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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[Garfield giggles]

[mice chattering]

-Jon's coming! Everybody hide! -[mice screaming]

[humming]

[mice's teeth chattering]

Nice job of standing guard, pal. It's a great place to live.

As long as that Arbuckle guy doesn't notice us,

there's no place I'd rather be.

Well, let's see, what shall we watch?

A 23-hour documentary on how some TV shows are too long,

a rerun of a repeat of an encore presentation of an old program

we didn't watch in the first place.

Here's a travelogue

about a new tourist attraction dedicated to cheese.

"Cheese"?

Turn to channel nine, Garfield.

-[Jon gasps] -[Garfield snickers]

Welcome to this tour of my greatest new enterprise...

That's right, it's me, Eddie Gourmand!

And today we visit the world's greatest new amusement park,

Eddie Gourmand's Cheeseland!

I built this because everybody loves cheese.

So here, the rides are, uh-huh, you got it,

made of cheese, the buildings are cheese,

the windows in the buildings are cheese,

even the cheese pizza actually contains cheese.

Well that's a novelty.

We have cheeseburgers, cheese sandwiches, cheese Danish,

cheese crackers, cheese without crackers...

So, plan yourself a cheesy vacation!

And come to Eddie Gourmand's Cheeseland!

That's Eddie Gourmand's Cheeseland! Open seven days a week, no mice allowed.

Gee, I have a strange urge for a piece of cheese.

Garfield, old pal,

old friend! You gotta take us there.

To Cheeseland?

You heard the man. No mice allowed.

That's why you've gotta take us there. You're smart enough to sneak us in.

Oh, no way. You wanna go there, you figure a way in.

I'm not gonna go help you sneak into Cheeseland.

-[Jon] Garfield! -[Garfield screams]

Garfield,

I just went into the kitchen and got a piece of cheese.

What's wrong with that?

This was attached to it.

Can we please go to Cheeseland?

This house is full of mice again! It's your job to get rid of them!

This is where Jon always threatens to withhold my lasagna privileges.

Can we please go to Cheeseland?

If you don't get rid of them right away, no lasagna for the rest of this decade.

It's a cheap, constant threat.

Which is not to say that it doesn't always work.

Can we please go to Cheeseland?

You want us to leave, Garfield?

Take us to Cheeseland!

Will it get you out of here if I do stuff like this?

Snarl. [growls] Woah! Where did that come from?

Nope.

Can we please

go to Cheeseland?

[sighs] Okay. Let's go.

[mice chanting] We're going to Cheeseland!

[Eddie] Now, listen and listen good, cat.

I've hired you to keep mice out of my Cheeseland!

[Eddie] If you let one mouse,

rat or rodent get in or anything furry,

you're fired.

No problem, Mr. Gourmand. I'm on the job. You won't see any mice here.

[Harry] He'd better not. I got a great job here and I don't wanna lose it.

I have too many problems. Business is terrible.

I thought people loved cheese. I don't know what's going on!

[child screaming]

[screaming]

Hey!

[crowd screaming]

Woah!

-Hey, Garfield! -Oh, it's you, Harry.

Fancy meeting you here.

Isn't it a little hot for an overcoat?

Oh no, no, I'm very cool. Cool I am.

It's 89 degrees.

Oh, that cold? Gosh, I should've brought a scarf.

-Well, see you later, Harry. -[mice squeaking]

[grunts] Hey!

Garfield, you wouldn't happen to have any mice in that overcoat?

Mice? Ah! Why would I have mice in my overcoat?

You're too funny.

-[Humphrey] There's no mice in here. -[Squeak] Shut up, Humphrey.

-[snarls] -[laughs nervously]

[Garfield screaming]

-[crashes] -[Garfield] Ow!

-[Humphrey] Are we in? Is this Cheeseland? -[Garfield] Not quite.

You promised to get us inside.

And I will. I have another idea.

Buongiorno! I am here to deliver more of Vito's phenomenal cheese pizzas

to add to the cheesy glory of Cheeseland.

-Yeah. -Grazie, my little pussy gatto.

[imitating Vito] I'm a-sorry! I, Vito, forgot to leave-a these pizzas here.

You know the way, pal.

[Garfield laughs]

Oh no, well, lemme have a look at these pizzas.

[Squeak giggles]

There's a great topping.

You didn't-a order the mouse-a pizza?

Scusi.

[panting]

[Garfield screaming]

-[crashes] -[Garfield] Ow!

-[Squeak] Garfield, you promised. -[Garfield] I know, I know.

[Garfield struggling]

You sure about this, Garfield?

No, but we're already up here.

I think we're gonna make it.

[laughs evilly]

Oh, my!

I think we're not gonna make it.

[struggling]

-[laughs] -I think we're not gonna make it.

-[Garfield screaming] -[crashes]

[Garfield] I was right. We didn't make it.

[Squeak] Garfield, you promised.

[Garfield] Squeak, if you're gonna hold me to my promises,

I'm gonna stop making 'em.

Can we please go to Cheeseland?

[mice chanting] We're going to Cheeseland!

[Garfield sighs]

Looks like I did a pretty good job keeping mice outta here.

Harry! Look out! The mice are trying to get in!

Oh, no!

Oh, you. [muttering]

-[Harry] Woah! -[Garfield] Don't worry!

-[Harry] Hey! -[Garfield] I'm chasing them outta here!

Thanks, Garfield! You saved me the trouble of-- [gasps]

We get to go to Cheeseland, really? [cheers]

Hey, you come back here!

[mice cheering]

Oh, wow! Look at that! [excited chattering]

This is all I dreamed about.

Thank you, Garfield.

This is the most beautiful thing

I've ever seen in my whole life.

Come on, guys. Let's eat it.

[laughing] Great.

-Mmm. Cheddar, -[Harry] Oh, no!

-Here comes the cat! -[mice screaming]

Garfield, I'll get you for this!

Come on, Squeak!

He's gonna get me for this.

[muttering]

I wanna taste that building over there. Looks like Camembert.

[Garfield] Later.

[Squeak] Nice going, Garfield. We lost him.

[panting] Yeah, but... [sniffs] what's that terrible smell?

It's... it's the walls. This place is made out of Limburger!

Oh no! Let me out!

[screaming]

[coughing]

[Harry] You're gonna cost me my job, Garfield!

I gotta get out of this place.

-[Garfield screaming] -[Harry snarling]

[upbeat music playing]

-[Harry laughing maniacally] -[Garfield whimpering]

[Harry and Garfield screaming]

Ah! This car's coming apart!

What do you want? Everything here is made out of cheese.

[Harry and Garfield screaming]

[Eddie sighs] It's no use! Cheeseland is a failure.

-What else can go wrong? -Moo.

[Harry and Garfield screaming]

[Eddie] Woah!

[crash]

I'm ruined, I'm ruined, I'm ruined I tell you!

Oh, this place was a mistake.

No one wants to come to Cheeseland except mice and they don't have any money.

Or very little.

Too many people these days are lactose intolerant.

Excuse me. Are you Eddie Gourmand,

owner of Eddie Gourmand's Cheeseland?

[Eddie] I am. Why?

I represent a company that builds huge shopping malls

in areas that already have too many of them.

We'd like to buy this land and build one.

Oh! You want to buy my land?

Indeed.

We'll pay you more than you paid to build Cheeseland.

Well, it's a deal.

On the condition that you clear all these cheesy buildings off the land.

I'll be back later with a contract.

Ah! I'm saved! I'll even make a profit.

I just have to figure out how to get rid of these buildings.

-Hey, Garfield... [whispering] -Yeah, that's a fine idea.

Tell your boss we'll clear the land for him.

Only if I can help.

[Harry] Hey, Mr. Gourmand says he's gonna get me a job at the new mall.

Oh great.

Another piece of Gorgonzola roof, Garfield?

Oh, no thanks.

I'm just finishing off some Gouda flooring.

And see that three-story building?

I'm trying to figure out how to grill it between two big slices of bread.

Ah, maybe I'll just melt it down and have the world's biggest fondue.

[theme music starts]