Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(male #1) 'But, SignorStanza, you have laryngitis'

with a capacity crowd coming in two hours.

You must cancel.

Ooh, such a trooper.

Still you need to go home and rest that throat.

I'll find a replacement tenor.

I, uh, I mean, the show will go on.

You have my word.

Ha! Huh?

[instrumental music]

How will you keep such a promise?

I-I don't know, but, uh, uh, by show time I will.

[instrumental music]

Yeow!

[laughs]

(Granny) Tweety? Hector?

Come, boys, we have lots of searching to do.

'You stay here and guard my bags, kitty.'

Puddy always gets to sit out the weal action.

Hmm, why you little..

Ah! Oh?

Oh, fiddlesticks.

[clanking]

clink clink clink

clicks

Boy, oh, boy.

This thing could be loaded with dead fish.

Or even money.

Umm...say, what's this?

splotch splotch

Hmm, must be a s..

Ph-ph-ph-pack of Solomon's lunchbox.

[grunts]

Oh!

[grunts]

Ta-ta-da, ta-ta-da!

[growls]

clang

[singing in foreign language]

The show will go on. You have my word.

[singing in foreign language]

[audience cheering]

burp

So what am I waitin' for?

[grunts]

♪ All around the theater floor ♪

♪ The kitty searched for people ♪

♪ He tried and tried the theater doors ♪

Locked!

♪ Such a weasel ♪♪

♪ Go in and out the window ♪

♪ Go in and out the window ♪

♪ Go in and out the window ♪

♪ But don't you fly awa-a-ay ♪♪

[Sylvester grunts]

♪ Swing low sweet pussycat ♪

♪ Comin' for to carry me home ♪

♪ Swing low sweet pussycat ♪

♪ Comin' for to carry me home ♪♪

[singing in foreign language]

[speaking in foreign language]

rattle rattle

[Sylvester grunts]

crash

[grunts]

pop

What do you want, bug eyes?

Do I look like some puckered up princess?

Please permit me to introduce myself, SignorePussycat.

I am Michigan J. Froggini.

And I'm Bess Truman.

Charmed, SignorinaTruman.

Yuck!

Frog slobber.

Hey! Come back here.

What for? You know the show.

- It must go on. - Absolutely.

- That's why-- - Ms. Truman, are we troopers?

Or are we both just foolin' around here?

Well, I, uh.. Well, that is I-I--

Get up there and rig those lights for my big solo.

[instrumental music]

- But, I, I-- - Listen, kid.

You're goin' up that ladder a pussycat

but you've got to come back a star.

A star? Ah, star? Me?

♪ Well climb up and get down to this great noble task ♪

♪ You direct all my spot lights and if I might ask ♪

♪ I need a new backdrop before which to bask ♪

♪ To fail me would mean you wear this iron mask ♪♪

No amphibian threatens this pussycat, buster.

snap

splash

[instrumental music]

[croaking]

whoosh

thud

Now, where'd that little green slave driver hop to?

[gasps]

Hey, lock. Hey, key.

Hey, frog. Hey, somebody.

Sylvester, what have you done?

I leave for a few minutes

'and just look at the mess you've made.'

[growls]

[imitating Michigan]

Oh, thank goodness, I found the answer to all our problems.

Hurry! We haven't got much time.

[indistinct chatter]

[singing in foreign language]

[rasping]

Phew.

[audience cheering]

[gasps] Yip! I-I-I..

Ooh.

Poor puddy, he's got a frog in his throat.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]