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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

So, you think you can rob a bank and get away with it?

When will you criminals learn you're no match for Ultra Powerful Guy?

[criminal screams]

Once again, I have saved the day and brought justice to the world.

Boy, Ultra Powerful Guy sure has a high opinion of himself.

Garfield,

could I have a potato chip?

No.

But I guess if you're perfect and admired, it's hard to be humble.

[Garfield munches]

Here, have a potato chip.

Thanks, Garfield.

[groans]

I don't need your snacks. I'm so cute, I can get it on my own.

This I've got to see.

[purrs]

[man] Are my eyes deceiving me, or is that the cutest kitty I ever saw?

He's so adorable.

Let's give him an entire pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and Canadian bacon.

[Garfield gasp and pants]

Sorry, Garfield.

I don't have a slice to share.

If Ultra Powerful Guy came by, I bet you'd have a slice for him.

Idea... happening.

[panting]

Where's that long underwear of Jon's?

Now, I'm going to need a towel and some boots.

[chuckling]

Didn't know I was this handy, did you?

Here you go, boy. A nice dish of sardines.

[Odie sniffing and barking]

[Garfield] Beware, evil-doers!

You thought you could get away with your evil doing,

but you failed to reckon with the awesome might of...

Ultra Powerful Guy.

[Odie] Wow!

Citizen, have you seen any evil-doers around here?

[Odie groans]

I'm searching for the villainous Dr. Drastic.

He's a master of disguise, and I've reason to believe he currently looks like this.

[Odie gasps]

But don't be afraid. He's only dangerous when he spreads around

his disastrous omega three explosive devices,

which he makes to look like harmless, but delicious, sardines.

[Odie groans]

Great Scott! That diabolical villain.

Fear not, citizen! Ultra Powerful Guy is on the job.

I shall dispose of these

dangerous items.

[gulps]

Up and away!

[sighs]

Hi, boy. How were those sardines?

-[Odie growls] -[Jon] Odie,

what's wrong? Odie, stop!

-[Odie barks] -[Jon] It's me, Jon!

[Garfield licking his fingers]

Gosh, I wish I had a napkin.

Wait. I always wondered

why superheroes needed capes.

Now I know.

[gasps]

[huffs]

I wonder if there are any cat shows I could enter today. And, of course, win.

Let's see.

Calculators... caterers...

caterpillars. [gasps] Here we go!

Cat shows!

Two o'clock. I'll win it and be home by three.

[groans] It's stuck.

[yells] I'm trapped in this phone booth! Help! I'm stuck in this phone booth. Help!

This looks like a job for... Ultra Powerful Guy!

Here I come to save the day!

[Garfield struggling]

-[Garfield groans] -[Nermal] You saved me.

Who are you?

[groans] Don't you recognize me?

-[thump] -[groans]

I thought everyone knew

Ultra Powerful Guy.

-[Nermal] What? -[Garfield] I fly,

I leap over tall buildings in a single bound.

I eat, which reminds me...

all this super-heroing stuff has made me work up an appetite.

Could you show your appreciation by...

[whispering indistinctly]

Sure. It's the least I could do for Ultra Powerful Guy.

[snickers]

[purrs]

What a cute cat. Here, take this plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

Here you go, UPG!

[Garfield] Thanks.

Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here.

[groans] Sorry.

See you later, Superhero!

[slurping]

Now that's how you eat spaghetti, kids. None of this twirling on a fork jazz.

You know what kind of dessert goes after spaghetti?

Any kind of dessert.

[Jeff] My, what an incredibly cute cat.

Say, incredibly cute cat, have you seen two men around here?

They're wanted criminals.

Sorry, haven't seen anyone.

[sighs] This is great. I'll rescue Nermal again

and have his cute magic reward me with a couple of pies.

[Garfield struggling]

Here we go... slow down!

[gasps] I have to get to him before you.

[Garfield screams]

-[Garfield] Citizen, look out! -[Nermal screams]

I'll protect you from that runaway dumpster.

[grunts] Stop this thing!

[screams] Help!

[Moe] I'm telling you, Joe.

This is the time to rob that bank.

And I'm telling you, Moe...

not with Ultra Powerful Guy around. That guy's too...

Ultra powerful?

That's the word. He can do anything.

[Garfield screams]

Anything except stop a runaway trash dumpster.

-[Joe] Apparently. -[Garfield] No!

Help! [screams]

-That didn't look ultra powerful to me. -Me neither.

I'll bet Batman doesn't get banana peels in his mask.

-[Joe] Hey, Moe. You see that? -[Moe] I see.

Ultra Powerful Guy without his mask.

-[Joe] He's a... -[Moe] He's a...

-[together] cat! -[Joe] Kind of a fat one, too.

Got to hurry. I have dessert coming.

[Moe snickers] Just think. We know Ultra Powerful Guy's secret identity.

[Joe] And, we know his weakness... he is a cat.

-Let us go rob ourselves a bank. -Let us.

[Garfield] It's real simple.

I saved your life, I get a reward.

Aren't superheroes supposed to fight for truth and justice?

Yeah, we do all that stuff, but sometimes we also need pie.

Now, get on with it. Banana cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Alright.

I'll put on my best "banana cream pie

with chocolate sprinkles" cuteness.

[clears throat and purrs]

Oh, my goodness. I've never seen a cuter cat

in all my life.

Here's a chocolate cream pie with banana sprinkles.

[Nermal chuckles]

[Garfield] Close enough.

[Nermal groans]

[Nermal] You're kind of a disappointment, Ultra Powerful Guy.

Not now. I have a pie.

[Nermal groans]

[sighs] Ultra Powerful Guy wasn't that impressive.

I wish I could've seen him do something really ultra powerful.

[groans]

Oh, no! A bank robbery!

What do I do? What do I do?

I know! This looks like a job for... Ultra Powerful Guy!

But I keep telling you...

I don't do bank robbers. You know what I'm good at...

Get me another pie!

You're a superhero. It's your duty to foil those nasty bank robbers.

[Garfield gasps] I don't suppose you guys would like to stop in the name of the law?

[Joe] It's Ultra Powerful Guy!

[snickers] We're not afraid of Ultra Powerful Guy.

...because we know his secret, and that we can defeat him with... this!

-What is that? -[Joe] You don't know what it is?

[Moe] It's a catnip mouse...

[Joe] ...which is every cat's weakness.

Doesn't do anything for me.

Maybe if you had one stuffed with lasagna.

It ain't working.

Let's get out of here with the loot.

[Nermal laughing heartily]

Great Scott! This looks like a job for...

Ultra Powerful Guy!

[groans] You closed the door on my cape.

[screaming]

[Garfield] Help!

[Garfield] Wait! Stop! Cape caught! Help! [yelling]

Help. Mayday. Stop please! Never once happened to Batman, trust me.

Stop the car! Save a cat.

-[Garfield screams] -[UPG] End of the road for you three.

[Garfield] Help!

Two. There are two of them. Honest. I'm just a tag-along, or pull-along.

I don't count.

[UPG] Nice work, cat.

If you hadn't delayed them, I never would've caught them.

That was awesome, Ultra Powerful Guy.

You were just amazing, and... hey...

which one of you is Ultra Powerful Guy?

[together] I am.

Come on, tell me. Which one of you is Ultra Powerful Guy?

[together] I am.

Guys, this is not fair.

Which of you is the real Ultra Powerful Guy?

-[together] I am. -[Garfield snickers]

[Nermal] Come on, okay. Which one of you is the real Ultra Powerful Guy?

[together] I am.

[Nermal] It's impossible. Alright, guys. Last time...

Which one of you is the real UPG? Hit me.

[together] I am.

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