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喂，人字拖啊
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獨贏過關，三串七
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三場四，四場八，八場三
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各一萬，人字拖啊
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-喂，誰找八達通？
-我是艾唯
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妳還打電話來幹嘛？
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我都說我已經出家做和尚了，艾唯？
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-你在哪兒啊？
-我也不知自己在哪兒
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這些凡塵俗世妳就別問啦
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-你去死
-彼此彼此
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如果死可以解決一切
我就不用出家了
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-你不得好死
-妳好粗魯啊，艾唯
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西門子304復刻板
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改裝過，上面紅外線
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右邊保險絲，走左邊
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喂，人字拖，位置補票
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三場四，四場八，八場三，各一萬
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最近，我領略到一個人生道理
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就是以有限去換取無限
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這個世界女人無限
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我們精力有限
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用有限去泡無限，輸定
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所以我決定
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以後不去泡無限妞
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只有集中精神，去泡個有錢妞
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要發財，一個方法
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吃軟飯
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-好
-你也說好啊？
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-過多點
-過多點嗎？
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-過多點
-還過？
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過多點，過多點
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過多點
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過多點…
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-別過…
-過多點…
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…第四
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-這樣也輸個馬鼻
-輸死你啊，人字拖
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你滾開點
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-搞定啦
-搞定也不說？
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不是很多啊
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好痛啊
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-好痛啊
-李太，別這麼緊張啊
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妳夾著腿，怎麼生呢？
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放鬆，把腿張開
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把腿張開啦，哎啊
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喂，你做什麼？
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你懂英文嗎？
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胃藥來的，八十九塊一隻
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愛貪小便宜，什麼都偷
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這個叫泰素
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化療用的，八千塊一隻
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要偷就偷這個嘛
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放鬆點，放鬆
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現在用勁推，用勁，用勁
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吸氣，呼氣
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好，生出來了
妳看，是男孩還是女孩？
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喂
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包租公，搞定了，正在下來
在B座會合
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巴塞隆納那個B？
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Boy的B啦？
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好傢伙
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那就在Boy座會合啊
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Boy的B
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自然點
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我像被人搞大了肚子
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你就像鐘樓駝俠，怎麼自然？
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-兩位兩位，請問…
-別問
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駝背和大肚皮做不得醫生嗎？
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你是不是歧視傷殘人士？
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控制台
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-喂？徐醫生，是
-有兩個可疑人物從藥房走出來
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有這麼急的急診？
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走啊
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跳
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分頭走
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別讓人抓到，抓到別供我
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-喂…有沒有搞錯？
-不好意思
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-出去
-不好意思啊
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三號…
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不好意思啊
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都說買九號了
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他怎么样了？
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別這樣，沒事的
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爸，你撐住啊，爸
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不好意思啊
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爸，為什麼
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為什麼啊？
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你哪位？
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他貴姓？
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姓陳
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不好意思，我搞錯了
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怎麼是姓陳？
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不好意思，讓讓
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對不起啊
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醫生醫生
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恭喜妳啊，李太
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好可愛啊，白白胖胖，2.8公斤
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-是嗎？我抱一下，我抱一下
-抱一下
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-好可愛，你看
-我女兒怎樣？
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母子平安
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很順利，很快生了
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出來了
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敏兒
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怎麼樣？妳好棒啊，你看，寶寶多帥
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-很像我
-怎麼樣，痛不痛啊？
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妳累了，進去休息一下
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先休息一下
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好可愛啊
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李醫生，交給你
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敏兒
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站住
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他們在哪裡？
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他們上了三樓
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我們上去看看
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馬克斯
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記不記得妳答應過我什麼？
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妳說
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我們倆一起去阿拉斯加
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找一間全白色的教堂舉行婚禮
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我們現在就去
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嫁給我
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我跟卡爾文結婚了
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把寶寶給我
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妳玩玩而已
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我跟你說清楚，我們合不來
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-你把寶寶給我
-合不來我可以改啊
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無論如何，我一定要帶妳走
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別跑
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哇
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喂，朋友
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尾場啊，千萬別買九號，買六號啊
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六號？
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-抓住他
-我的馬報？
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救命！
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敏兒，妳撐住
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-好痛，好痛
-給我敏兒，給我敏兒
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妳沒事吧？
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追
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馬克斯，你別跑…
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-讓開，讓開
-抓住他
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截住他，在電梯口截住他們
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-別過來啊
-冷靜點
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-別過來啊
-冷靜
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-關掉所有電梯
-冷靜點
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走開啊，別過來
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你搶走我敏兒，還搶走我兒子
你還當我是兄弟嗎？
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-寶寶給我
-別過來啊
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你別亂來
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-你冷靜點，別這樣
-敏兒
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妳跟我走啊
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我們一起把寶寶養大
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你瘋了
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把寶寶還給我
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-跟我走啊
-冷靜點
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別吵了
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-冷靜點
-你不要吵了
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-小心寶寶
-別過來
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別搶我的寶寶，別搶我兒子啊
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趁亂走吧
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-別過來
-把寶寶給我
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扶住她
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快去幫忙，快去，快
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快救寶寶…
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-小心
-掉下去了
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掉下去了
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毛巾，快給毛巾
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寶寶
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他沒事吧
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拉我上來
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不要怕，接住了
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了不起，多謝
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-謝謝
-快去救人
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哎
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哎啊，藥都掉了
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-早叫你別偷藥啦
-糟了糟了，你的威而鋼全掉了
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上…
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九號…
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上…
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再買再買，這裡三千塊誰的？
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多少匹馬力？
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-這是小朋友開的
-什麼小朋友？我問你多少匹馬力
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小朋友，小朋友，害怕什麼？
小朋友，開玩笑嘛
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其實我早就看中這輛了
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爽快點，給我下訂搞定它
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好，預備，開始
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到
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到
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如果你連頭髮都感覺得到
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那任何鎖都難不倒你了
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頭髮真的好難感覺到
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喂，只有一萬多塊
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不，你看
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那麼大塊魚翅？
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哎呀
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快走啊
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咬到要打瘋狗針啊
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媽咪呀，超人
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七叔，吉品，四個頭
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一萬多塊一顆
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-這裡上百顆呢
-這才像樣
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三邊…
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閒家三點，莊家七點，莊贏
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-多少錢？
-八萬三千八百塊
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這裡夠了，多了當打賞
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為什麼不用信用卡？
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那只是打賞
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信用卡
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信用卡
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-我再看看，妳在門口等我，好嗎？
-好吧
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先生，你這張是壽司店的八折卡
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我當然知道
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算上這一堆吧
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00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,542
-拿去分吧
-耍什麼花樣？
213
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,292
耍什麼花樣…
214
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:16,083
輸不起就別賭啊
215
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,250
不還就扁你
216
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,167
回頭還給你
217
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,667
好
218
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,292
老公啊
219
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,958
你幹嘛愛把錢藏在冰箱裡？
220
00:14:38,292 --> 00:14:39,500
為什麼？
221
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:42,250
這個是保險箱，妳不記得啦？
222
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,708
老婆，我們兒子都死了很久啦
223
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,458
妳別這麼傻啦
224
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,417
-謝謝
-這品牌的東西美極了
225
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:08,167
但我訂了一條更美，百多萬
過幾天就到了
226
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,417
小姐，試一試
新出的紙巾，任何花味都有
227
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,167
試一試，任何花味都有
228
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,583
人字拖，還錢哪，別跑
229
00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:34,000
嗨，麥克爹地
230
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,042
嗨
231
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,500
我最喜歡跟你聊天了
232
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,291
因為跟小的沒得聊
233
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,208
一聊就打打殺殺，你看他們
234
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,917
可知道我為何喜歡跟你借錢？
235
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,167
因為呢，你既有愛心，也有同情心
還有良心
236
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,875
是不是？說中了
237
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:56,917
還有，你有智慧
238
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,542
我欠你十萬
239
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,250
分一百期還，每期還一千，好不好？
240
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:05,833
一言為定
241
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:07,042
喂
242
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,708
我最討厭牙尖嘴利
243
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,292
我要過日子的
244
00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:36,333
別過來
245
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,624
麥克爹地，開玩笑的
246
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,083
很好笑嗎？
247
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,458
你別逼我，你逼我跳了
248
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,042
-跳啊
-啊？
249
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,417
你…你不是來真的吧？
250
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,917
跳啊
251
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,333
你不是想搞出人命嗎？
252
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,875
我不想啊，是你搞的嘛
253
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,875
-拿相機，拍下來
-好，老大
254
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,167
喂，喂
255
00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,292
我摔死了，你就收不到錢
256
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:03,750
對你對我都不好吧？
257
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,041
不好？挺好啊
258
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,542
因為最近我常收不到賬
就當殺一儆百
259
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:12,792
跳啊
260
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:15,167
-不…不要，麥克爹地
-不跳？
261
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,375
不跳…
262
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,250
不跳？
263
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:28,583
你怎知道我想什麼？
264
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,249
沒事，下來呀，追我啊
265
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,542
下去？
266
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:43,875
我鏟你下去
267
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,833
人字拖，我一定找到你
268
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:53,792
哇
269
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,042
你搞什麼，朋友？
270
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,833
修理空調，沒事沒事，回去吧
271
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,875
-老大，有警察
-警察來了
272
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,458
走
273
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,167
人字拖
274
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,000
莫史迪，真巧啊，沒見到你
275
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,458
老是說這句話
276
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,625
昨天同學會為什麼不出現啊？
277
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,333
同學會？
278
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,416
-沒有人打電話給我
-沒有？
279
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,375
沒有啊
280
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,042
-小學還是中學？
-小學啊
281
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,333
自己來啊
282
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:45,333
自己人不用吧？
283
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,792
打麻將而已，用不著這樣玩命跳吧
284
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,583
你比我爸爸更能幹
285
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,583
我哪裡比妳爸爸能幹？
286
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,124
你爸爸再次成為亞洲區十大富豪之一
287
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,083
（亞洲10大富豪）
288
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:13,833
如果我有妳爸爸一半本事
那就太好啦
289
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,208
我爸爸會很鐘意你
290
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,541
我也會很鐘意妳爸爸
291
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,500
還有妳
292
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,458
我的英語有沒有進步啊？
293
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:30,500
我想到車裡拿根雪茄…慶祝一下
294
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:31,708
妳慢慢吃吧
295
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,750
白燕，妳站住，幫我看住她
296
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:38,958
站住，站住，妳不是吧
297
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,125
妳有沒有搞錯啊？
298
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,625
打扮像隻雞
知不知道這是高級地方？
299
00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:48,500
用腦子想想啊
跟蹤我就別打扮成這樣啊
300
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:49,875
不說了，離婚
301
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:51,874
我在工作啊
302
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,167
當然知道妳在工作
難道這打扮是興趣？
303
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:58,167
剛才范妮說見到你，我就來了
304
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,583
你…裡面那個是誰？
305
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,375
裡面那個當然是女人啦
談生意不是女就是男
306
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,542
難道清一色男人才談得生意嗎？
妳這都不信任我，離婚
307
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,250
你好幾個月沒回來，我好掛念你
308
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,583
掛什麼啊？
309
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,875
要不是我十八歲年少無知跟妳結婚
310
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,417
也不會搞成現在這樣
311
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,208
妳逼得我透不過氣啊
312
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:21,750
不說了，離婚
313
00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:25,333
-對不起啦
-什麼對不起？
314
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:28,000
妳沒有對不起我
妳是對不起妳自己啊
315
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,499
拜托妳啦，有時間就讀點書啦
316
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,833
如果妳多懂一些，妳就不會搞成這樣
317
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:34,500
妳就不會打扮成這樣啦
318
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,458
妳知不知道兩夫妻
最重要的相處之道是什麼啊？
319
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,500
信任啊
320
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,292
空間啊
321
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,292
我現在連氣都透不過來
322
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,042
離婚
323
00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,125
怎麼離？
324
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,333
-我有了
-什麼?
325
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,917
什麼？
326
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,292
我有了寶寶
327
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,375
不會吧？
328
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,667
我什麼時候見過妳啊？
329
00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:04,625
那晚你喝醉了，又沒戴隱形眼鏡
330
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,166
妳有沒…妳有沒有道德啊，大哥？
331
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,333
明知我沒戴隱形眼鏡，妳踢開我嘛
332
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:12,000
避孕這種事我不會，我不懂啊
333
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,375
妳真是
334
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:19,625
妳知道，寶寶的事我就…
335
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,375
我就不太鐘意
336
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:22,542
如果有了寶寶
337
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,000
妨礙我們二人世界就不太好了
338
00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:28,958
妳真的檢查清楚，肯定是
只是三個月，對吧？
339
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:30,750
這樣吧，事不宜遲
340
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,042
等會上深圳馬上做掉它
341
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,583
三個月了，拖不得的
342
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,875
我愛妳
343
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,083
來，事不宜遲
344
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:47,792
等等…
345
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,208
深圳那麼遠
妳穿成這樣就別走路去啦
346
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,542
搭巴士去
347
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:57,917
進去進去
348
00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:08,500
你告訴我，人字拖現在在哪裡？
349
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:09,875
他死了
350
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:14,417
你，請息怒，身體要緊
351
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:16,958
照舊
352
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:19,667
照舊潑油漆，補拍幾張相片
353
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:22,791
吃飯時，關窗關門，好不？
354
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,167
別發火，身子要緊
355
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,458
不好意思
356
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:32,666
-人字拖
-你叫他幹嘛？
357
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,499
-人字拖，回來看老爸啊？
-是啊
358
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,667
跟這種人打招呼幹嘛，拖累了整個村
359
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,083
不好意思，太太，慢慢走
360
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,333
慢慢
361
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,708
快點
362
00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:50,583
幹什麼？
363
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,792
-你搞我好了，別搞我家人
-大哥，你不露面
364
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,917
我不知道你住哪
不來這裡，上哪找去？
365
00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:04,125
大哥，你想幹嘛？
366
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:08,333
捉牢啊
367
00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,375
有錢自然會還給你
368
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:12,249
你再搞我家人，下次你就死定
369
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,208
知不知道？
370
00:23:13,917 --> 00:23:14,875
幫他上來
371
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:17,625
哇
372
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,500
今天這麼熱鬧啊
373
00:23:20,917 --> 00:23:22,167
全部到齊了？
374
00:23:25,292 --> 00:23:26,208
雙生妹
375
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:27,291
長這麼高了，阿婷
376
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,792
快點過來，舅舅買了東西給妳們
377
00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,792
這些全是妳們的
378
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,208
妳們自己分啊
379
00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:36,333
這個也是妳們的
380
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:38,750
這個，四妹的
381
00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,958
這個，三妹，給妳的健康枕頭
382
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:45,875
給妳的暖爐
383
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,625
爸爸，你也有
384
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,375
知道你腰疼，電動按摩器
385
00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:53,458
你回來做什麼？
386
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,292
你不是死了嗎？
387
00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,083
別一回來就咒我死吧，爸爸
388
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,667
臭小子，你看看你現在
389
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:05,500
我生你時候是那樣
你現在變成這樣？
390
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,333
小時候叫你讀書
將來做醫生啊，做律師
391
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,374
求校長讓你就讀名校
392
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:15,167
沒想到你讀來讀去還是一堆屎
393
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:17,417
難道不是律師就不是你兒子嗎？
394
00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:19,417
我也想做律師、建築師、醫生
395
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,125
我還想做特首，做得到才行啊
396
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:25,124
我跟你媽這麼千辛萬苦
397
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:26,417
省吃儉用
398
00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:29,667
省下的錢是給誰去讀書啊？
399
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,208
我不是不讀書，我是讀書不成嘛
400
00:24:34,292 --> 00:24:36,458
-你不要這麼頑固
-我頑固？
401
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:39,333
我現在不好嗎？
你看，我現在不好嗎？
402
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:40,792
你好什麼？
403
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:43,125
你敢說你現在在做什麼嗎？
404
00:24:43,542 --> 00:24:44,708
開賭嗎？
405
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,042
我現在做生意，是個商人
406
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,458
做生意，做什麼生意啊？
407
00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,458
吃喝嫖賭玩樂
408
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:55,667
還是裝覬子
409
00:24:55,792 --> 00:24:58,833
還是在欺騙人家，還在騙人你
410
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:00,791
小時候叫我讀名校，長大就叫我賺錢
411
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:01,833
大哥，不要
412
00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:06,167
現在我不就賺錢，賺了錢回來
你們要的東西我都買回來
413
00:25:06,292 --> 00:25:08,749
我有沒有錯啊？血汗錢來的
414
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,583
你以為你有錢就了不起啊？
415
00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:13,708
我要你是腳踏實地，憑著良心去賺錢
416
00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:14,833
我現在做錯了什麼？
417
00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:17,375
我…我都不知道…我做錯什麼了？
我做錯什麼了？
418
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:21,542
我現在懷疑你這些東西
不知道從哪偷來、騙來、搶來
419
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:24,708
不知道是偷來的，還是搶來的
420
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,625
統統扔掉
421
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,292
拿走啊，走啊
422
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:31,583
走啊
423
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,375
-爸
-這個也扔了吧
424
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:35,667
滾
425
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:37,042
-走啦
-哥
426
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,042
-你先走吧
-我沒生過你
427
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:40,917
我沒有你這不肖子
428
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:44,292
全家人都不想見到你這臭小子
429
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:45,750
拿走啊
430
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,375
走啊
431
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,439
（還錢）
432
00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:28,500
老公
433
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:34,833
老公
434
00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:36,458
你有沒有事啊？
435
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:38,583
這是不是我們的房間？
436
00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:41,458
是啊，這是我們的房間啊
437
00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:43,000
-是我們的房間？
-是啊
438
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:44,542
是我們的房間啊
439
00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:46,417
有人來偷竊啊
440
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,750
-什麼？
-偷竊啊
441
00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:51,792
狗日的，偷竊，哪個混蛋？
442
00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,958
不要緊，老公
443
00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:56,375
最要緊寶寶沒事嘛
444
00:26:57,542 --> 00:26:59,458
我現在去收拾一下，好嗎？
445
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:04,792
偷竊！
446
00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:17,875
-喂
-包租公
447
00:27:18,042 --> 00:27:20,583
-七叔，怎麼了？
-我聽說你想退休
448
00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:21,583
你賺夠了嗎？
449
00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:23,917
現在有宗大買賣給你，你做不做啊？
450
00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:26,625
我幾時說過退休啊？我現在啥都做
451
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:47,874
人字拖，有麻將局
452
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,250
二二零零，老地方
453
00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:57,333
供不起就別充大頭鬼啊
454
00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,792
雄哥，先別發火，來
455
00:27:59,917 --> 00:28:02,083
-幾百塊拿去喝茶，消消氣吧
-一個月拖幾次車
456
00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:03,958
-不要
-再不去按按摩出出火
457
00:28:04,042 --> 00:28:06,875
-拿去啦
-不要，不要啊
458
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:10,708
臭矮子，算你狠
459
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:14,542
你拖一輩子車吧
460
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,500
生個仔出來比你更矮
461
00:28:33,417 --> 00:28:35,833
阿通啊，我的冰箱是你開的？
462
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,250
你是不是約了人字拖，都幾點啦？
463
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,749
現在有宗大買賣，我拿不定主意
464
00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:46,125
就覺得
465
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:47,792
-應該…
-又被潑油漆？
466
00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:49,708
次次你都穿白襯衫
467
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,667
很好看嗎？
468
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,291
我的冰箱是不是你開的？
469
00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,375
是我被潑油漆，你這麼兇幹嘛？
470
00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,542
你以為他倆好過啊？進醫院啦
471
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,750
你想說什麼？
472
00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:04,292
有宗大買賣
473
00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:06,375
我拿不定主意
474
00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:07,874
不用說了，我現在啥都做
475
00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:11,124
這次買賣很複雜，有七百萬
但雖然有七百萬…
476
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,749
-什麼？
-什麼，七百萬？
477
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,083
-七百萬？
-七百萬，做什麼？
478
00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:16,542
聽我說，很複雜
479
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,874
-別廢話了，動手做吧
-你們聽我說嘛
480
00:29:20,958 --> 00:29:22,291
有七百萬啥都做，都甭說
481
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,417
-七百萬，開玩笑
-開車
482
00:29:24,542 --> 00:29:25,708
關好車門
483
00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:43,458
小心點啊
484
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,417
扶住，扶住，來
485
00:30:03,917 --> 00:30:05,417
喂，包租公啊
486
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:07,750
-扶住我
-我們進去行了
487
00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:09,125
這次我要自己來
488
00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,667
偷什麼那麼重要，要自己來啊？
489
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,833
你別管，總之你在裡面開門
490
00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:17,083
我在下面等你
491
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,292
沒了，我想全帶出去了
492
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,000
-只剩下一點點外幣
-不會吧
493
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,208
包租公呢？
494
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,417
他可能在翻另一個大夾萬
495
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:29,458
這女人好面熟啊
496
00:31:45,042 --> 00:31:46,042
幹嘛？
497
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,708
你倆在做什麼？
498
00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:08,083
瘋了
499
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,874
送給他爺爺
500
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:10,833
什麼爺爺？
501
00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:12,083
你給我
502
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,333
-幹嘛？
-連你也騙我？
503
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:15,667
你餵他吃什麼？
504
00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,667
-喂，什麼事呀？
-出事了
505
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,542
七叔啊，搞定了
506
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,583
龍蝦灣，是嗎？
507
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,167
好，收到
508
00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:47,042
你做什麼？你知不知道在做什麼？
509
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:51,250
我們說好，姦淫擄掠
殺人放火不做的
510
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,750
我說過是人家豪門恩怨，你甭管
511
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:55,374
我們抱走寶寶，交給他爺爺
512
00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:57,541
十五分鐘驗一驗血就完事了
513
00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:59,291
-你給他吃了什麼？
-我哪有？
514
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:01,875
-只是給他吃些安眠藥，讓他入睡
-安眠藥？
515
00:33:02,417 --> 00:33:03,500
你還是人嗎？
516
00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:05,292
你餵嬰兒吃安眠藥？
517
00:33:06,458 --> 00:33:09,250
我們說好，做賊都要有道德
518
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,583
是你教我們的，你忘了？
519
00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:12,999
道德，是給你參考用的
520
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,292
適當時候我們要隨機應變啦
521
00:33:15,417 --> 00:33:17,750
是嬰兒啊，你早該跟我們商量啊
522
00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:19,333
我早就說要商量了
523
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:22,125
我一說七百萬，你們就說什麼都偷
一個使勁推我上車
524
00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,833
一個誇我了得，叫我怎麼說？
525
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,000
我怎麼說啊，大哥？
526
00:33:25,292 --> 00:33:26,167
大哥？
527
00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,417
不行
528
00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:30,125
你做什麼？
529
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,000
-送他回去
-這你也說得出口？
530
00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:34,333
-你竟說這種話？再說一次
-送他回去
531
00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:37,833
誰養了你十幾年？
誰養了你十幾年？
532
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:40,749
誰教你開鎖？
533
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,333
誰教你開夾萬？
534
00:33:43,292 --> 00:33:44,374
沒有我，你會做什麼，你知不知道？
535
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,583
你只會賭錢
536
00:33:45,708 --> 00:33:47,500
你只會泡妞而已，先生
537
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,833
對不起，你知不知道我最近環境
538
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,958
你知不知道啊？
539
00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:53,667
你大嫂最近瘋了一半，你知道的
540
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:56,167
我的眼睛，越來越看不清東西
541
00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:58,792
可能將來要變瞎子
你明白我意思嗎？
542
00:33:58,917 --> 00:34:00,750
今晚我為何要親自出馬？
543
00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:03,125
我為什麼要親自出馬，你知不知道？
544
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:04,625
你有沒有想像力啊？
545
00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:06,292
想到沒有？
546
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:08,667
我被人偷竊啊
547
00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:12,875
那狗日的偷竊，我三百萬全沒了
548
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:15,375
全…全沒了
549
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:17,125
誰養我？
550
00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:19,500
誰養我啊，是不是你？
551
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,667
是不是你養我，是不是你？
552
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,042
是不是你養我啊？
553
00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:27,583
我這是造了什麼孽啊？
554
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:31,292
連我都被偷竊，真是晚節不保啊
555
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:34,167
千年道行一朝喪，棺材本都沒了
556
00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:36,917
你倆甭理我了，我自己搞定
557
00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:38,375
我自己會搞定
558
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:40,292
我一向都是單人匹馬
559
00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:41,583
-單人匹馬
-包租公
560
00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:43,792
上車啦
561
00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:36,750
回家睡覺啦
562
00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:39,499
要不是我開這種車，你能搶在前面？
563
00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:40,708
吃塵你
564
00:35:51,792 --> 00:35:53,833
王八蛋，擋路？
565
00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:57,583
你開這樣的車也想搶在前面？
我就真的吃塵
566
00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:07,542
別鬥車，小心寶寶啊
567
00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:09,792
你瘋啦，讓他搶在前面又怎樣？
568
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:15,208
-喂？七叔啊
-你到了龍蝦灣沒有？
569
00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:16,625
差不多了，你呢？
570
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:19,917
五分鐘內到
不過現在前面有個混蛋擋著
571
00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:22,917
我們也正跟一個王八較量
572
00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,375
你可千萬別遲啊，買家準時到的
573
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:26,417
沒問題
574
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,875
你小心點，盡快擺脫那個混蛋啊
575
00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:30,874
你放心吧
576
00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:34,083
當年我可是東望洋最快圈速的
577
00:36:34,167 --> 00:36:35,042
就這樣
578
00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,292
喂，老闆
579
00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:48,625
我要盡快證實
那個小鬼是否我洪家的人
580
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,375
其他的可以幹掉
581
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,875
記住，只要那個小鬼
582
00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:55,333
知道
583
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,667
先生，不好意思，剛才你超速
麻煩你等一等
584
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,375
都怪你，叫你別鬥車了
585
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,000
我想告訴大家一件事
586
00:37:16,542 --> 00:37:18,875
我不但被扣滿分，還停過三次牌
587
00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:22,333
啊？你被扣滿分還敢做賊？
588
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:26,042
請問，被扣滿分跟做賊有什麼關係？
589
00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:28,375
做賊要開車啊，大哥
590
00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:30,250
快閃過來吧
591
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:46,667
喂，有什麼不對勁，其他的全做掉
592
00:37:46,792 --> 00:37:48,167
最要緊是搶回寶寶
593
00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:50,333
-槍都準備好了
-聰明
594
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,375
不是含，是吹啊，先生
595
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,917
先生，請鉸下車窗，謝謝
596
00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:08,250
鉸下車窗
597
00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:09,792
謝謝合作，謝謝
598
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,083
先生，請打開那袋子看看
599
00:38:15,417 --> 00:38:16,750
裡面是什麼？
600
00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:18,541
裡面是什麼？
601
00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:20,875
-這袋？
-是啊，請打開來看看
602
00:38:22,042 --> 00:38:24,042
-謝謝合作，打開看看
-好啊
603
00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:27,292
請合作，謝謝
604
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:39,874
後退啊，我拿著槍，你找死啊
605
00:38:39,958 --> 00:38:41,625
-是，大哥
-你裝什麼酷啊？
606
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:43,875
有輛車開走了
607
00:38:44,042 --> 00:38:46,791
快追…
608
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:47,958
走啊，走啊
609
00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:53,458
指揮部，我們是衝鋒隊
有輛黑色房車退後逃
610
00:38:56,917 --> 00:39:00,417
那面包車跑了，分頭追
衝鋒車，追他們
611
00:39:03,792 --> 00:39:05,833
這條街怎麼這麼暗？
612
00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:07,667
喂，你忘了開車頭燈啊
613
00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:14,874
-你怎麼開車的你？
-看看小孩怎樣
614
00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:16,958
小孩？從頭到尾我都抱緊的
615
00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:17,916
行行行
616
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,958
不行，夾得很緊啊
617
00:39:19,042 --> 00:39:21,167
-能不能動？
-不…不行
618
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:22,624
你先別管我
619
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,500
警察快到了，你抱小孩走吧
620
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:27,166
小孩放哪兒，放你家？
621
00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:29,208
傻啦你，我老婆看見還了得？
622
00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:31,875
-那怎麼辦？
-就這樣
623
00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:34,208
快走，警察快到了
624
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:36,375
-警察來了
-快走
625
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,208
我頂多關幾天
626
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:39,667
你自己保重
627
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:41,625
走啦
628
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:45,708
電台，西貢蠔涌路有宗交通意外
629
00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:48,875
麻煩派救護車來，可能有人受傷
還要派消防車來
630
00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:53,125
-警官，出什麼事了？
-請合作點
631
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:32,333
喂，老闆，我們遇到路障
632
00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:34,208
暫時跟小孩分開了
633
00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:35,667
現在找不到七叔
634
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,208
我只要孩子
635
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:39,417
我只要孩子
636
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,458
找不到孩子
637
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,792
你們就安排自己後事好了
638
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,167
老闆，我明白，我們會搞定的
639
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,625
他一直在哭
640
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,542
-怎麼辦？
-你想怎樣？
641
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,542
告訴我們吧
642
00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:07,542
-哄哄他啦
-你來哄
643
00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:09,374
你哄，快點
644
00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:12,083
你再吵，吵醒包租婆就麻煩啦
645
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:13,375
那怎麼辦？
646
00:41:21,917 --> 00:41:22,792
你做什麼？
647
00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:24,458
餵他吃安眠藥，這樣吵沒辦法啊
648
00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,124
再吃他會死的
649
00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:28,375
-不然又怎麼辦？
-先關窗
650
00:41:30,042 --> 00:41:31,375
也關上那邊窗啦
651
00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:35,667
幹嘛，你想怎樣？
652
00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:41,166
喂…你幹嘛？你做什麼？
653
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:44,208
-不會悶死的，我留了空隙
-你有沒有常識啊？
654
00:41:44,417 --> 00:41:47,624
-你會弄死他的，他是小孩啊
-不會有事的，只堵住聲音
655
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:49,125
怎會…怎會不會有事？
656
00:41:52,667 --> 00:41:53,583
這招管用
657
00:41:53,917 --> 00:41:54,792
繼續
658
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,208
行啊，行啊
659
00:41:58,333 --> 00:41:59,625
-保持，保持
-對，行了
660
00:41:59,875 --> 00:42:01,167
好開心
661
00:42:01,292 --> 00:42:02,500
-保持
-對了
662
00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:04,167
嗚哇
663
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:05,750
嗚哇
664
00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:07,792
第二招啦，悶不悶啊你？
665
00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:09,542
嗚哇
666
00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:12,499
換個花樣吧
667
00:42:12,583 --> 00:42:14,583
你們不鎖門？
668
00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:16,667
包租婆，這麼巧啊？
669
00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,083
包租婆？
670
00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:22,333
我好像聽見寶寶哭聲
671
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,833
裝洗衣服，裝洗衣服
672
00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:28,250
寶寶在哪兒？
673
00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:30,208
-沒有
-沒有？
674
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:48,708
撐住，別叫，別叫啊
675
00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:50,792
我的寶寶呢？
676
00:42:52,542 --> 00:42:54,833
你別欺負我的寶寶啊
677
00:42:55,292 --> 00:42:56,708
你的寶寶在這兒
678
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
唉喲
679
00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,708
他真好色
680
00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:06,208
對了，我老公呢？
681
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,792
我老公啊
682
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:11,583
你老公，包租公啊？
683
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:12,833
我老公呢？
684
00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:14,750
在哪啊？
685
00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:16,083
他去吃火鍋
686
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,792
-吃什麼火鍋，去哪吃火鍋？
-深圳
687
00:43:18,958 --> 00:43:20,541
-吃多久？
-一個月，不，一個禮拜
688
00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:21,792
一個禮拜？
689
00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:23,917
你想吃死他？
690
00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,042
別搶啊，包租婆
691
00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:32,042
-寶寶
-包租婆
692
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,041
包租公他
693
00:43:35,125 --> 00:43:38,417
不是去…吃一個禮拜，只去吃一天
694
00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:39,667
其它幾天是做生意
695
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,792
做很大生意，他很快回來
696
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:45,167
-對啊，好像…好像聽過
-是啊
697
00:43:46,042 --> 00:43:47,250
-你看，多髒
-我擦
698
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:51,791
-哎呀
-我洗我洗，我洗
699
00:43:51,875 --> 00:43:53,375
會惹蟑螂嘛，我知道我知道
700
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,958
-這裡又…
-我洗
701
00:43:57,042 --> 00:43:57,958
其實，包租婆
702
00:43:58,042 --> 00:43:59,583
時候不早了，妳回去睡覺吧
703
00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:04,624
-你快抹乾淨啊，別搞得髒兮兮
-行行行，我們連屋子一塊洗
704
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:05,625
記得衣服也洗
705
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:06,792
拜拜
706
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,500
喂
707
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,167
寶寶呢？
708
00:44:24,292 --> 00:44:25,167
糟糕
709
00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:26,458
停不了？
710
00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:27,833
拔掉插頭啊
711
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,208
別哭了，求求你
712
00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:32,708
頂多我多燒點金銀衣紙給你啊
713
00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,541
-死啦，忘記點火
-這東西
714
00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:36,250
雞啊雞啊，正好
715
00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:38,500
-求求你別再哭
-小孩不吃雞的
716
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,792
-來來來
-別再哭了，我耳膜就快穿啦
717
00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:41,999
吃雞腿，吃雞腿
718
00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:43,417
吃雞腿吃雞腿
719
00:44:43,625 --> 00:44:46,083
拿個菠蘿砸昏他，讓他睡一會
720
00:44:46,167 --> 00:44:47,333
不如給他喝啤酒吧
721
00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,625
-安眠藥不行，喝啤酒可能好睡點
-吃雞腿吃雞腿
722
00:44:50,125 --> 00:44:52,166
月光光，照地堂
723
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:55,083
月光光，照嘭嘭
724
00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:57,374
-哆唻咪发嗦啦唏哆
-行啊
725
00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,708
-不用擺了
-你保持這樣，快繼續唱
726
00:44:59,792 --> 00:45:01,708
隨便唱一個頂著，快點啊
727
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:03,917
快點…
728
00:45:04,083 --> 00:45:06,917
胖子娶老婆，胖子討婆姨
729
00:45:07,042 --> 00:45:09,708
胖子欠我三千塊，今年還沒還
730
00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:12,583
利疊利，利疊利，實在賺一筆
731
00:45:12,667 --> 00:45:15,417
再算算，又疊利，三千變六萬
732
00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:18,083
-這哪是歌啊？
-你來唱
733
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,125
等一等，我先扎個馬
734
00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:23,875
你媽改嫁
735
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:26,499
嫁給了矮冬瓜
736
00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:28,792
不知那矮冬瓜，屁股有塊疤
737
00:45:29,042 --> 00:45:31,958
我愛你，愛著你
738
00:45:32,167 --> 00:45:35,125
就像老鼠愛大米
739
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,000
不管有多少風雨
740
00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:40,917
我都會依然愛著你
741
00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:43,500
每個大年初一
742
00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:46,124
每個人的嘴裡
743
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,667
第一句話兒
744
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:51,167
就是恭喜你
745
00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:53,791
恭喜恭喜恭喜你
746
00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:56,208
恭喜恭喜恭喜你
747
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:04,292
現在是本港新聞
748
00:46:04,417 --> 00:46:09,417
被喻為隱形富豪的李氏家族一間
位於山頂道的豪宅昨晚被人企圖偷竊
749
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,917
警官，警官，麻煩你
750
00:46:12,083 --> 00:46:13,250
警官，幫幫忙
751
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:15,083
有個請求
752
00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,292
-喂？
-喂
753
00:46:23,542 --> 00:46:25,708
人字拖，先打開電視機
754
00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:26,708
現在開
755
00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:27,667
謝謝
756
00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:30,750
據上月一份世界性財經雜誌報導
757
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:34,792
李氏家族的總資產值估計
超過五百億…
758
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,000
看到嗎？
759
00:46:36,417 --> 00:46:37,458
那條不是石九公
760
00:46:37,542 --> 00:46:39,875
是龍吐珠啊
761
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,542
不是普通價錢了，等我出來再訂個價
762
00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:47,375
-還要等多久啊？
-最多十天八天而已
763
00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:50,042
因為我被告衝路障、危險駕駛
764
00:46:50,167 --> 00:46:51,667
-頂多關十天八天
-什麼
765
00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:52,958
交給誰啊？
766
00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:57,875
誰也不要給，知不知道？
等我出來再說
767
00:46:58,042 --> 00:46:58,917
拜拜
768
00:47:00,167 --> 00:47:02,125
十天八天，我的天
769
00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:06,042
-不行不行，喂…
-叫他別吵啊
770
00:47:06,167 --> 00:47:08,000
又來？喂…
771
00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:09,791
又怎麼了？
772
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,875
喂，你有病啊？快躲起來
773
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,750
幹嘛？
774
00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:21,000
好臭，有沒有搞錯？
775
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,792
都沒吃東西，這麼多？
776
00:47:23,917 --> 00:47:25,167
你別推過來
777
00:47:25,292 --> 00:47:26,542
滿褲都是
778
00:47:36,792 --> 00:47:39,542
來，先吃著，吃吧，乖
779
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,250
寶寶， 寶寶
780
00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:46,749
不行啊，你不能亂塞東西給他吃
781
00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:48,208
這寶寶多大了？
782
00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:49,292
-多大？
-是啊
783
00:47:49,417 --> 00:47:52,375
-多大呢？
-我一看就知道有五六個月大啦
784
00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:54,125
誰是他的爸爸？
785
00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:55,125
他
786
00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:58,208
我明白
787
00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,750
你們是那個嘛
788
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:01,541
是，我們那個
789
00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:03,375
放心啦，我不會歧視你們
790
00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:07,542
哎呀，我說你們男人買東西真隨便
791
00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:09,292
不行啊
792
00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:12,750
這種是三歲以上才能吃的
793
00:48:13,250 --> 00:48:15,708
不行，這個沒有DHA
794
00:48:16,250 --> 00:48:17,208
這個不行
795
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:20,458
哎呀，這個是加大碼啊
796
00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:23,583
屎尿會滲出來的，不行啊
797
00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:27,375
不行啊，這個是豐胸的
798
00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:30,833
我想豐胸，讓他手感好點
799
00:48:30,917 --> 00:48:32,750
得啦，別這麼複雜，快點行嗎？
800
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,749
做人本來就是複雜啊
801
00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:36,791
三歲定八十嘛
802
00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:39,333
你給他吃什麼、你教他什麼
都影響他一生
803
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,042
不可馬虎啊
804
00:48:41,167 --> 00:48:44,917
來…給你們上一課，教教你們
805
00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:47,333
行了，快點，拜托
806
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:50,417
-這些衛生巾是誰用的？
-衛生巾？
807
00:48:50,917 --> 00:48:52,958
有兩種，一種有翼，一種沒翼
808
00:48:53,042 --> 00:48:54,875
一種日用，一種夜用，你們要哪種？
809
00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:56,750
夜晚沒翼是我的
810
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,458
白天有翼是我的
811
00:49:01,292 --> 00:49:02,624
-行啦，快點
-行啦？
812
00:49:02,708 --> 00:49:04,375
-是
-來，喝
813
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,625
是不是太稠了，倒不出來
814
00:49:17,875 --> 00:49:18,749
是這裡
815
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:19,875
快點
816
00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:22,917
謝謝
817
00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:25,708
-學快點，各學一班
-好
818
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:27,917
喂
819
00:49:28,417 --> 00:49:29,375
謝謝
820
00:49:30,417 --> 00:49:31,667
先生，那邊
821
00:49:40,917 --> 00:49:43,000
姑娘，救命啊
822
00:49:45,375 --> 00:49:47,833
一、二、三
823
00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:49,292
好，我們坐好，放鬆
824
00:49:49,417 --> 00:49:51,167
老師，我不懂，可否再示範一次？
825
00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:53,208
好，大家繼續
826
00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:56,458
你回去可以這樣教你太太
827
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:58,583
首先脊背要伸直
828
00:49:59,292 --> 00:50:02,374
臀部和大腿肌肉要收緊
829
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,917
-脊背伸直？
-是
830
00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:07,208
-這樣算不算直呢？
-直了，你看
831
00:50:07,292 --> 00:50:08,375
對，這裡平就直了
832
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,958
-好可愛啊
-是啊
833
00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:13,041
寶寶多大了？
834
00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:14,749
我想有幾個月啦
835
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,458
幾個月？個子好大啊
836
00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:18,208
是啊
837
00:50:18,292 --> 00:50:20,917
-他媽咪呢？
-媽咪…媽咪在上班
838
00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:22,625
你一個人帶啊？
839
00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:24,458
了不起啊
840
00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:28,208
好可愛啊，又乖
841
00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:33,667
你好像不是香港人
842
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,833
嗯，我是陝西人
843
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,667
我在北京唸護校
這次是來香港交流的
844
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,208
百達通
845
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,208
有沒有搞錯？
846
00:51:28,542 --> 00:51:30,167
這樣輸個馬鼻？
847
00:51:36,792 --> 00:51:39,875
說了牠不行的，買牠，每次買牠都輸
848
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:21,000
好玩吧？
849
00:52:21,250 --> 00:52:22,917
好玩吧？
850
00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:31,333
喂
851
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:34,583
有沒有搞錯啊？
852
00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:55,708
麥露迪
853
00:52:56,375 --> 00:52:58,292
真的很謝謝妳這段時間來幫忙
854
00:52:58,792 --> 00:52:59,750
不是遇到妳
855
00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:02,083
我們都不知道怎樣對這個寶寶
856
00:53:02,583 --> 00:53:04,333
我跟百達通真的很謝謝妳
857
00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:06,792
其實我謝謝妳才對
858
00:53:26,167 --> 00:53:27,417
這也救得醒他？
859
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:53,583
喂，阿燕
860
00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:56,458
我叫妳做那件事做好沒有？
861
00:53:58,792 --> 00:54:00,667
沒空就別上去，知不知道？
862
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:10,417
打不打給她呢？
863
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,167
剛才我是不是太粗聲粗氣？
864
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,167
我是白燕，現在沒空接電話
865
00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:23,500
請留下口訊
866
00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:31,291
-阿倫
-人字拖，很久沒見了
867
00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:32,917
多了個寶寶？
868
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,542
繼續…
869
00:54:38,792 --> 00:54:41,041
來…
870
00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,750
來…
871
00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:45,208
乖，你乖啦
872
00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,958
喂，你別這樣
873
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:48,583
人字拖，你太不像話了
874
00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,166
要賭就賭，不賭就走啊
875
00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:51,833
就是，帶個小孩來哭喪
876
00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:52,792
走啦
877
00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:55,250
做人本來就很複雜
878
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,250
三歲定八十嘛
879
00:54:57,375 --> 00:54:59,542
你給他吃什麼
你教他什麼就影響他一生了
880
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,167
不可以馬虎的
881
00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:03,292
人字拖，你賭不賭？
882
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:06,542
回家帶寶寶吧
883
00:55:06,917 --> 00:55:07,875
走啊
884
00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:09,625
不賭啦…
885
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,500
神經
886
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,291
輸光啦？
887
00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:15,125
輸什麼？他使勁哭
888
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:20,958
對啦，這就乖啦
889
00:55:23,167 --> 00:55:24,667
我真的不知道啊
890
00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:27,667
你也看見我整夜
不停打電話給那個包租公
891
00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:30,292
出來行走，一諾千斤
892
00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:31,417
一定幫你搞定它
893
00:55:31,542 --> 00:55:33,375
我就想要我的孩子
894
00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:37,833
放我出去啊，喂，喂
895
00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:39,875
開玩笑吧？
896
00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:46,625
我只知道包租公有兩個搭檔
897
00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:50,750
一個叫人字拖，一個叫百達通
放我出去
898
00:55:51,667 --> 00:55:53,167
人字拖，百達通
899
00:55:53,708 --> 00:55:56,208
無論如何，得把他們給我找出來
900
00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:13,125
-從上面一拉，袖子就穿好了
-老大，找到他們了，在裡面
901
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,708
大家做得都不錯
902
00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:16,542
接下來就是換尿片
903
00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:19,500
（小小運動館）
904
00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:21,792
喂
905
00:56:21,917 --> 00:56:23,333
你是不是人字拖？
906
00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:24,833
把寶寶給我
907
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:26,333
-什麼寶寶？
-你裝什麼？
908
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,292
別裝蒜
909
00:56:31,167 --> 00:56:32,208
哎，喂
910
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:35,375
我不認識什麼七叔
911
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,708
你別再裝蒜
912
00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:39,250
-什麼事？
-他們說找寶寶
913
00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:41,458
我英文名就叫寶寶，你找我嗎？
914
00:56:42,292 --> 00:56:44,417
不知好歹，你活得不耐煩啦
915
00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:47,917
走
916
00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:10,833
走啊
917
00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:12,083
哦
918
00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:40,917
-你做什麼？
-沒啥，跳過頭了
919
00:58:00,208 --> 00:58:01,458
剛才他們說什麼？
920
00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,917
誰知道，走啊
921
00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:23,125
-記不記得？
-記得
922
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,167
你按門鈴，他一開門
923
00:58:25,292 --> 00:58:26,958
我起手，向上潑
924
00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:29,375
-用勁點啊
-行，行
925
00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:36,750
等等，等等
926
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:45,542
人字拖，你別用女人和寶寶來擋啊
927
00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:46,667
照潑
928
00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:50,333
你說什麼？我聽不懂
929
00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:52,958
我是人字拖的好朋友
930
00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:54,625
人字拖現在不在
931
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:55,833
你晚點兒再來吧
932
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,417
沒問題，我們在裡面等…等一下
933
00:58:58,542 --> 00:59:00,583
-喂
-他…他是我的弟弟
934
00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:01,833
妳好嗎？
935
00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:04,958
喂
936
00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:09,458
老大，真的沒人
937
00:59:13,833 --> 00:59:15,625
范妮，我好怕啊
938
00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:17,208
比墮胎可怕嗎？
939
00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:20,750
問他以後怎辦？
940
00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:24,125
問他啊，給他看那張超聲波嘛
941
00:59:26,917 --> 00:59:28,292
乖，乖
942
00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:33,000
請問妳找誰？
943
00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:36,583
我找百達通
944
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,625
他現在不在，妳晚點再來…
945
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:40,708
哎，妳先進來吧
946
01:00:10,125 --> 01:00:11,000
人字拖
947
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:20,083
喂，你快追上去，看看寶寶在不在
948
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:29,042
-幹嘛呲牙咧嘴？
-牙…痛
949
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:32,333
-對了，百達通幹嘛走得那麼急？
-他急著趕回家上廁所
950
01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:33,749
-你倆住這裡嗎？
-對呀
951
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:35,500
那我上去坐坐
952
01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:37,333
啊？阿史
953
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:44,750
百達通，人字…
954
01:00:45,792 --> 01:00:46,958
妳終於肯露面了嗎？
955
01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:49,667
打給妳都是留言信箱
有沒有搞錯啊？
956
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,208
快點走，你們倆快給我走
957
01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:53,208
妳過來…
958
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,042
寶寶呢？
959
01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:56,042
在你房間啊
960
01:00:56,167 --> 01:00:57,667
-哎，這兩個是誰啊？
-油漆公司的
961
01:00:58,167 --> 01:00:59,042
哎
962
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:08,375
（…產前進展記錄）
963
01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:11,417
我家真的好亂啊
964
01:01:11,667 --> 01:01:13,041
怎麼這麼多紅漆？
965
01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:14,000
哇
966
01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:16,708
最近想刷門口，試試顏色
967
01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:18,625
大嫂，怎麼了？
968
01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:20,917
不會吧
969
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:22,583
有什麼事跟警察叔叔說
970
01:01:23,708 --> 01:01:24,958
-小姐，發生甚事？
-進去再說吧
971
01:01:25,958 --> 01:01:27,249
人字…
972
01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:28,875
妳有什麼事，我們警察會盡力幫妳
973
01:01:29,875 --> 01:01:31,667
有警察，上天台
974
01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:34,458
小姐，別害怕，坐下慢慢說
975
01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:39,958
我來介紹，這位是我幾十年好兄弟
莫史迪高級督察
976
01:01:40,833 --> 01:01:43,000
這位是我的…大表哥
977
01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:45,375
這位是我的…小表哥
978
01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:47,958
我們來給點顏色
979
01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:49,500
不，色板給他看
980
01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:52,542
-你的臉…
-警官，我玩人體藝術的
981
01:02:07,917 --> 01:02:11,292
-怎有那麼多小寶寶東西？
-嗯…來來來
982
01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:14,625
你知道，我百達通那個死黨
983
01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:17,375
又好色、又亂來，還搞三角戀愛
984
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,167
搞到人家生了小孩
985
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,667
那我真的幫不了忙
986
01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:24,167
-百達通在哪？
-我想他在廁所吧
987
01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:26,000
-我也要上廁所
-你上廁所？
988
01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:27,750
我最近在調查一宗盜竊案
989
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,208
是不是你做的？
990
01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:31,125
我們沒做很久了
991
01:02:31,250 --> 01:02:34,708
百達通，史長官有話問你，快點啦
992
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:35,958
百達通
993
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,208
喂，百達通
994
01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,667
-蹲那麼久？
-上來了？
995
01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:41,916
輪到你了
996
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,292
他剛用完，我不去，臭哄哄
997
01:02:52,292 --> 01:02:53,792
-有朋友在這？
-朋友？
998
01:03:03,667 --> 01:03:06,208
他是我的大…表哥
999
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:08,833
我是大表哥
1000
01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:13,792
好，那三個表哥一起出來聊聊
1001
01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:23,667
-你們不認識？
-認識，認識，他們認識的
1002
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,500
百達通，你收拾爛攤子
1003
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:35,625
妳還在這幹嘛？我都叫妳走啊
1004
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:37,625
什麼來的？
1005
01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:39,833
-我不管妳，你不走我走
-哎，你…
1006
01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:45,917
哎，你們…
1007
01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:48,458
喂
1008
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:51,292
-真的很複雜
-是啊
1009
01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:53,749
挺複雜的
1010
01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:55,374
人字拖，認識你這麼久
1011
01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:57,375
還不知道你有個不同種的表哥
1012
01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,417
你知道，我爸以前行船
可能停過印度吧
1013
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:03,333
哎
1014
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:07,583
如果你老爸行船，他不就是你哥？
這樣不對啊
1015
01:04:07,917 --> 01:04:09,833
應該是爺爺行船才對
1016
01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:11,833
不是，是阿公啊
1017
01:04:26,917 --> 01:04:28,417
你怎麼了？
1018
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:37,875
-你怎麼了？
-我說了
1019
01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:40,083
我有短暫…肌肉…
1020
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:41,667
抽搐症
1021
01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,250
肌肉抽筋？
1022
01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:54,708
-怎麼了？
-抽…抽筋
1023
01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:57,042
你不如說你鬼上身，幫手啊
1024
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,333
寶寶
1025
01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:06,417
握緊，握緊
1026
01:05:14,375 --> 01:05:16,583
人字拖，快來幫忙
1027
01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:21,583
喂，幫手啊你們兩個
1028
01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:24,750
-我也想啊
-幫口就行
1029
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,750
喂，接住，快走啊
1030
01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:37,625
百達通，你一定跑不掉的
1031
01:05:42,542 --> 01:05:44,417
人字拖，你有種
1032
01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:46,625
快點快點
1033
01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:48,667
不是吧？
1034
01:05:49,125 --> 01:05:51,417
他們在裡面，搞定他們，快點
1035
01:06:40,792 --> 01:06:41,750
小心頭啊
1036
01:06:46,542 --> 01:06:47,958
搶我的錢？
1037
01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:59,542
-阿史，阿史，你聽我解釋啊
-回去再解釋
1038
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:03,208
-讓我辦完事情，我回去自首
-鬼才相信你
1039
01:07:07,542 --> 01:07:08,583
你沒事吧？
1040
01:07:09,042 --> 01:07:10,625
你才有事，你自己小心吧
1041
01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:23,625
-又打我的頭？
-人字拖
1042
01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:25,458
別過來
1043
01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:28,292
叫都叫不住
1044
01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:45,708
人字拖，我一定抓到你
1045
01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:09,292
-八達通
-快點
1046
01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:14,083
你別跑啊
1047
01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:22,167
對不起，沒事…
1048
01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:26,250
起來，追啊
1049
01:08:32,667 --> 01:08:33,625
停車
1050
01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:48,333
停車
1051
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:08,208
警察，現在要徵用妳的車
1052
01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:09,333
追追追
1053
01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:12,166
什麼？這車不是我的，我是學牌啊
1054
01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:15,416
事成之後，我會叫警務署長
或運輸署署長發個牌給妳
1055
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:16,374
追啊
1056
01:09:16,458 --> 01:09:17,458
-真的？
-是啊
1057
01:09:26,375 --> 01:09:29,833
小姐，可介意我問一問妳
妳以前開什麼車啊？
1058
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,125
遊戲機
1059
01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:51,250
糟，後…後面有…
1060
01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:54,000
有人跟…跟著我們
好像想打劫
1061
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,708
不會吧，這麼兇，怎麼辦？
1062
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:58,833
不要怕，叫總部
1063
01:09:58,917 --> 01:10:00,291
要…要求增援
1064
01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:01,666
總部，總部
1065
01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:04,417
我是職員3321，丹尼爾
1066
01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:07,458
-我們遇劫
-小子，停車
1067
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,458
叫我小子？
一看你的樣就知道你是賊
1068
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:26,042
頂我頂得那麼過癮
1069
01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:28,583
-我…我撞你屁股
-好啊
1070
01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:42,750
靠近點
1071
01:10:43,292 --> 01:10:46,208
別太快…
1072
01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:48,708
又來…來多一個？
1073
01:10:48,792 --> 01:10:50,833
摩…摩托車？
1074
01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:53,499
停車，停車
1075
01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:54,917
好帥啊
1076
01:11:07,542 --> 01:11:08,542
上車啊
1077
01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:12,499
謝謝，運輸署長會寄信給妳的
1078
01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,458
再見
1079
01:11:16,417 --> 01:11:17,792
他在那邊，追
1080
01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:33,583
-快拿啊
-還用你說，難道我在曬太陽嗎？
1081
01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:39,667
差一點，快行了
1082
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:43,958
-靠近點，靠近點
-停車，扭過去
1083
01:11:44,042 --> 01:11:45,708
撞他，撞他
1084
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:26,041
幸虧
1085
01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,000
看車啊
1086
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:31,292
你真的撞過來？
1087
01:12:34,708 --> 01:12:38,208
好在沒事
1088
01:12:39,583 --> 01:12:40,708
沒事了
1089
01:12:41,208 --> 01:12:42,667
上頭支援真快
1090
01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:45,625
全靠你
1091
01:12:47,792 --> 01:12:48,833
你從哪裡回來？
1092
01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:53,333
斷斷山
1093
01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:57,875
小子，我是警察
1094
01:12:58,083 --> 01:12:59,500
現在要徵用你的單車
1095
01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:01,167
白痴
1096
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:04,667
有種再說一次，小子
1097
01:13:06,292 --> 01:13:08,166
所有手續都辦妥了，有事電話聯絡
1098
01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:09,125
謝謝
1099
01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:29,833
我是百達通，我是百達通
有事請在咇一聲後留言
1100
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:45,833
阿爸，先幫哥哥還債吧
1101
01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:54,583
爸，別想太多，拿去先還吧
1102
01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:18,542
七叔，怎麼會這樣？
1103
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000
怎麼變成冰棍了？七叔
1104
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:24,874
老…老闆
1105
01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:26,333
老闆，你聽我解釋
1106
01:14:26,458 --> 01:14:28,292
我們…我們講義氣
1107
01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:30,042
我們決不加價
1108
01:14:30,417 --> 01:14:32,416
我們…說話算話
1109
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,833
從不…從不改口的
1110
01:14:33,917 --> 01:14:36,083
老闆，我們為你做事，丹心一片
1111
01:14:39,333 --> 01:14:40,708
三千萬
1112
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:43,292
三…千…萬
1113
01:14:44,042 --> 01:14:46,458
一口價三千萬，你把寶貝兒交給我
1114
01:14:47,125 --> 01:14:50,417
老闆說三千萬，那就三千萬
你說了算
1115
01:14:55,208 --> 01:14:56,875
-誰啊？
-是我
1116
01:14:57,917 --> 01:14:58,917
大哥，你回來啦？
1117
01:14:59,042 --> 01:15:01,208
那寶寶是誰的？哭得很厲害啊
1118
01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:03,250
你快幫我看著
1119
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:05,083
哦
1120
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:08,542
怎麼了？
1121
01:15:09,292 --> 01:15:11,417
你知不知道，他尿了，還發燒呢？
1122
01:15:11,583 --> 01:15:13,208
-啊，他發燒啊？
-是啊
1123
01:15:13,292 --> 01:15:15,124
-那怎辦？
-找醫生啊
1124
01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:17,708
-找醫生，去找醫生？
-快去啊
1125
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:19,750
-喂
-包租公？
1126
01:15:19,958 --> 01:15:22,292
-我出來了
-你出來就好了
1127
01:15:22,625 --> 01:15:23,750
你現在在哪？
1128
01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:25,417
我正要趕去西區醫院
1129
01:15:25,542 --> 01:15:26,500
去醫院，怎麼了？
1130
01:15:26,792 --> 01:15:28,292
小孩病了
1131
01:15:28,667 --> 01:15:31,167
-叫百達通，在醫院見啊
-好
1132
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:48,500
大哥？
1133
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:53,875
小心，爸
1134
01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:00,375
怎麼變成這樣？
1135
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:03,042
那天打給你，阿爸已經中風入院了
1136
01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:04,417
你又不理
1137
01:16:38,458 --> 01:16:39,500
對不起，爸
1138
01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:45,875
照顧好爸爸
1139
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:50,583
爸，沒事吧？
1140
01:16:58,167 --> 01:16:59,417
溫度已經退下來啦
1141
01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:02,583
醫生也說不會有什麼太大問題了
1142
01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:05,458
-謝謝
-這下你可以放心啦
1143
01:17:07,042 --> 01:17:09,625
-我…
-其實你不用跟我解釋什麼
1144
01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:12,167
不管怎麼說
1145
01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:14,833
這次寶寶的命是你救的
1146
01:17:16,417 --> 01:17:19,042
-那你在這兒等著，我先去藥房拿藥
-好
1147
01:17:19,917 --> 01:17:20,917
謝謝
1148
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,250
快
1149
01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:30,417
等你回來才說
1150
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,583
可知道這龍吐珠
1151
01:17:33,042 --> 01:17:35,124
我給你要了多高價錢回來？
1152
01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:36,583
讓你猜三次
1153
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,125
三千萬
1154
01:17:40,792 --> 01:17:42,750
三…千…萬
1155
01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,750
這是訂金，五百萬
1156
01:17:46,542 --> 01:17:48,750
三小時後，我們交貨
1157
01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:50,375
二千五百萬就到手了
1158
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:51,917
大功告成，大功告成
1159
01:17:53,792 --> 01:17:55,167
我買了葡萄糖，等會沖給他喝
1160
01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:58,417
醫生說他退了燒，不用喝什麼
1161
01:17:59,167 --> 01:18:00,167
怎麼了？
1162
01:18:00,417 --> 01:18:02,833
你倆忽然變成家庭主婦了？
1163
01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:05,667
不會吧？
1164
01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:08,500
這是什麼？
1165
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,417
喂，三輛法拉利啊
1166
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:14,208
你想什麼？
1167
01:18:14,458 --> 01:18:17,458
你的地下賭場都在這了，大過蒲京啊
1168
01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:19,375
振作點
1169
01:18:21,667 --> 01:18:22,542
振作點
1170
01:18:23,708 --> 01:18:25,708
給我們一家人一個機會吧
1171
01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:29,083
無論你們要求什麼
1172
01:18:30,375 --> 01:18:32,083
我們都會去做
1173
01:18:33,917 --> 01:18:37,542
請你千萬別傷害我們的寶寶
1174
01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:41,125
這有什麼好看？
1175
01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:43,625
你怕她認得這個？
1176
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,750
你真的怕她認得這寶寶？
1177
01:18:45,958 --> 01:18:47,458
大哥，這寶寶…
1178
01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:49,291
-我出去透透氣
-一天出一百……喂
1179
01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:50,792
一天出一百幾十個，都這樣子
1180
01:18:50,917 --> 01:18:52,874
都說像爸爸，其實哪像
1181
01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:54,417
哪認得出來？
1182
01:18:56,042 --> 01:18:59,583
專上特色刺身
有章紅魚、三文魚、貝串墨魚
1183
01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:03,625
進去捧一下場吧，先生，六十塊而已
1184
01:19:05,417 --> 01:19:06,583
先生，光顧一下，謝謝
1185
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:09,292
先生，光顧一下
1186
01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:11,792
專上特色刺身，有三文魚
1187
01:19:11,917 --> 01:19:14,250
章紅魚、牡丹蝦，只花六十塊
1188
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,083
光顧吧，小朋友
1189
01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:18,792
哎，小姐，小姐
1190
01:19:19,292 --> 01:19:22,667
你這麼小聲，鬼才光顧，大聲點啦
1191
01:19:24,208 --> 01:19:27,167
零六年全新食品大推介
1192
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,875
專上特色刺身
有牡丹蝦、章紅魚、三文魚
1193
01:19:32,583 --> 01:19:34,958
貝串墨魚，都只是六十塊
1194
01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:42,292
零六年全新食品大推介
1195
01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:53,000
-喂
-老婆
1196
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:55,667
對不起
1197
01:19:58,167 --> 01:19:59,917
其實我沒資格做妳老公
1198
01:20:02,167 --> 01:20:03,250
再見
1199
01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:28,208
小姐，是這間房啊
1200
01:20:31,792 --> 01:20:32,750
老婆
1201
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:34,667
老公
1202
01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:36,833
哭什麼，傻妞？
1203
01:20:36,917 --> 01:20:39,833
你打電話叫我來醫院
到底發生什麼事了？
1204
01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:42,583
-你…你沒事吧？
-我沒事，傻妞
1205
01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:44,875
你的眼鏡怎麼破了？
1206
01:20:45,042 --> 01:20:48,708
我來探望朋友
剛被摩托車撞倒，壞了玻璃
1207
01:20:48,792 --> 01:20:51,208
妳明天幫我配一個，好嗎？乖
1208
01:20:51,458 --> 01:20:53,833
你閉上眼睛，我送樣禮物給妳
1209
01:20:54,042 --> 01:20:56,042
不准偷看啊，退後一點
1210
01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:59,958
乖，我給妳一件妳最鐘意的東西
1211
01:21:00,292 --> 01:21:02,083
預備，預備
1212
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,042
好，把手放下來
1213
01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:10,875
對，這隻手也放下
1214
01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:14,792
現在可以張開眼睛
1215
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:24,958
別大聲，會把他嚇哭
1216
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,125
寶貝
1217
01:21:30,083 --> 01:21:31,625
媽咪好想你啊
1218
01:21:40,042 --> 01:21:40,958
老公
1219
01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:44,458
這麼多年
1220
01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:47,833
我是不是令你好辛苦？
1221
01:21:48,292 --> 01:21:49,417
傻妞
1222
01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:51,167
這麼多年，你一直令我很快樂
1223
01:21:51,333 --> 01:21:52,208
知道嗎？
1224
01:21:52,458 --> 01:21:56,417
你是我一生最寶貝最寶貝的老婆
1225
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,999
別這麼大聲，會把他吵醒
1226
01:22:03,083 --> 01:22:03,958
乖
1227
01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,333
我明天就把他還給他媽媽
1228
01:22:36,167 --> 01:22:37,542
所以我把奶粉分隔好
1229
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,333
以後就不煩囉
1230
01:22:40,083 --> 01:22:41,333
做小孩子多好
1231
01:22:41,875 --> 01:22:44,167
能吃、能睡、又能喝、又能拉
1232
01:22:44,583 --> 01:22:45,458
真是開心
1233
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:49,417
從來不會為爭權奪勢去煩
1234
01:22:50,958 --> 01:22:51,833
對不對？
1235
01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:54,708
對
1236
01:22:58,833 --> 01:23:00,042
妳為什麼那麼相信我？
1237
01:23:00,625 --> 01:23:01,917
妳明知道我是賊
1238
01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:04,875
還跟我做朋友
1239
01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:09,875
其實
1240
01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:13,291
我從第一次見到你開始
1241
01:23:13,375 --> 01:23:14,292
我就相信
1242
01:23:15,042 --> 01:23:16,542
你是一個有良知的人
1243
01:23:19,625 --> 01:23:21,333
如果給你機會重新來過
1244
01:23:23,208 --> 01:23:24,417
你還會做賊嗎？
1245
01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:27,333
來不及，太晚了
1246
01:23:27,833 --> 01:23:31,458
不晚，就從這一秒開始，重新開始
1247
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:34,167
這一秒，永遠都不會太晚
1248
01:23:41,208 --> 01:23:42,208
你看著我
1249
01:23:44,125 --> 01:23:45,375
你眼睛看著我
1250
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:48,458
我相信你
1251
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:01,958
媽媽
1252
01:24:02,708 --> 01:24:03,708
我就是媽媽
1253
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:05,417
爸爸
1254
01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:06,750
別玩啦
1255
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:08,583
媽媽
1256
01:24:09,292 --> 01:24:11,333
爸爸，爸爸，爸爸
1257
01:24:14,708 --> 01:24:17,250
你知不知道他叫什麼名？
1258
01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:20,125
知道有什麼用？
1259
01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:23,375
你也想知道接下來會怎樣吧
1260
01:24:24,417 --> 01:24:26,083
你說他接下來會怎樣？
1261
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:49,125
-喂
-錢收到了
1262
01:24:49,792 --> 01:24:51,375
你現在帶寶寶上來
1263
01:24:54,375 --> 01:24:56,125
五分鐘後我派人來接你
1264
01:25:20,917 --> 01:25:22,042
等等
1265
01:25:22,292 --> 01:25:23,250
開門
1266
01:25:37,292 --> 01:25:39,167
寶寶呢？把寶寶給我
1267
01:25:49,792 --> 01:25:50,917
給我寶寶
1268
01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:53,583
你聽我說
1269
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:56,042
每四個鐘頭要餵一次奶
1270
01:25:56,167 --> 01:25:58,208
要用手背試好溫度才能讓他喝
1271
01:25:58,292 --> 01:25:59,833
你知不知道？小孩會燙傷的
1272
01:25:59,917 --> 01:26:02,708
還有，每天中午十二點
一定要讓他喝鮮榨橙汁，知道嗎？
1273
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,167
小孩還沒長牙，很容易噎住
絞碎的水果也會噎住他，知道嗎？
1274
01:26:06,333 --> 01:26:08,583
如果你要餵他吃硬食物，一定要用嘴
1275
01:26:08,667 --> 01:26:09,542
-好煩啊你
-還有啊
1276
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:12,542
喂，左手抱才不哭，右手抱會哭的
1277
01:26:13,667 --> 01:26:15,208
每天下午煮粥給他吃
1278
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:18,458
加點瘦肉，要剁碎，要剁得很碎
1279
01:26:18,792 --> 01:26:19,958
不能太冷，也不能太熱
1280
01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:21,792
分兩碗來餵
1281
01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:26,667
大哥啊，你給他吧，給他吧
1282
01:26:26,792 --> 01:26:28,125
行啦
1283
01:26:28,833 --> 01:26:30,125
-小心啊
-知道啦
1284
01:26:30,333 --> 01:26:33,167
還有一瓶奶，都拿去
這瓶奶剛攤涼，你不用調
1285
01:26:33,292 --> 01:26:34,625
你別太用勁搖他
1286
01:26:34,792 --> 01:26:36,083
-到時間喝奶了
-行啦
1287
01:26:36,167 --> 01:26:37,792
都不知道能不能過得了今晚
1288
01:26:46,875 --> 01:26:48,000
看什麼？
1289
01:26:48,833 --> 01:26:50,125
走啦
1290
01:26:59,875 --> 01:27:02,583
-行了，走
-喂…你們做什麼？
1291
01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:04,333
都說不用擔心了
1292
01:27:04,417 --> 01:27:07,542
這裡有護士，也有醫生，沒事的
1293
01:27:07,667 --> 01:27:09,625
這是人家豪門恩怨，我們甭管
1294
01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:11,625
現在交給他爺爺，沒事了
1295
01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:14,667
箱裡面，有你的法拉利，有你的賭場
1296
01:27:14,875 --> 01:27:17,083
來，你的夢都在這裡，走啦
1297
01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:42,417
-準備車
-是
1298
01:27:50,250 --> 01:27:52,375
搞定了嗎？我們走
1299
01:27:52,708 --> 01:27:53,792
抱他上樓
1300
01:29:13,292 --> 01:29:15,000
-你爸爸來啦
-你媽媽來啦
1301
01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:26,333
你去救寶寶
1302
01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:30,916
-給我寶寶
-不關我們事
1303
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,166
我知道不關你事，給我寶寶
1304
01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:33,125
給我寶寶
1305
01:29:33,375 --> 01:29:34,250
乖…
1306
01:29:38,292 --> 01:29:39,208
喂，包租公
1307
01:29:39,917 --> 01:29:40,833
等等我們啊
1308
01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:45,792
他跑啦
1309
01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:49,917
開門
1310
01:29:52,125 --> 01:29:53,208
寶寶拿來
1311
01:30:15,625 --> 01:30:16,792
開動機器
1312
01:30:17,833 --> 01:30:20,917
-快，派人都去摩天輪那邊
-是，知道
1313
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:29,958
糟
1314
01:30:44,583 --> 01:30:45,542
寶寶
1315
01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:47,125
寶寶
1316
01:30:48,083 --> 01:30:49,292
寶寶，你在哪裡？
1317
01:30:51,292 --> 01:30:52,250
媽
1318
01:30:59,625 --> 01:31:02,375
乖啊，你別動啊，我上來親親
1319
01:31:03,167 --> 01:31:04,208
媽媽
1320
01:31:36,208 --> 01:31:38,750
你乖，你乖，別動，別再動啊
1321
01:31:39,167 --> 01:31:40,125
媽媽在這
1322
01:31:57,458 --> 01:31:58,708
寶寶
1323
01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:04,958
爸爸
1324
01:32:05,417 --> 01:32:06,416
你還笑
1325
01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:08,917
人字拖好棒，我下來親你
1326
01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:12,750
你們這群廢物，小心別傷了孩子
1327
01:32:13,875 --> 01:32:16,667
爸爸，快點走啊，爸爸
1328
01:32:32,458 --> 01:32:34,958
-喂，快點上車，追啊
-來
1329
01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:23,708
好玩吧？
1330
01:33:24,875 --> 01:33:26,083
好，繼續玩
1331
01:33:26,542 --> 01:33:29,042
快搶回寶寶，快點，再開一輛
1332
01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:04,125
不要怕
1333
01:34:06,042 --> 01:34:07,833
等會幫你撿回來
1334
01:34:13,708 --> 01:34:15,417
人字拖
1335
01:34:15,542 --> 01:34:17,667
我只想要回寶寶
1336
01:34:18,458 --> 01:34:20,333
如果你再不出來
1337
01:34:21,250 --> 01:34:23,208
我就扔他下去
1338
01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:26,542
人生自古誰無死
1339
01:34:27,083 --> 01:34:29,708
就不知道什麼什麼照汗水
1340
01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:32,792
爸爸，你帶寶寶走吧，甭理我
1341
01:34:33,292 --> 01:34:34,958
我死也不信他會扔我下去
1342
01:34:36,917 --> 01:34:37,875
人字拖
1343
01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:39,542
我數十下
1344
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:41,583
我就扔死他
1345
01:34:43,542 --> 01:34:44,500
一
1346
01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:46,542
二
1347
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:50,417
六、七
1348
01:34:50,708 --> 01:34:53,208
喂，什麼六七啊
喂，你數少那麼多？
1349
01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:55,583
八、九、十
1350
01:35:04,208 --> 01:35:05,292
停啊
1351
01:35:07,792 --> 01:35:08,917
停
1352
01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:13,500
-拿人
-是
1353
01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:16,875
到底哪個混蛋發明跳樓機的？
1354
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,667
老爺，寶寶
1355
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,958
哎喲…寶寶好可愛喲
1356
01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:27,250
哭什麼…笑一個…
1357
01:35:27,958 --> 01:35:29,917
你是我孫子，知道嗎？
1358
01:35:32,375 --> 01:35:33,541
別哭，媽咪在這
1359
01:35:33,625 --> 01:35:35,375
爸爸在這
1360
01:35:35,958 --> 01:35:37,291
爸爸在這
1361
01:35:37,375 --> 01:35:38,708
-媽咪在這
-爸爸在這
1362
01:35:38,792 --> 01:35:40,750
用左手抱，右手抱他會哭的
1363
01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:47,958
還真有兩下子
1364
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:52,917
你們兩個都不要錢
我知道是什麼理由
1365
01:35:54,208 --> 01:35:55,708
可是孩子我是要定了
1366
01:35:57,708 --> 01:36:00,750
想要命的話，趕緊離開這兒
1367
01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:03,417
乖乖，笑一個啊
1368
01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:06,667
知道嗎？你是我孫子
1369
01:36:08,917 --> 01:36:10,083
好啦…
1370
01:36:10,958 --> 01:36:12,542
等檢驗報告一下來
1371
01:36:12,917 --> 01:36:14,917
咱們爺三個，就一塊去巴西
1372
01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:21,375
你到底是什麼人？
1373
01:36:22,167 --> 01:36:23,958
我只管要回我的孩子
1374
01:36:26,500 --> 01:36:27,792
其他的一切都不管
1375
01:36:28,542 --> 01:36:30,875
你知道這個孩子
失去了媽媽有多可憐
1376
01:36:31,625 --> 01:36:32,500
可憐？
1377
01:36:32,833 --> 01:36:34,833
那我死去的兒子就不可憐嗎？
1378
01:36:35,958 --> 01:36:38,208
建邦很小的時候，母親就去世了
1379
01:36:40,583 --> 01:36:41,875
我答應過他
1380
01:36:42,458 --> 01:36:44,333
要給他修一座建邦樂園
1381
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:46,625
我給他建成了
1382
01:36:48,208 --> 01:36:51,167
我還答應了，要給他修一條賽車跑道
1383
01:36:54,125 --> 01:36:56,167
只可惜我修到一半
1384
01:36:57,750 --> 01:37:00,375
他就被那個可恨的女人給害死了
1385
01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:06,750
你說
1386
01:37:08,333 --> 01:37:09,833
我已經失去了我的兒子
1387
01:37:11,958 --> 01:37:13,875
難道我還能失去我的孫子嗎？
1388
01:37:16,167 --> 01:37:17,250
這個孩子
1389
01:37:18,417 --> 01:37:20,792
是我活在這個世上的唯一的希望
1390
01:37:21,333 --> 01:37:22,583
如果你有這種感覺
1391
01:37:22,750 --> 01:37:23,708
可想而知他媽媽
1392
01:37:24,167 --> 01:37:25,625
跟你的感覺是一樣的
1393
01:37:25,792 --> 01:37:27,208
你為什麼要拆散他們？
1394
01:37:28,792 --> 01:37:31,708
如果他真的不是你的孫子，怎麼辦？
1395
01:37:40,167 --> 01:37:41,792
老闆，化驗報告出來了
1396
01:37:42,958 --> 01:37:43,875
好
1397
01:37:44,083 --> 01:37:45,167
去吧
1398
01:38:55,667 --> 01:38:56,625
那怎麼樣？
1399
01:38:57,958 --> 01:38:59,875
喂，他在幹嘛？
1400
01:39:00,375 --> 01:39:01,833
我也不知道
1401
01:39:19,292 --> 01:39:20,833
孩子我找到了
1402
01:39:26,792 --> 01:39:28,667
可惜他不是你兒子
1403
01:40:01,083 --> 01:40:02,875
老爺，別這樣
1404
01:40:03,250 --> 01:40:04,208
準備藥
1405
01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:06,958
小心身體啊
1406
01:40:19,917 --> 01:40:20,792
看著
1407
01:40:23,083 --> 01:40:25,708
就讓這個小鬼跟你一起吧
1408
01:40:26,333 --> 01:40:27,583
-慢慢…
-別關門
1409
01:40:27,667 --> 01:40:29,042
讓他跟你去
1410
01:40:32,375 --> 01:40:33,583
小心小心
1411
01:40:34,958 --> 01:40:35,874
扶著老闆
1412
01:40:35,958 --> 01:40:37,333
你把寶寶怎樣了？
1413
01:40:37,417 --> 01:40:39,917
-把寶寶交出來
-還我寶寶
1414
01:40:40,042 --> 01:40:41,458
別這樣，你們拿錢走啦
1415
01:40:41,542 --> 01:40:44,417
我要把這裡修成一個大冰雕
1416
01:40:46,417 --> 01:40:49,000
我要把這裡修成一個大冰雕
1417
01:40:51,125 --> 01:40:52,500
大冰雕
1418
01:40:56,042 --> 01:40:57,792
大冰雕
1419
01:40:59,125 --> 01:41:00,375
修一個大冰雕
1420
01:41:15,083 --> 01:41:16,042
你怎麼了？
1421
01:41:16,833 --> 01:41:19,208
-你自己上去看
-沒用的東西
1422
01:41:24,042 --> 01:41:25,333
這麼快？
1423
01:41:26,458 --> 01:41:27,750
你看見沒有？
1424
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:30,917
我看見兩個高手
1425
01:41:49,125 --> 01:41:50,333
你們怎麼還不走？
1426
01:41:50,750 --> 01:41:51,958
趕他們走
1427
01:41:54,958 --> 01:41:56,542
喂…會不會猜拳？
1428
01:42:26,125 --> 01:42:27,250
好在沒事
1429
01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:10,792
給我轉，轉暈他
1430
01:43:17,917 --> 01:43:19,042
死光頭
1431
01:44:00,208 --> 01:44:02,000
百達通，寶寶很久沒哭啦
1432
01:44:03,958 --> 01:44:05,208
我知道啦
1433
01:44:10,583 --> 01:44:11,833
光頭，光頭
1434
01:44:12,750 --> 01:44:13,833
最恨光頭
1435
01:44:41,958 --> 01:44:43,708
味道不錯吧？新鮮的
1436
01:44:51,083 --> 01:44:52,500
寶寶
1437
01:45:10,833 --> 01:45:12,125
百達通
1438
01:45:18,375 --> 01:45:19,250
寶寶
1439
01:45:20,208 --> 01:45:21,500
寶寶
1440
01:45:28,458 --> 01:45:29,958
寶寶，寶寶
1441
01:45:44,917 --> 01:45:46,292
-寶寶怎樣？
-脫外套
1442
01:45:52,792 --> 01:45:54,792
寶寶，撐著，寶寶，沒事的
1443
01:46:07,875 --> 01:46:08,750
寶寶
1444
01:46:16,708 --> 01:46:17,750
走
1445
01:46:21,625 --> 01:46:22,875
穿上
1446
01:46:26,708 --> 01:46:28,208
寶寶，寶寶
1447
01:46:42,500 --> 01:46:43,417
接住
1448
01:47:10,875 --> 01:47:11,917
開大點
1449
01:47:20,167 --> 01:47:21,083
吃糖
1450
01:47:37,125 --> 01:47:38,958
給他們加點料吧
1451
01:47:45,250 --> 01:47:46,958
看看能不能打開
1452
01:47:56,208 --> 01:47:58,750
鑰匙孔…都沒有
1453
01:48:00,542 --> 01:48:02,250
這門打不開的
1454
01:48:33,458 --> 01:48:35,167
-人字拖
-百達通？
1455
01:48:35,708 --> 01:48:37,000
人字拖，你沒事吧？
1456
01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:40,750
快開門
1457
01:48:40,958 --> 01:48:43,083
這個鎖只有老爺會開，沒人會開
1458
01:48:43,167 --> 01:48:44,333
什麼，只有老爺會開？
1459
01:48:44,458 --> 01:48:46,625
你也看到，老爺他瘋了
1460
01:48:47,333 --> 01:48:50,042
包租公，正中你老本行，你來開
1461
01:48:52,083 --> 01:48:55,042
怎麼開？這是瑞士電腦機械鎖
1462
01:48:55,333 --> 01:48:57,917
前四門後四門，四百多萬個組合
1463
01:48:58,083 --> 01:48:59,250
中情局現在也用這個
1464
01:48:59,375 --> 01:49:01,958
我不懂你說啥，總之你開鎖我報警
1465
01:49:03,083 --> 01:49:05,958
-報警啊，走啦
-喂，別跑
1466
01:49:07,083 --> 01:49:08,458
喂，別跑
1467
01:49:18,417 --> 01:49:19,417
別吵啊
1468
01:49:20,208 --> 01:49:21,083
別動
1469
01:49:22,417 --> 01:49:23,750
遊戲機太大聲了
1470
01:49:23,875 --> 01:49:25,791
-關掉遊戲機
-是
1471
01:49:25,875 --> 01:49:27,208
冰箱也關掉
1472
01:49:27,625 --> 01:49:29,375
冰箱，找人關掉它
1473
01:49:31,292 --> 01:49:33,792
-空調也關掉
-喂，空調啊
1474
01:49:35,125 --> 01:49:37,458
-大家停止呼吸
-停止呼吸？
1475
01:49:37,792 --> 01:49:39,042
停止呼吸啊
1476
01:49:39,917 --> 01:49:42,125
小聲點，別吵
1477
01:50:47,792 --> 01:50:48,958
怎樣，打開沒有？
1478
01:50:49,083 --> 01:50:50,667
-怎麼不彈呢？
-不彈？
1479
01:50:50,792 --> 01:50:52,125
千萬別碰
1480
01:50:52,625 --> 01:50:54,625
怎麼不彈呢，為什麼？
1481
01:50:54,917 --> 01:50:56,583
-嗯…
-喂
1482
01:50:56,708 --> 01:50:57,916
是不是因為這個插座？
1483
01:50:58,000 --> 01:50:59,917
傻瓜，這麼複雜機器
跟插座有何關係？
1484
01:51:00,083 --> 01:51:01,250
拉拉拉，拉你個頭啊
1485
01:51:06,583 --> 01:51:07,583
打開啦
1486
01:51:13,458 --> 01:51:15,375
你…你開得太慢啦
1487
01:51:15,542 --> 01:51:16,625
救寶寶
1488
01:51:16,750 --> 01:51:18,458
-救…救寶寶
-小孩怎樣？
1489
01:51:18,708 --> 01:51:20,292
救寶寶
1490
01:51:21,625 --> 01:51:23,750
-你說過給我減刑的
-是啦，行啦
1491
01:51:37,000 --> 01:51:37,917
去找車
1492
01:51:44,958 --> 01:51:46,042
你不要有事啊
1493
01:52:02,167 --> 01:52:03,083
車呢
1494
01:52:03,292 --> 01:52:04,167
車
1495
01:52:05,708 --> 01:52:06,667
開動它
1496
01:52:09,500 --> 01:52:11,750
寶寶，別嚇我
1497
01:52:16,292 --> 01:52:17,417
起來喝奶
1498
01:52:19,875 --> 01:52:20,792
寶寶
1499
01:52:24,458 --> 01:52:25,708
起來啊
1500
01:52:28,167 --> 01:52:29,208
媽媽在這
1501
01:52:29,750 --> 01:52:31,000
不要怕
1502
01:52:31,125 --> 01:52:32,000
不要怕
1503
01:52:49,708 --> 01:52:50,917
起來喝奶
1504
01:52:51,667 --> 01:52:52,917
醒醒
1505
01:52:57,375 --> 01:52:58,667
醒醒
1506
01:53:07,208 --> 01:53:08,667
醒醒啊
1507
01:53:30,375 --> 01:53:31,624
開車頭蓋，引擎啊
1508
01:53:31,708 --> 01:53:33,625
車尾箱，車尾箱
1509
01:54:11,625 --> 01:54:14,667
一、二、三
1510
01:54:23,708 --> 01:54:26,875
一、二、三
1511
01:54:28,625 --> 01:54:29,625
再來一次
1512
01:54:37,708 --> 01:54:38,792
醒醒
1513
01:54:47,042 --> 01:54:48,042
再來一次
1514
01:54:50,125 --> 01:54:52,667
一、二、三
1515
01:55:45,333 --> 01:55:47,333
-阿軒、阿權，帶他們回去
-是，長官
1516
01:55:47,458 --> 01:55:51,000
你帶些人封鎖所有現場出入口
一個人都不准出入
1517
01:55:51,292 --> 01:55:52,583
-是，長官
-喂
1518
01:55:56,542 --> 01:55:58,208
寶寶，寶寶
1519
01:56:06,333 --> 01:56:07,333
別追啦
1520
01:56:08,083 --> 01:56:09,583
行了，不要追
1521
01:56:27,583 --> 01:56:28,458
咦
1522
01:56:33,792 --> 01:56:36,250
-師兄，快一點
-脈搏80
1523
01:57:13,750 --> 01:57:14,792
建邦
1524
01:57:15,208 --> 01:57:16,667
警察 別亂來
1525
01:57:17,000 --> 01:57:18,625
建邦，你快回來呀
1526
01:57:21,292 --> 01:57:23,292
爸爸要跟你一起玩兒
1527
01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:25,458
-別亂來
-建邦
1528
01:57:32,417 --> 01:57:33,542
老婆
1529
01:57:34,375 --> 01:57:36,583
我對不起妳，你保重啦
1530
01:57:37,333 --> 01:57:39,000
以前我以為錢很重要
1531
01:57:39,458 --> 01:57:40,833
原來不重要
1532
01:57:41,375 --> 01:57:42,874
如果真有來生的話
1533
01:57:42,958 --> 01:57:43,833
就算要飯
1534
01:57:44,125 --> 01:57:45,792
我也找妳做老婆
1535
01:57:45,958 --> 01:57:48,042
生下十個寶寶，好嗎？
1536
01:57:48,292 --> 01:57:49,333
我愛妳
1537
01:57:49,958 --> 01:57:50,875
老婆
1538
01:57:51,458 --> 01:57:52,708
在坐牢這段日子
1539
01:57:53,083 --> 01:57:54,917
真的每分每秒都惦掛妳
1540
01:57:55,875 --> 01:57:57,292
我現在才明白
1541
01:57:57,667 --> 01:58:00,500
妳以前時時惦記我這混蛋
日子是多麼的難過
1542
01:58:01,958 --> 01:58:03,083
我好後悔
1543
01:58:05,917 --> 01:58:08,000
如果有機會讓我從頭開始的話
1544
01:58:10,792 --> 01:58:12,083
我一定會好好珍惜妳
1545
01:58:13,083 --> 01:58:14,000
老爸
1546
01:58:14,333 --> 01:58:15,875
我以前爛賭好勝
1547
01:58:16,542 --> 01:58:18,333
為我們家人帶來很多麻煩
1548
01:58:19,292 --> 01:58:21,375
以為自己玩著一手好爛的牌
1549
01:58:21,958 --> 01:58:25,667
又以為有錢、有運，就可以贏
1550
01:58:26,792 --> 01:58:28,667
贏得尊重，贏了全世界
1551
01:58:29,458 --> 01:58:30,917
經過這次教訓才知道
1552
01:58:31,875 --> 01:58:33,417
輸了最親的家人
1553
01:58:34,583 --> 01:58:36,917
老爸，對不起
1554
01:58:40,250 --> 01:58:41,250
再見
1555
01:58:43,708 --> 01:58:46,542
我們要生下十個寶寶在花園玩
1556
01:58:47,042 --> 01:58:48,625
我們大家一起跑
1557
01:58:48,750 --> 01:58:52,708
一起…
1558
01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:54,667
願主赦免你們的罪
1559
01:58:55,125 --> 01:58:57,583
因父及子及聖神之名
1560
01:58:57,667 --> 01:58:58,917
我們將來一定會生下寶寶
1561
01:58:59,167 --> 01:59:00,750
在花園里玩
1562
01:59:01,167 --> 01:59:03,125
我們玩，妳做飯
1563
01:59:03,792 --> 01:59:05,292
妳給我們洗衣服
1564
01:59:05,750 --> 01:59:06,667
開火
1565
01:59:18,375 --> 01:59:20,000
當年政府的政策
1566
01:59:20,875 --> 01:59:22,583
是嚴格控制死刑
1567
01:59:23,167 --> 01:59:24,125
死刑
1568
01:59:24,375 --> 01:59:25,708
只不過適用於
1569
01:59:26,208 --> 01:59:28,375
犯罪嚴重的罪犯
1570
01:59:29,250 --> 01:59:30,208
好了
1571
01:59:30,625 --> 01:59:32,083
大家剛才都看到
1572
01:59:32,458 --> 01:59:34,792
各種執行死刑的方式
1573
01:59:35,042 --> 01:59:38,375
相信大家對死刑都有了初步了解
1574
01:59:39,125 --> 01:59:41,375
現在請大家再次給點鼓掌
1575
01:59:41,667 --> 01:59:44,417
給為我們示範表演的獄友
1576
01:59:46,625 --> 01:59:48,292
好
1577
01:59:49,333 --> 01:59:50,458
多謝，多謝
1578
01:59:53,750 --> 01:59:54,875
那邊準備了茶點
1579
01:59:55,292 --> 01:59:56,917
大家別客氣
1580
01:59:58,625 --> 02:00:00,375
喂，雙生妹
1581
02:00:00,625 --> 02:00:02,208
-怎麼樣，包租婆？
-人字拖
1582
02:00:02,417 --> 02:00:03,833
你真的做得很好啊
1583
02:00:03,917 --> 02:00:06,000
-爸爸呢？
-在那邊
1584
02:00:06,208 --> 02:00:07,583
老公，你做得很逼真
1585
02:00:07,708 --> 02:00:09,958
-嚇死我啦
-假的，傻妞
1586
02:00:10,708 --> 02:00:13,292
-那“愛我”那句呢？
-那句當然是真的
1587
02:00:15,958 --> 02:00:18,666
老公啊，我收養了十個寶寶啊
1588
02:00:18,750 --> 02:00:21,291
有南非，有中東、德國
1589
02:00:21,375 --> 02:00:22,458
有沒有喀麥隆？
1590
02:00:22,625 --> 02:00:24,833
我想想，開心死啦
1591
02:00:25,333 --> 02:00:28,125
妳有身孕，別拿粗重東西
我幫妳拿…
1592
02:00:30,000 --> 02:00:33,416
別老皺眉頭啦，動氣暴躁對胎兒嘛
1593
02:00:33,500 --> 02:00:36,125
你才不好啊，醫生說寶寶好得不得了
1594
02:00:38,292 --> 02:00:39,917
忘記約了客人開會
1595
02:00:40,375 --> 02:00:41,542
男人女人？
1596
02:00:42,833 --> 02:00:45,208
這個世界不是男人就是女人啦
1597
02:00:45,292 --> 02:00:47,000
我只可以跟女人開會嗎？
1598
02:00:47,333 --> 02:00:49,292
-不是
-空間
1599
02:00:49,792 --> 02:00:52,542
是，我…我其實我這兒有好大空間的
1600
02:00:54,708 --> 02:00:58,042
行啦，乖啦…謝謝你來看望我
1601
02:00:59,458 --> 02:01:01,125
謝謝妳照顧我爸爸
1602
02:01:02,750 --> 02:01:03,792
妳在裡面還習慣嗎？
1603
02:01:04,083 --> 02:01:06,000
有什麼不習慣，也不是第一次
1604
02:01:07,375 --> 02:01:08,875
但是我答應妳，這是我最後一次
1605
02:01:12,042 --> 02:01:14,458
-幹嘛要答應我啊？
-我…
1606
02:01:15,292 --> 02:01:17,583
我…我答應我爸爸
1607
02:01:22,583 --> 02:01:23,625
人字拖
1608
02:01:24,792 --> 02:01:25,708
史長官
1609
02:01:27,292 --> 02:01:29,208
你們這回真的走運了
1610
02:01:30,625 --> 02:01:33,833
現在律政司考慮，再給你們三人減刑
1611
02:01:34,958 --> 02:01:36,166
-謝謝
-謝謝，多謝
1612
02:01:36,250 --> 02:01:37,667
看看誰來看你們？
1613
02:01:44,375 --> 02:01:46,042
-寶寶
-寶寶
1614
02:01:46,417 --> 02:01:47,792
寶寶啊
1615
02:01:49,167 --> 02:01:50,166
-過來
-去吧
1616
02:01:50,250 --> 02:01:51,417
給…給我抱抱
1617
02:01:51,667 --> 02:01:54,417
-媽媽
-過來爸爸抱
1618
02:01:54,542 --> 02:01:57,291
這麼久都沒機會跟大家道歉
1619
02:01:57,375 --> 02:01:58,708
-真的很過意不去
-我們明白
1620
02:01:58,833 --> 02:02:01,250
若不是你們，我的寶寶可能已經死了
1621
02:02:03,958 --> 02:02:06,375
-不知道他們有沒有興趣？
-什麼？
1622
02:02:06,500 --> 02:02:08,583
-我想請你們做事
-啊，做事？
1623
02:02:08,792 --> 02:02:10,166
他想請你做保安
1624
02:02:10,250 --> 02:02:12,750
你做保鏢，你做司機
1625
02:02:14,250 --> 02:02:16,042
我做保安，最妥當安全了
1626
02:02:16,417 --> 02:02:17,292
寶寶計劃？
1627
02:02:17,458 --> 02:02:18,917
喂，我要開跑車哦
1628
02:02:20,208 --> 02:02:22,208
-那你們有沒有興趣啊？
-有…
1629
02:02:22,292 --> 02:02:23,792
那就等你們出來
1630
02:02:23,958 --> 02:02:24,916
今天示範完畢
1631
02:02:25,000 --> 02:02:26,875
各位獄友，請盡快回牢房
1632
02:02:28,042 --> 02:02:29,958
哎…寶寶啊
1633
02:02:30,375 --> 02:02:31,875
啊…是，是
1634
02:02:32,042 --> 02:02:33,375
嗯…李太啊
1635
02:02:33,708 --> 02:02:35,500
到現在，我們還不知道寶寶叫什麼名
1636
02:02:36,083 --> 02:02:38,042
-他叫馬修啊
-中文名叫家成
1637
02:02:38,333 --> 02:02:39,208
啊？
1638
02:02:39,667 --> 02:02:40,583
李家成？
1639
02:02:48,917 --> 02:02:49,917
再見
1640
02:02:52,958 --> 02:02:54,667
沒遮住，我不想看見
1641
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:06,583
-怎樣大哥？
-沒事吧？
1642
02:03:12,083 --> 02:03:13,000
拿塊布來
1643
02:03:19,125 --> 02:03:20,333
好痛啊
1644
02:03:20,708 --> 02:03:21,583
再來
1645
02:03:26,000 --> 02:03:27,125
我得到啦
1646
02:03:27,958 --> 02:03:28,917
開始
1647
02:03:33,375 --> 02:03:34,375
扶起他
1648
02:03:35,333 --> 02:03:36,292
尾龍骨
1649
02:03:42,292 --> 02:03:44,250
大哥，到醫院照一照吧
1650
02:03:47,333 --> 02:03:49,125
-沒事
-叫車
1651
02:03:49,833 --> 02:03:50,750
好
1652
02:04:02,375 --> 02:04:03,875
過來，全部拉過來這邊
1653
02:04:04,083 --> 02:04:05,250
你們在那邊幹嘛？
1654
02:04:06,833 --> 02:04:08,292
過來，過來這邊
1655
02:04:08,667 --> 02:04:09,583
過來一點
1656
02:04:14,458 --> 02:04:17,250
喂…抬著抬著，這邊，小心啊
1657
02:04:17,792 --> 02:04:19,875
小心，快點
1658
02:04:21,625 --> 02:04:22,625
怎麼樣大哥？
1659
02:04:27,667 --> 02:04:29,917
留張名片給我秘書
到時留個好位給你
1660
02:04:30,125 --> 02:04:32,167
那記招幾時召開？
1661
02:04:32,583 --> 02:04:34,250
你說什麼？我聽不見
1662
02:04:37,083 --> 02:04:39,042
他不吃，多塗點蜜糖
1663
02:04:40,292 --> 02:04:41,208
多點
1664
02:04:43,917 --> 02:04:45,333
快叫停，受不了
1665
02:05:23,167 --> 02:05:24,583
人字拖
1666
02:05:25,708 --> 02:05:28,917
-莫史迪，我真的沒看見你
-老是這一句
1667
02:05:29,417 --> 02:05:31,083
昨天同學會幹嘛不出現啊？
1668
02:05:31,542 --> 02:05:33,833
-沒人打電話給我
-沒人打電話給你？
1669
02:05:33,958 --> 02:05:37,000
-是小學，還是大學？
-中學啊，小學？
1670
02:05:38,000 --> 02:05:39,583
差一點也不做下去？
1671
02:05:39,667 --> 02:05:42,583
我一個鏡頭到底啊，大哥
可知道上面多危險？
1672
02:05:42,667 --> 02:05:44,667
你說錯一句對白，我就要重頭來過
1673
02:05:45,083 --> 02:05:46,875
再不認真點，我宰了你
102575