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(Sylvester) Copenhagen, Denmark

where something's really rotten.

[teeth chattering]

(Sylvester) For starters, Granny stuck up

a Copenhagen bank.

Next, she stole Denmark's greatest Great Dane

in a sensational daylight dognapping.

And just so we didn't miss the point

she snatched candy from a baby.

To top it off, she stole a priceless mask of Victor Borge.

But why did Granny turn to crime?

(Granny) '"I don't know why Granny's turned to crime'

"says Danish Detective Nohans

"but we at INTERPOL always get our man.

[stammers] Uh, woman."

Well, boys, that's why we're here at Copenhagen

to clear my name.

I have suspect in sight

Granny.

(all) Granny?

Granny.

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

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Now, you three behave while I check us in.

[bell dinging]

(Sylvester) Things started off normal enough.

[Sylvester grunts]

[Hector growls]

[Hector snarls]

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[grunting]

Bellboy.

'Bellboy.'

(all) Huh?

[elevator dings]

[all grunt]

Goodness, where did that bellhop get to?

Moves pretty good for an old girl.

Such bad service.

Mr. Manager, you certainly run a loose ship.

[all grunt]

(imposter) 'Yoo-hoo.'

Oh, concierge

could you direct me to your restaurant?

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clang

I don't think I like this game.

[bell dinging]

Boy. Bellboy!

Oops, ha, ha.

Almost left my umbrella in your office.

pop pop pop

I'm getting confused.

Come to me, my yellow-bellied sap-supper.

Nice kitty.

(Sylvester) The bird wasn't the only one confused.

[Tweety blows raspberry]

(Granny) Sylvester, knock it off!

[elevator dings]

I'm tired.

Let's all get settled in our room

up on the 5th floor.

Granny is here.

Due to her spotless reputation, I won't arrest her now.

'But I will watch her every move.'

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She's approaching the 5th floor.

[elevator dings]

[gasps]

Excuse me, but isn't that your room over there?

[male voice] Listen, baldy, bother me again

and I'm calling security.

[female voice] I mean, uh..

Sorry, I need my rest.

But I am..

slam

...security.

Oh, uh, valet, can you have this dress dry-cleaned?

Here, you should get that coat done too.

I need more sleep.

(Granny) 'Good Danishes here.'

But there's something rotten in Denmark.

[laughs] Oh, I made a funny.

(Sylvester) She may have made a funny

but I wanted to make lunch.

I gotcha now.

whack

Now that's tough love.

pop

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(Sylvester) Well, here's a sight for sore eyes.

[gasps]

Humph. I'm starved and he's stuffed.

whack

thud

[in unison] Bad kitty! Bad kitty! Bad kitty!

Two Grannys. Two Grannys.

Hee-ha-ha. Two Grannys.

Two Grannys?

[groans]

(Sylvester) I knew I was on to something

a stretcher.

Oh, thank you for finding Sylvester.

(Sylvester) My head was spinning with clues.

Uh, here's an extra quarter.

(SYLVESTER) Without even knowing it, I'd already solved the mystery.

Two Grannys? Ha-ha-ha.

Seems like pussy needs a rabies shot.

We'll have to keep our eyes peeled, everyone.

Our imposter isn't about to appear at our front door.

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Oh, my, another bad hair day.

Oh, so that's where

all that extra weight's been going.

Uh, where's my shaver?

(Sylvester) Was I the only one picking up clues?

whack

I turned to my comrades for help.

whack

Why, you little..

whack whack

So there you are.

Well, Mr. Smarty-pants

aren't you gonna say

"Ooh, I thought I saw a pussycat"?

What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

Well, say your prayers, lunch.

[chomps]

[spits]

(Sylvester) That bird wasn't looking so good.

Then again, neither was I.

hiccup

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Nothing yet on Granny.

[elevator dings]

Going to Plan B.

Madame, may I have a moment?

You again!

Candy for a sweet lady?

[grunts]

Some other time, madam.

slam

[sighs]

[male voice] Dress up like Granny? Check.

Steal money and priceless art object? Check.

Attempt to frame Granny? Check.

Alas, poor Granny

I knew you well

once.

But you broke my heart

and I swore revenge.

That was a long time ago.

So I've been busy.

It all began so well.

But then she had to belittle my name.

[chuckles] Moo Goo-Guy Pan?

Eh, that's your full name?

[chuckles] Oh, it's so cute.

Yes. Ha, ha. Keep your voice down, please.

Eh, but I thought you said you were born in Butte, Montana?

I was. In a Chinese restaurant.

My birth certificate got mixed up

with the Number 2 Combination.

So I got named--

Moo goo gai pan?

[groaning]

Yes! Yes, that's my name!

Moo Goo-Guy Pan!

Must you mock me? Oh!

There, there. No one's making fun of you, Moogoo.

Uh, Moogooey.

[giggles]

Oh, I can't help it. It is so cute.

(Sylvester) So that was the motive.

"Moogooey."

That's what she called me a long time ago.

A man can change a lot over the years.

Tomorrow, Granny will steal

these rare Danish pastries.

After that, they'll lock the old girl up for keeps.

[laughs] Then I'll have revenge.

[laughing]

They always hide the ice machine in these places.

(Moo) 'Nice to see you too, Granny.'

(Moo as Granny) 'Ha-ha-ha!'

Granny? In someone else's room?

That tramp.

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(Tweety) Granny's a man?

[gasps]

Let me see that.

No wonder she hits so hard.

It also explains the Old Spice.

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(all) Whoa!

Ooh, you must be molting.

What are you three doing in my room?

Come on, take off.

Ooh.. Uh.. Uh..

Now, I've got myself a real canary.

[Sylvester yowls]

Now I got myselfa real canary.

[Hector growls]

[all grunting]

(Moo) This is ridiculous. How could you..

I want my little yellow bird!

[all grunting]

Housekeeping won't like this one bit.

Uh-oh.

(Nohans) 'You caught me surprised. Oh, no.'

[both grunting]

[Nohans grunts]

[moaning] I'm going with Plan C.

[groaning]

(Sylvester) Later, at the Rare Danish Pastry Exhibition

there was not one

but two Grannys in attendance.

[in unison] I believe this is yours. Thanks.

Oh, goodness, I'm late.

Which way is that pastry exhibit?

Hope they've got a good one, I'm hungry.

Look, a Canary Lover's Convention.

Swell, a feathered buffet.

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[gasps]

'I'm just not myself today.'

Oh, what a lovely little..

(female #1) He's got the most beautiful..

(female #3) ...canary I've ever seen.

[indistinct chatter]

Yes! I've died and gone to.. Hello.

(Moo) First, I'll take care of you.

Then that worn out Granny.

[grunting]

I've waited years to get that canary-loving old biddy.

Geriatric amateur ornithologists like her

shouldn't be allowed on the streets!

[all growling]

Oh..

[chuckles nervously]

[stammers] What I meant was--

[all shouting]

[grunting]

Power to the people. Ha, ha.

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[Tweety grunting]

[grunting]

[corset snaps]

[grunting]

Houdini, she ain't.

I know what you're thinking, Granny..

...but I love you.

I loved you then and I.. I always will.

Do I know you?

[cries]

[gasps] The stolen loot, candy, mask, and Great Dane.

Granny, your name is cleared.

Uh-uh, wait, please.

Oh, I remember now.

You're Moo Goo-Gai..

Oh. Oh, right, you hate that name.

He used to be a good man.

I'm sorry, detective.

You're sorry?

[spitting] I kissed his hand.

The bogus Granny is gone.

But I got a feeling we'll be seeing Moo Goo-Gai Pan again.

[laughs]

See? Can you say recurring character?

I'll show her.

Can't catch Moo Goo..

You know who.

[laughing]

(Sylvester) There was only one loose end.

"Get a canary," my children said.

"They're no trouble," they said.

"They make great pets." Kids!

swoosh

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