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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[upbeat music plays]

[grocer] Come back here, you orange nuisance!

[Odie barks]

-[door slams shut] -[grocer] Hey!

Come back here you thieves!

-[upbeat music] -[Garfield screams of hurry]

[snoring]

[grocer] Somebody stops them!

-This is a job for us, Al...floor it! -[Al jumps]

[siren wailing]

Odie! This way, quick!

[tires squeal]

[metalic scraping]

[screaming]

[sing mocking tune]

[gasp]

[dog barking]

[Chief] In the light

of your latest pitiful performance and given your appalling track record...

You're fired! Both of you!

[stammering] But Chief, you can't fire us.

Yeah. We're the best dog catchers in town!

[Chief laughs] Not anymore.

Let me introduce you to your...

replacement.

[dramatic music plays]

[electronic buzzing]

[Chief] This...is the future of dog catching. Say hello to

T-3000.

[in a synthetic voice] T-3000 cybernetic pet control officer

version 3.2.

Launching session. System fully activated.

Wow. This robot's kinda creepy.

...and built solid.

One hundred percent indestructible.

The T-3000 will not stop until every stray cat, dog

and every other offending pet is behind bars...

and I'm the only one who can stop it.

Estimated time before mission completed: four hours, 32 minutes, 13 seconds.

[electronic whirring]

I'll...be...back.

-[mechanical parts resonate] -[target squeaks]

[engine starts]

[door opens and slams shut]

[dramatic music plays]

[metalic foot stamps floor]

-[mecanism grates] -[door bell rings]

[growls]

Sarah O'Connor?

-Yes. -[dog growls]

Toto's yearly vaccination is two days overdue.

Oh, I was going to take him to the vet...

but... [clears throat and blows nose]

I came down with a nasty cold and--

[robot's mechanism squeaks] Have a nice day.

[screams]

-[metal box grates] -[robot's mechanism squeaks]

[anxious gurgles]

[T-3000] Scanning mode initiated.

Gathering data.

Matching data.

Proceed with next two targets.

-[joyful music playing] -[Odie growls]

[laughs]

[Odie grunts]

[bites and chews]

-[laughs] -[door bell rings]

[sighs] This better be good.

[catching his breath]

[suspenseful music]

Harry? What's going on?

[panting and stammering] The dog catcher...is coming this way.

Those two clowns? They can't even catch a fly.

[Harry] Hey, haven't you heard?

They were fired and replaced by this big psycho robot.

He's already caught three stray buddies of mine.

[sobbing] I have no ID tag,

no microchip.

Can I hide out here until the heat's off?

[doorbell rings]

I'm sure it's him!

Don't open the door!

A giant psycho robot?

Yeah, right.

[robot's mechanism grates]

Oh my.

Garfield. Microchip identification number

3435BT-37Z22.

Guilty of many crimes, including shoptifting and--

That's definitely a big psycho robot.

Garfield? Who was it?

Erm, just the girl scouts selling cookies.

[chainsaw cutting]

[Garfield and Jon gasp]

[screams]

Hey! You can't do--

[gun fires]

[Jon protests]

[robot's mechanism squeaks]

X-ray mode activated. Target detection on the way.

[target beeps]

House scan results negative.

[dramatic music plays]

[Harry] [whispering] Are you sure he won't be able to see us?

[Garfield] It's metal, duh!

Everyone knows robots can't see through metal.

[mechanism squeaks]

Initiate holographic bait sequence.

[holographic dog barks]

-[Odie barks] -[Garfield gasps]

[Garfield] Come on, Odie. You're not dumb enough to fall

for a stupid hologram.

[bells chime]

Hologram or not, this lasagna sure looks yummy.

[Odie barks]

[metallic feet stamp]

I know, I totally had it coming.

[scream]

[Garfield pants]

[robot lands]

[trash can rattles]

[dynamic music plays]

Do you think we shook him off?

[Odie barks]

[Odie] Wow.

[clown robot dispenser] Strawberry? Vanilla? Cookie?

[Nermal] Hiya guys!

This new ice cream robot is pretty cool, don't you think?

Go home, Nermal. There's a psycho robot on the loose

and it's catching every pet who did something wrong.

Why are you telling me this? I've never done anything wrong in my life.

Fine. And don't say we didn't warn you!

What?

[Nermal pants]

[giggles]

Nermal. Microchip ID number 6435XT-4B52.

Five-time winner of the Cutest Cat Show.

Well yes, that's me! Do you want my autograph or som--

[Nermal screams]

But...but I didn't do anything wrong!

[T-3000] Pets not allowed on the grass.

You can't leave me stranded with the unwashed masses. I'm too cute.

[Nermal] Somebody help!

[Pete] This robot is way too efficient.

We'll never get our jobs back.

Yeah. I'm gonna miss you, Pete.

[sadly] Me too, Al.

[crying]

[Garfield] Odie?

We've got to help those two clowns get their jobs back.

-Sorry guys, we're off duty. -[Garfield] Meow.

-Or find yourself another dog catcher. -[Garfield] Meow.

Hey, Pete. I think he's trying to tell us something.

[metallic stamping]

[Garfield roars]

I got it!

He's afraid of the T-3000.

And he wants our help.

[sighs]

If we team up, maybe we can get rid of that annoying tin can.

-[Garfield grunts] -[Odie barks]

But only the chief can stop him.

Listen up, here's what we're gonna do...

[van breaks]

[knocks on door]

[Chief] I already gave at the office.

[knocks on door]

Oh, you've got a lot of nerve bothering me this late.

What is it you want?

We came to ask you to give us our jobs back.

That will never happen.

Now buzz off or I'll call the cops.

[dramatic music plays]

[target beeps and scans]

[T-3000] Target localized.

Activate capture sequence.

-[blowing a raspberry] -[gasp]

[huffs] Trespassing on private proprety...uh!

I should've fired those clowns years ago.

[walls explode]

[metallic feet stamp]

What on Earth do you think you're doing?

You are harboring two wanted pets guilty of many charges and felonies.

I don't have any pets.

[gunshot fired]

[upbeat music plays]

[robot mechanism squeaks]

[gasps]

[Garfield laughs]

You...just...wait!

-[paint splashes] -[vase breaks]

[crying] My china vase

from the Ming Dynasty...

[Chief] My Stradivarius...

[Chief] My designer chair...

[metallic feet stamping]

[Garfield and Odie grunt]

-[robot crashes] -[floor breaks]

Is that all you got, tin head?

You will be terminated.

-Oh my. -[metallic arm squeaks]

[metallic arm crackles]

[robot emergency alarm sets off]

[robot crashes]

Invalid launching session error.

[winding down] Error...error...err...

[jolting] Abort, retry, fail...

[engine explodes]

[Garfield and Odie sigh]

[Garfield] Hey! That's how I feel after a big meal.

[metallic parts resonate]

[Chief] My house!

[crying] My lovely house...

[Garfield laughs]

[Garfield meows and roars]

-[chandelier rattles] -[Chief] Stop!

[Odie grunts joyfully]

[Garfield giggles]

[objects break]

I want you back on the job first thing Monday morning.

Fine. But we want a 50 percent raise.

Fifty percent? Are you out of your minds?

Oh well. I guess we'll just have to release these two savage beasts, then.

-[claws grate] -[Garfield and Odie growl nastily]

Fine, you got your raise. Just get those things out of my house.

[Pete] Hey, thanks for your help. Truce is over.

Next time we meet we'll be after you.

[whispering] Not like they could ever catch us.

[Odie laughs]

I'm gonna miss them.

I kinda liked them.

Garfield. Microchip identification number 3435BT-37Z22.

The usual.

Yes. And don't skimp on the sprinkles.

Wow!

[Odie barks]

One day... I'll be back.

-[mechanism squeaks] -[dramatic music plays]

[theme music starts]