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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[Garfield giggles]

-[Jon humming] -[vacuum cleaner whirrs]

[growling]

Can't sleep either, huh? Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

-[vacuum cleaner stops] -[Jon gasps]

Garfield! I'm trying to clean.

[Garfield] Jon! I'm trying to sleep.

[Jon] I'll vacuum later. Right now, I'll do the laundry.

[Jon struggling]

-[Jon screaming] -[crash]

I can't think of anything more annoying than the sound of a vacuum cleaner.

[Nermal] Hiya, Garfield!

[laughing]

Just thought of something.

They're doing spring cleaning over where I live,

so, I thought I'd come spend the day with you.

[sighs]

[laughs] Are you glad to see me?

[fly buzzing]

Nermal, I'm so glad to see you, I'm going to roll out the red carpet.

Roll out the red carpet? Really? For me?

-What? -[Garfield laughs]

Garfield, is this how someone rolls out the red carpet to welcome someone?

No, it's how we roll out the red carpet to get rid of someone.

Hasta la vista, baby!

[Nermal] Help!

-[crash] -I thought he'd never stop.

[panting]

Better do Garfield's blanket while I'm at it.

Pooky, you stay here.

I wonder what kind of bleach is good for lasagna stains. [humming]

-[Jon screaming] -[crashes]

[grunts]

Oh!

[growling] That wasn't very nice, Garfield.

That was kind of the idea, Nermal.

You don't make a guy feel very welcome.

You know, you should have a place in your home for guests like me.

We do.

-[laughing] -[crashes]

The perfect place.

[Nermal] You know, Garfield,

I'm beginning to get the idea I'm not wanted around here.

Really? I can't imagine why.

[humming]

[Nermal] He'll be sorry.

One of these days, Garfield's gonna be nice to me.

[sighs]

What? [gasps]

And I think today's the day! [laughs]

[yawns] Time for my pre-afternoon nap-nap.

This is the nap I take to warm up for my afternoon nap. [gasps]

I just washed the blanket in your bed, Garfield.

[gasps]

[sniffs] But now it doesn't smell like lasagna.

Oh, well. Guess I'll just have to spill some more.

[yawns, snoring]

Hey, something's missing.

No, someone is missing. Pooky!

Pooky? Pooky? Oh, Pooky?

Oh, well.

He'll turn up.

It's not like I can't live without him for two minutes.

Yes, it is!

Pooky! Pooky, where are you?

Pooky, are you in here?

Pooky, are you in here?

[Garfield] Pooky, oh, Pooky.

[snoring, muttering]

Pooky, are you in here?

So that's what happened to my corned beef sandwich!

[munches]

I've been at it since 6 a.m. but my spring cleaning is all done, Liz.

The house is absolutely spotless and I'm-- [shrieks]

[yelps]

[Garfield] Oh, Pooky?

[Jon stammering] What? But I just...

I'll call you back, Liz. [snarling]

[Garfield] Pooky! Come out, wherever you are.

Where is he, Arbuckle? Fess up!

What could you be looking for so-- [gasps] Oh, I know. It's Pooky.

-[shrieks] -[Garfield] Meow.

Hand him over, Arbuckle, if you know what's good for you.

I took Pooky out of your bed so I could wash the blanket,

and I put Pooky right here on the... [gasps]

Hmm, that's funny. I put him right there.

I'm waiting.

You know what must have happened?

I must've accidentally knocked him in the cardboard.

You cad!

[Garfield] I don't see him anywhere in here.

But then I emptied this into the trash cans outside.

[Garfield] Don't worry, Pooky! I'm coming to save you!

[Garfield] Pooky? Where are you, Pooky?

There's no Pooky in here.

Garfield, I'm sorry if I accidentally threw Pooky out

but there's nothing I can do about it now.

I can't believe I'll never see my little Pooky again.

I'll never see his smiling face. Never hear his friendly voice.

Okay, so he doesn't say much, but... he was my pal.

Who could do such a thing?

Who could be so thoroughly rotten as to take my beloved Pooky?

-[Nermal laughs evilly] -You didn't.

I did.

Found him in the trash, right where you dumped me.

This calls for diplomacy.

It calls for intelligent, reasoned approach.

[Garfield] Give me back Pooky or I'll mail you to Abu Dhabi

in a box marked "Please bend, fold and mutilate"!

You lay one paw on me, Garfield, and you'll never see Pooky again!

[Garfield panting]

You can have him back on one condition! You have to be nice to me.

[Garfield groans]

[panting] How nice?

Real nice.

You wouldn't settle for almost nice?

You be real nice to me the rest of the day and I'll show you where I hid Pooky.

[growling] Look of disgust.

You win. Real nice.

-All right! -[Garfield groans]

Being nice to Nermal. It's so unnatural. I need a cookie. Or two. Or 37.

[sighs]

What?

-Bloodhound! -[Odie] Ta-dah!

Put that nose of yours to some use

and track down whoever it is who took all the cookies.

-[Odie barks] -It wasn't me.

Oh. [barks]

[grunts and barks]

-[snoring] -[Garfield growls]

-[Odie grunts] -What am I gonna do?

Nermal in my bed with his stomach full of my cookies?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

Garfield! Please don't shoot me into outer space!

[Garfield] Too good for him.

Garfield! Please don't let the sharks eat me!

[laughing]

[Garfield] Nah, too kind.

Plus, it would make the sharks sick.

Let me think...

Garfield! Please don't make me watch televised golf games.

Yes!

[gasps] You're not being nice to me! You'll never see Pooky again.

Pooky!

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do to Nermal, Odie.

-Absolutely nothing. -[Odie grunts in surprise]

You know, Garfield, as impossible as it may seem,

I think I'm getting cuter. Don't you agree?

[sighs] Yes, Nermal.

I truly am the cutest kitty cat in the whole world.

Don't you agree?

[groaning] Yes, Nermal.

No, I want to hear you say it. Say, "Yes, Nermal.

You're the cutest kitty cat in the whole world."

[seething] Yes, Nermal, you're the cutest...

excuse me...

for just one minute.

[Garfield screaming]

Yes, Nermal. You are indeed the cutest kitty cat in the whole country.

-World. -Excuse me...

[Garfield screaming]

-World. -World. Whatever.

Thanks, Garfield.

Hey, Jon's serving lasagna after he finishes recleaning the house.

I think it would be nice if you let me have all yours.

[gasps] Meow! [growling]

That's it! I can't take any more of this. [screaming]

[Garfield] I didn't want to do it,

not even to Nermal. But I have to.

[Odie mutters]

I'm sending an e-mail!

I'm inviting Jon's cousins, Drusilla and Minerva, to come visit!

[Odie moaning]

[laughing evilly]

-[doorbell rings] -[Jon gasps in surprise]

Ah, now, who could that be? I just finished cleaning the house again.

Drusilla! Minerva!

Hi, Cousin Jon! We came to visit!

-[girls] Look! There's a cute kitty! -[gasps]

-Hello little kitty cat. -[Garfield laughs]

He's so cute! Very cute!

Isn't he the cutest kitty you've ever seen?

[both girls] Absolutely!

But he could be even cuter!

Lucky we brought our make-up kits!

Let me out of here!

-[Nermal screaming] -[girls] Come back, cute kitty! Come back!

Garfield! You've gotta save me from them! [screaming]

Sorry, cute one. But, you're on your own.

But you promised to be nice to me.

I'm being nice to you. They're the ones not being nice to you.

There's the kitty! He needs a shampoo

and a rinse and eyeliner.

[girls] Clean his ears! Wash his fur! Curl his tail! Let's add perfume!

[Nermal] Garfield, please!

Gee, I'd help you, Nermal, but I haven't been myself since Pooky disappeared.

He's in the hollow tree in the back yard!

[girls] And we could

dye him turquoise!

-There you are, my friend. -[Odie panting]

[Odie muttering]

I'll help Nermal after Pooky and I get reacquainted.

[Nermal] Don't bother. [growls]

Well, Odie,

I got Pooky back and I never have to be nice to Nermal again.

Everything worked out fine.

[girls] There's another cute kitty!

-[Garfield] No! Let me go! -[girls] We'll style his whiskers!

We'll give him a facial! We'll curl his fur!

[girls] How about his tail?

[Garfield] No! Help, please! Pooky, save me!

[theme music starts]