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[eerie music]
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- [grunting]
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Me Frankenstein.
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This Churro from
"The Black Lagoon."
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- Now that you're engaged,
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it's good to see you going
as Bride of Frankenstein
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instead of Unmarried Domestic
Partner of Frankenstein.
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- Spoken by somebody
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who's taking a lot of liberties
with their mummy costume.
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- [howls]
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Just to be clear,
that wasn't for you.
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I'm over you.
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- Welcome to your first
sober Halloween, George.
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You know you're supposed
to wear a costume, right?
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- All right, time to
go trick-or-treating.
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Where's our little Dracula?
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- I don't want to be Dracula.
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I'm a gift this year,
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because I'm a gift
to this world.
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- But we always
do a family costume.
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Remember last year,
when we were Pok�mon?
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You were Pikachu,
I was Charizard,
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your nana was sexy Squirtle.
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- And your grandpa
was Poke-A-Man
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because neighbors would walk up
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to his passed-out body
on the lawn and ask,
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are you OK, sir?
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- Why must you make me out
to be such a monster?
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- I'm nine.
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I don't want to do
a family costume anymore.
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My body, my choice.
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- Wow, Chance is growing
to be a strong,
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independent young man.
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We need to shut this down.
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- It's no big deal.
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It's just one night
for Halloween.
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- It always starts
as just one night,
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and then one night
turns into every day,
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and eventually,
you forget what it feels like
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to hold your child's hand.
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- You're hurting me.
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- Chance is always gonna want
to spend time with his family.
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[inhales shakily]
Right?
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- Of course.
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And we still got
D�a de los Muertos,
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which he loves.
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And there's nothing wrong
with giving Chance
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a little freedom to explore.
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Especially since you always
kept me on such a short leash.
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- It was four feet.
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And I kept up with you
to give you slack.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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? ?
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[indistinct chatter]
- Yeah.
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- Trick or treat!
[Mayan shrieks]
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[laughter]
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- Dad, you know I hate spiders!
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- That's why I did it.
Duh.
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- OK, Halloween is over.
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We're moving on
to Day of the Dead now.
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And Chance,
having had a taste of freedom,
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stayed up to decorate
with his family.
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- No, I stayed up because
I'm hopped up on so much candy,
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I haven't blinked in two hours.
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Why are we doing this again?
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- So these offerings,
or ofrendas,
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they invite our relatives
back to visit us
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after they've crossed
to the other side.
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- That's right, Gordo.
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We spend time
with our family forever.
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- D�a de los Muertos
is a rich spiritual tradition
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our culture has been doing
for thousands of years.
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- Ah, loca!
Thousand years?
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Mayan, you just started doing
it after you watched "Coco."
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- It changed me forever, OK?
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And our ancestors deserve
to be honored,
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like our T�o Pablo, who
bravely crossed the Rio Grande
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to start a new life
in America.
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- Bravely?
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They rolled him up in a carpet!
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T�o Pablo was
a corrupt politician.
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He might be the only Mexican
in history
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to get deported from Mexico.
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And why did you put a pen
up there for my T�a Angela?
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- S-she was a famous writer.
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- Yeah, of bad checks.
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- These ghosts sound sus.
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- These are all
terrible people.
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And there's the queen
of all the degenerates,
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my Grandma Dolores.
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- Oh, here we go.
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- Her offering, or ofrenda,
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should be the chancla
she hit me with,
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the broom she hit me with,
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and the El Camino
she hit me with!
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- Attempted murder aside...
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she's still your grandmother
who raised you.
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- Yeah, George.
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According to "Coco"...
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this holiday is meant to honor
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the nice things
these people did.
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- Oh, loco "Coco."
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No Mexicans ever remember
the nice things.
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They only remember the things
they made fun of you for.
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- You should be careful what
you say about your ancestors.
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They could be listening.
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- Ooh, I'm scared.
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[guitar flourish]
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Ow!
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- How's it possible
that I'm dead
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and I still look better
than you?
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- Grandma Dolores,
what are you doing here?
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Did you and the devil agree
to see other people?
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- I am here because
I am on your altar...
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[George groans]
Of El D�a de los Muertos.
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You summoned me.
You summoned all of us.
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- All of us?
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[musical flourish]
Oh, man!
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- For the record,
I didn't get deported.
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I was extradited.
There's a difference.
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- And I didn't just
write bad checks.
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I was also a great lover.
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- And you-you are
calling us criminals, huh?
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You who stole that
bucket of candy
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from the neighbor's porch.
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- The sign said "Take one."
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It didn't say one candy
or one bucket of candy.
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- Dios m�o.
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- I don't have to explain
to you.
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You're not gonna be the
ones who remember me.
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My family will.
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- They're going to remember
75 years of bad behavior.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm 62.
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- Wow.
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That shock almost
brought me back to life.
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all: Mm.
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- Well, face it.
You're just like us.
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And your family's only gonna
remember the bad stuff,
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like the drinking and the lying
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and that hideous wig.
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- This isn't a wig.
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- That's exactly what someone
who wears a wig would say.
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[laughter]
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? ?
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- I'm here.
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And I bought a gift for Chance.
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- Is that a Petco bag?
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You are not
putting a leash on him.
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Besides,
he's at a friend's house.
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- Oh, spending time
with other people,
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not his family.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Hey, fam bam.
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Um...
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apropony of nothing,
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when I kick the bucket, what
ofrendas do you think you might
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put up there to remember me by?
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- Oh, I don't know, Dad.
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I don't like to think
about you being gone.
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- I got this.
[chuckles]
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A bottle
of Dollar Store tequila
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because you were a drunk
and you were cheap.
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[laughter]
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- And to represent
who you were at your core,
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a pack of expired hot dogs.
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[both laugh]
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- Guys, come on.
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What we really should
put up there is a chip.
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- Thank you,
my loving daughter.
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My sobriety chip from AA
to honor how brave I'd been?
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- I meant a casino chip
to honor how broke you've been.
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[laughter]
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[musical flourish]
- Told ya.
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It's too late, Georgie.
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Your family thinks
you're trash.
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- Well, I still have time
to change their minds.
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- Oh.
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- I'm gonna be
the most helpful,
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the kindest George
this family has ever seen
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because I'm still alive,
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and you, my little dust mite,
are not.
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[guitar playing]
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? ?
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[dramatic musical sting]
Don't forget to floss!
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- Dad, what are you doing?
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- I'm anticipating your needs.
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And killing you.
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With kindness.
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[growls]
Remember this.
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? ?
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[dramatic musical stings]
Looking for this?
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- Jeez, Louise, George.
Where did you come from?
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- Never you mind.
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The important thing to remember
is there is no escaping
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my helpful hand.
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[growls]
Remember this.
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? ?
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[dramatic musical stings]
Need me to cut something?
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[Rosie screams]
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- Oh, my eyes!
It's George!
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It's George!
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- Why do you have
those giant shears?
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- [coughs]
I was tending to your garden!
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[coughing]
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[hoarsely]
Remember this.
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[grunts]
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- It's D�a de los Muertos!
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And I'm drop-dead gorgeous.
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Well, I'm late, thanks to your
father, Eduardo Scissorhands.
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- Did he try to kill you, too?
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- Yeah, ever since
that altar went up,
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Dad's been acting strange.
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I think he's trying to be nice,
but it's very unsettling.
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Ooh, ready to put on your
sugar skull makeup, Gordo?
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- Mm...
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no.
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I'm gonna skip it this year.
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D�a de los Muertos
is just too mainstream now.
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When this guy starts doing it,
you know it's cooked.
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- He's not wrong.
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- I can't believe Chance
is ditching us again.
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- Didn't someone warn us
this would be a problem?
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Oh, that's right.
It was me.
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- Maybe your mom is right.
He's pulling away from us.
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- I still have the leash.
Quinten, grab a treat.
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- I have a better idea.
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Chance, can you come back here
for a sec?
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I've been thinking about you
not wanting to join us for D�a,
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and I get it.
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You're practically
a grown-up now.
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- I am?
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I mean...
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[deep voice]
I am.
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- And grown-ups don't want
to live with their parents.
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I'm sure you started looking
for your own place, right?
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- [normally]
I've been browsing Redfin.
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- Oh. No rush.
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But for now, you can sleep
in a tent in the backyard.
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That's what a grown man
would do.
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- Thanks, Mommy.
I mean...
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[deep voice]
Thanks, Mayan.
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- Yeah.
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- Why are you pushing him
further away?
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You know
we don't sleep outdoors
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unless it's Black Friday.
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- Relax. We've got a security
cam to keep an eye on him,
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and I'm not pushing him away.
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Tonight, we're gonna scare him
back into spending time with us
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because if he's not going
to do it out of love,
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he'll do it out of fear.
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- You didn't ask me
how I feel about this.
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- I'm sorry.
How do you feel?
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- I love it.
256
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,930
Anything to get
my little boy back.
257
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,233
- This is insane.
258
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:19,338
What kind of sick parents
scare their own child?
259
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,307
[intense dramatic music]
260
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,277
? ?
261
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,546
- Here's Georgie!
262
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:31,251
[all scream]
263
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:39,092
To finally replace the door
you've been after me to fix!
264
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:44,096
Remember this!
265
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,000
[light guitar music]
266
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,305
- Remember, Churro,
we're adults now,
267
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,209
so your half of the rent's
due Friday.
268
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,348
[crickets chirping]
269
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,053
- We're gonna get him so good.
270
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,389
One big scare, and bam,
271
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,393
our baby's gonna be sleeping
in our bed for a week.
272
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,030
- Do you think this
is gonna scar him for life?
273
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,264
- Not life.
274
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:23,036
Just until we do
something worse to him.
275
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,904
[Mayan moans like a ghost]
276
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,107
- What was that?
277
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,409
- Gah!
That was me!
278
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,112
- Oh, thank heavens.
279
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,114
- Hello?
Who's out there?
280
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,917
[both moaning like ghosts]
281
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,455
I have a very big dog in here!
282
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,059
[both moaning like ghosts]
283
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:50,963
- Boo! I'm a ghost!
284
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,598
- Chance?
285
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,033
Wait, where did he go?
286
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,034
- I don't know.
287
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,201
[mysterious snarl]
288
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,971
- What is that?
[dramatic music]
289
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:02,908
- It's a big ugly spider!
[both screaming]
290
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,576
It's got me! It's got me!
291
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,911
- Go!
292
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,446
[both screaming]
293
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,580
- Get it off me!
294
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,683
? ?
295
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,585
Oh, it's just Churro.
296
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,522
[laughter]
297
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,425
- Oh, man, we got you so good.
298
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,195
- What kind of sick parent
scares their own child?
299
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,998
Oh.
300
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,466
- Nana and I spent
all afternoon
301
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,134
making Churro's costume.
302
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,969
It was awesome.
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:31,937
I told you it was important
304
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,239
not to let Chance
pull away from his family,
305
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,077
and then I realized children
pull away from their parents,
306
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,446
not their grandparents.
307
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,948
We're good.
308
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,183
- What about us?
309
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,985
Well, you'll have grandkids
one day.
310
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,053
- We'll see.
311
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,290
I like my freedom.
312
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,627
[drill whirring]
313
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,164
[harp flourish]
- Come on!
314
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,632
Why can't you guys stay
in the pet cemetery
315
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,469
where we buried you?
316
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,437
- What's wrong?
317
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:10,009
Oh, did you get a flat tire
on your road to redemption?
318
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,244
[laughter]
319
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,246
- Yeah, I was being helpful.
320
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,150
And all they did was scream
and pepper-spray me.
321
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,121
- Accept it, hombre.
You're one of us.
322
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,756
- No. I've been working so hard
to change.
323
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:29,028
I mean, I'm a 62-year-old
sober Mexican man in therapy.
324
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,396
Last week,
325
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,599
I ate the celery that
came with my chicken wings.
326
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,536
What else do you people
want from me?
327
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,204
- Therapy?
328
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:42,141
[laughs] Only crazy people
go to therapy.
329
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:46,111
[laughs] Am I right?
330
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,147
- You didn't tell us
he was in therapy.
331
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,450
That's a big step.
332
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,019
- And you burn calories
eating celery.
333
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,354
That's heart-smart.
334
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,389
- Mm.
335
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,158
- Thank you, ghost family.
336
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,426
- All right, everybody.
337
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,394
Stop doing that,
because he's gonna start
338
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,296
believing that
he's better than us.
339
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,165
- He is better than us.
340
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,600
- He's better than you, too,
Dolores.
341
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,735
- Damn.
342
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,571
They might be from down there,
but they know what's up.
343
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,673
[chuckles]
344
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:19,178
- They don't know squat.
345
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,046
- They know that
I'm a good person.
346
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,348
Why can't you just admit it?
347
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,416
- Come on, Dolores.
- Admit it!
348
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,385
- Come on!
[overlapping shouting]
349
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,820
Just say it!
- He's been working hard.
350
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,154
- Come on.
- Give him some credit.
351
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,489
- OK!
352
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,290
You're right!
353
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,727
It's true!
You're better than me!
354
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:35,778
[clicks tongue]
355
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:41,534
How dare you sonsos
try to make me into a sonza?
356
00:16:42,354 --> 00:16:44,336
You...
357
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,639
[tense music]
Can...
358
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,408
go...
359
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,476
to...
360
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,711
hell!
361
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,314
Ha!
362
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,384
- That last one was-
363
00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,686
was you.
[chuckles]
364
00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:02,488
- Uh-oh.
365
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,558
[dreamy suspenseful music]
366
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,364
[peaceful music]
367
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,368
- Your serve, Manson.
368
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,472
Not you again.
[groans]
369
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:25,444
Is this damn holiday
ever going to be over?
370
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,379
- They play pickleball in hell?
371
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,349
- Where do you think
they invented it?
372
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,418
- I just need to understand
one thing.
373
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,620
Why are you not happy for me
374
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,655
that I'm trying
to become a better person?
375
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,490
- It's not that.
376
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:43,128
If I'm being honest,
I'm very...
377
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,664
[pronouncing strangely]
Proud...
378
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,599
of you.
379
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,834
- What was that?
380
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,736
- Uh, uh-
381
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,505
I'm prou-
382
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,573
prou-
383
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,624
pair-oh.
384
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,479
I'm proud of you!
385
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,215
- I heard you the first time.
386
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,384
- Oh. [sputters]
387
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,552
- Now, why wouldn't
you just tell me that
388
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,321
instead of making me think
that I'm a terrible person?
389
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,224
- It's just that
you can change your story,
390
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,394
but it's too late for me.
391
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:19,398
Look, I know I wasn't
the nicest grandma.
392
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,333
But I just wish that
393
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:25,605
you had one good story
to tell about me.
394
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,210
- Whoa!
What the hell?
395
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,411
[laughter]
396
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,779
- We got you, Dad.
397
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:37,384
- Oh, it's so obviously a dog,
George. [laughs]
398
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,720
- Sorry we ran away from you
screaming.
399
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,855
I don't ever want
to make you feel like
400
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,357
we're pushing you away.
401
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,292
- I get the pushing away thing.
402
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,460
I did that a lot
to my Grandma Dolores
403
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,661
when I was growing up.
404
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,730
- She kind of deserved it,
didn't she?
405
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,233
- Well, I mean, I said
a lot of bad things about her,
406
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:58,971
but it's also good to remember
the good stuff, too.
407
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,674
- Like what?
408
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:04,843
- When I was in seventh grade,
I was getting bullied a lot.
409
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,379
And I didn't want
to go to school anymore.
410
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,714
And my Grandma Dolores
came into my room,
411
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,582
and she-
- Oh, comforted you?
412
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,517
- No.
413
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,486
She made fun of me.
414
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,587
Because she said to me,
415
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,423
what are the kids
gonna say about you?
416
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,390
That your head is so big
417
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,728
that I could use a trash bag
as a shower cap?
418
00:19:21,729 --> 00:19:24,997
Or that I had lice
in my hair for so long
419
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,967
that the bugs started
to collect Social Security?
420
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:33,639
She just kept going on and on
and on until I started crying.
421
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,240
- When does the
nice story start?
422
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,610
- I'm not finished!
423
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,379
Then when I finally
went back to school,
424
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,915
none of the bullies
could get to me...
425
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:46,518
because they had nothing
on my Grandma Dolores.
426
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,589
And maybe she didn't
have a lot to give me...
427
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,525
but she gave me a tough skin.
428
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,662
And for that,
I'll always be grateful.
429
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,498
- That was a nice story, Dad.
430
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,972
- How'd I do, Grandma?
431
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,708
- I remember that day.
432
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,513
You cried like
such a little bitch.
433
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,985
- See you next year, Grandma.
434
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,889
[light guitar music]
435
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,458
? ?
436
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,460
- Mom and Dad thought
they could scare me.
437
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,531
But I'm a man,
so nothing scares me anymore.
438
00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:33,632
- That's good to know.
439
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,668
I'm glad
you enjoyed family time,
440
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,903
because you and I are gonna be
spending a lot of it together
441
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,638
when I'm really old.
442
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,775
- But you're
already really old.
443
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,644
- Really, really, really old.
444
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,580
You're gonna be my caretaker.
445
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,985
And you're gonna have
to clean my ears.
446
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,654
Trim my nails.
447
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,058
Carry me to the bathroom.
448
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:02,494
You know what chafing is?
449
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,529
Well, you will.
450
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,863
There'll be plenty of it, buddy.
451
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:05,764
[chuckles]
452
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,333
[sniffing]
Smell that?
453
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,367
That's me.
454
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,468
- Ew!
455
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,936
- And it's only
gonna get worse.
456
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,804
[chuckles]
457
00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:15,040
- [screams]
Mommy, Daddy, I'm scared!
458
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,009
Can I sleep with you?
459
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,544
- Thanks, Dad!
460
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,613
- Happy to help!
461
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,517
[growls]
Remember this.
462
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,922
{\an8}? ?
463
00:21:28,972 --> 00:21:33,522
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