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[snoring]

[theme music plays]

-[man 1 on television] You're wrong! -[man 2] I'm right!

-[man 1] Wrong, wrong, wrong... -[man 2] Right, right, right...

I love these serious, intellectual debate programs.

I just called my dentist.

He said if I come over he'll squeeze me in and take care of this toothache.

I'm so lucky.

If you were so lucky, you wouldn't have a toothache.

Since my car's in the shop, I'll to have to walk there.

If you were so lucky, your car wouldn't be in the shop.

[Jon] See you later!

[quiz show host] More of our serious intellectual debate program

after this news break.

[news anchor] Police report yet another daring burglary by Silent Jack,

a criminal who has been working on the west side of the city.

This is the west side of the city!

[news anchor] Silent Jack is said to be extremely dangerous.

Citizens are warned to lock their doors and remain alert.

Odie! We have to lock our doors and remain alert.

Silent Jack is at large.

Silent Jack is said to be extremely dangerous.

Now we're secured, I won't worry one bit about Silent Jack breaking in here...

Not one bit!

[Odie growls and pants]

But, just in case...

[upbeat jazz music playing]

Got to make sure everything's locked so Silent Jack can't get in...

[Odie barks]

or even Santa Claus.

[Odie wails]

Don't worry. I'll open it up for Santa.

[barks happily]

[bustling traffic]

-[man yells] -[woman coughs]

Watch out!

[teeth chattering]

[groaning fearfully]

[screams]

[screams]

-[Jon screaming] -[drilling]

-[groans] -[dentist] Mr. Arbuckle...

-[yells] -[moans]

[screams]

Just eat noting but mush and clear soups for the next few months,

and you'll be fine.

[sighs]

[muffled voice] Thanks, doctor.

[screams]

[sighs]

[both giggle]

[gasps] What's this?

Mr. Arbuckle must've dropped his keys.

Well, he'll realize he's missing them, and he'll come right back for them.

[hkid pants and yells]

[crickets chirping]

[actor on TV] Laura? Laura?

Where are you, Laura?

-Laura? -[Odie whimpers]

A stranger in the attic got her!

Is it possible I'm alone in the house? Alone with a stranger in the attic?

You're toast, fellow.

[whimpering with fear]

[moans]

[actor] I should've known. You rang the doorbell.

Laura wouldn't have done that. Laura has a key.

That was his way of finding out if I was home.

[Odie whimpers]

Odie, it's only a movie.

By the way, you look better from this angle.

[Odie whimpers]

You're worried about Silent Jack?

That right! There's nothing to worry about.

There are thousands of homes. What're the chances he'd pick ours to rob?

[sighs]

-[doorbell rings] -[both gasp]

[Odie whimpers]

[sighs] What are we worried about? It's just Jon.

But Jon wouldn't ring the doorbell. Jon has a key.

But you know who doesn't have a key? Silent Jack doesn't have a key!

[Odie whimpers]

[knocking at the door]

[muffled voice] Let me in! I forgot my key.

[Jon shouting] Let me in!

[Odie whimpering]

You're right. That doesn't sound a bit like Jon.

[Odie whimpering]

[both scream]

Right again.

It doesn't look a bit like Jon...

not with that bulging cheek and that thing on his head.

[Jon sighs]

Wait!

We're in luck, Odie. He's going away. We're safe.

[Jon moaning]

[marching music playing]

Me, scared? [snickers]

Not for a second. I'm not afraid of anything.

Okay, apart from the thought of Nermal moving in with us...

I'm not afraid of anything.

He's trying to get in the back door.

[Odie barks]

-[Jon yelling indistinctly] -[Odie yelping]

Odie, pull yourself together!

-This calls for heroic action. -Yeah.

-It calls for bravery and courage. -Yeah.

Since you're the watch dog, I nominate you.

[Odie gasps and barks]

Coward! Chicken!

[Garfield] You have all the courage of mouse!

On behalf of myself and all my relatives, I resent that remark.

Squeek! What are you doing here? Besides eating cheese?

Yeah, that's right. A mouse sitting eating cheese.

What are the odds?

No, I mean what are you doing here when Silent Jack is trying to break in?

I don't worry about those guys... they never steal cheese.

[dramatic music playing]

Squeek, what do I do?

One word: mousetrap.

Mousetrap? Where am I going to get a mousetrap?

Behind the refrigerator. That's where people put mousetraps.

Mousetrap! Good idea!

[snickers]

-[snap] -[screams]

What a ghastly noise. Silent Jack isn't very silent.

-[laughing] -[Garfield] What's so funny?

I always enjoy it when a human gets caught in one of those.

I'm afraid it's not going to be enough to stop him.

[screaming]

And I'm right!

[dramatic music playing]

What's he up to?

He's trying to get in upstairs.

[Garfield] How do we stop him?

Another mousetrap?

I know!

[grunts]

Jon stored this here as it was too powerful to use.

[Jon grunts]

[all gasp]

[yelling]

[screams and sighs]

[Odie growls]

Don't feel sorry for him!

Silent Jack is a treacherous, dangerous criminal.

-But we got him. -No, we don't got him.

He's coming back for more. You can't stop Silent Jack that way.

What you going to do?

I'm going to assemble a team of experts,

a squadron of fearless and skilled operatives.

Will you settle for a puppy and a mouse?

Okay. Come on!

Men, and I call you men, even though you're a puppy and a mouse.

The enemy is out there.

If we're going to stop him getting in, we need a plan.

You got one?

I think so. Okay... Here's what we're going to do.

[Squeek] Roller skate in place, Garfield.

Check. How are you doing with the trunk, Odie?

[grunts]

-[barks] -Check!

Everything's in place, let him in!

[Squeek] Roger!

[sighs] There's got to be a way in.

[Jon screams]

-[thuds] -[Jon screams]

[Odie cheers]

[Jon in muffled voice] Help! Anybody...

We did it! We caught Silent Jack.

[barks]

Only the most dangerous criminal around.

[Jon] Let me out of here!

Be silent, Silent Jack! We're not letting you out.

[muffled voice] Garfield, its me, Jon.

Quiet!

[growls]

It doesn't sound anything like Jon.

I know Jon's voice, that sounded nothing like... [gasps]

Jon! [swallows nervously] Hello.

We did a good job protecting the house, Odie.

[gasps]

If Silent Jack comes around here, he's in for a big surprise.

-[Garfield groans] -[Odie barks]

[gasps]

[wind blowing]

[sighs] Unless he was here while we were all down in the basement...

[Odie groans]

[theme music plays]