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[snoring]

[theme music plays]

[Jon] Garfield? Odie? I'm home!

[Odie barking]

Easy boy!

[sighs] Listen to him.

[barks]

Don't dogs have any dignity?

[Jon] I've got a surprise for you guys!

A surprise? What sort of surprise? I want a surprise.

[Garfield purring]

The things I wouldn't do for a present. It better be worth it.

[Jon] I thought both of you could do with a little grooming

before your checkup with Liz.

I humiliated myself for a grooming tool?

[Jon] Who wants to try it first? Garfield?

You try it.

No-one touches this fur but my hairdresser.

[barking excitedly]

Odie! Good boy. Come over here.

[telephone rings]

-Hang on, Odie. -[telephone ringing]

Hi, Liz. Lunch tomorrow? Sure, love to.

Odie?

Odie? Yoohoo!

Odie?

I'm bored. All that fuss over a mere brush?

[music from television]

[gasps]

You are a sad, strange little dog, Odie.

Odie, want to play "kick the dog" with me?

[barks and slurps]

What do you mean you'd rather spend time with her?

It's just a stupid brush.

This is a new low, even for you, Odie.

If you break up with the brush, I've got some nice nail clippers for you.

[snickers]

[dog barking]

[moaning]

[wiener dog] Hey, guys! What's up?

Do me a favor and drop that stupid brush before they see you.

I refuse to be the laughing stock of the entire neighborhood.

[Arlene] Hi, Garfield.

Hi, Odie.

[Nermal] Odie, is that a brush you're holding?

-[wiener dog] Yeah! -[Nermal] Oh!

[Garfield] More like an imaginary girlfriend.

[Arlene] Look who's talking.

You carry that teddy bear everywhere.

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Odie barking and slurping]

[Nermal] That is just so cute.

I've got to do something about that brush.

[thunder cracks]

[Jon snoring]

[Garfield] Yoohoo!

-[Odie snoring] -[Garfield hisses and laughs menacingly]

[laughs triumphantly]

-[laughs triumphantly] -[thunder cracks]

[to brush] There's only room for two pets in this house.

And imaginary, or not, you're out!

[alarm rings]

[yelping]

Dogs have the attention span of a goldfish.

Give it an hour and he won't remember that brush, trust me.

Shoot! I'm late. Liz is going to kill me. [gasps]

-[thud] -[groans]

Odie? What on earth are you doing?

Odie, stop it! Bad dog.

[Odie barks nervously]

[telephone rings]

-[indistinct chatter] -Liz?

[laughs] Of course I didn't forget our brunch. Yes, I'm on my way.

You don't happen to know a good gardener, do you?

[howling]

[howls]

All that fuss for a stupid brush? This is ridiculous.

And you don't have anything to do with the brush's disappearance, do you?

[gasps] How could you think so badly of me?

[Odie howls]

[sighs] Okay... I did it. I got rid of that stupid brush.

And I was doing Odie a favor, if you ask me.

Please. Save it for the jury.

You did it because you were jealous Odie cared about someone else.

Someone else? We're talking about a brush, aren't we?

For Odie it was much more than just a brush.

And you knew that, too.

He'll get over it.

-[Odie wailing] -[cock crows]

[Odie wailing]

We're going to need more coffee.

How about earplugs?

-[Odie continues wailing] -[crash]

Not funny. Where's my breakfast lasagna?

Sorry, Garfield. I feel way too tired to cook you anything.

Sleep deprivation I can deal with, but lasagna deprivation...

That is just flat out intolerable. I've got to fix this mess.

[snoring]

-[crash] -[Jon] I'm sorry... [snores]

A brush. It has bristles and a handle. Perfect.

Odie will never know the difference.

[wailing]

Oh, my! Odie, look who's back.

[barking excitedly and sniffing]

[Odie crying]

That dog isn't brain-dead after all! Who would've thought?

[Odie howling]

Okay, fine. You won, I'll take you to your girlfriend.

[Odie barks excitedly]

This is where the cruel deed was done.

[gasps]

Oopsy doopsy.

[engine starts]

-[Odie howls] -Odie, wait!

[cars horning]

I'm going to lose one of my nine lives...

Just for a stupid brush.

Sorry, kid. This is an emergency.

[gasps] Hey!

I'll bring it back, I promise.

Welcome aboard, and fasten your seatbelt.

We're in for one bumpy ride.

[Garfield screams]

[yelps]

I don't want to be another greasy spot on Main Street.

That was close.

[Garfield screams]

[groans]

[Garfield gasps]

[barking]

Odie, come back! Bad dog!

[Garfield in muffled voice] It can't get any worse.

[groans]

[screams]

Odie! Jump!

[screaming]

[sighs] Oh!

[sreams]

I'm too young to be recycled.

[sreams]

Aww!

[screaming] Stop!

[screams]

Happy? Now, let's get out of here.

-[Garfield clears throat] -[Jon] There you are!

I've been looking for you all over.

[groans] Gross!

You two smell as if you just crawled out of a garbage disposal.

I can't smell a thing. What about you, Odie?

[startled] Odie?

[gasps]

[to the brush] Are you free this evening? [giggles] How about dinner?

[theme music plays]