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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[upbeat music playing]

[tires screech]

[Garfield snoring]

[snoring continues]

[Jon] Well, come on in!

I don't care who it is.

Even Nermal, as annoying as he is, couldn't budge me from this bed.

Garfield, guess what!

It's my twin cousins, Drusilla and Minerva!

[in unison] Hello, little kitty cat!

-Ah! No! No! -[twins] Kitty cat! Kitty cat!

[both] Kitty cat! Kitty cat!

Hello, little kitty cat!

-No! -[twins] Kitty cat! Kitty cat!

Not Drusilla and Minerva! Anything but Drusilla and Minerva!

-Quick, Odie. We gotta get out of here. -[twins] Kitty cat!

-[Garfield] Our lives are at stake. Run! -[twins] Kitty cat! Kitty cat!

-[Odie mumbling] -[twins] Kitty cat! Kitty cat!

What do you mean, "It can't be that bad"? It can be.

Look!

Kitty cat! Kitty cat!

[in unison] Look!

[both] It's the puppy dog!

[twins] Puppy dog!

[Odie screams]

-[Odie barking] -[twins] Puppy dog!

-[Odie moaning] -[twins] It's a puppy dog!

-[Garfield moaning] -[claw grates]

-[moaning] -[twins] It's a puppy dog!

-[Garfield screams] -[twins] Puppy dog! Kitty cat!

[Garfield screaming]

[slams]

[sighs]

-Let's play with the kitty and puppy! -[feet stomping]

[both screaming] Kitty cat! Puppy dog! Kitty cat! Puppy dog!

-Kitty cat! -[Garfield panting]

-[gargabe can crashing] -[Garfield] Ouch!

-[metal clanging] -[Garfield panting]

[Garfield and Odie panting]

Oh, man. That was close!

Why doesn't Jon warn us when they're in this half of the country?

[groans]

-Well, we can't go home. Let's eat. -[excited bark]

I happen to know that our neighbors are barbecuing this afternon.

[meat sizzling]

-[shaking salt] -Well, the ribs will be ready soon, hon!

Could you bring me more barbecue sauce?

I have to do everything myself.

[laughing] Heavenly!

[munching]

[gasps] Hey, I was here first! Those are my ribs!

[growls] Those ribs are mine!

I've been planning to steal those ribs for days!

I thought of stealing them first!

Guys, guys! There's only one way to settle this.

[sucking] Let's divide them up!

[both] Good idea!

[Hercules] I cannot wait to eat these delicious smelling ribs.

[gasps] They look great!

Oh, the one I just had was perfect!

-The ribs were calling to me on that hill. -[Odie gasps]

[Odie mumbles]

[slurps and barks]

You don't want that!

Let's get some of the ones that have meat on them.

-Hmm? -[neighbor] My ribs!

You stole my ribs!

"Ribs"? I haven't seen any ribs.

Have you seen any ribs, Odie?

[grunts]

[Garfield screams]

I'm not letting you get away with this!

[both panting]

Hello? Get me the animal control board.

-[banjo music playing] -[turkey gobbling]

-[gobbling continues] -[phone rings]

-[gobbling continues] -[phone ringing]

Okay, calm down, sir. Give me a description of the cat and dog.

-[gobbling] -Uh-huh, sure.

I know that cat.

The fat orange one. He took your ribs?

-[bells jingle] -[relieved gobbling]

-[humming] -[blade scraping]

-[terrified gobbling] -[objects breaking]

Gee, he usually goes after lasagna.

-Okay, I'll find him and the dog. -[commotion continues]

I'm not used to being falsely accused of taking food.

-Hey, that was easy! -[frantic gobbling]

Usually, I'm guilty.

Yeah!

[suspenseful music playing]

Hey! What's the big fat hairy idea?

You're under arrest, cat. Rib-stealing in the first degree!

[growling and barking]

-Hey! Let go, mutt! Stop! -[growling]

[gasps]

Hey, it's been lovely but... bye!

[gobbling]

[men screaming]

[panting]

[panting continues]

[panting] That won't stop him! This calls for more extreme measures.

[loud buzzing]

I'll have to try the old "fake-tail-connected-to-the-beehive" gag.

[gasps]

[laughs]

First, we take a fake tail.

Then, we connect it to a beehive.

-[buzzing] -[squeaking]

[giggles]

Perfect!

[mischievous music playing]

[buzzing gets louder]

Hey!

[buzzing]

[Garfield gasps]

Nice try, cat, but I'm a little too observant for you.

[rumbling and buzzing]

[screams]

Help! Help!

We're going to go to the one place he won't be able to chase us... home!

[upbeat music playing]

[trash cans rattling]

-He's not gonna give up... -[whines]

...not unless I can prove I didn't steal those ribs.

-[bark] -But in order to prove it,

I'd have to go out and investigate.

-Oh, well. At least we're safe in here. -[squeaks]

-There's the kitty cat and the puppy dog! -[Garfield screams]

Hello, little kitty cat!

-Hello, puppy dog! -No!

-Run, Odie! Run for our lives! -[whining]

-[twins] Puppy dog! Kitty cat! -[Odie yawns]

-[twins] Hello, little kitty cat! -[Garfield sighs]

-I'm tired too. -[twins] Puppy dog! Puppy dog!

[twins] Kitty cat! Puppy dog!

[in unison] Let's play Dress Up!

-[Odie moans] -I don't know how to play Dress Up either.

But, uh, I'll bet you a year's worth of lasagna we'll hate it.

Let's play Dress Up! Let's play Dress Up!

-[twins] More make-up! What a good color! -I was right. We hate it!

-[Odie whines] -[twins] ...so fashion-forward.

[in unison] Let's play Tea Party!

And then we'll do their nails!

[bullet whizzes]

-[Garfield] Let's make a break for it. -[Odie mumbles]

[zany music playing]

-[music slows down] -[Garfield] Stop!

[barks]

[man] Excuse me ladies.

Have you seen a fat orange cat and real stupid-looking dog around here?

[offended moaning]

[Garfield] Hey, you're no male model yourself.

Thanks.

You know, this disguise thing isn't a bad idea.

[annoyed mumbling]

You don't have to be a girl for very long.

Only until we find out who stole those ribs.

I just hope we don't run into anyone we know.

[Nermal purrs seductively]

Hello, ladies.

Especially him!

So... I haven't seen you two before.

I'm Nermal...

the cutest and coolest kitty cat on the planet.

[female voice] Oh! Hello!

My name is... Glenda. And this is my friend, Odessa.

[annoyed bark]

[yipes and clears throat]

[feminine bark]

You're kind of cute... Nermal.

But you're not as cute as that orange cat

who lives down the street. What's his name?

You don't mean... Garfield?

[giggles] Oh, yes! Garfield,

cutest and handsomest cat in the world!

Are we talking about the same Garfield?

All he does is eat all day!

I'm surprised he's not at the rail yard with Harry, Hercules and Rottweiler.

They're lying around, eating barbecued ribs.

-Ribs! -[dramatic music plays]

Stay away from those guys. They're bad news.

Oh, we'll okay. See you later, Nermal.

[mumbles]

[squeaky kiss]

[whispers] Come on, Odie!

[Odie giggling]

They're headin' for the railroad yard.

[Hercules] Delicious! Simply delicious! [chewing]

[coughing] I thought we were gonna save some of these for later.

It is "later."

[all munching]

I know how we can clear our names. We'll put our disguises to use.

[Garfield with female voice] Yoo-hoo!

Could you, uh, help a couple of lost ladies?

How can we be of assistance to two... [kiss]

...lovely ladies?

Care for a barbecued rib?

Oh! I'd like you to take those bones to someone.

[Harry] Hey!

Uh, come this way.

-[metal crunching] -[screams]

[all gasp]

[moans]

[ominous music playing]

[gasps]

What?

Silly hair-do of mine!

[growling]

[laughing] It's Garfield!

Oh, he looks so pretty in his cute "wittle" dress.

[cackling]

[snickering] That's such a good shade of lipstick for him.

[laughs]

-[innocent humming] -[growling]

[grunts]

And this must be Odie!

Oh, he looks so adorable.

[giggling]

[sighs]

-[Hercules] They were spying on us! -[Odie whimpers]

[whimpers]

Coming here, interrupting our rib-eating!

[nervously] Guys, you wouldn't hit a lady.

-[cage slams] -Ah! We're trapped]

-Where'd this come from? -Oh!

Looks like I caught the culprits who stole that man's barbecued ribs.

Never thought I'd be happy to see the dogcatcher show up.

[panting] Right!

Guess I was wrong about that orange cat and the mutt doing it.

These guys' owners will have to bail them out and pay for the ribs.

[engine roars]

[Garfield laughs]

I thought you two ladies might need help so I brought the dogcatcher!

Never thought I'd be glad to see Nermal show up, either.

So... am I cooler than Garfield or what?

If you'd like, you can reward me with a kiss.

-[gasps] -[kisses]

[whines]

[female voice] Oh! Why, sure Nermal... Close your eyes.

-[kissing] -[Odie panting]

[slurping]

Come, Odessa! This tacky rail yard is no place for a lady!

[giggles]

[sighs]

[mocking] See you later... "Nermal."

I didn't want to say anything... that cat lady's almost as fat as Garfield.

[laughs]

[Odie mumbles and snickers]

[theme music starts]