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[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they call them on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yessirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

(Sylvester) Cannes, France, home of the world-renowned

Cannes film festival.

Where the beautiful people come to rub elbows

and anything else they can get their hands on.

Unfortunately, that's not where we were headed.

No, we're going down the road to Cannes Knot France.

Home of the James Caan film festival.

Heya, how you doin'?

[indistinct chatter]

(male #1) 'This cannot be!'

'Sacre bleu!'

'All the films have been stolen!'

James Caan can't!

Flick filched from film fest!

Huh! Oh, this is dreadful!

Why is it that a mystery always pops up

in the middle of my vacation?

'Cause, if it didn't, we wouldn't have a show.

whirr

Don't lay on one side too long.

I like my birds evenly cooked.

slurp

boing

Oh, puss-puss!

Did my beach ball hurt you?

Oh.

(Larson Sline) 'Fabulous! Just what I've been looking for.'

Larson Sline, Hollywood super-producer.

And, you are? Oh, who cares? But, you?

I must have you for my next spectacular.

Oh!

Wow! What a way to get chicks.

Hmm.

[whirring]

D-do you mind?

You're blocking my sun.

Pardon, madame.

My detector zinks it has found metal.

Oh, that's alright.

[laughs]

It's the Super 8 movie camera of mine.

I'm making a home movie of our vacation.

It's my little hobby.

My name's Granny. Uh, but, don't tell anyone.

I don't want to give out autographs.

I am Jean Claude Van Dang.

I come to Cannes Knot every year for the film festival.

How was I to know that I would also meet

such a beautiful film maker.

Oh, Jean Claude.

[giggling]

To make up for my errant detector

permit me to show you

all the sights around town worth filming.

And, then, we can screen them later over dinner

on my yacht.

(Granny) 'Your yacht?'

- Why, yes. The Cannes Do. - Oh, my!

Well, I would like to see the sights.

Hector, you're in charge.

Make sure nothing happens to our dear little Tweety bird.

Who says the fwench aren't fwendwy?

Oh, well, think I'll go back to the hotel

and hang out at the pool.

[whistling]

[laughs]

thud thud thud

boing

Oh, puddy dog lost his head over that one.

[gasps]

Fabulous!

Just what I've been looking for.

[growling]

Mike Gofish.

'Hollywood super-producer.'

And, you are? Oh, who cares?

But, this bird, I must have him for my..

...next spectacular, "Raging Bird."

He's perfect.

I always thought I had a face

that only 30 million people could wove.

Hmm, you just need to gain weight for the role.

You know, put some meat on those hollow bones.

I've been chic.

Say, I think there might be a part in my flick for you too.

As the down-on-his-luck slobbering brother-in-law.

Oh!

Only, you'll have to lose a little weight.

pat pat pat

Hmm, tell you what?

Let's kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

You paddle us out to my yacht, and you can be lunch.

I, uh.. I mean, do lunch.

[laughs]

♪ Row row row my boat ♪

♪ Gently out to sea ♪

♪ One fat bird is all I need ♪

♪ For canary fricassee ♪♪

[giggling]

'Ah, here we are..'

My yacht.

[Hector panting]

My pubwic awaits!

Bring on the gwub!

Which way to the kitchen?

Ah, umm, well, this way?

'No, no, sorry, I mean, umm, this way.'

Come along, porky.

[laughs]

Now, where did I put that kitchen?

Ah!

crash

That's what I like about my ship.

Plenty of s-s-storage space.

crash

click

creak

At last!

I mean, uh, the last stop on our tour the kitchen.

Crepe suzette, creme brulee

'and, cheese souffle.'

slurp slurp slurp

And, here's a scrawny little bone for you.

Fetch.

[panting] Oh!

Whoa!

splash

slurp

I could just eat this food

but, hey, what fun would that be?

clank

(Sylvester) 'Through the beak and passed the gums.'

Look out stomach, here it comes!

- I think I'm getting full. - Oh, come on now.

(Sylvester) 'There's always room for this stuff.'

[burps]

Gosh, I'm stuffed, Mr. Dofish.

Am I ready for my role yet?

Yeah.

slurp

- Your sesame seed roll. - Uh-oh!

- It's the bad old puddy tat! - Ha!

[Tweety grunting]

crash

splash splash

[exhaling deeply]

creak

[grunting]

[Sylvester groaning]

Come back here, you saturated fat feast!

Whoa!

crash

splash

[Tweety grunting]

That puddy will never find me up here.

Now, where did that walking advertisement

for SLIMQUICK disappear to?

Ah!

Hmm.

A-ha!

ptooey ptooey

thud thud

clank

Whoa!

Woo!

crash

This must be the pooped deck.

thud

(Tweety) 'Help! Help!'

Help!

boing boing boing

[sneezes]

thud

I just need to powder my nose.

Oh, goodness. I shouldn't have had all those cappuccinos.

[growling]

You wouldn't wallop a guy

with designer glasses now, would ya?

thud

click click

Jean Claude!

There's film in your bath tub.

I, uh, must talk to the maid about that.

Property of James Caan film festival?

You stole these films!

Oui.I-I wanted to host the very first

floating film festival here aboard my yacht.

And I wanted your little shots

to add to my collection.

My little shots?

Your sight-seeing film shots.

A famous filmmaker like yourself would have made

a worthy addition to my festival.

But I'm no famous filmmaker.

I'm a famous detective!

Why, you're nothing but a James con-man!

What are you going to do?

[laughs]

Arrest me?

crash

Get him off of me!

My goodness, Tweety.

I better start buying you low-fat birdseed.

Oh, well. Cho much for being a Hollywood heavyweight.

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