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* We've got it all together for a brand new show *

* Scooby-Doo is here again, away we go! *

[Shaggy] * While Scooby-Doo is running from a spooky ghost *

* Shaggy is doing what he does the most *

* C'mon get involved until the mystery is solved *

[Shaggy] * Hang around for Scooby-Doo *

* C'mon get involved until the mystery is solved *

[Shaggy] * Hang around for Scooby-Doo *

[Shaggy] That's my pal!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Keep it slow Shaggy, these streets are really slick.

If this downpour keeps up,

we'll need a periscope to find our way home.

Yeah, periscope.

[laughs]

OK. you two enough with the laughs.

Keep your eyes and ears on the road.

OK.

[radar beeps]

[laughter]

Shaggy, look out. A black cat.

[crash]

Well, I guess we better get busy and change the tire.

You mean tires. Shaggy's blown all four.

And we've only got one spare.

[sniffing]

Thanks to your driving Shaggy,

we may have to spend the whole night here.

- [sonar beeps] - [Shaggy] My driving?

I was only doing ten miles an hour

and that black cat...

Look, am I seeing things or is Scooby eating up the road?

Ice cream pops.

What's a thousand Gopsicles doing in the middle of the road.

Hey, you mean 999.

998, 997.

That skid wasn't Shaggy's fault after all.

The ice cream is slipperier than grease.

And twice as delicious.

Yeah, delicious.

Look, Happy Humor Ice Cream Company.

Leave it to Shaggy to crash right into an ice cream factory.

When I pick a place to crash.

I pick a place to crash, huh Scoob?

Yeah, crash.

Crash.

Maybe we can use their phone to call for a tow truck.

We'll be with you in a minute.

Ha ha ha. Soon as we finish chewing up the road.

[radio] We interrupt this program to bring you

a special news bulletin.

A Blinks armored car containing two million dollars in cash

has mysteriously vanished.

Wow, two million dollars.

You know that's over ten million hamburgers

complete with mustard.

Ketchup, onions, vanilla ice cream...

Vanilla ice cream on hamburgers? Scooby, you are a genius.

I know.

[laughs]

Hey, you guys hear the news

about the disappearing armored car?

[Fred] Yeah, but we have our own wheels to worry about.

Come on, let's find a phone.

Are you sure this is an ice cream factory?

Sure, why?

My nose just sent a message to my brain

that informed my stomach to tell my nose to say I smell bacon.

Bacon?

And eggs.

[Daphne] Shaggy's right. Bacon!

[Fred] Scooby's right too. Eggs.

Bacon and eggs in an ice cream factory?

Something's wrong.

What's wrong with bacon and eggs ice cream?

It sounds super delicious.

Get going Sherlock Bones.

Scooby-doobee doo.

[sniffing]

[food frying]

The bacon odor is coming from this room, Scoob.

[Scooby] Eggs and bacon. Boy, oh, boy!

Right on, Scoob.

One flick of my talented wrist

and I'll have 'em once over lightly.

Just the way we like 'em.

Oh.

[splatters]

What's the matter with you Scoob?

You always have your eggs once over.

Oh, what's that?

Beats me.

[growling]

Dang blasted eye glasses.

Must have walked into the egg bin again.

Gosh Mister, we're sorry about the eggs.

Eh, what's that about my legs?

He said we're sorry about the eggs.

Oh, eggs.

My eggs! I forgot all about 'em.

Dang blast it. Burned 'em to a cinder.

Mm, French fried cinders.

Yeah, French fried cinders.

Sorry we bothered you Mister, but we'd like to use your phone.

Ah, you're right young feller. There's no place like home.

Not home. Phone.

Yeah. Phone.

Oh, you want to phone home.

Well, I'll show you where it is.

I thought all you ice cream makers quit

on account of them phantoms.

Phantoms?

Eh, what you say, lady?

He said, "What phantoms?"

These ugly Technicolor phantoms floating through the air.

A brown one, a white one and a red one.

Brown, white and red phantoms?

Sounds like chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream.

[laughs]

Quit cold they did, every last worker.

The phantoms scared 'em off.

No one's on the desk. So long.

Technicolor phantoms.

You buy that Scoob?

Unh uh. Unh uh.

Me neither. What an imagination.

I'll get some help.

[man] You are doomed if you do not depart these grounds.

Doomed?

That's what the man said.

I don't know about you cats,

but us chickens are departing the grounds.

Yeah, departing.

Wait, there's a mystery here to be solved.

Zoinks, a strawberry phantom.

I don't believe it.

[howling]

Would you believe a chocolate one?

[howling]

A vanilla phantom. I think they're building a banana split.

But I'm not waiting around here to find out.

[skidding]

First ice cream flavored phantoms, and now giant spiders.

What are you kids doing in here?

I've been asking myself that same question.

Was it your van that crashed through my door?

It wasn't my fault. The street was full of Gopsicles.

And we skidded out of control.

I thought you were burglars.

A silent alarm rang in my house when you busted the door.

I'm Avery Queen. I own this factory.

You mean haunted factory.

Oh, you've seen the phantoms.

All three.

Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.

They're horrible.

What's going on?

I wish I knew. Those phantoms are ruining me.

Workers all quit. Tons of ice cream going to waste in the freezer.

And that's the third truckload of Gopsicles

they dumped in the streets.

Busted my leg cleaning up the first batch.

Look, a phantom. Chocolate phantom.

Chocolate phantom? Are you sure?

Huh, where, where?

This is your last warning.

You are doomed if you do not leave these grounds.

Doomed, doomed, doomed.

You and Daphne stay with Mr. Queen.

Shaggy and I will have a look around.

Good idea, Fred. You check here.

Scooby and I'll check inside the Mystery Machine.

We'll make sure all the doors and windows are locked.

[Shaggy] Zoinks. The Vanilla Phantom.

[phantom howling]

Great. We're safe Scoob.

That creepy phantom will never think of looking for us in here.

Unh huh, Unh huh.

What luck.

You know we've landed right inside

Mr. Queens ice cream storage room.

Imagine Scoob, you and me alone with a million Gopsicles.

Yow. This Gopsicle is like a rock-sicle.

[snickers]

Aw, this is terrible.

You know we might have to wait until Spring before they thaw?

We'll wait. Well wait.

Yeah, for a million Gopsicles,

we'll wait until summer, Scoob, huh?

[laughs]

As soon as Freddie comes back with Shaggy and Scooby,

we'll start investigating.

We've had lots of experience with mysteries.

Thanks, but it may be too late.

Shaggy and Scooby have vanished.

They said they were going to the mystery machine,

but they're not there.

We better start looking for them.

It's so cold in here my goosepimples have goosepimples.

What are you doin' Scoob?

[ice clinking]

Trying to keep warm.

Trying to keep warm? By putting icy Gopsicles on your feet?

I think your mind needs defrosting.

You'll see.

[humming a tune]

Nice try champ.

It's freezing in here Scoob.

Another hour and we'll be the Abominable Snowboy

and the Abominable Snowdog.

What's this?

Ice cream wrappers.

You're a genius, Scoob. We can build a fire and keep warm.

[laughs]

If we only had some matches.

Wait a minute. I'll do the old Indian trick.

Indian trick?

Sure, Scoob. These Gopsickles.

They're like rocks, right?

All right. Rub 'em together...

See, how 'bout that Scoob, a nice warm fire.

Oh no, the flames started the fire sprinklers.

It's so cold in here, the water's turned to snow.

No sign of them upstairs.

Maybe they're down here in the basement.

Wonder what's in here?

It's an underground garage.

And will you look at all those ice cream trucks.

Just like Mr. Queen said;

sitting and rotting on their tires.

What's that?

Hey, maybe it's an earthquake.

I don't think so.

Nothing rattled or shook.

Like Shaggy would say, "Follow that crack."

Look the crack comes from right under the tire of this truck.

Something's fishy. An ice cream truck can't be that heavy.

It's even fishier that they keep it locked

when it's inside their own garage.

[roaring]

The Strawberry Phantom.

[roars]

Yoo-hoo. Scooby-doo, where are you?

What's this? ACME Costume Rentals.

I wonder what's in it?

Wow. A nice hooded coat. Just what I need to keep me warm.

Faster girls. He's gaining on us.

[phantom roaring]

Oh boy, what a relief. At least I won't freeze.

Scooby-doo, where are you?

Yikes.

Let's hide in here.

Look.

I wonder where Scooby is.

[phantom laughs]

Zoinks.

Shh.

Huh?

Oh yeah. Shh!

Shh.

[phantom laughs]

[Shaggy imitates laugh]

I just decided phantoms and humans have one thing in common.

Three's a crowd.

[phantoms roar]

Yipes. How do you stop this thing?

[phantom yells]

Oops. Sorry fella.

[phantom yells]

A Strawberry Phantom sundae topped with pistachio.

Ha. That's one dish I can do without.

[Shaggy laughs]

Zoinks.

That was too close for my cowardly comfort.

If we don't get out of here pretty soon,

I'm gonna turn into a Gopsicle.

Hey, someone's at the door.

It's the Chocolate Phantom.

The Chocolate Phantom?

Unh uh. The Shaggy Phantom.

Shaggy Phantom?

What are you doing in that silly costume?

Trying to keep from freezing. I thought it was a coat.

[Fred] Well, take it off.

I tried. I tried. But the zipper's frozen.

Never mind. Let's get outta this deep freeze before we freeze.

And before those creepy phantoms come back.

[phantom roars]

Look.

[roars]

[Fred] Run everybody. Run.

Over there Scoob, behind those boxes.

Stay down Scoob. He'll never find us here.

Hold it girls.

Wow, that was a close call.

Yeah, another step and we'd have fallen in.

It must be a big ice cream mixing vat.

[phantom roar]

Oh, here comes that nightmare.

We gotta hide.

[phantom roar]

We can't keep running away all night.

So what do we do.

I've got an idea.

This cherry syrup should do the trick.

I'll get one of them to chase me.

I get it. The phantom will follow you...

...slip on the slippery syrup...

... and fall into the mixing vat.

Right.

We're safe now Scoob. That phantom is nowhere in sight.

Are you sure?

Oh yeah, I'm sure.

Yoo-hoo here we are. This way hurry.

See nothing to worry about. It's Freddie.

Come on, shake it up, Scoob. He said hurry.

I hope it works. Here he comes.

Yikes.

[loud thud]

We got him.

Ow, ow!

No. Ouch, ouch.

Those ouches sound familiar.

[machine stops]

It's Shaggy.

Are you OK, Shag?

Oh yeah, but I hope you got his license number.

Well, at least we got his zipper unstuck.

Yeah, zipper.

Hey. We better check to see if Mr. Queen is OK.

Maybe he can explain why that ice cream truck was locked.

Uh oh. Mr. Queen is gone.

Without his crutches.

One of those icky phantoms must have carried him off.

Look, there he is.

[Fred] Well, come on, let's follow him.

He's vanished.

Walked away and just disappeared into thin air.

Walked my foot. He ran. And without his crutches.

Hey gang, look.

Scatter. Every boy, girl, and dog for themselves.

Come on, maybe they didn't see us.

I think this may be the first safe

we've been in all night.

Yikes. Something tells me we're losing altitude.

[loud crash]

Hey, I think we made a two point landing in the milk room.

- Milk? - Sure, Scoob.

You see milk is what they make ice cream from.

Oh.

Just our luck. It's locked from the outside.

Oh well. I guess we'll have to wait for the gang to rescue us.

And while we're waiting we might just as well enjoy

a nice cool hoseful of delicious milk.

Give that valve a half turn, Scoob.

[straining]

Come on, Scoob, put some muscle into it.

[loud crash]

Uh oh.

Uh oh is right.

We gotta figure a way outta here before we drown.

All this white paint was used recently.

It's still wet inside the cans.

Yeah, but nothing is painted white in here.

Except for those ice cream trucks.

Something tells me we better have a second look

at those trucks.

Keep drinking, Scoob. I'll have this fixed in no time.

Oh, no.

Don't panic, Scoob. If there's one thing I'm good at,

it is plumbing.

[door opening]

Bone dry. They sure didn't use that white paint on this truck.

This one's dry too.

Uh oh. We struck oil. I mean paint.

Fresh, white paint.

And it's the same truck that cracked the floor.

Hm. It sounds like solid steel.

That's ridiculous. Nobody builds an ice cream truck

out of solid steel.

[lock turning]

What was that?

It's the phantoms.

Oh, no. They've locked us in.

[phantom roar]

Don't worry, Scoob. I'll just turn this cut off valve and...

[phantoms roaring]

Faster. Faster.

- [splashing] - Come one, Scoob.

Yikes, we're caught in the homogenized rapids.

I'll try to stop them girls. You make a run for it.

[Shaggy yelling]

[crash]

It's Shaggy and Scooby.

And a zillion gallons of milk.

Hi gang. Anybody for a milkshake? I brought the milk.

Yeah, milk.

[Daphne] They're getting away.

Well let's go.

[crash]

[Fred] Nice work, gang.

We trapped 'em. They can't open the doors.

Clever the way you kids kept these phony phantoms locked up til I got here.

It was the only way to keep them from getting away.

I'm dying to see who's under the costumes.

I'll bet a steak dinner one of them is that Mr. Queen

with his phony broken leg.

Not this one...

...or this one.

The Vanilla phantom has got to be Mr. Queen.

It's Mr. Grisley.

Ha. Mr. Grisley. That's Sammy the Shrimp,

the cleverest hijacker in the country.

Well Shaggy, looks like you owe us all a steak dinner.

What's going on here?

OK, Mister. We've seen you run without those phony crutches.

Now own up, confess.

OK. OK. No point in hiding it anymore.

Money. I knew I was right.

I told you he was guilty.

Guilty? That's my own money.

Well if it's yours, why did you keep it inside

a phony plaster cast?

With those phantoms on the loose,

I was afraid to leave it in my safe.

Sorry shag it looks like those steaks are still on you.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

Will someone please explain what's going on here.

Mr. Grisley, I mean Sammy the Shrimp,

hijacked that missing Blinks armored car.

[Fred] Then he and his two pals put on those phony costumes,

scared everyone away and hid the car in your garage.

A stolen armored car, here?

That's right Mr. Queen.

They painted it to look like one of your Happy Humor trucks.

It was a perfect way to camouflage the stolen vehicle.

Yeah, and if it wasn't for those brats,

we could have driven through every road block in the city.

Well, you did a great job of capturing these hijackers kids.

They'll keep for a long time in the cooler.

Cooler.

[laughs]

That's a jail.

Right. That's a jail.

You said it, Scoob.

Scooby-dooby doo!

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