

you may be down to 26.

The city was all abuzz today,

as lottery winner Jon Arbuckle

began spending some of the 27 gazillion dollars he won

in this weekend's super mega-jackpot lucky seven ultra-snazzy lottery.

This morning, he purchased seven cars.

One for each day of the week.

Sunday, Monday,

Tuesday, Wednesday,

Thursday, Friday.

And Saturday, I like to take half the day off.

He also picked out the new home

he will purchase.

It has 600 rooms.

When one gets dirty, I'll move to another.

In his new mansion, I asked him

what would be his greatest extravagance.

That would be Garfield.

This rich stuff is so good.

Come on, Garfield.

We're going back to the old house one last time.

Oh! I can't move.

I can't walk.

I couldn't eat another bite if my life depended on it.

How soon is dinner?

Let's go. My new tailor Armando is going to meet me there.

[joyful music]

I'm not going to miss this house.

Me neither.

-How about you, Odie? -[sad whining]

Mr. Arbuckle? Hi! I am Armando.

I'm a tailor.

I'm known as Armando the Tailor.

Come in, Armando the Tailor.

Odie, you can't be serious.

You're going to miss this house?

[Odie muttering sadly]

Why? We're going to live in a mansion with hot and cold running servants!

[Odie muttering sadly]

We're going to have a swimming pool.

And like all rich people, we'll never go in it.

Okay. So this house is the only home you've ever known.

So? You think I'm going to miss it?

Miss my favorite corner to sleep in?

Miss my favorite window screen to hang on?

[Odie whining sadly]

No.

Think of the meal service in the new house.

You like it, Mr. Arbuckle?

Love it. I want 50 more outfits, Armando the Tailor.

[phone ringing]

Excuse me.

Mr. Arbuckle!

What would you like me to do with your old clothes?

Throw them away.

There's a trash can out front by the curb.

Hello? Oh, Mr. Barker.

Sorry to bother you at home on the weekend, Arbuckle.

I wanted to make sure

you were working on those drawings I need.

-[unintelligible] -You what?

I said, "I quit," Mr. Barker.

I don't have to work for you anymore.

I'm rich!

Monday morning, I turn in my winning lottery ticket.

My lottery ticket here.

My lottery ticket!

It's in that shirt I just told Armando to throw away!

[screaming]

[Mr. Barker] Arbuckle? Arbuckle?

I can't stand employees who quit.

You're fired!

Stop!

This is a catastrophe!

Jon doesn't have catastrophes anymore.

He's rich.

I made it just in time.

Stop! Stop that garbage truck!

I need my old clothes back!

[screaming]

[suspenseful music]

No, you don't, Mr. Arbuckle.

They were so out of style.

My lottery ticket! It was in with those clothes!

No!

[upbeat music]

We're the last stop before they take the trash out to the pier and dump it!

Oh, great.

Now some fish is going to get our money.

[tires squealing]

You can tell this is an emergency

because I didn't stop for ice cream.

[Jon and Garfield screaming]

[tires squealing]

Are we too late?

Did you dump the garbage in the ocean?

[laughing] Oh, no. We don't do that anymore.

-You don't? -Nah. It's bad for the environment.

Now, we burn it.

That's the trash we just picked up.

Makes a lot of nice smoke, doesn't it?

Well, it was nice being rich while it lasted.

[sigh] All the pasta I could eat. Finally.

You know, I don't have it so bad.

I've got you and Odie, I've got this house.

You may find it hard to believe,

but I would've missed this house.

You're right, I find it hard to believe.

And I still have my job with Mr. Barker.

No! I don't have my job!

What am I going to do?

[Odie muttering]

I don't have time for that, I quit my job.

My pants. I took it off at home...

Does this mean we're rich again?

[screaming]

[Odie whining sadly]

[lottery agent] Let me have the winning ticket, Mr. Arbuckle.

I'd like the 27 gazillion in large bills, please.

Or a check made out to Vito's Pizzeria.

[Odie whining]

The winning numbers were seven, nine,

four, five, zero,

six, three and...

Wait a minute.

What's wrong? Is something wrong?

This last number on your ticket isn't a three.

It's an eight.

It was covered by a stain!

It smells like it was pizza sauce.

I'm sorry, Mr. Arbuckle.

This is not a winning ticket.

Excuse me.

I think I have the winning lottery ticket.

Yes, you do, ma'am.

You win the 27 gazillion dollars.

Oh, that's nice.

Yoo hoo, I'm rich!

[screaming]

[Jon] I can get Mr. Barker to give me my job back.

All it will take is a sincere apology.

And begging, don't forget the begging.

Well, guys, it looks like we lost 27 gazillion dollars.

A lot of people, if this happened to them,

would go nuts and start crying.

And you know what else?

I'm like a lot of people.

[crying]

[Odie muttering]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR