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[snoring]

[theme music plays]

[munching] ...so Jon decided to drop me off

at this "all you can eat" restaurant.

He said, "I'll be back when you've had enough to eat."

He came back three weeks later...

which was fine, because by then...

it was out of business and they'd turned the building into a discount shoe store.

[laughing]

Garfield, you tell the best stories.

Let's have another one.

No, not now.

It's time for my nap.

How do you know, Garfield?

You're not wearing a watch.

I don't need a watch. It's always time for a nap.

We'll see ya later, Garfield.

Wait. I want another story.

[yawns] Some other time, Nermal.

Garfield! I'm not leaving until you tell me another story.

-What do you think of that? -[sighs]

[objects crashing]

That's what I think of that!

[stray cat] Hey! Get off my head!

Who are you? And what were you doing hiding down there?

Quick! Hide! He's coming!

[Nermal] Who's coming?

[mistery music playing]

[whispers] It's OK, he didn't see me.

Can I trust you? What's your name?

Nermal Cat. Cutest kitten in the whole wide world.

Can you prove it?

Can't you tell?

OK, I'll have to take the chance.

They call me Agent X.

I'm a grade triple-A undercover secret agent!

[yelling] Wow, a secret ag--

Not so loud.

That guy who went by, is part of a devious international plot to destroy mankind.

You gotta help me hide.

Here he comes again. Quick!

There you are!

-[mistery music playing] -[Nermal yells]

[gasps] Wrong cat. Sorry!

-[thud] -[Nermal groans]

Come on, you've got to hide me before he comes back.

Garfield!

I have a grade triple-A undercover secret agent here!

Can I hide him in your tool shed?

[yawns] Be my guest.

[Nermal] Thanks Garfield.

[Nermal] They'll never find you in here.

This'll do. But what I really need now is some dinner.

I have to keep my strength up if I'm going to save all of mankind.

[Nermal] Well, I'll go find you some dinner.

I'm making one of Garfield's favorite dinners, Odie.

I'll leave it here to cool while I bring in the mail.

[Odie barks]

[gasps] Jon has dinner ready.

That's a new world record, even for him.

-Gone in fifteen seconds! -[Odie growls]

You've already eaten, Garfield.

I have?

I missed it.

Guess I ate so fast I didn't notice.

Hope it was tasty.

[sniffs] It's coming from the shed.

[dramatic music playing]

...and then the enemy spies were about to sink Australia.

-Who are you? -[all gasp]

And why did you eat my dinner?

Which I thought for a minute I'd eaten, but I didn't.

Don't bother answering! I don't care who you are or why you did it. Just get out!

You can't throw him out, Garfield.

He's a secret agent! And he's trying

to prevent the destruction of all of mankind!

I guess we have to save mankind.

Mankind makes pizzas.

[sighs]

It's getting dark.

OK. He can stay. But just for tonight.

-[bell chiming] -[rooster crowing]

[snoring]

[yawns] I'd better get up.

I have a full day of eating to get done before dinnertime.

Guess I'll start my morning with a great big bowl full of--

Hey! Where's my great big bowl?

I have an awful suspicion where my great big bowl is.

...so, they ran me off the road, off a thousand-foot cliff!

-Wow! -How did you get away, Agent X?

Fortunately, I was wearing my fake fur.

And under it, I always have on a parachute.

You're so clever, Agent X!

Why are you listening to him?

Because he's so brave!

He's been so many places, done so many things.

I've been places. I've done things.

[laughs] Really, Garfield?

Where have you been? What have you done?

[scoffs] Well. I've...

[stammers] I've slept in the living room.

I've eaten lasagna, I've slept in the den,

I've eaten ravioli, I've slept out back in the hammock...

I think Agent X is the most fascinating, brave male I've ever met! [sighs]

Did I tell you all about the time I was aboard that runaway train?

-[Garfield moans] -Enemy spies were trained pickpockets.

-They were all over Australia... -Hey, Squeek.

I thought secret agents were supposed to keep things secret and not tell anyone.

Do you mind, Garfield?

I'm trying to hear the story.

Excuse me. I didn't mean to interrupt this meeting of the Agent X fan club.

I didn't mean to ignore you, Garfield.

It's just that Agent X is so interesting.

He's getting to much attention. And worse, too much of my food.

[Jon] No, I haven't seen him.

But I've got your number here.

If I see this gray cat, I'll call you.

[Baker] Thanks very much.

That's him. That's Agent X all right.

This calls for a little secret agenting of my own.

[action music playing]

[Squeek] Hey! Wait up! I got shorter legs than you!

He went into this house.

I'll bet this is the enemy spies' secret headquarters.

Be careful. They may have atomic super weapons or something.

[Garfield] That person.

That must be their leader... someone dangerous and powerful and--

Any luck?

[Baker] None, I'm afraid.

I passed out the photos to every home for half a mile around.

No-one has seen him.

I'm sorry Granny.

I'm afraid there's no sign of him.

Oh, I'm not giving up hope.

He'll come back to me. I know he will.

We can get you another pet cat.

[Granny] I don't want another cat.

Oh, I want my Fluffykins.

[both] Fluffykins?

That secret agent is a secret fraud.

He's just a runaway house pet.

I'm gonna blow his cover and tell his admirers what he really is.

What if they don't believe you?

That's where I may need your help.

I have an idea. Now, listen.

[whispers] Here's what we're gonna do, Squeek...

Seen from the moon, the Earth is the most beautiful sight I've ever seen...

Or I thought it was, until I saw your eyes, lovely Arlene.

Halt! Time out! Stop the music!

Agent X is a fake!

-His real name is Fluffykins! -[all gasp]

He's a house cat from over on Crescent Avenue.

[all gasp]

Uh... oh, that's my cover.

All us secret agents have cover stories.

I pretend to be an ordinary house cat.

Shame on you, Garfield!

[sighs]

Being jealous like that.

Jealous? Me?

No, no. I'm glad he's really a secret agent.

I mean, I wouldn't want to be the one to face Mr. Tig!

-[all gasp] -Who's Mr. Tig?

Mr. Tig is the most famous evil spy of them all.

I'm not worried about Mr. Tig.

My sources tell me Mr. Tig is several continents away from here.

Oh, yeah? Then who's that?

-[wind blowing] -[mistery music playing]

Don't worry, Agent X! You can defeat him.

[Nermal] Yeah!

Like you defeated those undercover Ninjas you told us about!

[Squeek with foreign accent] So... at last we meet face to face,

Agent X.

[scoffs]

[evil laugh]

No! No, you've got it all wrong. Uh, I... I'm not Agent X!

My name is Fluffykins!

Nice try, Agent X, but I know it is you.

You force me to use, uh, superior fighting skills.

[grunts and yells]

-[Squeek grunts and yells] -[Agent X screams]

No! No! I'm not Agent X! I'm not!

Come back here, you cowardly spy!

We have to go help him!

You all stay here! I'll help him!

Gee! Garfield's braver than I thought.

No! No! I'm not a secret agent!

My name is Fluffykins!

OK, I'll make you deal, Fluff.

You go back to Granny and I'll take care of Mr. Tig here.

And I won't tell your adoring public what a fake you are!

It's a deal! [screams]

I'm getting out of this secret agent business!

It's not safe.

[Squeek] Tell me about it.

You gonna tell everyone what a phony he was?

[sighs] Why spoil it for everyone?

Mr. Tig fled in his top-secret jet and Agent X went after him.

He yelled to me that it might be years before we ever saw him again.

Oh, he's so brave.

But you're pretty brave too, Garfield.

[Odie gasps]

Well... I did have to help Agent X recharge his laser rays.

Fortunately, I had a fresh set of batteries in the house.

Then twelve Ninjas tried to stop me...

[theme music plays]