Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve that all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come in on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

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[instrumental music]

You must help us, Granny.

Without the torch there will be no Olympic Games.

And without the Olympics

what will we do with all those Olympic T-shirts

and plush toy mascots, huh?

I don't know where the torch is, but I can tell you

this place definitely needs a good dusting.

Boy, they didn't have much wardrobe

in those days, did they?

This sure is educational.

Time for a little canary heroes.

[laughs]

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

What am I saying?

[instrumental music]

bam

It may be art, but it sure is ugly.

[groans]

thud

I pulled myself to pieces.

[instrumental music]

It's time to box that little birdie.

Gotcha!

Dinner time.

What?

[gasps] Huh?

[screaming]

[instrumental music]

thud

Sufferin' succotash!

Where am I?

[chuckles]

[screaming]

Welcome, pussy cat, to Mount Olympus

pantheon of the Greek Gods.

I am Dionysus.

The Greek God of food, drink, and most recently video games.

[laughs] Care to dine on some ambrosia

and mead with me?

clink clink

thud

Ooh! Talk about your mythowogical wandscapes.

[slurps]

Wait!

[instrumental music]

[sighs] Driving the sun across the sky

works up a mighty thirst.

[gasps]

Let's see, nectar, diet nectar..

Oh, yes. Diet caffeine free nectar.

Hee-haw!

Giddy up, horsies. Giddy up!

cling cling

glug glug

[screaming]

[screaming]

Bad drivers aren't covered by my insurance.

swoosh

swoosh

Uh-oh, looks like puddy got himself a hot rod.

[screeching]

swoosh

[screams]

Hmm. Wings.

[neighs]

[coughs]

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Giddy up, horsie!

Oh, come on, please, giddy up.

thud

"This enchanted net will capture anything its user desires."

Talk about your golden opportunities.

Where have you been all my life?

ding

ding

[humming]

Ah! What a glorious day for a butterfly hunt.

By thunder, who stole my net?

'Ah-ha!'

A cat burglar.

That feline shall rue the day

he messed with Zeus, King of the Gods.

[thunder rumbling]

[whistles]

[instrumental music]

Ha! At long last.

- Yikes. - Phew.

Talk about your hot tempers.

[thunderclap]

[panting] Sheesh!

Some mythological deities never give up.

Ah, the perfect hiding place.

Where is that.. Ah-ha!

[thunderclap]

Yikes!

(Aphrodite) 'You never listen to me, Hephaestus'

But, honey..

Sweetie, Aphrodite, wait.

(Aphrodite) 'My mother was right.'

'You Greek Gods are all alike.'

Arrogant, selfish, and, oh, so lofty.

And how many times have I told you

never to leave a burning torch in the living room?

Excuse me, Mr. God

but is that the Olympic torch?

Mm-hmm. I borrowed it to relight my phoenix.

I meant to return it, but my wife sent me

to the 24 hour mini-mart of the Gods

there was one heck of a long checkout line and--

- Is there a point to this? - Sorry.

Anyway, I got stuck in line and forgot all about the torch.

I never was brightest of the Greek Gods.

(Aphrodite) 'Didn't I tell you not to bring that thing into this house?'

You know, Mrs. Aphrodite, not every husband

carries a torch for his wife.

Oh, that's sweet.

I'm so sorry for everything, honeybun.

thud

(Hephaestus) 'So am I.'

[instrumental music]

[thunderclap]

Yeaow!

[whistles]

Oh, my! The Olympic torch.

[panting]

[instrumental music]

Thanks, old-timer.

Old, am I?

Come on, everybody, let's move it.

Hurry up, Sylvester.

Alright, alright, I'm comin'.

Keep your pantsy on. Sheesh.

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