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[snoring]

[theme music starts]

[theme music ends]

[military drumming]

[snoring]

No, Heather. I know how much you supermodels love cartoonists...

[sighs] but I'm promised to another.

[sinister music]

-[snoring] -[clears throat]

Yoo hoo! Hello! Time to get up. Very important day. Wakey wakey!

[sighs] I hate to do this... no I don't! [snickers]

-[alarm rings] -[screams]

-[teeth chattering] -[thud]

Why did you do that?

-You did that because it's trash night? -Hardly.

It's some sort of holiday... it's... Oh no!

That's today?

[sighs] I'm sorry!

He's sorry.

I'll have them in a jiff!

[whistling merry tune]

[Jon] Alright Garfield!

Your birthday lasagnas are ready!

[Garfield laughs]

This is great. I'm going to edit this into my "lasagna home video montage."

[sad trombone]

[gasps] I've been short-changed.

There. I've added the new footage.

I have over six hours of video of Garfield eating lasagna.

-It's not like he does anything else. -[Garfield clears throat]

Complaint!

Is something wrong, Garfield?

Recount demand.

What is it? I cooked you one lasagna for every year old you are.

[gasps] I'm one short?

[shrieks] I'm one short!

[frantic music]

I don't have the ingredients to make another birthday lasagna!

I'm going to the market. I'll be right back.

While he's gone I'm going to put the time to good use.

I'm going to do something constructive.

I'm going to start dreaming about something.

[Odie barking frantically]

-[swoosh] -[mechanical clanking]

Twenty four zorniks until we reach the invasion planet, exalted leader.

-Good. Did you send for Ricotta? -Here he is, exalted leader.

Ricotta, I have a mission of vital importance for you.

I am to lead the attack on the invasion planet, exalted leader?

No, this is more important. Let me show you.

Our scanners have taken thousands of images

of the invasion planet and we see nothing that can possibly prevent us

from invading and making its people our slaves.

Except possibly for this...

Who are those people?

We do not know.

Apparently they are from a planet that is a neighbor to ours.

They obviously traveled to the planet we intend to invade.

What happened to them?

The spy images do not show that. We need to know what we are facing.

I believe I know that person.

I could be wrong, but I think that is my Uncle Mozzi.

Go ahead to the invasion planet.

Go to where that orange creature is, find out what happened to those people.

Take this. It'll measure the brain power of those you encounter.

Right away, exalted leader.

This is Ricotta. I am on my way to scout the invasion planet.

I will report back.

Agent Ricotta reporting.

I'm on the invasion planet as ordered. I will--

[Odie barking and panting]

Measuring the brain power of a local creature I encountered.

Brain measure is... zero.

I will seek out the orange creature.

[snoring]

I've located the orange creature.

It appears to be in a state of deep suspended animation.

[yawning] Sounds like Arbuckle's back.

It's coming. I must hide.

Hope he has my last lasagna ready.

There it is!

[gulp]

Please, do not eat me.

Did you hear something?

-[crack] -[groaning]

Did you... that is... what was that?

Odie, did you see my lasagna run past this way?

Well it did. My lasagna had legs and then it ran.

and it talked and it asked if it was...

and it had a mouth and it was talking and it went like... it ran!

You believe me, don't you, Odie?

Well, that's okay. I don't believe me either.

You are satisfied that the orange creature will be no threat?

I am. I don't know how he vanquished the people in those images.

but I know I was able to handle him.

Then the invasion shall commence.

All these years and I didn't know lasagna could talk.

Why didn't you say something?

What if it isn't just lasagna?

What if ravioli can talk? What if cannoli tries to beat me up?

And the garlic bread! I'll starve!

[barking]

Hold on! I can't understand you.

Please note: Odie's less articulate than baked lasagna.

What is it?

Something out there?

[whirring]

-Odie, they're coming for me. -[yelps]

I've got to hide.

That creature, seize him!

If I had an ounce of courage, I'd go save my friend, Odie.

Good thing for me I don't have an ounce of courage.

Fine work, Ricotta.

Now we just need to neutralize that orange creature.

You say he will be easy to defeat?

Very easy, exalted leader. Just as soon as we find him.

He's here somewhere.

We will find that orange creature and we will destroy him.

What did I ever do to lasagna... besides eating thousands of them?

There is no sign of the orange creature in here.

Let's check all the closets.

-[groans] -Did you notice something?

Ricotta, I heard. Is something wrong?

This is silly. I can't hide here for the rest of my life.

Yes I can.

No, I can't.

Jon, Odie... talking lasagna?

[muffled groans]

It's me they want. Might as well get it over with.

The humanity.

Sounds like they're in Jon's room.

I thought you said it would be easy to defeat, Ricotta!

-I thought it would be. -[Garfield] Guys!

It's time to end this.

[lasagnas screaming] Run away!

I don't know what happened but I'm sure glad they're gone.

Yeah, but you never know what happened.

They were dangerous, scary, destructive. But boy, they sure looked delicious.

Garfield, I'm back!

I knew you wouldn't want to wait until I cooked it,

so I stopped off at Vito's and got you that extra birthday lasagna!

[gasps] No, take it away!

It might talk to me. It might... [screaming]

Gee. I always thought Vito was a pretty good cook.

[theme music playing]