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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[dramatic music playing]

[helicopter whirring]

[woman 1] Oh dear!

-[woman 2] Do you know who that is? -[man 1] Up there! Up there!

[man 2] There's a guy up there,

on the girders!

-[man 3] What in the world... -[woman 3] See?

-[Jon snoring] -[dramatic music playing]

[helicopter whirring]

Jon! Wake up, Jon!

Wake up before you take a wrong step

and wind up flatter than fast food pancakes.

[device buzzing]

[woman screaming]

[siren blaring]

-[board creeking] -Oh, my!

[sighs]

Oh, hi! You're probably wondering how Jon got into this mess.

I can tell you but it'll have to be quick.

Now then...

[Garfield] Jon was having trouble sleeping lately.

He's tried everything.

[knitting needles clicking]

-Yuck! -[mug shattering]

[Garfield] Sleeping in all sorts of different positions.

He got a book called How to Sleep.

"Try drinking a glass of warm milk after a hot bath."

[Garfield] But that didn't work because Jon couldn't drink the hot bath.

[sucking]

Then he decided to try counting sheep.

But we didn't have any sheep so... we had to improvise.

Bah.

Bah.

-Bah. -One.

-Bah. -Two.

-Bah. -Three.

[whines]

[Garfield] That didn't work either.

But it did tire out Odie.

[panting]

Finally, he decided to watch TV.

Are you wide awake all night?

Unable to sleep?

Are you so tired all day that you doze off in your oatmeal?

-All of those. -Bah!

Then come see me... Dr. Somnambulo!

I can enable you to sleep all night through the power of hypnosis!

I'm so desperate for a good night's sleep, I'm even willing to try that.

[Garfield] Jon went there the next morning,

but he had second thoughts, which is two more than Jon usually has.

[Jon] I shouldn't have come here, Dr. Somnambulo.

[pendulum ticking]

People with superior intelligence can't be hypnotized.

-There's no way you-- -[snaps fingers]

[snoring]

[both gasp]

[snoring continues]

When I press this buzzer,

you will awaken.

Until I press it again, you will think you are a chicken.

[cackling]

Better stop him before he lays an egg.

-[cackling continues] -[Odie] Right!

-[buzzing] -[Jon] ...fall asleep

because I'm just too smart to be hypnotized.

I think you will be a fine subject for the Hypnotron computer.

Hypno-what?

[Garfield] The Hypnotron computer was this thing Dr. Somnambulo had invented

to program people with hypnotic suggestions.

[Dr. Somnambulo] I just enter the code for the behavior pattern

I wish to implant in him and he will be properly programmed.

[eerie music plays]

[Garfield] I didn't notice but I guess

while the doc was programming Jon,

Odie was distracted by a fly.

[fly buzzing]

-[growling] -[dramatic music]

John Arbuckle!

[voice echoing] You will fall sound asleep every time you hear this sound.

-[device buzzes] -[Odie barks]

[Garfield] I figure that must be how it happened.

Jon accidentally got programmed with the sound of Odie barking.

Only we didn't know it at the time.

-I shall test it and put you to sleep. -[device buzzes]

-[Odie barks] -[Jon snores]

And to wake him up, you just buzz the buzzer again.

-[device buzzes] -[Odie barks]

...so I really don't think this is going to work on me.

Here, kitty cat.

You put him to sleep with this

and then wake him up when he is sufficiently rested.

[sighs] Got it.

[Dr. Sonambulo] And keep a careful eye on him.

Once in a while... rarely...

people under hypnosis have been known to walk in their sleep.

[upbeat music playing]

[Garfield] And so we headed home.

Liz is coming over.

She's giving a speech next week

to the veterinarians' association.

-[growling] -[Odie barks]

-[snoring] -[Garfield gasps]

[cars accelerating]

[horns honking]

[barks]

I promised to help her with her speech.

[tires screeching]

[yelling]

[babbling]

[Garfield] I guess I should have been a bit suspicious that something was wrong.

But my mind was on other things...

like lunch!

I just want you to listen to this speech I have to give.

Glad to be of help.

This would be a good time to eat...

not that there's ever a bad time.

[panting]

[clears throat]

My fellow veterinarians...

-[barks] -it's an honor to appear before you today.

[snoring]

-When I was asked to address you... -[snoring continues]

Jon!

-[barks] -[Jon screams]

Are you listening to me?

Hanging on every word, Liz.

Alright.

When I was asked to address you,

-[barks] -I asked myself what would you--

[snoring]

If you think my speech is so boring it puts you to sleep,

you can just take a nap, Jon Arbuckle.

Goodbye!

-[barks] -[Jon] Liz?

Liz!

Gee, I thought she wanted me to hear her speech.

Odie, did you see where Liz went?

[barks]

[snoring]

[fluttering]

Jon dozed off three times during dinner and six while playing video games.

And he never even knew it.

Finally, it was time for bed.

You can try that buzzer thing if you want, but it won't do any good.

I can't be hypnotized.

[device buzzes]

-[buzzing] -For a time, it looked like Jon was right.

[buzzer rattles]

[repeated buzzing]

-[barks] -Quiet, Odie!

I'm trying to get Jon to fall asleep.

[snoring]

It finally worked.

[snoring continues]

[whispering] Shh! Don't wake him up.

[ominous music plays]

[Garfield] We thought the problem was over,

but it was actually just beginning.

We sat there watching TV, figuring Jon was fast asleep.

And he was.

[snoring]

[Garfield] But something in him had decided to go for a walk.

[snoring]

[chewing]

[snoring]

[doorknob jiggling]

See you later, Jon.

[gasps]

-Jon! -[howling]

Where'd he go?

[groans]

That way!

[motor rumbles]

[brakes hiss]

[snoring]

Another passenger without exact change.

[bus driver] Alright.

-[panting] -[groaning]

Jon is sleep walking, just like that doctor warned!

We have to wake him up!

[Garfield] The trouble was, the bus was much faster

than we were.

[brakes hiss]

[tense music playing]

[snoring]

[Italian music playing]

[gasps]

[Garfield] We followed the trail of our sleepwalking friend to Vito's pizzeria.

[Garfield] He must've gone out the back!

-[tires screeching] -[Odie grunts]

Any sign of him, Odie?

[Odie babbling]

-[snoring] -[menacing music playing]

[elevator whines]

You get help.

I'm going to try to wake him up.

-[snoring] -[Garfield gasps]

-And that was how we both got up here. -[repeated buzzing]

[crowd screaming]

The trouble is I keep buzzing this buzzer and it doesn't wake him up.

[sirens blaring]

[woman 2] Oh, dear!

-[woman 3] You know who that is? -[man 3] Up there!

[grunts]

-[helicopter whirring] -[snoring]

There's got to be a way to wake him up before he takes a wrong step.

-[Odie barks] -[Jon gasps]

-[Odie barks] -[Jon snores]

-[Odie barking continuously] -[John gasping and snoring]

-[barking continues] -[gasping and snoring continues]

[helicopter whirring]

-[barking continues] -[gasping and snoring continues]

Odie! Stop barking!

[grunts]

[Jon snoring]

Odie, bark one more time.

-[Odie barks] -[Jon gasps]

So, as I was saying, I don't think there's any way to hypnotize me to sleep.

I'll just lie awake here in my bed and--

[gasps]

-[sirens blaring] -[tense music playing]

[Jon screams]

-[sirens blaring] -[Jon screaming]

[Garfield] No!

[dramatic music playing]

-[man gasps] -[woman screams]

-[Garfield screams] -[Jon babbles]

[screaming]

Oh, no!

[screaming]

-[metal resonates] -Oh, it hurts.

[clapping and cheering]

How did I get here?

[slurping]

[sighs]

You will no longer fall asleep.

-[phone ringing] -I'll be right back.

[Garfield] While we're here, I think I'll give Jon

a new hypnotic command.

-[lever clicking] -[Odie grunts]

You know, guys, I got a good night's sleep and I feel great.

I have a feeling my insomnia is gone.

-Great! -In fact, I feel so good,

I'm not going to make you any lasagnas right now.

I'm going for a walk.

Odie... bark please.

[barks]

Must make lasagnas.

-Odie? -[barks]

Must make lasagnas.

-[barks] -[Jon gasps]

-[barks] -Must make lasagnas.

-[Odie barks] -[Jon gasps]

[theme music starts]