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[snoring]

[theme music plays]

[Jon] It'll be great having you for dinner tonight, Liz.

And before I forget, it's very important that you not arrive late.

I'll be there on time but why is it so important I not be late?

Because it's rude?

No, it's just that if you're late, you probably won't get any food.

Maybe even if you're on time.

I'm going to start cooking any minute now. We're having roast turkey.

[gasps] "Roast turkey?"

I won a turkey in a raffle.

They're supposed to deliver it any minute now.

Dibs on the drumsticks! And the rest of it too.

[Liz] I'll be there.

I hope Garfield leaves me the neck.

[laughs] She says she hopes you leave her the neck.

[gasps]

The neck's the best part. She can have an ankle.

-[doorbell rings] -Sounds like my turkey's here!

Wonder how it rang the doorbell.

Jon Arbuckle?

I'm Mr. Gizzard, your local poultry specialist.

I have a turkey for you.

Thanks.

[turkey gobbles]

-[turkey gobbles] -Hey! This turkey's alive!

-[engine starting] -Mr. Gizzard! The turkey!

-It's alive! -So?

Well, it's just that I can't... I mean, I can't cook it if...

[Jon groans]

-that is... -[Mr. Gizzard] You won a live turkey.

I delivered a live turkey.

If you don't know what to do with him, it's not my problem.

[gobbles]

[groans]

Mmm... Ooh turkey for dinner...

♪ I'm having turkey for dinner... ♪

♪ Delicious roast turkey dinner ♪

♪ Yum, yum, yum! ♪

[Odie slurps] Mmm, can I have some?

Sure, you can have some. You can have the other ankle.

Mmm-- Huh?

Hi, guys. We're having lasagna for dinner.

♪ Lasagna for dinner ♪

♪ I'm having lasagna for dinner Delicious baked lasagna ♪

[gasps] "Lasagna?"

-[Garfield clears his throat] -[Jon shouts]

Change of menu?

If you want roast turkey, it's easy, Garfield, you go put it in the oven.

[gobbles]

[sighs] Well, at least it's fresh.

[gobbling]

-My dinner seems to be having lunch. -Sorry, Garfield.

I don't have the heart to end that little turkey's life, neither do you.

I hate it when Jon's right.

Fortunately, it doesn't happen very often.

[yawns] Time for my nap.

Jon being right. How about that?

[gobbles]

But he is right. I couldn't end that turkey's life

[gobbles]

[snoring and gobbling]

Maybe I spoke too soon.

-OK, Mr. Turkey, kind sir? -[gobbles] Huh?

I hate to disturb you

but I was wondering if you could do one teensy-eensy little thing for me.

[gobbles] What?

Well, I was just kinda hoping perhaps you could...

Oh, I see, how can I put this delicately?

-[alarm rings] -Get out of my bed!

[giggles]

A turkey in my bed.

Is there anything I like less than a turkey in my bed?

-[turkey gobbles] -[gasps]

[shrieks]

-[turkey] Huh? -[Garfield] Yes!

A turkey in my supper dish!

-Scram! Get away! Evaporate! -[gobbles]

Well, I think he's learned his lesson.

I don't think he'll cause me any more trouble.

[turkey] Huh?

[maliciously] Hmmm.

[gobbling]

This is my favorite show, Garfield.

Mine too. Except what I really like are the commercials for burritos.

[gobbling]

Huh? [gobbles]

[scream]

[gobbling along with the music]

You know... a hot turkey sandwich would taste really good right about now.

I'll just put him outside.

[turkey squeaks]

If you're going to sing that loud, fella, you're going to have to be further away.

-I'm thinking Peru. -[turkey shrieks]

Uh, what just happened?

-[Garfield clears throat] -[turkey] Huh?

[gobbling]

-[Jon screams] -[squeals to a stop]

[Garfield] Oh...

[groans and screams]

[Garfield] Ouch.

[gobbles]

Okay, turkey.

You just became a "to go" order...

[squawks]

[gobbles]

[smash]

[bang]

[crash]

-[turkey gobbles] -[Garfield screams]

[screams]

[panicked screaming]

[panting]

[gobbles]

[gasps]

[Jon] Woah!

[magical wand glimmers]

Where did he-- [sneezes] go? [sneezes]

Wait! I-- [sneezes]

I see him! No, I've got him! I've got him, I've got you, turkey!

Got you by that scrawny, scraggly little neck of yours.

[sneezes]

Gezundheit!

[honks]

[sneezes and sighs]

Don't tell me you're allergic to feathers too?

[groaning and gobbling]

[sneezes and groans]

That turkey's going to drive us all crazy.

I'm going to catch him and take him back to Mr. Gizzard!

Hoho! This I gotta see.

Huh? [squawks]

[screaming and gobbling]

-[squawks] -[sighs]

[gobbles]

[groans]

[moans]

[groans]

[crash]

How hard could it be to catch a turkey?

About that hard.

I think it's time to leave this to the professionals.

I'll be down in the basement.

[Garfield] Oh, boy!

Fortunately, some of us have a large selection of costumes

in our costume trunks.

Pirate costume, cowboy suit, cat costume...

Why would I ever need this?

[gasps] A turkey costume!

Apart from a few mashed potatoes and gravy stains,

it's perfect.

-[Odie muttering] -[turkey bored gobbling]

Hello, fellow turkey! Gobble-gobble!

[squawks and gobbles]

[giggles]

-[Garfield shouting] -[turkey gobbling]

-[laughs] -[Garfield] This way, buddy!

-[gobbles] -[Jon] Gotcha!

Don't worry, Garfield! I'll get him back to Mr. Gizzard!

[car screeches]

[car screeches]

-[bell rings] -[Jon] Mr. Gizzard!

I'd like to return this!

-[zip opening] -[gasps]

You were very close.

[giggles nervously] Sorry. That's not a turkey.

It's a cat in a turkey suit.

I'll be right back.

I'd like a turkey, please.

Do you have one without fur?

[car screeches]

This time, I have the right turkey.

[happy barking]

-[groans] -[Jon] He's cute and all.

We just can't keep him around the house.

Sure, I'll take him back.

Maybe you can find a good home for him.

"Home?" This ain't a pet store, you know.

[whining]

You... you're not going to...?

It's what we do here, pal.

Hey, wanna let me have him, too? Oh, what I could get for him by the pound.

-[Garfield screams] -[Jon gasps and scoffs]

Okay! I'll just take this one.

[sinister music]

[angry barking]

What are we going to do?

I mean, we can't just let him...

I'll take care of this or my name isn't Garfield Turkey.

Uh, Cat.

[Mr. Gizzard] You stay here. I have some knives to sharpen.

[military music]

[turkey whining]

[Garfield] We're gonna spring you from the joint.

Just breathe deep.

-[magic wand glimmers] -[sneezes]

[gobbling and sneezing]

Gezundheit!

[suspenseful music]

Now then, down to business! I'll--

[turkey sneezing]

What are you sneezing about? Are you sick?

[whines]

Tell him yes!

-[gobbles] -Woah!

This could be turkey pox! He could infect my whole shop!

-[Mr. Gizzard] Wait! -[Jon and Odie] Huh?

Take this turkey back!

-But you said-- -You won it, it's yours!

Keep it out of my store!

-Gosh. What do we do now? -[barks]

I had my heart set on having turkey for dinner tonight...

and we're going to have that turkey for dinner tonight.

[screams]

[jazz music playing]

I've been looking forward to this ever since Jon said

-he was having a turkey for dinner. -[Garfield sniggers]

[Jon] All right, everybody!

-Here's what you've been waiting for. -[all gasp]

My special spinach lasagna.

[panting]

[gasps and gobbles]

[gobbles]

You really think the petting zoo will want him, Liz?

Sure. The kids there will love him.

And now that we've had the turkey here for dinner,

maybe we can take him to a movie.

[gasps and gobbles]

[all laughing]

[theme music plays]