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No! No-no-no!
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Hey, Carol. Have you
seen my sleeping bag?
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It's in the garage.
Why do you want it?
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There's this
really cool concert
called Rock Festival 97.
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See, 50 of the hottest bands
are gonna be there.
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Me and J.T. and the girls
are gonna go up
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and camp on this
abandoned pig farm
and party all weekend.
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It is going
to be so happening.
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Yeah, and you are so
not going.
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Why not?
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Well, let's review.
Shall we?
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Deviant rock bands.
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A bunch of teenagers
sleeping side-by-side
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Without adult supervision
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except for what's left
of the Grateful Dead.
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I don't think so.
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Carol, come on.
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There's gonna be, like,
a zillion of us there.
What can possibly happen?
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What could happen?
Well, let's see...
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You're up there listening
to a group called Moral Sewage,
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and a guy named Viper
comes up
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and invites you to a party
in his sleeping bag,
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and nine months later
I have a grandson
named Snake Bite.
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So what are you saying?
We can't go to the concert?
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Was that a no?
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Carol.
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Gosh, you haven't changed
in 25 years!
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Well, thank you. Who are you?
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Let me see if this
jogs your memory.
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Frank,
this is Patti Pasorelli,
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my old friend
from high school.
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-Hi.
-Hi. Hi!
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Well, actually,
it's Patti Roberts now.
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! Honey. I'm so sorry.
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This is my husband.
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-This is Dave.
-Hi!
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Officer Dave Roberts.
How are ya?
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Officer. So you're
a policeman then?
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Yeah, 10-4, Frank.
State trooper.
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The big boys.
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- Well, gee, come on in.
Sit down, please. Here.
- Yes!
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Thank you.
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Well, my, my.
What--
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what brings you all
to Port Washington?
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Well, headquarters
is sending me down to Chicago
for the convention,
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to show off our new
prototype squad car.
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That baby's loaded with so much
crime-fighting technology,
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you could invade Baghdad
with it.
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See you guys later.
We're going to the movies.
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Yeah, we'll be able to sit
pretty much anywhere we want to
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because every other
teenager in town
will be at Rock Festival 97!
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Yeah. Yeah, but don't you
worry about us
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raisin' all kinds
of heck tonight.
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We'll make sure the movie's
suitable for youngsters.
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Then, afterwards,
we'll be down at the malt shop
having root beers with Potsie.
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Patti...
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These are my very bitter
children.
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Hi. I'm Patti.
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Well, they're mad at me
because I won't let them
go to Rock Festival 97.
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- Well, why not? You and I
had a great time at Woodstock.-...
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Wait a minute.
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Carol went to Woodstock?
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Then how come we can't
go to Rock Festival 97?
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Al.
Woodstock was...
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different.
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Really?
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Let's review. Shall we?
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Deviant rock bands, um,
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teenagers sleeping side-by-side,
and no adult supervision
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other than the Grateful Dead.
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Carol,
I don't think you need
to worry about the kids.
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I mean, it can't be nearly
as wild as Woodstock.
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I mean,
it's not like they're gonna
go up there and smoke pot
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and dance on a VW van
like you did.
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Patti, Patti...
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-Patti, I think you just
committed a "5-11."
-What?
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Getting your old friend in
trouble in front of her kids.
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Maybe I shouldn't
have said that.
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Yeah, you think so?
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Okay. Well, I get it.
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You got a little crazy
at Woodstock,
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so now we can't go
to Rock Festival 97.
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Look. I was young.
I only tried it once.
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It was a very stupid
thing to do,
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and I just don't want
the same thing to happen
to any of you.
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Carol. We're not going
there to do drugs.
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We're going there
to listen to music.
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Yes, well, I want to make
myself perfectly clear.
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I don't want you thinking
because I made a mistake
many, many years ago,
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that you guys
can do the same thing.
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Carol, it's not
going to happen, all right?
Trust me.
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I don't know.
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What do you think,
Frank?
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Well, honey...
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I appreciate
your concerns,
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but these are responsible
young people here, and...
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they know how we feel
about drugs,
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and my vote is that
we should let them go.
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Well...
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Okay.
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Rock Festival 97,
here we come!
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- We got a little time
before dinner, right?-
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What say we pile
into the squad car
and go prowling for perps?
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-All right!
-Can I ride shotgun?
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- No, I got dibs on it.
- Nuh.
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If you guys are good,
I'll let you wear the handcuffs.
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Well, Dave seems like
a very dedicated cop.
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A little too dedicated.
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Sometimes I think
the only way
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I can get his attention
is to dress up like a prowler
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and break into
my own house.
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Sounds like fun.
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Tonight, we celebrate
the three-month anniversary
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of my coming
to Port Washington
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with a fabulous French meal,
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cooked by a fabulous
French man, moi.
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I hope you can
come for dinner.
Jean-Luc is a wonderful chef.
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Hello.
Do you like snails?
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Of course you do.
Who doesn't?
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I picked them myself.
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And I named them.
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There's--There's Speedy.
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Slimy.
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Bob Dole.
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Wake up, Bob.
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Jean-Luc, this is my
old high school friend,
Patti Roberts.
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Enchante.
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And, Patti,
this is my partner,
Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux.
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-Rieupeyroux.
-Rieupeyroux.
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Carol, Rieupeyroux.
It's pronounced just
the way it's spelled.
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Rieupeyroux.
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Rieupeyroux.
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It's too bad you don't
use all of my consonants.
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Carol, I had no idea you had
a friend that was so...
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Amusing.
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Well, I haven't
seen her in years. I fact,
I barely recognized her.
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You know what?
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- I should go get our old
high school yearbook.
- My.
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- You wouldn't believe our
hair-dos at the senior prom.
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Um, Jean-Luc,
I've been such
a big fan of yours
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ever since you did
that fabulous makeover
on Katie Couric.
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Well, if she had silky,
beautiful hair like yours,
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I could have made her
into a media goddess.
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Really?
You like my hair?
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Well, yes.
Your hair is so...
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so silky and...
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It's, got such
gorgeous body.
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I could...
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I could do things
with you hair
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that would make your lover
tremble with desire.
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You Frenchmen.
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-You have...such a way
of making a woman feel special.
-Hey.
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It's, it's a gift.
We cannot build a car
worth doodly-squat,
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but, when it comes
to women, we...
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- We are the ultimate
driving machine.
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You are so much funnier
than my husband.
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Your husband?
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You have a husband?
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Well, isn't that
a fascinating little piece
of information to gather.
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After I've already
dazzled you with
my boyish-charm.
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Excuse me.
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No, I don't think so.
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You know...
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Maybe I shouldn't go
to Chicago with my husband.
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I mean,
it's so much fun...
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being here with you.
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You have
very strong shoulders.
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I like that.
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-I think maybe you just
hold this for me?
-Where are you going?
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Well, I think
one of my snails
made a break for it,
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so if I hurry up,
maybe I can catch up
with him.
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Bye-bye, Bob.
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Well, I guess...this is it.
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Man. This is so lame.
We're like a mile and a half
away from the stage.
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Yeah, I wanted to be
close enough so Lenny Kravitz
could sweat on me.
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Here, Karen, tell you what.
Use the binoculars.
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When Lenny comes on,
I'll toss a cup of water
in your face.
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but Rich and I are gonna
go sneak backstage.
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00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,262
Really? How are you
gonna manage that?
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We're gonna disguise
ourselves as roadies, man.
Check this out.
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Yeah, bro!
Let's crank up the amp
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and run some cable
over to that...
thing-a-majig.
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Excellent.
Party on, dudes!
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Hey, Al.
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-Hey, Will. I didn't know
you were going to be here.
-Yeah. Everybody's here.
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- Hey, I'm Will.
- Sorry.
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These are my sisters,
Dana and Karen.
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-This is Will Peters.
-Hey.
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Hey.
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So great concert
so far?
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00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,254
Yeah. Yeah,
I came with my uncle.
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He gave something that I think
will make it even better.
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-What?
-Come on.
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Come on.
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00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,567
This.
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-Marijuana?
-Shh!
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I don't think so.
198
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,706
Look, I never thought
I'd try it either,
199
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,577
but my uncle brought
a whole bunch of it,
and it's free.
200
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,579
No, thanks.
I'm not into it.
201
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,104
Hey, no problem.
But if you change
your mind,
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the party starts
at my uncle's van
in about ten minutes.
203
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,936
Okay, um, cool.
I might join you.
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Cool. See you.
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00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,809
Bye.
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00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:24,858
Al, are you serious?
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00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,860
You're thinking
about trying pot?
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00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:29,253
Yeah. Why not?
209
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,733
The president
of the United States
tried it.
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00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,213
Hey.
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The President
did not inhale.
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Yeah, right.
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00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,440
Well, I mean, second of all,
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the pot today
is, like, ten times stronger
than it was back then.
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00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:48,925
Plus there are very serious
beauty issues at stake here.
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Number one,
smoking pot takes the moisture
right out of your skin.
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Number two, it can leave you
with premature crow's feet
from going like this.
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Karen,
let me handle this.
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00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:15,430
You know, Dana, spare me
the--the "just say no" speech,
okay?
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I'm not gonna lecture you.
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It's not like you're
the only person I've ever known
who wanted to try pot.
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00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,219
I had this friend
in high school, Adam Wall.
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Smart guy. Debate team.
Wanted to be a lawyer.
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00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,747
Of course, then he started
smoking pot all the time,
dropped out of school,
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started dealing,
and got arrested.
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I know how it's addictive,
it's illegal, it can lead
to harder drugs,
227
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but I'm talking about
trying it one time.
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And this is my life,
and if I want to do it,
I will. Okay?
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Dave.
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Hey, look.
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That's me.
In my cheerleading
uniform?
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00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:06,655
Hey, Frank.
Could you give me
some of that runny cheese?
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00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:10,702
Now, for the
piece de resistance,
petite filet mignon.
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The choicest fresh cut.
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00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,925
Jean-Luc,
you have been slaving
over this dinner all day.
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00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,710
Come.
Sit down next to me.
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Is that okay with you,
Dave?
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00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,410
Yeah. Come on.
Have a seat.
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Okay.
I accept your friendly,
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completely non-romantic
invitation.
241
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:31,158
- Jean-Luc,
you're so funny.
242
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,900
I think it's time
for a toast.
243
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:40,080
Everybody, let's drink
to fraternity, equality,
and fidelity.
244
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,430
Everybody clink.
Clink, clink, clink.
245
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,563
Okay.
246
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:51,047
- I'm gonna go check
the creme brulee.-
247
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,658
I think I'll help.
248
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,618
It's good meat.
249
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,319
You know...
250
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,539
I just love desserts
that are hot--
251
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,551
Well, I think I've
ruined my creme brulee.
So there's nothing for it.
252
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:20,642
I must go to the nearest
creme bruleestore.
253
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,992
There's no
creme bruleestore.
254
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,473
Well, of course there is.
It's new.
255
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,128
It's called
the International House
of Creme Brulee.
256
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,652
You know, the "IHOCB."
257
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,352
I'll just go with him.
258
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,660
- Jean-Luc, wait.
- Patti. Stop, okay?
259
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:42,011
This is not going to happen.
This is not going to happen.
260
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:46,320
The last thing
I would do is get involved
with a married woman.
261
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:49,584
Okay, the last thing
I would really do is put
a live lobster in my shorts,
262
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:52,761
but this is close.
263
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:56,983
Okay.
I know that I shouldn't be
flirting with you, but...
264
00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:00,464
I don't feel
like I'm married.
265
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:04,642
I mean, my husband
doesn't even look at me.
266
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,212
It's like I'm invisible.
267
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,783
Okay, look.
Come over here. Sit down.
268
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,960
Come on.
We'll talk about this.
269
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,658
-Come on. No, it's--
-No, no, no--
270
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,312
Let me ask you this...
271
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,098
you love your husband?
272
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:30,320
Yeah.
I mean, I know it's hard
to believe, but...
273
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,800
underneath
that knucklehead,
274
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:36,022
there's a sweet,
sensitive guy.
275
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:39,982
We used to go
for long walks, and...
276
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,463
he was happy
just to talk to me.
277
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:47,033
Well, why you don't
just, tell him that you
really miss that guy?
278
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,948
You really wish
that guy would come back?
279
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,389
Yes, but I don't think
he's the kind of man
280
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,826
that is going
to respond to a hint.
281
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,567
I think you need
to sit him down
282
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,743
and look him in the eye
and say, "I love you.
283
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,006
"We have a problem.
284
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:07,053
I want you
to pay attention to me.
Then we have no problem."
285
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,316
Do you think
that would work?
286
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,972
Well, it's either that,
or smack him upside the head
with a two by four.
287
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,062
I really do
think it will work.
288
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:19,152
In fact, I give you
the Rieupeyroux guarantee--
289
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,328
eternal marital bliss,
290
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,895
or free haircuts
for the rest of your life.
291
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,203
Either way, you're a winner.
292
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,031
Okay.
293
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,641
-Okay, yeah.
-I-I-I--
294
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,208
-I'll give it a shot.
-Good.
295
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,210
-Okay.
-Good. That's good.
296
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,255
I'm going to go
in the other room
and get Dave.
297
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,822
Jean-Luc...
298
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,259
Thank you.
299
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,131
You're a really nice guy.
300
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:46,266
Don't spread it around.
Women love a bad boy.
301
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:54,230
Dave?
Dave. Hi. Um...
302
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,842
You--you need to go
into the living room
and talk to Patti.
303
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:03,370
-I'm eating.
-Not anymore, steak boy.
Come on.
304
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,677
You see, there's a domestic
dispute in the living room,
and you're part of it.
305
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,549
Something wrong with Patti?
306
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,726
That's a big 10-4,
Robo Cop.
307
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,514
What's going on?
308
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,734
Carol, it's a long story.
309
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,431
But, basically,
310
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,651
Dave has not been paying
enough attention to Patti,
311
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,957
and--and she made a...
312
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,916
she made a pass at me.
313
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,049
Actually, that is the story.
314
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,616
Anyway, let's just eat.
315
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:37,012
I tell you, these mushrooms
are incredible, Jean-Luc.
What is your secret?
316
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,361
They're snails.
317
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,119
Hey, Will.
318
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,295
Welcome to the party,
man.
319
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,950
Come on in.
320
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,522
You can call me Buzz.
321
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:12,526
Hey, Buzz.
322
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:15,006
Woah!
323
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:21,100
My hand's on backwards.
324
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,846
It's okay. I fixed it.
325
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,682
It's okay. Now...
326
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,598
Rock Festival 72,
327
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:45,776
that was a total
kick-butt party.
328
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,649
Rock--Rock Festival 72?
329
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:49,867
Yeah.
330
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,000
Um, how old are you?
331
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,785
35.
332
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,179
No, wait...
333
00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:00,313
51.
334
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,577
I don't know.
I kinda lost track.
335
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:07,668
That's how good this stuff is.
Help yourselves.
336
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:14,065
I smoked, like,
half of one joint...
337
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,416
and right now...
338
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:19,810
my feet
are totally paralyzed.
339
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,119
-Your feet are paralyzed?
-Totally.
340
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,382
This won't even hurt.
Watch.
341
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,874
No wonder I didn't feel it.
342
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:44,313
It's not my foot. Man...
343
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,577
This stuff is really good.
344
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:53,366
You know what?
I...
345
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,324
don't wanna smoke pot.
346
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,459
-Me neither.
-Fine.
347
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:03,071
Do your own thing.
348
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,160
I'll just stay
here and...
349
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,641
fix my other hand.
350
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,218
Hey, Karen. Dana.
351
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,915
Hey, Al.
352
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:33,057
You have nothing
to worry about, Dana.
I didn't do it.
353
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,581
Like I said,
I'm not your mother.
354
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,278
I'm not gonna
check up on you.
355
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,632
She's clean.
356
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,262
Freeze! Police!
357
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,386
One more time?
358
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,344
Just one more time,
then you can go to bed.
359
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,607
Okay, put this on.
360
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:47,871
You're weird.
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