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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[horns honking]

Do you guys mind if I stop at the market and buy a few things?

Mind? As long as they're edible, why should we mind?

I think I'll take a nap while Odie sticks his head out the window

and lets his tongue flap in the breeze.

[barking]

Hey, for a dog, that's heavyweight intellectual activity.

[yawns] Dream about some edible things!

Boy, it's a beautiful night...

A clear sky and all those stars...

It's the kind of night that makes you wonder if there are people out there.

[scoffs]

[Jon] People on other worlds or from other times visiting us...

[eerie space music playing]

[spaceship zooming]

[alien lady speaking gibberish]

I'll be home in 90 nanoseconds, Miriam.

[Miriam speaking gibberish]

[gasps] Cheese puffs? I got you a 500-year supply of those just 300 years ago.

[Miriam speaking gibberish]

All right, all right. I'll pick up some before I get home.

I'm going to have to stop off at Earth in the 21st Century.

[Miriam speaking gibberish]

-[spaceships honking] -Okay, okay.

I'll get you a jelly doughnut, too.

[spaceship zooming]

[barks]

You'll have to wait just outside the door. Garfield, are you coming?

I can't answer you.

In addition to the fact that I can't talk, I'm also asleep.

We'll be back soon.

-[spaceship beeping] -[loud engine landing]

Okay. A 500-year supply of cheese puffs and a jelly doughnut.

I guess that's a balanced diet.

-[snoring] -[spider squeaks down]

[gasps]

[Garfield whispering] Spider...

I know what you're thinking. It's just a little harmless spider...

not hurting anyone.

You're right, of course. So, you know what I'm going to do?

[yells] I'm going to swat that spider!

I've got you now! Now I've got you! Now! Okay, this time for sure!

Okay then, this time!

Okay, this is it, spider! You're toast!

You're an ex-spider!

You're gonna be flatter that one of Jon's souffles!

[spider screams]

[Garfield screams]

-[yells] -[dashboard beeps]

-[engine roars] -[dashboard beeps]

[engine purrs]

[Garfield screaming]

[chuckles]

[Garfield screaming]

[lights whirring]

[spaceship whooshing]

[adventurous music playing]

Oh, my!

Where am I? And why do I have the feeling I really don't want to know?

[door springs open]

Jon? Odie?

Anybody I know?

I'll even settle for Nermal.

Hello, somebody!

I don't know where I am, but I have the feeling they like cheese here.

Ah, at last!

Someone I know! Hey, Squeek!

[speaks angry gibberish]

Boy, you are so not Squeek!

[gibberish speaking continues]

Sorry, I just remembered to make an appointment to not be here now.

[mice laugh]

Or here!

[Garfield and mice scream]

I don't suppose it would do any good to mention that I never chase mice.

[screaming] Help! Help!

[sudden skidding]

Guys, give me a break. I haven't eaten and it's dinnertime.

[all] Dinnertime?

That's right, dinnertime.

[cheering]

Hey, I think they're taking me to dinner. This is great.

[slides and thuds]

This is not great!

[speaks angry gibberish]

[Garfield] Oh, no! Ketchup!

[speaks angry gibberish]

Oh, no! Lettuce and tomato!

Hey, would you please hold the onion?

[gasps]

[speaks gibberish]

Thank you.

[mice giggle]

Oh no!

[speak gibberish]

I think this sandwich had better be "to go."

Get him!

[adventurous music playing]

[screaming]

[mice yelling]

One of these must start it, or turn on the CD player or something.

[engine starts up and roars]

[screaming]

I don't like hairy sandwiches anyway.

There must be some instructions in here somewhere on how to fly this thing.

[gasps] An instruction manual! I'm saved! I'm saved! I'm saved!

Okay. "How to steer craft. See page 19."

Page 19... page 19... [sighs] Here it is. Page 19.

"To steer craft, grab hold of the bleen

and rotate to zirman position for five freebs."

[gasps] I'm not saved!

I'm not saved! I'm not saved!

[aircraft whooshes]

Another weird world.

Who or what lives on it?

It's probably some horrible monster even worse than those mice people.

[gasps] Something's coming!

One of those horrible monsters, I know.

Here it comes! It's gonna be the ugliest, most hideous thing in the universe!

I just know it.

[in unison] Hey, who are you? I'm Garfield the cat.

[in unison] You can't be Garfield! I'm Garfield!

Oh yeah?

If you're Garfield, then answer me this. What do you do all day?

I sleep, eat and annoy small puppies.

What do you do all day?

I sleep, eat and annoy puppies.

[in unison] Hey, maybe you are Garfield.

But if you're Garfield, then who am I?

I know who you are. You're Garfield.

Isn't there anything different about us?

Well, there is this one thing.

Every so often I turn into one of these.

[monster growls]

[screaming]

[engine roars]

What a horrifying, awful experience.

And he was so cute up until the near end.

I wonder where I'm going to wind up now.

[gasps]

Hey! I know this house!

This is our house!

This is where I live!

I'm home! I'm home! It's almost time for lunch and I'm home.

[sniffs] Mmm...

And from that smell I can tell Jon's cooking up something wonderful.

Garfield, what good timing.

I have lunch ready.

[sputtering]

You look shocked.

Didn't you know we're all spider people on this planet?

Aren't we, Odie?

[barks]

And I cooked you a nice fly lasagna! [sinister laughing]

No! No!

And after we finish out flies, we're going to indulge in our favorite pastime...

[spiders squeaking]

After him! Swat him the way he always swatted us!

[Odie] Right!

[screaming] Ow! Ow!

No! Stop! I like spiders!

I always liked spiders! I've never hurt a spider!

See?

I'll even stoop to lying.

Please! No! Don't swat the cat!

[shopping cart squeaks]

All done shopping, Odie. I hope Garfield wasn't too bored waiting in the car.

[Odie panting]

[Jon] You okay in there, Garfield?

Garfield?

Odie! Garfield's missing.

[whines]

[Jon pants] Hey mister!

Have you seen an orange cat? My cat is missing. He's--

What did you buy?

A 500-year supply of cheese puffs. Why?

Oh, never mind that. My cat is missing.

Let me put these in my vehicle

and I'll help you look for your cat.

Hey! Not only is your cat gone, but so is my vehicle.

[moans]

Maybe whoever took your vehicle took my cat.

We need to call the police.

No, you don't need the police.

I have this remote homing device to bring my vehicle back when I lose it...

or leave it somewhere.

[homing device whirrs]

[panting and mumbling]

My only chance is to get back to that spaceship thingy car!

Oh, no! [engine roars]

It's taking off without me!

[engine gets louder]

[Garfield screams]

[Garfield screaming]

Well, this is a waste of time.

I'm calling the police to look for my cat and--

I'm telling you... relax.

[engine roars and hums]

See?

[moans and laughs]

Garfield!

Garfield, it's okay. You're back and your safe.

[nervous stammering]

Okey, dokey. You got your cat back.

[spaceship beeping] I gotta get home.

-[engine roars] -Bye now!

[engine hums]

[nervous stammering]

I don't know what happened either, Garfield.

And I have a strange feeling we never will.

[engine hums and whirrs]

[traveler muttering]

I forgot Miriam's jelly doughnut.

[Odie grunts]

[spaceship whirrs]

[screams]

[chuckles]

[theme music starts]