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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[upbeat music playing]

[Jon] So, Liz. How did you and Heather enjoy your trip to Egypt?

-It was great! We had so much fun. -[Garfield grunting]

I've brought a couple of snapshots from the trip.

You call that a couple?

They have fewer photos on the Internet.

Garfield, did you know that in Ancient Egypt,

cats were worshiped like Gods?

Some of them were even embalmed and buried in their master's sarcophagus.

"Buried"? You call that worship!

Oh, and Jon. I brought you a little souvenir from Cairo!

The old man who sold it to me at the market

said it was an ancient artifact.

But I'm sure it's just a copy.

[Jon gasps]

Thank you, Liz. How cool is that?

The man's excited by an old mirror!

-Use that gratitude to feed us all... -[stomach growls]

...me especially.

Garfield's right. I'd better go get dinner on the table.

Okay if I help?

How about we play hide and seek?

How about if you hide and we don't seek?

-One, two, three, four... -[yawns]

-I'll maybe hide when she hits eighty-ish. -[Heather] ...five, six...

seven, eight...

-[magical jingling] -...nine, ten...

-[Odie grunts] -...11, 12...

-[nervous barking] -...13, 14, 15...

[gasps]

-[papers fluttering] -[Odie panting]

[wind whipping]

[Odie howling]

Odie! Odie, come back!

Oh, boy.

[elastic stretching]

-[electricity crackles] -...91, 92...

-[music crescendos] -...93...

-...99... -[music stops]

One hundred! Garfield? Odie?

I'm gonna find you!

Now, where did they disappear to?

-[electricity buzzes] -[Garfield moans]

[birds tweeting]

[gasps]

As if I didn't have enough problems already.

[excited barking]

[slurping]

I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Odie... or anywhere else.

-[imperial music playing] -[armors rattling]

-[metal clanging] -[Odie gulping]

Hey, would you be careful with those things?

I like my fur the way it is,

on a living body.

[in unison] We are your humble servants, Master.

[Odie grunts]

This way, Your Excellence.

[imperial music crescendos]

Ah, this is more like it!

[munching]

[barks and growls]

Bad jackal!

[growls and barks]

[yawns and gasps]

I am Neferkitty...

High Priestess of the Goddess Kat-Ra!

[yawning] Whatever you say.

[gulps] More grapes, please. And would you mind peeling them?

As you wish, Great Leader...

[clears throat]

You... [clears throat]

[Neferkitty] A long time ago, cats were not just worshiped

by Ancient Egyptians.

Cats ruled over them!

-[whips cracking] -[Neferkitty] Men were merely our slaves,

building us monuments and pyramids.

-[Garfield giggles] -[slaps]

But one day, thousands of years ago, the men dared to rebel against us.

Defeated, we were banished into another dimension

through a magic mirror.

[sighs] Could you skip to the end? I never liked educational programs.

[hisses]

[groans]

According to an ancient prophecy, an orange cat

and his pet jackal will appear one day.

"Jackal"? Oh, you mean Odie.

[dramatic music plays]

[screams]

Is that supposed to be me?

The orange cat shall become our new Pharaoh,

and we will worship him for 2,000 years.

You wanna worship me and feed me?

Who am I to deny my adoring public?

You shall have all you wish for...

as soon as we're done with the crowning ceremony.

Good... Can we get it over with in time for lunch?

[cackles]

-[ominous music fades] -[Garfield] Oh, boy.

-[exotic music playing] -[Garfield struggling]

Hey! Not so tight! You want to stop my breathing?

-No, that will come soon enough. -[music continues]

[gong rings]

[imperial music playing]

[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh! Hail to our new Pharaoh!

[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh!

[crowd cheering]

[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh!

[growling angrily]

Keep it down, Odie! You're gonna ruin my big moment of fame.

[whining]

I, Neferkitty, High Priestess of the Goddess Kat-Ra...

crown you Pharaoh, my lord.

[crowd cheering]

[gasps]

I present you with those two symbols of your immortal dominion.

[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh! Hail to our new Pharaoh!

[gasps] That's enough grapes to last someone a lifetime!

Or me, about an hour.

In the sarcophagus, an hour will be your lifetime.

You never mentioned anything about putting me

into that overdecorated phone booth.

Didn't I?

Oh, must have slipped off my mind.

Our previous Pharaoh was getting a little...

[Garfield gasps]

[hisses]

Hey, thanks for inviting me to be Pharaoh,

but I just remembered a previous engagement to not be killed.

-[ominous music] -[metal clangs]

[screams]

If you need me, I'll be in here.

Ouch!

[ominous drums playing]

[crowd] Hail to our new Pharaoh!

Hail to our new Pharaoh,

that we shall worship and adore for the next 2,000 years.

[Garfield] The least you could have done was give me the grapes.

[doorbell rings]

Thanks... I guess.

[Garfield munching]

Be silent! There's no talking in a sarcophagus!

[Garfield] Oh, sorry. It's dark in here, and I couldn't read the sign.

[lock clicks]

The day of our new Pharaoh shall be the day of our new freedom and ascendancy.

[Garfield snoring]

You are rattling the temple with your snoring!

[Garfield] Oops!

Guess I didn't tell you I'm a loud sleeper, did I?

People in the next state sometimes call and complain about the noise.

[screaming] Didn't you hear what I said?

Be silent!

[giggles] There...

suits you way better.

[inhales deeply]

Why, you... Guards!

-Don't let him get away! -[growling]

[slurping]

[happy bark]

Fasten your seat belt, Neferkitty.

[Garfield] This is gonna be one bumpy ride!

[screaming]

-[Garfield chuckles] -[bowling pins falling]

-This way, Odie! -[barks]

[fast exotic music playing]

Catch them!

-[ominous chanting] -[military music]

[fighting a sneeze]

[Odie begins to sneeze]

[whispering] This way!

[gong resonates]

That's our exit, Odie! Quick!

[Garfield panting]

[barking]

Pupster! How did you open it?

[Garfield] Try to remember.

Use your brain.

[bell dings]

[slurping]

[electricity crackles]

[Garfield gasps]

[screams]

So the prophecy was right!

[Neferkitty] The day we crowned a new Pharaoh was the day of our freedom!

I shall gather all my troops. We shall cross through the magic gate

and wage a war that will enslave mankind

and grant us full world domination! [cackling]

But we already have full world domination.

What on Earth do you mean?

Modern-day cats already rule humans.

They feed us and pet us and buy us annoying kitty toys

and let us sleep just about anywhere we want to, and all day!

Hey... we want to sleep all day!

And we did in such a clever and subtle way

that the humans still haven't figured out that they're our slaves.

You want to mess with that?

And have someone serve us freshly baked lasagna!

Wait! If this is true,

take me to your world so I can see it for myself!

This way, Your Highness.

Oh, but I'd lose the Egyptian suit if I were you.

Just to keep a low profile.

[giggles]

[electricity crackles]

[birds chirping]

That's it! I'm free! I'm free!

[Liz] Jon!

Where did this beautiful cat come from?

Never saw her before. Maybe she belongs to one of the neighbors?

[sighs] I don't see any identification tattoo or collar.

[gasps] Unhand me, filthy mortal!

Oh, what a beautiful kitty!

Can I hold her?

-Sure. -Can I keep her, Aunty Liz? Can I?

Can I? I've always wanted a kitty!

Well, if no neighbors are looking for her.

[Liz] Sure, why not!

[slurping]

High Priestess? Is that you?

No point in letting them go to waste.

Just being on the safe side.

-[glass breaking] -We wouldn't want a conquest of mankind.

[munching]

Oh, we're gonna be such great friends!

I'll name you... Fuzzbutton!

[shrieking]

"Fuzzbutton?"

...and we'll get you your own sandbox and maybe a catnip mouse...

[Neferkitty] No! I must rule the world!

I must!

Hey! [chewing]

That's how it is, sometimes.

One day, you're High Priestess of the planet.

The next day, you're Fuzzbutton.

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