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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[slurps]

Lunch'll be ready in a few minutes, guys! I made beef stew.

-[squeak] -[Jon yells]

[pot clanks]

Odie, you left one of your doggy toys out again.

[mumbles]

This is not the first time this has happened, Odie.

And if it isn't you leaving your doggy toys around,

it's Garfield and his supper dishes.

[screams]

Like that one.

You know, if you'd fill them more often,

I wouldn't leave them where you would trip over them.

[Jon] Guys,

you have got to learn to pick up after yourselves.

-[doorbell rings] -Now, who could that be?

I sometimes feel like I spend half my life

picking up after my pets.

Yes?

Good day, sir.

Do you feel like you spend half your life

picking up after your pets?

I just said that.

Well, I have just the answer to your problem.

[salesman] Behold!

The all-new rechargeable,

digital drive, robotic custodial

marvel of the ages...

the Tidy 7000!

It's a robot!

Not just a robot, sir.

A robot that can keep your home sparkling clean, neat and immaculate.

Jon's right. I know it doesn't happen often, but Jon's right.

We're getting the house kinda messy.

[barks]

He shouldn't be the one to pick up all this stuff.

[barks]

Let me know when you get it done, I'm gonna go make a sandwich.

[barks and gasps]

Let me give you a little demonstration.

I'll set the robot to clean up after a pet.

[buttons beep]

[mecanism whirrs]

[upbeat music playing]

[gasps]

[digital beeping]

[hoovers]

[barks]

[digital beeping]

-[screams] -[thud]

[sighs] This is going to be a sandwich of historic proportions.

First, bread.

Now I need something good to put between the two slices of bread,

like maybe...

everything!

[robot whirrs]

[sighs] Here we go.

That'll do it for a start. Now, let's see, I just--

Wait. That's funny. I thought I had some bread out.

[rattling]

[hoovers]

-[digital beeping] -Alright, you overgrown toaster oven.

Give me back my sandwich, or I'll...

[laughs]

On second thoughts, you keep the sandwich. I'm going out for a pizza.

[Garfield screaming]

[Garfield yelling]

[digital beeping]

[giggles]

Hey, put me down! Stop! Let me out of here. Let me out!

Let me out, I don't want to be in here. I can't stand being in here.

There's my sandwich.

[chewing] This is pretty good.

[Odie barks]

-Oh, hi Odie. -[Odie barks]

[Garfield] No, you can't have any of my sandwich.

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[Garfield and Odie scream]

Do you have any idea what just happened to us?

[Odie growls]

Well, me neither. Let's find out so we can make it never happen again.

Just sign here, Mr. Arbuckle, and the Tidy 7000 will be yours,

for just 7000 easy payments.

First, I want to see how it worked.

[Jon] Very nice. Very nice.

I can't recall my living room ever looking this good.

So, this is the deal, Mr. Arbuckle.

Just sign here and the robot will be cleaning your house

every hour of every day.

No!

Please don't buy that robot.

Please don't buy that robot.

Please don't buy that robot.

Did I say you shouldn't buy that robot?

[muttering]

[sinister music playing]

No!

Well, Mr. Arbuckle, you bought yourself a robot!

Here's the instruction manual.

[gasps]

It has a money-back guarantee.

I'll check back with you later, and see how it's working for you.

You two won't be messing up the house any longer.

-Yeah, because we won't survive. -[groans]

I never read instruction manuals.

[robot whirrs]

[digital beeping]

[hoovers]

[tummy rumbles]

[robot whirrs]

[robot whirrs]

[sighs]

[metallic clinking]

[hoovers]

[munches]

[alarm rings]

[screams]

[digital beeping]

[digital beeping]

I don't suppose I could convince you I'm a jar of raspberry preserve today?

[screams]

-[metallic clinking] -Help!

[screams]

[Garfield sighs]

Here again. Well, maybe Odie'll get me out.

-[Odie groans] -So much for that maybe.

Odie, old pal. We have to do something about this robot.

[Garfield and Odie scream]

[garbage can lids rattle]

[Garfield] The question is what to do. Do you have any ideas?

-[groaning] -No, you never have any ideas.

Why am I even asking?

[muttering]

Odie, that's the instruction manual for the robot!

Maybe you did have an idea and didn't even know.

[Garfield] Okay, I think I have it.

We just need someone to distract that bucket of bolts.

-Odie, old friend. -[whines]

[hoovering]

[digital beeping]

[blows a raspberry]

[screams]

[barking]

[metallic clinking]

[alarm beeps]

[Garfield yells] Help!

[Garfield] Let's see, "reprogramming sequence."

[buttons beeping]

[Garfield screaming]

[mumbles]

[panting]

Okay, I changed the programming.

Instead of cleaning up after pets, it's now gonna clean up after pet owners.

-[snickers] -[thud]

[whirrs]

[digital beeping]

[munching]

[beeps]

Not me, robot!

You're supposed to clean up after the cat and dog, not me.

You're not meant to chase me.

I own you. My house, I'm allowed to get it dirty.

Let's see how Jon likes it.

Not me! [yells] Not me!

[screams]

[vase breaks]

[bubbles popping]

[laughing] Stop! I have the tickles. Don't! Somebody turn it off.

What do you think, Odie? [munching]

Shall we turn it off?

[grunts thoughtfully]

[Jon] Help! I'm clean. Honest, I'm clean, okay?

[sighs and moans]

[robot squeaks]

I'm sorry, guys. I didn't realize what it would do.

It's that salesman's fault. He should've warned me about that thing.

-Well, I have an idea about him. -[Odie chuckles]

[doorbell rings]

Mr. Arbuckle, I'm here to see how things are going with the Tidy 7000.

[gasps] Where's this mud coming from?

This is awful. How am I going to get clean?

[digital beeping]

Stop! No! I designed you. You can't turn on me.

Help!

Nice work, Garfield. You reprogrammed it to...

...clean sleazy salespeople. There are a lot of them, you know.

I'll get rid of that robot and get my money back, and...

my money back!

I have to get Mr. Sellers to give me my money back!

Mr. Sellers! Robot, come back!

Come on, Odie, let's go in and... dirty up the place.

[barks and pants]

[theme music starts]