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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[gasps]

[rattling]

[Garfield laughing]

[screaming]

[giggles]

[gasps]

Don't miss the new Sunday buffet at Vito's.

Best pizza in the whole universe!

[gasps] Sounds good!

[laughing]

[snickers]

[barking] What's in there?

Must be that brand new waffle machine I ordered on the shopping channel!

[grunts]

Yeah, but what th--

[Odie grunts]

Where's my waffle machine?

[gasps]

[sighs]

They must have mixed up orders.

[sniffing]

Now I'm officially miffed!

Telepathic helmet.

World's first telepathic gadget that allows you to read other people's minds.

Batteries included, made in China. Blah, blah, blah.

Bogus, fake, phony,

unsightly!

Hey, what th--

Well, I might as well give it a try.

[barks]

Hmm, let's see.

Flick the power switch to "on."

Then find someone and use the green knob to tune into their inner thoughts.

[Odie grunts]

[laughs]

[powering up]

[powering down]

Maybe I need to crank up the volume a bit.

[powering up]

[slurps]

Knew it!

This stuff doesn't work.

Just like the silly X-ray glasses they sell in comic boo--

[Jon] Need... cup...

of... coffee... now!

[Odie grunts]

Wow! Who would have thought that...

this stupid helmet actually works!

[barks]

[sighs] I should have known better than to use Odie to set the volume.

That dog is totally brainless.

[gasps] Hiya! Here's your favorite, freshly baked morning lasagna!

[nervous laugh]

[mumbling]

[powering up]

[Jon] I hope he won't notice I cooked him some--

Frozen lasagna, huh?

Did you really think you could get away with this?

Please!

[nervous] I can explain!

-The grocer was out of cheese! -[powering up]

That cat is way too smart. Lucky he doesn't know about

-the carrot cake I hid behind the milk... -[powering down]

[angry] Meow!

[grunts]

[gasps and cries]

[chomps]

[whining]

[powering up]

Stop treating me like a baby!

I can cross the street by myself. I'm five years old!

[yells]

[giggles]

-[powering up] -He never

looks at me!

-I'm so in love with her. -[powering down]

[laughs]

-[powering up] -[Nermal] I'm the cutest cat in the world!

[Nermal singing]

I'd know that thought from anywhere.

[Garfield] Hi, Nermal!

That ice cream sure looks yummy.

Do you mind if I have a tiny lick?

Actually I would.

I've been selected as one of the finalists in the Cutest Cat pageant

and I don't wanna catch anyone's germs before the final judging.

Especially yours.

[powering up]

If Garfield doesn't notice I'm wearing eye liner,

maybe the judges won't know either.

Hey, Nermal, those contests usually have a rule against makeup.

It would be a real shame if the judges heard about your eyeliner.

[gasps] How did you know about the eyeliner? I didn't tell anyone!

[moans]

[humming]

I really doubt we'll find it on Earth.

This planet is way too primitive.

We must report to Emperor KaAl'Zone at once.

Meet me in the alley,

and make sure no one follows you.

Affirmative.

[powering down]

Hmm, I have no idea what they're up to but I'd better keep an eye on them.

[Garfield panting]

[gasps]

[electric waves buzz]

[dramatic music plays]

Holy manicotti!

They're aliens posing as humans!

-[80's music playing] -This better be good.

I was only halfway through the Sunday comics.

Our lifelong quest across the galaxies hasn't been in vain, my master.

We may have found it on a small planet they call "Earth."

Vito's Restaurant.

Best pizza in the whole universe!

Go now and investigate further!

And if indeed, this pizza is the best in the universe,

we shall invade Earth

and force Earthlings to cook zillions of pizzas for our home planet!

[stuttering] Yes, your bicephalous Highness.

Wow... The fate of our planet and our pizza is on my shoulders!

I'd better go and warn Vito!

Who knows... maybe I can get a free lunch out of it.

[panting]

[bell rings]

Where do you think you're going, Garfield?

[panting] Vito, you have to let me in. Some nasty aliens are on their way

and they're after your pizza!

What's the matter, you cannot read the new sign on the door?

[panting]

All you can eat for 6.99. Does not apply to orange cats whose names begin with "G."

Hardi-har-har, very funny.

Now you gotta excuse me, I gotta some customers.

Good evening! Please, come in.

]We're looking for the best pizza in the universe!

And you come to the right place! You come this way!

So, what kind of pizza do you like?

[laughing] Oh! All of them!

[laughs] You must be really hungry, no?

-Oh, you have no idea. -[giggling]

[gasps]

You like?

[laughing nervously] Yes...

No! Everything except... this!

Oh... you don't like the anchovy?

These things are highly toxic... to our kind.

I make the pizza without anchovies!

[gasps] They don't like anchovies?

[slurping]

[moans]

[Vito] No, no and no!

[gasp] But we haven't tried the Hawaiian and Vito's Special!

Look lady...

I tell you for the 1000th time it's already 20 minutes past closing time.

You go now!

This human is annoying me.

Can I eat him now?

Don't!

His pizza really is the best in the universe.

Let's report to Emperor KaAl'Zone at once...

I hate sci-fi!

[beam of light whirrs]

[screaming]

Aliens or no, I don't make any more pizza!

-[80's music playing] -Where... is... my... pizza?

Let me handle this, my bicephalous Highness.

Greetings, Earthling!

Your superior and unique pizza is legendary across the universe.

Emperor KaAl'Zone himself has traveled across the whole galaxy

just top give it a try.

Really?

If he likes your pizza, he'll want to export it across the Milky Way!

We're talking major, interstellar

distribution here.

Of course!

You gimme 15 minutes and I bake the best pizza in whole universe!

[80's music playing]

What are you doing here?

Vito, you can't cook for them!

They want to take over the Earth!

Why you try to wreck Vito's masterpiece?

This gonna be my best... Think of the free publicity

if Emperor Calzone, he likes my pizza!

[sighs] If only he could understand the aliens like I do.

Of course!

Why didn't I think of this earlier?

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

[green alien] Those Earthlings are so... gullible!

[blue alien] When are we taking over their unsightly planet?

[green alien] As soon as Emperor KaAl'Zone has tasted their pizza.

Now I see!

We gotta do something!

I second that!

Anchovy, of course!

We gonna cook 'em a pizza they'll never forget!

[snickers]

[giggles]

[sighs]

[imperial music playing]

[80's music playing]

Ecco là!

[groaning]

Yummy!

[sighs]

[romantic guitar music playing]

Who is this?

Oh, he... he is my helper.

[chewing and spitting]

[gagging]

[screams]

[gasps] Treason!

You tried to poison your Emperor!

[stammering] But your bicephal Highness...

I am sending both of you to work in my uranium mines

on the dark side of Aldebaran.

I'm cancelling the Earth invasion.

We'll come back in a few thousand years

to see if the Earthlings have improved on their cooking!

This is the worst pizza... in the whole... universe!

-[door slams] -[Garfield laughs]

[beam of light whirrs]

Okay... I guess I owe you that much.

[joyful crying]

[Italian music playing]

I hope you're still hungry, cat.

Bring it on.

[snickers]

[theme music starts]