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[snoring]

[theme song starts]

-[barking] -[shouting]

Dinner's just about ready, Garfield!

[panting, yipping]

[Jon] It's lasagna!

Wow, lasagna.

I haven't had any of that since, uh...

about four o'clock.

Come on, Pooky.

Suppertime!

[upbeat music playing]

Oh, don't worry. If you don't want yours, I'll eat it.

[barking]

[Jon panicked shouting]

[Jon] One piping hot lasag--!

[Garfield] I got it! I got it!

-Huh? -[crash]

You got it.

Boy, I thought you couldn't look any cuter.

But add marinara sauce, melted cheese to anything and it looks better.

[Jon] Sorry, Garfield.

I got your toy dirty.

[gasps] Pooky is not a toy.

Pooky is a best friend who just happens

to be made of mostly cloth.

Here. You got him messy. You clean him.

[gasps in disgust]

He'd better be as fluffy and adorable as always.

He'll be done any minute now.

-[ding] -[gasps]

Pooky's done.

[Jon] Here he is.

[sad music playing]

What have you done to him?

He looks like a porcupine watching a horror movie.

Relax, Garfield. He just needs to be dried overnight.

[gasps]

Tomorrow morning,

he'll be his old self again.

Tomorrow morning?

You're a big cat, Garfield. You can sleep without Pooky for one night.

Nah!

[sobs]

He's right. I can do without Pooky for one night.

Boy, I hope he's okay out there.

-[Odie whimpering] -[Garfield snoring]

Huh?

[Garfield] Pooky... Pooky? [gasps]

Oh, that’s right.

He's out in the back on the clothesline.

I'm sure he's all right.

[owl hooting]

What am I worried about? He's fine.

[ominous music playing]

[panting]

[menacing laughter]

[animals howling]

[rooster crowing]

Come on, Odester, let's bring Pooky in so he can have breakfast with us.

[Odie barks]

He's gone. Pooky's gone!

Pooky! Where are you?

Pooky! Where are you?

-Don't worry, Pooky! I'll find you! -[buzzer rings]

[upbeat music playing]

Hey! [screams]

Pooky's not in there.

[humming]

Pooky's not in there.

Pooky's not down there.

Huh?

[triumphant music playing]

[grunts]

[yawns]

[growls]

I'm sorry Pookie disappeared, Garfield.

Well you oughta be.

When I saw he was missing, I ran out and bought you a new little friend.

-I hope you like him. -[groans]

Not as cute as Pooky.

I thought you might not like that one,

-so I also got this one. -[meows]

Looks too much like Nermal.

Huh?

One more. It's the latest thing:

the Teddi-tron 2000, a fully robotic, state-of-the-art, digital teddy bear.

[thud]

It's not as cute as Pooky.

You can make it say whatever you want just by speaking into this microphone.

Hello, Garfield! I wanna be your friend.

Hello, Garfield! I wanna be your friend.

[Jon] And there are all sorts of other commands on the controller here.

[sighs] Let's see what happens when I press "walk."

[squeaks]

Still not as cute as Pooky.

Let's see what happens when I press "dance."

-[beep] -[ballet music playing]

[crash]

Nope. Maybe this button that says "cuddle."

[electronic buzzing]

Hey! Let me go! Let me go! Ouch... What are you doing? Hey!

One of these commands has got to be "uncuddle."

[beeping]

[electronic whirring]

[bear] Hi-yah!

Woah! Stop! Stop! Go back to cuddle! [screaming]

Help!

[screaming]

Meow!

[beeping]

-This one says "stop"! -[crash]

Oh... wow, Pooky never did that to me.

Oh, boy!

[barking]

[yipping]

Oh, you're back.

Like I didn't have enough bad news.

[muttering]

What's that, boy? You found Pooky?

Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah!

Well, don't just stand there slobbering! Take me to him!

[Odie] Shh!

In here?

[Garfield gasps] That...

that Pookynapper! That mutt took my best friend.

Aww!

Okay, one of my best friends and I'm gonna get him back.

[screams]

[Garfield] You! That's my Pooky you've got there.

-I demand that you return him! -[grunts]

[Hercules barks]

-[crash] -[pants]

I demand that you stay out of my yard!

Pooky is mine now! Mine!

If that mutt thinks I'm giving up Pooky without a fight,

he's got another thing coming.

[yawns]

[suspenseful music playing]

This is called "Fishing for Pooky."

[snoring]

I got a bite! Now to reel 'er in!

Feels like Pooky's putting on a little weight...

There you are, Pooky!

[growls]

[gasps] Hello!

[growls]

[Hercules growls]

-[Garfield screams] -[crash]

I got out of that one okay.

All right. I'm trying something else.

Maybe the old phony bush trick.

[growls]

-[honk] -[growls]

How much do you get for gardening work?

[Garfield screams]

[pants] Okay, I'm through being Mr. Nice Cat.

I know how to get Pooky back.

I need to find an old dress.

[Garfield laughs]

[gasps, shrieks]

[squeaks]

Huh?

Oh, where is my baby? Where is my child, Pooky?

I want to find my baby! Who has him?

Ooh, there you are, Pooky!

What... what are you doing with that mangy dog?

You should be with that nice Garfield where you belong.

You're his mother?

[laughs] Of course I'm his... mother.

Don't you see the family resemblance?

I can get away with this because, as you may have noticed,

dogs aren't too bright.

Let me take you back

to Garfield, little Pooky!

[Hercules] I'm sorry.

I didn't know he was your kid, lady. I just wanted a friend...

I never had one.

I'm supposed to be this real tough dog, scaring everyone away.

Well, that's the trouble...

I scare everyone away.

[blows nose]

[grunts]

So long, Pooky.

It was nice having a friend for a little while,

even if I did have to steal you.

[sad music playing]

[sobbing]

-You heard it, too, huh? -[mutters]

Yeah. Real sad.

So, uh, I think we're gonna have to find him a friend.

[grunts thoughfully]

Yeah, it's great having you around. I never had anybody to talk to before.

Boy, I used to not have one friend and now I got three.

-[Garfield] Well, that worked out well. -[muttering]

"Can someone be friends with a useless creature that can't even think?"

Hey, you and I are pals, aren't we?

[grunts thoughtfully]

Come on, Pooky.

Let's go home and see if Jon has lunch ready.

And if you don't want yours,

I’ll eat it.

[theme song starts]