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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[fingers tapping]

Don't look at me like that, Garfield.

The weatherman said clear and sunny with highs in the low 80s.

It always rains when they say that.

What rotten luck. My luck's been terrible lately.

[grunts and sniffs]

-[thunders crashing] -[birds chirping]

[Odie gasps]

[barks]

Good. The rain's stopping. I'm going to get in a little fishing.

[splash]

[Odie sighs]

Hey, great rainbow.

You know what's at the end of a rainbow, Odie?

[grunts]

A pot of gold.

[gasps] Really?

Yeah.

At the end of every rainbow, there's a pot of gold

and it's guarded by a leprechaun.

[gasps and barks]

[barking]

[laughs] That muttonhead mutt!

He actually believed that old fairy tale about the pot of gold.

You know he's gonna be finding it a long way to the end of that rainbow.

[chuckles]

[wheezing]

[gasps]

[humming]

[playful music playing]

[gasps]

Me pot of gold!

Someone took me pot of gold!

It never fails! Every time there's a rainbow,

another one of them treasure seekers comes 'round!

[struggling]

[sighs] Odie will be back soon.

More bad luck.

He'll probably want me to throw the stick or something. [yawns]

I gotta get some sleep. [snoring]

[struggling]

[Odie barks]

-[panting] -[Garfield] No.

I do not wanna throw the pot of gold so you can fetch it.

[whining]

[coins clink]

He does that all the time...

"Throw the pot of gold so I can fetch it."

[gasps]

[coins clink]

[laughs] It is! It is a pot of gold!

It's mine, it's mine, it's mine!

-[gasps] -Now then, who took me pot of gold?

It's his, it's his, it's his!

[sobbing] Please, little kitty.

A leprechaun is nothing without his pot of gold.

Please, please, please... give it back.

I could reward you. I could give you anything you want.

Oh, okay. I want two pots of gold... no, three.

And throw in a pizza while you're at it, maybe some lasagna...

[sighs] I sense you be needin' a little good luck.

I can fix it so from now on, that's all you'll be having!

Nothing but good luck!

[Garfield sighs]

[coins clink]

[laughs] Now, you're using your head, you are.

Here comes the good luck spell.

[yells]

[grunts]

[gasps] That didn't feel like good luck.

[birds chirping]

[humming] Oh, this is a waste of time.

The rain drove the fish too far underwater.

Here, Garfield. Reel my line in

while I go get the car.

Why should I reel your line in? Why I-- [gasps]

Odie! I caught a fish! I caught a fish!

-No, I think it caught me. -[splash]

[struggling and panting]

[Garfield] This still doesn't feel like good luck.

What a great catch!

Garfield, you are the luckiest cat in the world.

[Garfield pants] If I'm so lucky, how can I have this fish on me?

[Jon] I'll barbecue this up for us right now!

[panting and muttering]

No, I'm not lucky.

For one thing, I can't eat a big fish like that without tartar sauce.

And where are we going to find a hundred gallons of tartar sauce?

[pilot] This is Transtartar. We're an air freight company

that specializes in the transport of tartar sauce

and I'm having engine trouble.

I repeat:

where am I going to find a hundred gallons of tartar sauce?

That stuff doesn't just fall from the sky.

[air controller] Read you, Transtartar. Advise you lighten your aircraft's weight

by one hundred gallons of tartar sauce.

[pilot] Roger.

-[barks] -[whistling of falling containers]

[crash]

I still don't feel very lucky. [gasps]

-[Odie grunts] -I feel like a mackerel.

[upbeat music playing]

Hey, maybe there is something to this lucky stuff, Ode.

Like if I were to decide I wanted ice cream...

[tires squeal]

-[crash] -[gasps]

This isn't bad! It could use chocolate sauce.

[crash]

What I need to do is find a way to turn all this luck into money.

[presenter] In just a few moments,

we'll pick the winning lottery number and some lucky soul

will win 30 gazillion dollars.

Thirty gazillion dollars? This is my chance.

[sighs] I have my ticket, Odester.

And the winning number is...

[Garfield and presenter] Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven...

-[Garfield and presenter] Three. -What a surprise.

I'm coming to you from outside the new mansion

that was just purchased by Garfield the gazillionaire cat.

The palatial home has 84 rooms,

more than half of which contain nothing but lasagna.

[Garfield] What a terrific light snack.

-[sighing] Now, where's my butler? -[bell chiming]

Will there be anything else, sir?

-[doorbell rings] -[knocks on door]

Excuse me, sir. Someone is at the door.

[gasps] I'll get it. I haven't walked for a few days.

This being rich is great. I'm so lucky to have all this luck.

Howdy, cousin Garfield!

I'm not your cousin, whoever you are.

We were so happy to hear we had ourselves a rich relative.

We couldn't wait to all come here and move in with you.

-"All"? -[indistinct chattering]

-[knocking and banging] -[doorbell rings]

That's the back-door doorbell! Who could that be?

Garfield cat?

I'm here to get you to invest some of your 30 gazillion dollars

in my great new business venture, the electric yo-yo!

Just a few billion and you could own a piece of this

and then invest everything else you own in my friends' business ventures!

[all shouting] Invest in my business!

[sighs] Finally, I'm alone and no one's after my money.

Mr. Garfield! I'm from the government

and you owe taxes on your 30 gazillion dollars!

-[screams] -There's the state tax, the sales tax...

-[Garfield screams] -...a screaming tax...

[taxman screams]

[crash]

[taxman] Hey, while I'm down here, I'll collect the sewer tax.

I need to get rid of all this good luck!

[man] There he is! Right there.

[crowd shouting]

[screaming]

I need to find ways to have bad luck!

[Garfield] Walking under a ladder is bad luck.

-[man] Invest in my business! -[crowd shouting]

[crash]

[Garfield] Breaking a mirror is bad luck.

-[smash] -Invest in my business.

-[screams] -[crowd shouting]

[upbeat music playing]

Garfield! What's the big idea painting me black?

-Don't ask questions. Just cross my path. -[groans]

Having a black cat cross your path is bad luck.

[horn honk]

I must have gotten rid of all that good luck by now.

Well I guess I'll get some lunch...

maybe a sardine sandwich.

[thud]

Oh no! I still have my good luck!

[sniffing]

Odie! Do you remember where you found that pot of gold?

Yeah! Yeah!

Take me there, right now! I have to get that leprechaun

to take back all this good luck before it destroys me!

[leprechaun] So, you want I should remove the good luck spell, do ya, kitty cat?

Oh please, please, please!

You do understand, if I take away the good luck,

I also take away the 30 gazillion dollars.

Take it. Please.

Have it your way, pussycat.

[head resonates]

Odie!

-I think my good luck is gone. -Uh-huh!

There's one way to check.

Boy, I wish a couple of lasagnas would fall from the sky.

[whimpering]

-It's gone. -[barks]

Come on, boy.

Let's go get a couple of lasagnas the unlucky way...

making Jon buy them.

He sure learned a valuable lesson, that cat did.

Luck is what you make of it.

He got that and me... I got another 30 gazillion dollars.

Woohoo! I am so lucky!

Mr. O'Rourke! I'm from the government

and you owe taxes on your 30 gazillion dollars!

Let's see... state tax,

-nine gazillion. -[cries] I'm so lucky.

-[taxman] Exhaling tax... -[O'Rourke] So lucky... [sobbing]

-[Odie muttering] -[Garfield laughs]

[theme song starts]