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[gulps]

[people] * We got it all together for a brand-new show *

* Scooby-Doo is here again Away we go *

[Shaggy] * While Scooby-Doo is running from a spooky ghost *

[people] * Shaggy's just doing what he does the most *

* Hey, come on get involved till the mystery is solved *

[Shaggy] * Hang around for Scooby-Doo *

[both chuckling]

[people] * Hey, come on, get involved till the mystery is solved *

[Shaggy] * Hang around for Scooby-Doo **

That's my pal!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[screeching]

No! No! No! Like it can't be!

[applause]

[man] And now, ladies and gentlemen, Zarko the Magician

will perform his last feat for the evening.

Will two brave volunteers please step forward.

- Me? - Likes that's not us.

Two full-course dinners will be the prize.

- Really? - Like that is us.

[Zarko] Do I have any volunteers for two free dinners.

Excellent.

Please, step inside the box.

That's it. Make yourselves comfortable.

And now, I close the door.

Relax, Scoob, it'll soon be chow time.

Now I shall attempt to saw through the box

- and my volunteers. - Saw through us?

- Oh, no, we change our minds, Zarko. - Nonsense.

In that case, could we like... have our dinners first, please?

Oh, no, I can't watch.

Don't be silly, it's only a trick.

[applause]

Let's get out of here.

- Yeah, what's left of us. - [thud]

Hey! Come back here!

[crash]

Oh, no!

[crowd booing]

Hey, we're still in one piece.

Yeah. [snickering]

You dimwits ruined my act!

Like sorry, Zark. [chuckles] But do we still get our dinners?

Dinners?!

[growls]

Like let's do a disappearing act out of here!

We better, before Zarko gets his hands on you two.

It's time to leave anyway. We should be at Shaggy's uncle's house by now.

Let's go!

[Fred] Hey, Shag, how much further to your uncle's place?

- Well, like... - [thunderclaps]

Like there it is now!

[Velma] Are you kidding?

This looks like old England, not New England.

It's like both. Uncle Shagworthy took a liking to an old castle in England.

So he had it shipped over here and put it back together, stone by stone.

He must be a little weird to do that.

[Shaggy laughing] He's a kooky zillionaire,

one of the world's biggest jewel dealers.

[Velma] Wow. It's just like in the movies. Even a mote.

[Fred] And look, here's somebody to welcome us.

- Go back! Leave here at once! - [gasps]

[Shaggy] Like my uncle owns this rock pile. Who are you?

Clarence, the caretaker.

Now please, leave here!

Where's Mr. Shagworthy?

The master disappeared.

[stammering] Disappeared? Where? How?

He's the victim of the curse of Camelot.

- [gulps] - This is Camelot castle?

Yes, but when he brought it here from England,

he also brought back with it the ghost of Merlin the sorcerer

and his evil servant, the Black Knight.

Ghosts?!

Ghosts or no ghosts, we're not going anywhere until we find Shaggy's uncle.

[diabolical cackling]

Who dares to enter the domain of the great Merlin?

Not us.

Like we were just leaving.

Foolish mortals! There is no escape

Since thou didst not heed my warning of no intruders,

though must also suffer the curse of Camelot.

No! Anything but that!

Away with him!

No! No!

No! No! No!

And as for thee, leave now

or I shall loose my black magic spells on you!

[diabolical cackling]

- [Velma] Wow. - [Fred] That settles it.

We're going into that castle and rescue your uncle.

[both gulp]

[Daphne] Maybe we better knock first.

We don't have to. Come on.

Wow. What a creepy place.

Your uncle even brought over the spider webs.

Zoinks! What's that?

Oh, it's just your shadow.

Can't you tell by the way they're trembling?

Shadows? [chuckling] Oh, shadows.

Come on, gang, let's look around and see if we can find some clues.

So far so good, Scoob. We haven't found a thing.

Yeah.

[stammering] I'd like to scream but my throat's so dry I can't.

[gasping] I need water.

No sooner said than done.

Like thanks.

It's all right.

[both babbling]

Huh? Sounds like they got scared by a drink of water.

[approaching footsteps]

[Fred] Look, it's the Black Knight!

[Daphne] Let's get out of here!

Yeah.

- A secret panel. - [Fred] Let's go!

[approaching footsteps]

Hey, Shag, it's safe now.

It is?

- [both sigh] - [crash]

It doesn't feel safe.

What a weird room. [gasps] Look!

[Fred] It's King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.

[Shaggy whimpers] More ghosts!

No, silly, they're just wax mannequins of the famous medieval court.

[Daphne] It sure looks a lot like Camelot.

[diabolical cackling]

Zoinks! They're coming after us!

[cackling continues]

[cackling continues]

- It sounds like the coast is clear, Scoob. - Uh-huh.

So, foolish mortals, thou didst not heed my warning.

Yes, we did, like we're just leaving.

Look deep and become my evil apprentices.

Art thou now my slaves.

[Shaggy and Scooby-Doo] Yes, master.

Prove it.

Anything you say, master.

No! No! No! Stop it! Stop it!

Stop it, I say!

Thou art my evil servants.

Oh, evil.

[both growl]

That's better. Now do something evil.

Enough! Thou hast proven thyselves.

Come.

Thy former friends are in the library. You shall dispose of them.

[snickering]

Listen to my instructions.

Pull the falcon secret feather lever that will dispose of them forever.

It will drop them in the mote where they'll float like a bottomless boat.

Got it, master.

Good. Now repeat what I said.

Pull the falcon bottomless boat

and its feather will float like a secret lever in a moat.

No! No!

- You say it. - OK.

Pull the falcon's feathers it will drop them in the moat

they'll float like a bottomless mote.

Ah, excellent!

Now be gone. And you hast best not fail me.

Yes, master.

Not that way! Take the shortcut!

This must be Uncle Shagworthy's library.

And it looks like there's been a struggle.

Uncle Shagworthy must've been in this room when he vanished.

I'll bet he's still in the castle. And look!

I think I've found a clue: a red scarf.

I wonder what it means.

And I wonder where Shaggy and Scooby are.

They probably found a place to hide and fell asleep.

[Daphne, gasping] It's Shaggy and Scooby!

They must've been hiding behind the bookcase.

And look, they're still asleep.

Hey, what's with you two?

Pull falcon's feather lever.

Whoa!

It worked. [snickers]

Watch it, Shag! You almost dropped down into the mote!

Scoob and Shag are acting awfully strange, even for them.

- Come on, everybody, we've gotta look for more clues. - Right.

[snicker diabolically]

Hmm.

[snicker diabolically]

- [Velma] Those two are up to something. - [Daphne] Like what?

- [snickering] Now! - OK.

[Shaggy howls]

[crash]

You wanted to know what they were up to?

It looks like the ceiling.

- [crash] - They've flipped.

They tried to trap us in that chandelier.

All right, hold it, you two. Now what's with this phony sleepwalking bit?

I'm afraid it's not phony.

Fred, they've been mesmerized.

So that's it, Merlin has control of their minds.

Exactly. However, I think I know a way to unmesmerize those two?

Keep your eyes on the Scooby Snack.

- [both sniffing] - Inhale deeply.

[both inhale]

- Scooby Snacks! - Yeah!

[chuckling] You did it, Velma!

It's just a matter of stomach over mind.

Do you guys remember what Merlin told you to do?

- Merlin? - Merlin who?

Oh, never mind. Let's get on with the search.

[Daphne] I don't like the looks of this place.

[deep moaning]

And I don't like the sounds of it either.

We're in a dungeon.

- [moaning continues] - [Daphne] Somebody's in there!

[Velma] We'll never get that open without a key.

Come on, Scoob, you're the only one who can do it.

Who? Me?

And hurry!

[Scooby howls]

[moaning continues]

Scooby, are you OK?

- I'm OK. - [Velma] Then how come you're moaning?

That wasn't me. That was him.

[deep moan]

Uncle Shagworthy! We found you!

Nephew Shaggy.

Those moans! Like are you all right.

It's my stomach. Like I'm famished.

[chuckling] Like me too.

Like uncle, like nephew.

Then about two weeks ago, roughly at 12:15 every night

the darn Merlin ghost and his tin can pal

started prowling around the castle.

[gulps] Seemed to be searching for something.

Twelve fifteen? I thought ghosts always started prowling at the stroke of midnight.

Like maybe his hourglass was slow or something.

I have a hunch that's another clue to our mystery.

And the only way to solve it is to find those ghosts.

Care to join us, Mr. Shagworthy?

I can't. I've got an allergy.

- Allergy? - Like I... I'm allergic to ghosts.

Like I said, like uncle, like nephew.

This must be the treasury room but it's been ransacked.

Do you think this was the work of those ghost creeps?

Why do you say that? Like what good is treasure to a ghost?

We'll ask Merlin when we catch him.

The real questions is how are we gonna do that.

Especially since he's a sorcerer.

[diabolical cackling]

[gasps]

It's those gruesome ghosts again!

The master wants you. Come.

- Like... Like we're not going anywhere. - Uh-uh.

[snickers]

[diabolical cackling continues]

[Daphne] Phwew! It looks like we lost them.

Yeah, but we lost Shaggy and Scooby too.

[Shaggy] Like help!

It sounded like it came from downstairs.

Come on, let's find out.

So, thou hast failed me?

Like I didn't do so hot in math either.

For that, you will pay dearly.

Seize them!

Now I have thee!

How'd you do, sir. How'd you do. Step right in, please.

We represent Bouncy Baby, the baby clothes line and you've been selected

to receive a beautiful new set of samples of our very latest items.

- There you are. - [grunts]

What's going on here?

Relax, my good sir, everything is absolutely free,

including these polyunsaturated and non-hydrogenated diapers.

I'm not going to stand for this!

Why stand, sir, when you can sit down and enjoy our new roll-away stroller.

- Bye-bye. - [crash]

[growling]

Like all right for you. I'm taking my sample back.

- [crash] - Get up! After them.

Quick, Scoob, in here.

OK.

- Where did they go? - They went thatta way.

Now I have thee.

[growls] It's empty!

We must find them.

[both chuckle]

And this time, show no mercy!

Shh. What's that?

Creepers! It's the Black Knight!

Quick! Inside this room and we'll try to trap him.

It's a music room.

Right, and it's the Black Knight who's going to face the music.

Now here's what we'll do.

Hey, ya big tin dummy!

- In here! - [door slams]

Ready, set...

- ...charge! - [crash]

Oh, no!

[Daphne] Shaggy! Scooby!

- We thought you were the Black Knight! - Like so we noticed.

Well, now that we're back together, let's get back to solving this mystery.

We've searched the whole castle.

Except for the tower and if my calculations are correct,

the secret to this mystery must be in there.

[Daphne] Well, unfortunately, there's no way to get inside the tower.

Hey, I've got a way. Let's get to the roof.

It's very simple, all you have to do is jump down on this board

and that will catapult the rock with the rope tied to it up to that window.

[Velma] And then we'll all climb up the rope.

- Great idea, Fred. - Yeah.

OK, ready, jump!

[Daphne] Oh, no!

Zoinks! It missed!

[both howling]

Don't... Don't let go, Scoob! I'll climb in!

- OK. - [nose honks]

[Shaggy] Wow. Made it.

Come on up, everybody, I'll open the door.

What about me?

Oh.

I'll get you, Scoob.

- Thanks, old buddy. - You're welcome.

Welcome to Merlin Towers.

Say, look at that.

[Daphne] What is it?

It looks kind of like an electronic organ.

If it's what I think it is, we may have solved the mystery.

You're right, Velma. Now all we have to do to wrap it up

is trap Merlin and his tin-suited buddy.

But a trap needs bait. So who'll volunteer?

[both] Not me.

Would you do it for a couple of Scooby Snacks apiece?

[both] Yup.

- Let's go. - OK, here's the plan.

Wait till I get my hands on those meddlers.

[approaching engine noise]

Special delivery for Mr. Merlin and Mr. Knight.

Sign here, sir. Thank you.

Give it to 'em, Scoob.

[Both groan]

What? [chuckles] No tip?

Cheapskates.

- We're all set with the trap. Now let's see what's happening. - [TV static noise]

[Velma] It looks like Merlin and the Black Knight have taken the bait.

[Fred] Right into the ballroom.

Now the rest is up to us

and this automatic haunting contraption.

They've got to be in here someplace.

Ah-hah! So that's their hiding place.

[snickers]

Now to cast the spell to turn you into ghosts.

Hold it. Like have you paid your light bill?

[Merlin] Hey! My wand!

Ah-hah!

Oh, yeah? Abracadabra!

Now!

One magic spell coming up.

- [organ music plays] - Abracadabra.

[diabolical cackling]

Only I know the secrets of magic in this castle!

- Now for the grand finale. - Allow me.

Bippity-bappity-boo!

That's your cue, Daph.

Right. Oh, no! My finger's stuck in the keys.

I can't work the trick.

Danger-prone Daphne did it again.

Bippity-bappity-boo!

Bappity-bippity-boo?

- Bippity... - [growling]

- Oh-oh! - Forget the magic, Scoob!

Like I think we better use our feet.

They're gaining on us!

Like quick, up the wall!

Pull them down and it will all be over!

Yes, master.

[Merlin] Watch it, you dolt!

- [both grunting] - [crash]

Well, well. Now let's see who these characters are

who are after who are after Mr. Shagworthy's jewels.

- Who's he? - [Fred] Just a hired henchman for the real crook.

- Clarence? - He'd like us to think so, Scoob.

[Fred] But it's really...

[Shaggy and Scooby-Doo] Zarko!

And how, if I may ask, did you figure out it was Zarko?

Well, the first clue was when the Black Knight disappeared through the wall with Clarence.

That's an old magician's trick.

Then we found the red silk scarf

which is also used in magic acts.

[Velma] The electric console that made all the ghosts of the round table appear

was just a magician's type of allusion.

But the most important clue was when you told us

that Merlin's ghost always appeared at 15 minutes after midnight.

What's important about that?

Zarko's magic show in town is over at midnight

and it took him 15 minutes to get here.

Now it's our turn for a little magic, Zarko.

We're gonna make you and your pal disappear from here

and reappear in prison.

Nephew, you look hungry.

Now there's a news bulletin.

I sure am, unc.

Like I wish you could wave a magic wand

and come up with a couple of dozen hamburgers.

Yeah, hamburgers.

Like who needs magic?

I always keep a few snacks around for emergencies.

Oh, boy! [chuckles] Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Yeah, let's eat!

[Fred] One thing still puzzles me, Mr. Shagworthy.

Why couldn't those crooks find your jewels.

Because I keep all of my greatest treasures in the refrigerator.

That figures in this family.

Like wow! You must be holding a cool million in jewels there, unc.

Shall we say a very cool million, nephew?

[laughs]

Now that's cool, unc.

Huh?

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!