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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,544 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 2 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,312 Shut your flapper and listen. 3 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:19,681 - Okay? - Sir, I-- 4 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:21,849 Your sweet talk ain't going to work on me, Honey. 5 00:01:21,983 --> 00:01:23,483 I've heard it all. 6 00:01:23,685 --> 00:01:25,954 You have until the Conor count of three 7 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,121 to apologize for wasting my time. 8 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,289 Or I'm going to hang up. 9 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,124 - Sir, as I mentioned-- - One. 10 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,694 - Sir, please-- - Two, three. 11 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,596 Okay. Bye. 12 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:36,798 That was close. 13 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,298 Everything all right there, Conor? 14 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,399 Listen to this. 15 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,636 Some wild boy tried to add 16 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,338 dark roast coffee to our lunch order. 17 00:01:44,739 --> 00:01:46,440 I know. Don't freak out. 18 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,042 I caught it just in time. 19 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:50,277 -Mh-hm? -These guys, 20 00:01:50,645 --> 00:01:51,813 always with the hard sell. 21 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,349 Holiday season or not, we serve plain, regular coffee. 22 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:57,384 Always have. Always will. 23 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,486 Anyway, bro, 24 00:01:59,621 --> 00:02:01,522 I had a chance to skim your 25 00:02:01,656 --> 00:02:03,725 presentation for tomorrow, and it's a little-- 26 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,192 I, uh, I know what you're going to say. 27 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,127 -Yeah, it's bland. -It's, uh-- 28 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:11,164 What? 29 00:02:15,937 --> 00:02:17,204 I don't understand. 30 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,640 I thought, if anything, this was too hot 31 00:02:18,773 --> 00:02:20,541 for the bedroom, boardroom. 32 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,377 Although, honestly, 33 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:24,946 I would be a little bit afraid 34 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:27,015 to try some of these moves on my wife. 35 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,315 Really? 36 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,618 I don't get it. I went buck wild on this thing. 37 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,955 I mean, some of the text is in red, for heck sake. 38 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:35,690 Okay, fair point. Yeah. 39 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,625 Just keep... 40 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:39,127 Forget what I said. 41 00:02:39,661 --> 00:02:42,229 Keep carrying on. You do, you do you. 42 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,264 - My, man. - Oh, cool. 43 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:45,800 Oh, sorry. 44 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:48,803 -Hey. -Yeah. 45 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,138 -Very cool. -Very cool. 46 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,371 You're the guy. 47 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:53,675 My man. 48 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,844 Bland. 49 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,345 Yeah, right. 50 00:03:12,727 --> 00:03:14,595 "Spice up the presentation or you're 51 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:15,963 not getting the promotion." 52 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:25,006 Ho, ho! 53 00:03:25,807 --> 00:03:28,308 That gosh darn, son of a... 54 00:03:29,744 --> 00:03:30,678 Gun. 55 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:32,980 I'll show him. 56 00:03:33,114 --> 00:03:35,116 I'll show all those... 57 00:03:36,017 --> 00:03:38,052 Boneheads! 58 00:04:00,141 --> 00:04:01,241 Kristina? 59 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:08,883 Hello? 60 00:04:27,168 --> 00:04:29,771 You would not believe the day I've had. 61 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,438 Oh, baby. 62 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,608 Let me help you with that. 63 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:39,547 You read my mind. 64 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:11,779 Agh! 65 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:14,982 Woo! 66 00:05:15,817 --> 00:05:16,884 Wow! 67 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,653 Oh, my God! 68 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:20,353 That... 69 00:05:21,289 --> 00:05:22,355 Was amazing. 70 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,658 You... 71 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,127 You are amazing. 72 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:28,095 Uh-huh. 73 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,165 I wish Mr. Buechler had a ticket to that spicy show. 74 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:34,268 Oh, really, really hot stuff. 75 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,335 Well done. 76 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,005 Ah. Speaking of. 77 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:43,144 Apparently, he says I need to, "Spice up my bland 78 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:46,047 presentation on sector subdivisions tomorrow." 79 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,016 I know. 80 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,483 What a bonehead. 81 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:52,485 They're all boneheads. 82 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,722 That's what I decided to call them, by the way, boneheads. 83 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,324 Isn't that funny? 84 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,659 I mean... 85 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:00,561 What? 86 00:06:02,997 --> 00:06:03,998 Look. 87 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,334 I love you. 88 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:09,303 I love how smart and funny, 89 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:11,404 and hardworking you are. 90 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,474 It's just that... 91 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:15,910 Maybe. 92 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,345 Sometimes. 93 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,412 Oh, I don't believe this! 94 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,748 You're not bland. 95 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,583 Not at all. 96 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,685 Just a little... 97 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,520 A little what? 98 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:30,591 Square. 99 00:06:34,362 --> 00:06:35,529 Square. 100 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,499 Square. 101 00:06:40,301 --> 00:06:42,036 What's next, Kristina? 102 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,871 Am I not, uh... 103 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:46,406 Am I not handsome enough for you now, either? 104 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,509 No, of course you are. 105 00:06:48,643 --> 00:06:49,710 You look like a movie star. 106 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:50,745 Do I? 107 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:54,048 Which one? 108 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:55,983 Gary Busey. 109 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,351 Ugh. 110 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,321 What would really rock my world 111 00:07:00,955 --> 00:07:03,691 is if we did more than just hold hands. 112 00:07:06,027 --> 00:07:07,427 What else is there? 113 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,363 We used to do a lot. 114 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,898 Elaborate, please. 115 00:07:11,032 --> 00:07:12,633 -Well, there was that time-- -No, you know what? 116 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:13,567 Forget it. 117 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,069 You're not making any sense. 118 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,076 That's it? 119 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,477 My show is on, Kristina. 120 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:25,947 ...has the largest natural lake 121 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,447 in England, 122 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:30,952 but it is the hub of a virtual cornucopia of antiques. 123 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,020 Join me tonight as I uncover-- 124 00:07:33,154 --> 00:07:35,156 We shouldn't go to bed mad at each other. 125 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:36,991 I'm not mad. 126 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,627 This is Antique Connoisseurs. 127 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:48,269 This edge right here? 128 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:49,737 That is a clear indicator 129 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,072 that this was actually 130 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:54,008 hand crafted in the American Colonial style. 131 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:58,045 So sadly, this piece has no value whatsoever. 132 00:07:58,446 --> 00:08:00,480 - Shit! - Yes! 133 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:03,483 Okay, so swearing on TV is apparently cool now? 134 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:05,686 Thank you anyway for bringing it 135 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,121 on the show today, Mr. Williams. 136 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,756 It really is a lovely piece. 137 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:11,158 We'll be right back. 138 00:08:25,106 --> 00:08:27,041 Are you ready for the party 139 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,342 of a lifetime? 140 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,047 It's time to bust out of your boredom 141 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,417 box and call Frankie Freako's Fun Time Phone. 142 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:43,057 Just call 1-900-555-FREAKO, 143 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:46,060 and fasten your freak-belts for a wild night 144 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,229 with the ultimate party animal. 145 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:56,337 Calls are only $1.99 for the first outrageous minute. 146 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,173 And 99 cents for each additional minute. 147 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:09,050 That number again is 1-900-555-FREAKO. 148 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,054 Call now. If you dare. 149 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,892 Okay. No, this is too wild. 150 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,728 Even for a not-square-at-all guy like me. 151 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,399 What are you, square? 152 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,003 Make sure you get your parent 153 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,938 or spouse's permission before calling. 154 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,618 I'm not a square. 155 00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:53,594 Okay. So I know you're going to say, this is, 156 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,931 this is not your grandma's type of presentation, is it? 157 00:09:57,298 --> 00:09:59,066 Okay. Well, uh. 158 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,502 I would tell you to 159 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,804 hold onto your seats because this next slide is a, uh. 160 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,240 It's a doozy. How do I do this? 161 00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:12,446 There we go. 162 00:10:12,581 --> 00:10:13,814 All right. What do you see on there? 163 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,116 Square. 164 00:10:15,249 --> 00:10:17,651 Just your classic, boring old, not boring. 165 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,521 I shouldn't have said that. 166 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,522 Squares are not boring. 167 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,622 That's a perfectly fine, 168 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,990 I like that square. 169 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,692 I can see your faces. You guys like it, too. 170 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,428 Um. But it's what the square represents. 171 00:10:27,562 --> 00:10:29,096 Right? That's what's, uh... 172 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:30,965 Important. 173 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,100 It represents 174 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:35,202 metamorphosis, change. 175 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,339 It's a, uh, 176 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,541 it's like... 177 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,178 Um... 178 00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:45,479 Sorry. 179 00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:46,380 Should have brought my notes. 180 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,948 Um, it's... 181 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:49,350 Well. 182 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,087 It's... 183 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,323 Pretty Freako! Yeah! 184 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:04,865 Oh! 185 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:09,571 Woo! 186 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:14,875 Okay. 187 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:19,847 Any questions? 188 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:24,818 Oh. 189 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,021 Uh, hello. 190 00:11:28,022 --> 00:11:30,057 You come here often? 191 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,594 Mr. Buechler, 192 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,663 I am so sorry. 193 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,996 You should be. 194 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,733 Sorry for knocking it out of the park. 195 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,838 No fooling. 196 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,141 That was the best presentation in the history 197 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,210 of the western branch of Magnet Technologies. 198 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,513 -What? -Yeah, that bit 199 00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:53,747 where you started sweating and screaming at the same time. 200 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,916 It's a really powerful button on the whole thing. 201 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,052 Really masterful storytelling. 202 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,887 Okay. 203 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,089 Listen, I shouldn't be telling you this 204 00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:04,091 without approval from the board, but-- 205 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,259 Whoa! 206 00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,432 You've got the promotion. 207 00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:13,602 -Yes! -Whoa! Settle down. 208 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,571 I don't want Sandy over there to find out she didn't get it. 209 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,909 Speaking of secrets, are you available to help me 210 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,344 this Saturday with something? 211 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,079 With what? 212 00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:27,748 Long story short, head office got wind of some of my crazy 213 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:28,983 creative accounting, 214 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:32,386 and so I need to do some creative recycling to 215 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,788 clean up the trail of crumbs, if you catch my meaning. 216 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:36,190 Oh. 217 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:37,726 Okay. 218 00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:39,793 I love recycling. 219 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,263 It's a date. Woot. 220 00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:45,032 No, no it's not. 221 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,767 Just got to come in, shred some documents. 222 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,835 No big deal. 223 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,571 So long as it's you 224 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,972 on that camera doing it. 225 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,575 Okay, cool. 226 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,411 See you Saturday, my man. 227 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,092 Okay, well, I think that's everything. 228 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,260 If all goes well at the gallery, 229 00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:14,828 I should be back Sunday evening. 230 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,830 Don't get into too much trouble while I'm gone, okay? 231 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,767 I don't know how I could. 232 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,503 I double checked the locks on the gun cabinet in the basement. 233 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:22,803 I was kidding. 234 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,171 I know you'll be fine. 235 00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:26,473 And besides, I triple checked them. 236 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,777 The guns are locked up tight. 237 00:13:29,611 --> 00:13:30,444 Well, 238 00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:32,246 I don't even want to tell you 239 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,348 what I got planned for the weekend. 240 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,552 Might be too spicy for your sensitive ears. 241 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,253 Oh, really? 242 00:13:39,788 --> 00:13:40,821 Can you give me a hint? 243 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,858 Let's just say I got big dinner plans. 244 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:47,662 You're ordering pizza. 245 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,165 Yes, but... 246 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,335 It's going to be half cheese and half-- 247 00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,170 Half other cheese. Wow. 248 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,471 How did I know? 249 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,677 Well, I guess 250 00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:05,312 I'm just going to do a bunch of really square things like, 251 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,315 oh, I don't know, rearrange the condiments. 252 00:14:08,449 --> 00:14:09,718 Dust the living room. 253 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,385 That's great, honey. Just be careful 254 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,053 dusting around my sculptures, okay? 255 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,069 Hey, you know anything about this Frankie Freako guy 256 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,705 they've been advertising on TV? 257 00:14:31,606 --> 00:14:32,841 You call a number? 258 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,341 He's like a little gremlin guy that likes to party? 259 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,711 No, I haven't. 260 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,012 You shouldn't call numbers like that, though. 261 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,414 Remember what happened 262 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,015 when you called that Freddy Krueger hotline? 263 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,518 You couldn't sleep for weeks. 264 00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:45,720 Yeah, he was just so mean to me. 265 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,723 I was trying to think of comebacks. 266 00:14:48,857 --> 00:14:51,024 Just stick to reruns of Antique Connoisseurs. 267 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,060 I'll see you Sunday. 268 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,597 Okay. 269 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,132 Have a fun trip. 270 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:04,706 Conor? 271 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,377 Have a freaky weekend. 272 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,461 Philadelphia soundtrack, you're dusty. 273 00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:38,873 So lame. 274 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:45,946 Muah! 275 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,147 Ooh, boop! 276 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,149 You get one, too. 277 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,953 What a beautiful sculpture. 278 00:15:53,788 --> 00:15:56,156 As it stands right now, I would 279 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,760 estimate that this clock is... 280 00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:01,295 Worth nothing. 281 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:02,931 Oh. 282 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,632 We'll be right back. 283 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,468 Oh, my. 8:30? 284 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:09,470 P.M. no less. 285 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:13,140 That is late, even for a Friday. 286 00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:17,612 Are you ready 287 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:19,814 for the party of a lifetime? 288 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,218 It's time to bust out of your boredom box and call 289 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,120 Frankie Freako's Fun Time Phone. 290 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:33,595 - Just call 1-900-555-FREAKO, -No, no, no, don't do it. 291 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,830 - and fasten your freak belts, -Don't do it! 292 00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:38,999 for a wild night with the ultimate party animal. 293 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:45,640 Calls are only $1.99 for the first outrageous minute. 294 00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:49,176 And 99 cents for each additional minute. 295 00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:56,016 That number again is 1-900-555-FREAKO. 296 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,332 Hello? 297 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,437 Hello? 298 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,741 Is this Frankie? 299 00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:22,042 Yeah, buddy! 300 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:23,912 Are you ready? 301 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,916 Ready for what? 302 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,586 To party, my man! 303 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,056 Are you ready for the Freako Show? 304 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,027 Yes or no? 305 00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:49,136 Yes! Yes, I'm ready! 306 00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:51,238 I'm ready to party! 307 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,373 Then fasten your freak belt! 308 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:57,311 'Cause here we go! 309 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,855 How did this get here? 310 00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:17,859 What the H? 311 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,029 With caffeine? 312 00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:36,376 So many freaking pops. 313 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:41,683 This place is a pigsty. 314 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:50,024 Oh, my God. 315 00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,198 This sucks. 316 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,367 This room sucks now! 317 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,172 Oh, my God. 318 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,373 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 319 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:10,011 No, no, no, no, no. 320 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:12,714 Oh, my God. 321 00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:15,348 What kind of monster would do this? 322 00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:44,444 Oh, yeah! Crank those tunes, my man! 323 00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:48,049 You. 324 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,383 Oh, my God. It's you. 325 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,987 Yeah! Ha ha ha! 326 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,456 What is this? 327 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,494 Hey! 328 00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,232 Turn that music off! 329 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,934 That is enough. 330 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:09,804 That is enough! 331 00:21:19,914 --> 00:21:20,782 Hey. 332 00:21:21,616 --> 00:21:22,984 Thank you. 333 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,452 You guys can-- 334 00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:28,990 No! No! 335 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,092 You need to get out of here. 336 00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:32,860 Get out! 337 00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,595 You're not supposed to be here. 338 00:21:34,829 --> 00:21:36,030 Oh, really? 339 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,632 Show him, Boink. 340 00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:39,466 Yep. Shabadoo. 341 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,438 Well, you seemed pretty happy to party with us last night. 342 00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:47,108 Have a look. 343 00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:50,611 No, no, no, no, no, no. 344 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,847 No. This can't be happening. 345 00:21:53,114 --> 00:21:53,981 Relax, buddy. 346 00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:55,616 You called us, remember? 347 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,618 We're here to help you loosen up. 348 00:21:57,819 --> 00:21:58,953 Have a pancake. 349 00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:02,957 Take 'er easy there, pilgrim. 350 00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:04,592 Listen, 351 00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:07,695 - you little freaks. - Freakos. 352 00:22:08,563 --> 00:22:10,898 You have until the Conor count of three 353 00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:13,301 to get your little butts out of here before I call 354 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,434 the authorities. 355 00:22:17,104 --> 00:22:17,972 One. 356 00:22:20,608 --> 00:22:21,474 Two. 357 00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:23,945 Oh, God! 358 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,345 Yee-haw. 359 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,517 Shabadoo. 360 00:22:33,321 --> 00:22:35,223 Time to get freako! 361 00:22:57,678 --> 00:22:58,913 Give me that phone. 362 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:00,648 Ow! 363 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,382 What the heck! 364 00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:04,552 Bombs away! 365 00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:09,790 Oh no. 366 00:23:18,299 --> 00:23:19,133 Fire! 367 00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:25,405 Bullseye! 368 00:23:43,824 --> 00:23:44,692 Ah! 369 00:23:58,205 --> 00:23:59,073 Ha! Mm-hm. 370 00:24:05,413 --> 00:24:07,181 That was a priceless work of art! 371 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:08,616 You monster! 372 00:24:08,749 --> 00:24:10,985 Uh-oh. Shabadoo! 373 00:24:17,058 --> 00:24:18,426 It's a masterpiece! 374 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,735 Apologize. 375 00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:32,907 Apologize to Kristina. Now! 376 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:37,311 Shaba. 377 00:24:37,812 --> 00:24:38,746 Don't. 378 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,349 Boink! 379 00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:44,819 Oh, no. Boink! 380 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:56,530 No, no, no, no, no. 381 00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:59,033 Boink! He's not breathing. 382 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,936 There's no pulse. 383 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,038 Boink. Come back. 384 00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:06,207 No, no, no, no. 385 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,476 No, no, no! 386 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:16,017 Boink! 387 00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:19,020 I love you. 388 00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:27,495 I'm sorry, I... 389 00:25:27,928 --> 00:25:29,497 I didn't realize! 390 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:38,205 I didn't mean to kill him! 391 00:25:42,777 --> 00:25:44,245 You, 392 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,013 monster! 393 00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:09,203 I got you. 394 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:10,304 Shabadoo. 395 00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:12,440 Oh, come on! 396 00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:30,124 Oh, my God. 397 00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:35,062 That's it! 398 00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:40,868 Whoa! 399 00:26:54,915 --> 00:26:56,951 This ends now. 400 00:27:05,426 --> 00:27:06,694 Hey! 401 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,164 For the last time. 402 00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:12,133 You have 403 00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:14,301 until the Conor count of three 404 00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:17,071 to vacate the premises! 405 00:27:18,239 --> 00:27:19,673 Oh yeah? 406 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,144 One. 407 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,079 Hit it, dude. 408 00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:31,520 Two! 409 00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:38,560 Three. 410 00:27:42,763 --> 00:27:45,099 -Uh-oh. -Bad move, Bucko. 411 00:28:31,513 --> 00:28:32,379 Ah! 412 00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:45,759 Where are you? 413 00:28:47,828 --> 00:28:49,263 Come out here, you little freaks. 414 00:29:02,711 --> 00:29:03,944 Yeah? 415 00:29:04,546 --> 00:29:06,581 Hi, Conor, this is Mr. Buechler. 416 00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:09,049 I'm at the office right now. 417 00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:10,818 Wondering where you are. 418 00:29:12,219 --> 00:29:14,589 I'm so sorry, Mr. Buechler. I, uh. 419 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:18,826 I can't come into the office today. 420 00:29:19,493 --> 00:29:21,262 There's been, uh. 421 00:29:22,530 --> 00:29:25,533 Issues, here. And, uh. 422 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,736 I have to deal with them right away. 423 00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:29,638 Really? 424 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,438 Everything okay? 425 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:37,411 I don't know. Honestly. 426 00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:39,980 I'm sorry to hear that. 427 00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,483 I was really counting on you to come in and help me today. 428 00:29:42,816 --> 00:29:43,984 I know. 429 00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:45,252 You know what I'll do? 430 00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:47,054 I'll call Sandy. 431 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:48,489 She's always been there for me. 432 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,660 You know, Sandy would make a great manager, 433 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:54,228 come to think of it. Hm. 434 00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:57,264 I'll be there in eight minutes. 435 00:29:57,766 --> 00:29:59,099 Cool. 436 00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:33,500 Over there. 437 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:35,135 What? 438 00:30:35,269 --> 00:30:36,738 It's all there, ready to go. 439 00:30:39,873 --> 00:30:41,909 Okay, here we go. 440 00:30:43,277 --> 00:30:45,279 Yes, that's it. 441 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:46,815 That's it. 442 00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:59,326 Focus, Conor. Put the files into the shredder. 443 00:31:00,994 --> 00:31:03,030 Almost there. 444 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,166 Yes. 445 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:14,308 What? 446 00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:16,578 Who is it? 447 00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:24,853 I know it's you. 448 00:31:25,687 --> 00:31:27,388 I know it's you, you little freaks. 449 00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:30,190 I'm gonna get you. 450 00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:34,596 I'm going to make you pay for what you did. 451 00:31:44,639 --> 00:31:46,206 What do you want? 452 00:31:46,674 --> 00:31:47,776 Why are you doing this? 453 00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:50,144 Why? 454 00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:54,281 Why? Why? Why? 455 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:56,116 Why? 456 00:32:14,769 --> 00:32:15,904 Hey. 457 00:32:16,738 --> 00:32:18,005 It's okay. 458 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:23,076 Is this hell? 459 00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:25,647 You mean the bad place? 460 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:28,415 Like, the worst place in the world? 461 00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:29,918 Yeah. 462 00:32:33,888 --> 00:32:35,289 I don't know. 463 00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:37,991 Let me make a few calls. 464 00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:58,513 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 465 00:32:58,880 --> 00:32:59,980 Hey, it's okay. 466 00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:03,885 It turned into a demon 467 00:33:04,017 --> 00:33:05,753 and blasted me head first into the TV. 468 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,889 When I woke up, the freakos were gone, 469 00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:09,591 and that's when you called me. 470 00:33:10,157 --> 00:33:12,694 Mr. Buechler, you did not need to come down here. 471 00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:15,663 No, I insist. 472 00:33:15,797 --> 00:33:18,499 If one of my employees has a problem, it's 473 00:33:18,633 --> 00:33:21,068 my job to help them fix it, no matter how personal. 474 00:33:21,936 --> 00:33:24,772 Just so I'm clear, there's three of these freakos? 475 00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:27,140 A little rock and roll party guy, 476 00:33:27,675 --> 00:33:30,512 a dork who does machines and a cute little cowboy lady. 477 00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:31,913 -Is that right? -Ugh. 478 00:33:32,045 --> 00:33:33,681 - She wasn't very cute. - Hm. 479 00:33:34,949 --> 00:33:36,851 Sounds like a little cutie to me. 480 00:33:44,592 --> 00:33:45,727 Wow. 481 00:33:51,131 --> 00:33:52,867 You really did a number on this place, Conor. 482 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,368 Me? 483 00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:57,505 Well, no offense. 484 00:33:57,639 --> 00:34:00,407 I'm not seeing any evidence of freakos anywhere. 485 00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:02,409 You don't believe me? 486 00:34:02,544 --> 00:34:04,579 How did my house get so destroyed then? 487 00:34:05,947 --> 00:34:07,582 How did I get shot in the neck? 488 00:34:09,017 --> 00:34:11,218 Is it possible you shot yourself in the neck? 489 00:34:11,619 --> 00:34:12,720 That is insane. 490 00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:15,222 I did not do all of this myself. 491 00:34:15,623 --> 00:34:16,758 Hey. 492 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:22,664 It's only insane if you refuse to believe it. 493 00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,264 Ow. 494 00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:28,435 Ow! Ow, Mr. Buechler! 495 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:30,505 Stop it. 496 00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:32,507 I will prove it to you. 497 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,408 Those sneaks are around here somewhere. 498 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,777 I know it! 499 00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:44,117 We should really head back to the office. 500 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:46,386 Those documents aren't going to shred themselves. 501 00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:49,557 -Oof! -There he is! 502 00:34:51,859 --> 00:34:53,895 There! After him! 503 00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:05,773 I'm going to find these creeps and kick their little heads off. 504 00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:07,307 I heckin' swear. 505 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:11,512 This better not be some kind of trick 506 00:35:11,646 --> 00:35:13,648 to get out of shredding those documents. 507 00:35:14,048 --> 00:35:16,050 I heckin' swear as well. 508 00:35:39,674 --> 00:35:40,942 You know, there's an internal review of 509 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:42,944 fourth quarter financials Monday morning, 510 00:35:43,077 --> 00:35:45,145 and I would love for that box of records 511 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:46,681 to disappear before then. 512 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:50,450 Oh, jeez. 513 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,722 The guns. 514 00:35:58,425 --> 00:36:00,028 They took all the guns. 515 00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:06,100 Oh. 516 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:08,936 Hello, Miss. 517 00:36:09,469 --> 00:36:11,506 Hey there, Cowboy. 518 00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:18,311 How about you come give me a smooch? 519 00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:25,687 Mm. 520 00:36:41,636 --> 00:36:42,537 Mr. Buechler, look out! 521 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,341 Oh, my God! 522 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:52,345 Oh! Oh! 523 00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:54,347 Watch your step, sucker! 524 00:36:54,649 --> 00:36:56,617 Help me! 525 00:38:09,757 --> 00:38:10,925 Oh, boy. 526 00:38:11,058 --> 00:38:13,293 I guess you'll be sticking around for a while. 527 00:38:47,295 --> 00:38:49,496 Oh, bit of a sticky situation, eh? 528 00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,467 Laugh at this, freako. 529 00:39:12,587 --> 00:39:14,055 Oh, Mr. Buechler. 530 00:39:15,056 --> 00:39:16,090 Are you okay? 531 00:39:17,892 --> 00:39:18,926 No. 532 00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:20,828 I got to get you some help. 533 00:39:20,962 --> 00:39:22,163 Yeah. 534 00:39:23,064 --> 00:39:24,497 You're right, Conor. 535 00:39:25,266 --> 00:39:26,499 I think this is the bad place 536 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,202 you were talking about before. 537 00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:31,005 -Hell? -Yes. 538 00:39:34,842 --> 00:39:36,344 You're bleeding. You need a doctor. 539 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:37,511 Whatever. 540 00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:39,914 It's fine. 541 00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:41,916 I'll be fine. 542 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:43,416 No, you won't. 543 00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:44,752 That's insane. 544 00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:48,055 Only if you refuse to believe it, my good man. 545 00:39:49,757 --> 00:39:50,925 Now, go. 546 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:52,693 Get those freakos. 547 00:39:54,629 --> 00:39:56,197 Knock them out of the park. 548 00:39:57,732 --> 00:39:59,367 I'm coming back for you. 549 00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:02,770 I am going to shred those little jerks. 550 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:05,539 And when I'm done, 551 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:07,208 we can go to the office 552 00:40:07,341 --> 00:40:09,343 and we can shred those documents. 553 00:40:12,046 --> 00:40:13,614 I'd like that. 554 00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,517 So would I. 555 00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:19,153 Boop. 556 00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:28,996 I always knew this would happen. 557 00:41:15,276 --> 00:41:16,277 Hello? 558 00:41:16,544 --> 00:41:17,945 Oh, Kristina. 559 00:41:18,813 --> 00:41:20,314 Oh, thank God it's you. 560 00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:21,481 Who else would it be? 561 00:41:21,615 --> 00:41:23,150 Dan Aykroyd? 562 00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:24,986 What? 563 00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:26,954 No, I don't know. I guess not. 564 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,389 Is everything all right? 565 00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:30,224 You sound stressed. 566 00:41:30,658 --> 00:41:32,126 Everything's fine. 567 00:41:34,462 --> 00:41:35,463 What was that? 568 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:38,632 It sounded like a sculpture falling apart in your hands. 569 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,500 It wasn't. 570 00:41:41,268 --> 00:41:42,770 Look, I'll talk to you later, okay? Bye. 571 00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:10,664 Time to die. 572 00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:13,000 Little freakos. 573 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,811 Agh! Come on. 574 00:42:33,087 --> 00:42:35,122 On the Conor count of three. 575 00:42:36,891 --> 00:42:37,925 One. 576 00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:44,598 Two. 577 00:43:00,114 --> 00:43:02,883 Rise and shine! 578 00:43:04,885 --> 00:43:06,320 Now that we have your attention, 579 00:43:06,454 --> 00:43:08,255 it's time for a little show and tell. 580 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:20,901 They're smart, 581 00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:23,170 they're mischievous, and they love to party. 582 00:43:23,904 --> 00:43:25,239 For centuries, these fun 583 00:43:25,372 --> 00:43:27,576 loving critters known as Freakos have lived in peace 584 00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:30,044 and harmony on their home planet of Freak World. 585 00:43:31,178 --> 00:43:32,913 Sadly, this time of tranquility 586 00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:35,883 came to an end over 12 freak years ago 587 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,353 when a ruthless Freako named Munch appointed himself 588 00:43:39,487 --> 00:43:41,288 Freak Lord of the entire planet, 589 00:43:41,422 --> 00:43:43,724 overthrowing his fellow Freakos with a vast 590 00:43:43,858 --> 00:43:46,093 army of mechanical Freako Killers. 591 00:43:48,028 --> 00:43:49,897 Once he seized control, Freak Lord 592 00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:53,334 President Munch set to work, enslaving his fellow Freakos. 593 00:43:53,801 --> 00:43:56,470 He forced them to toil day and night, operating a vast 594 00:43:56,605 --> 00:43:59,840 network of phone hotlines and in turn, increasing 595 00:43:59,974 --> 00:44:03,377 the profits of Munch Industries by 10,000 percent. 596 00:44:03,777 --> 00:44:04,812 Huh. 597 00:44:06,447 --> 00:44:08,082 But there were three Freakos in 598 00:44:08,215 --> 00:44:10,718 particular who fought against the power of Munch. 599 00:44:11,218 --> 00:44:13,487 Each possessing a special set of skills. 600 00:44:13,622 --> 00:44:15,823 - Frankie Freako... -Oh, that's me! 601 00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:18,025 Dottie Dunko and Boink Bardo 602 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:19,628 combined their efforts and invented 603 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,463 a way to teleport between Freak World and our world 604 00:44:22,763 --> 00:44:24,533 using the phone lines as a conduit. 605 00:44:27,234 --> 00:44:29,970 And this is how Frankie Freako's Fun Time Phone 606 00:44:30,104 --> 00:44:31,105 was born. 607 00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:34,208 Through this hotline, our three heroes were able to escape 608 00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:35,476 the tyranny of Munch. 609 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:37,478 To live peacefully on earth and party 610 00:44:37,612 --> 00:44:39,648 like Freakos should once again. 611 00:44:44,451 --> 00:44:47,188 We've been through a lot, so we really appreciate it 612 00:44:47,321 --> 00:44:49,356 if you didn't rain on our parade. 613 00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:52,527 We're going to party hard and then we'll be on our way. 614 00:44:53,127 --> 00:44:55,129 It'll be like we were never here. 615 00:44:55,796 --> 00:44:57,831 What do you say, Padre? 616 00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:03,572 Hey, buddy, 617 00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:05,339 wake up! 618 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,748 Shocks advised. 619 00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:18,886 God! Oh, my God! 620 00:45:19,688 --> 00:45:21,255 Oh, what the heck? 621 00:45:28,996 --> 00:45:30,464 Anyways, we got one 622 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:32,701 night of partying left before we head out. 623 00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:34,768 Are you going to keep making trouble, 624 00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:37,404 or do you want to get freaky with us? 625 00:45:43,744 --> 00:45:45,746 Okay. 626 00:45:45,879 --> 00:45:47,915 You win. 627 00:45:50,184 --> 00:45:51,185 Let's get freaky. 628 00:45:56,591 --> 00:45:58,192 You got any aces? 629 00:46:00,695 --> 00:46:02,029 Go fish. 630 00:46:02,162 --> 00:46:03,732 If you say so! 631 00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:08,435 That's what I call a fish out of water! 632 00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:09,571 Eh, Boink? 633 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:23,817 Yeah, all right! 634 00:46:32,727 --> 00:46:34,161 Hey, great job, guys. 635 00:46:35,262 --> 00:46:37,498 Teamwork. That's what I like to see. 636 00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:46,775 Oh yeah, Honey, I'm having a great time. 637 00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:48,576 Is that music I hear? 638 00:46:48,777 --> 00:46:50,044 Uh, yeah. 639 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:53,047 Um, we're having, I'm having a little bit of a dance party. 640 00:46:53,615 --> 00:46:54,783 Hey, hey! Shabadoo! 641 00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:56,116 Would you keep it down? 642 00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:57,585 I'm on the phone! 643 00:47:01,021 --> 00:47:02,356 How are things over there? 644 00:47:02,590 --> 00:47:05,492 Great, we've moved up the installation date for my show, 645 00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:07,696 so I'll be shipping my sculptures next week. 646 00:47:12,966 --> 00:47:15,502 Uh. 647 00:47:15,804 --> 00:47:17,037 Yeah. 648 00:47:17,572 --> 00:47:19,607 Yeah, of course. I, uh. 649 00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:21,842 Oh, man. What time is it? 650 00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,678 I have got so much that I've got to do. 651 00:47:23,812 --> 00:47:25,513 I will, uh, I'll talk to you later. Okay? 652 00:47:25,647 --> 00:47:26,847 I love you. Bye. 653 00:47:35,122 --> 00:47:37,458 I can fix this. Yep. 654 00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:44,398 I can't believe it. 655 00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:45,767 I ruined everything! 656 00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:49,103 What's wrong, my man? 657 00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:51,506 Kristina's sculptures. 658 00:47:52,139 --> 00:47:53,775 They're ruined! 659 00:47:54,274 --> 00:47:55,943 Her big art show is next week. 660 00:47:56,176 --> 00:47:58,145 She trusted me to take care of the house. 661 00:47:58,278 --> 00:47:59,413 It was the one thing 662 00:47:59,547 --> 00:48:01,549 she needed me to do, and I bunged it up. 663 00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:04,084 Oh, boy. That's a real pickle. 664 00:48:06,153 --> 00:48:07,555 You said it, Frankie. 665 00:48:07,689 --> 00:48:09,189 I tell you what. 666 00:48:09,323 --> 00:48:10,924 Let me and the pals have a look at them. 667 00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:12,527 We're good at breaking stuff, 668 00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:15,095 but we're pretty good at fixing things, too. 669 00:48:16,463 --> 00:48:18,332 -Really? -Hey, we've had a great time 670 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:19,634 getting freako with you. 671 00:48:19,768 --> 00:48:21,368 It's the least we could do. 672 00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:23,937 Come on, guys. 673 00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:25,973 We got work to do. 674 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,877 I think things are going to work out after all. 675 00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:32,980 Here we go. 676 00:48:39,186 --> 00:48:40,387 Using a hammer. 677 00:48:40,522 --> 00:48:42,524 I never even thought of that. 678 00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:48,530 Ah, I think I need to wet my whistle. 679 00:48:54,067 --> 00:48:55,269 What? 680 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:57,639 These are all we have? 681 00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:04,646 Well. 682 00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:06,581 Worth a shot, I guess. 683 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:21,663 Oh no. 684 00:49:22,262 --> 00:49:23,898 I wonder who that could be. 685 00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:26,266 Well, I'm about to find out. 686 00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:29,470 Uh-oh. Shabadoo. 687 00:49:30,738 --> 00:49:32,774 Bad news, I reckon. 688 00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:35,008 Don't pick it up! 689 00:49:43,283 --> 00:49:45,319 No! 690 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:50,959 Frankie. I found you. 691 00:49:59,032 --> 00:50:00,668 Get out of here! 692 00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:09,944 Shabadoo. 693 00:50:10,143 --> 00:50:11,846 There, there, cowboy. 694 00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:13,380 This is bad. 695 00:50:19,353 --> 00:50:20,655 Frankie! 696 00:50:20,788 --> 00:50:22,189 What is going on? 697 00:50:22,322 --> 00:50:23,423 They found us! 698 00:50:23,558 --> 00:50:26,059 I told you not to pick up the phone! 699 00:50:36,804 --> 00:50:37,839 What's in there? 700 00:50:37,972 --> 00:50:39,172 Freako Killers. 701 00:50:39,507 --> 00:50:41,375 President Munch's private army. 702 00:50:57,825 --> 00:50:58,726 Fire. 703 00:51:01,629 --> 00:51:03,531 Holy shoot! 704 00:51:24,018 --> 00:51:26,054 Stay where you are. 705 00:51:37,565 --> 00:51:39,067 You're coming with us. 706 00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:41,501 By order of President Munch. 707 00:51:43,905 --> 00:51:44,939 Bring him. 708 00:51:45,073 --> 00:51:47,942 President Munch needs a new concubine. 709 00:51:48,076 --> 00:51:49,409 What? What? 710 00:51:50,044 --> 00:51:51,111 What did he say? 711 00:51:51,244 --> 00:51:52,513 What did he say? Concubine? 712 00:51:54,247 --> 00:51:55,215 What that is? 713 00:52:47,635 --> 00:52:49,103 Where are we? 714 00:52:51,539 --> 00:52:53,574 This is Freak World, buddy. 715 00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,043 Or at least what's left of it. 716 00:52:55,175 --> 00:52:56,678 Now that Munch is in charge. 717 00:53:21,401 --> 00:53:22,369 Ha-ha. 718 00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:27,608 Ha-ha. 719 00:53:27,742 --> 00:53:29,242 Hey. Give that back. 720 00:53:41,155 --> 00:53:43,191 Stop. Stop. 721 00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:45,560 Stop it, please! No! 722 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,795 Ow! Why? 723 00:53:54,836 --> 00:53:56,204 Take her away. 724 00:53:58,405 --> 00:53:59,741 Dottie, no! 725 00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:01,542 Unhand me, varmint! 726 00:54:02,309 --> 00:54:03,778 Damn you all! 727 00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:05,613 Let me go! 728 00:54:46,788 --> 00:54:47,989 Kneel. 729 00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:49,957 Sure. 730 00:54:58,232 --> 00:54:59,267 Hi. 731 00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:09,309 What? 732 00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:11,279 -Mm-mm. -What do you want me to do? 733 00:55:11,546 --> 00:55:12,713 Say something! 734 00:55:12,847 --> 00:55:13,848 Ah, forget it. 735 00:55:14,982 --> 00:55:15,950 Useless. 736 00:55:16,784 --> 00:55:18,519 What button do I press, this one? 737 00:55:31,398 --> 00:55:33,433 Frankie, my boy. 738 00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:34,735 Uh, I'm sorry? 739 00:55:34,869 --> 00:55:36,103 I'm not, uh-- 740 00:55:36,237 --> 00:55:37,171 Frankie. 741 00:55:37,305 --> 00:55:39,339 You really messed up this time. 742 00:55:39,974 --> 00:55:41,142 You got the wrong guy. 743 00:55:41,275 --> 00:55:43,311 No more games, Frankie. 744 00:55:43,611 --> 00:55:44,679 No one runs from me. 745 00:55:44,812 --> 00:55:46,981 You're mine. You hear me? Mine! 746 00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:48,749 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 747 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,062 Who are you? You're not Frankie. 748 00:56:01,195 --> 00:56:05,833 You're far too beautiful to be Frankie. 749 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,068 He's a keeper! 750 00:56:07,535 --> 00:56:08,703 Ow! 751 00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,938 No! Not acceptable. 752 00:56:11,172 --> 00:56:13,841 Frankie. There you are. 753 00:56:14,175 --> 00:56:16,043 The one and only, hee-hee! 754 00:56:16,177 --> 00:56:17,511 You thought you could run from me? 755 00:56:17,879 --> 00:56:19,780 No one runs from President Munch. 756 00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:21,549 I'm going to make you pay. 757 00:56:22,316 --> 00:56:25,753 And all of Freak World is going to watch you suffer. 758 00:56:26,153 --> 00:56:28,656 I'll never bow to you, Freak Lord! 759 00:56:29,223 --> 00:56:31,926 Maybe you won't, but she will. 760 00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:37,531 No! 761 00:56:38,299 --> 00:56:39,399 Dottie. 762 00:56:39,634 --> 00:56:40,935 Shabba-no. 763 00:56:41,102 --> 00:56:44,572 That's right. Your friend Dottie belongs to me now. 764 00:56:44,939 --> 00:56:47,440 But I have something far worse planned for you. 765 00:56:48,109 --> 00:56:49,277 Crunch. 766 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:51,112 Bring in the Dial of Doom. 767 00:56:54,081 --> 00:56:55,216 Dial of Doom? 768 00:56:55,783 --> 00:56:56,918 Uh. 769 00:56:57,752 --> 00:56:59,120 What's that? 770 00:57:07,094 --> 00:57:09,864 Crunch, show them how the Dial of Doom works. 771 00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:12,099 Uh, me, sir? 772 00:57:12,366 --> 00:57:14,268 Yeah. Give us a demonstration. 773 00:57:15,069 --> 00:57:16,304 Uh, but-- 774 00:57:16,604 --> 00:57:18,306 Hurry up! 775 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,476 Uh, okay. 776 00:57:29,116 --> 00:57:32,053 My good friend Crunch here built this nifty contraption. 777 00:57:32,753 --> 00:57:33,988 It dishes out punishments 778 00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:36,123 based on how much of a freak you are. 779 00:57:36,857 --> 00:57:38,292 You spin the dial and the computer 780 00:57:38,426 --> 00:57:40,628 scans your level of freakiness 781 00:57:41,128 --> 00:57:43,164 and subdivides that into sectors 782 00:57:43,597 --> 00:57:46,634 Sector subdivisions. Of course. 783 00:57:46,867 --> 00:57:48,903 And then it rates you on freakiness. 784 00:57:49,136 --> 00:57:51,806 It's all quite spectacular, I'm told. 785 00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:54,342 Green means you're okay. Red means 786 00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:56,911 you're a total freak show and then you're in trouble. 787 00:58:03,184 --> 00:58:04,618 Too bad for you, Crunch. 788 00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:06,120 That's pretty freaky. 789 00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:34,882 That's what it does, huh? 790 00:58:35,016 --> 00:58:36,484 Okay, that was pretty nuts. 791 00:58:37,151 --> 00:58:39,186 Okay, well, thank you for that, Crunch. 792 00:58:40,321 --> 00:58:41,622 Uh, take the rest of the day off. 793 00:58:41,756 --> 00:58:42,823 See you Monday? 794 00:58:43,591 --> 00:58:45,259 All right. 795 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:50,798 Who's next? 796 00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:58,205 -Hey! -Trust me. 797 00:58:58,539 --> 00:58:59,807 The pretty one? 798 00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,343 Well, too bad. 799 00:59:02,476 --> 00:59:04,645 Step right up and let's see what kind of punishment awaits 800 00:59:04,779 --> 00:59:06,814 that sweet ass. 801 00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:13,854 Give her a spin, hot stuff. 802 00:59:14,789 --> 00:59:16,057 Here we go. 803 00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:28,302 Come on. 804 00:59:33,908 --> 00:59:35,609 I'm so sorry, Kristina. 805 00:59:36,844 --> 00:59:38,145 I failed you. 806 00:59:42,450 --> 00:59:43,684 I love you. 807 00:59:44,185 --> 00:59:45,619 Come on. Come on. 808 00:59:45,753 --> 00:59:47,021 Hurry up. 809 00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:00,501 Come on. 810 01:00:05,206 --> 01:00:06,340 Let me help you, buddy. 811 01:00:12,581 --> 01:00:13,614 Hey. 812 01:00:16,717 --> 01:00:17,952 Nice one, Boink! 813 01:00:18,452 --> 01:00:20,154 You think you can do it? 814 01:00:21,455 --> 01:00:22,823 Shabadoo. 815 01:00:42,209 --> 01:00:43,177 Yes! 816 01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:44,845 Here we go! 817 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,725 What? That tall glass 818 01:00:57,858 --> 01:00:59,760 of coochie-coo doesn't have one ounce 819 01:00:59,894 --> 01:01:00,961 of freak in him? 820 01:01:02,296 --> 01:01:04,633 No, no, no, no! 821 01:01:04,765 --> 01:01:06,568 How could you be so bland? 822 01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:11,138 I guess I'm just... 823 01:01:12,239 --> 01:01:13,807 Square. 824 01:01:23,717 --> 01:01:25,419 No! 825 01:01:37,865 --> 01:01:39,033 Let's boogie! 826 01:01:41,268 --> 01:01:42,970 Yeah. Let's do it! 827 01:01:43,971 --> 01:01:45,072 No! 828 01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,387 Oh no! Dottie! 829 01:02:00,721 --> 01:02:03,324 Must. Kill. Freakos. 830 01:02:05,159 --> 01:02:06,595 Dottie, you're one of us. 831 01:02:06,727 --> 01:02:07,995 Don't do this! 832 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:12,800 Remember who you are. 833 01:02:13,602 --> 01:02:14,868 Remember who you are. 834 01:02:15,302 --> 01:02:16,638 You can do it. 835 01:02:21,175 --> 01:02:24,078 Shabadoo-it. 836 01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:32,920 Come on, Dottie. 837 01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:36,423 I believe in you. 838 01:02:37,726 --> 01:02:39,093 Halt! 839 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:46,568 Get. Down. 840 01:02:55,376 --> 01:02:57,845 Yeah! Dottie! 841 01:03:02,283 --> 01:03:03,951 Let's go, cowboys. 842 01:03:04,985 --> 01:03:05,853 Hm-hm. 843 01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:08,822 Not this time, Frankie. 844 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:13,494 Not this time! Agh! 845 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,287 What? What? 846 01:03:40,421 --> 01:03:41,589 You don't know how to drive this thing? 847 01:03:41,822 --> 01:03:43,157 Boink. You do machines. 848 01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,425 How does this work? 849 01:03:45,359 --> 01:03:46,827 Don't know. Shabadoo. 850 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,195 - Uh-oh. - Aw, great. 851 01:03:48,329 --> 01:03:50,030 How are we supposed to get out of here now? 852 01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:53,867 Oh no, here he comes! 853 01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:06,880 Thanks, Crunch. 854 01:04:07,682 --> 01:04:08,650 Hey, Crunch. 855 01:04:10,518 --> 01:04:11,619 Thanks. 856 01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:13,153 Never doubted you for a second. 857 01:04:13,287 --> 01:04:14,355 Love you, buddy. 858 01:04:31,438 --> 01:04:32,540 Slow down, please. 859 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:41,415 Can't this thing go any faster? 860 01:04:41,549 --> 01:04:42,717 They're gaining on us. 861 01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:45,653 Needs more juice, I reckon. 862 01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:57,064 Give me that. 863 01:04:57,866 --> 01:04:58,733 Hey! 864 01:05:05,239 --> 01:05:06,608 Whoa! 865 01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:18,085 Hold on! 866 01:06:07,301 --> 01:06:09,503 Frankie? You did it! 867 01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:11,271 You got us home! 868 01:06:11,405 --> 01:06:12,774 No, Conor. 869 01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:15,209 We did it. Together. 870 01:06:16,578 --> 01:06:17,645 Aw. 871 01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:25,219 Look, buddy. I know it's been pretty crazy 872 01:06:25,352 --> 01:06:28,188 this past little while, but I got to tell you something. 873 01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:30,525 What is it, Frankie? 874 01:06:32,459 --> 01:06:34,027 You can tell me anything. 875 01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:53,380 We haven't been completely honest with you. 876 01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:56,316 The truth is... 877 01:07:04,759 --> 01:07:06,093 It's Munch! 878 01:07:06,393 --> 01:07:08,997 He's gone full Freak Lord! 879 01:07:09,998 --> 01:07:11,933 You can't escape me! 880 01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:13,166 Shoot him, Dottie! Shoot him! 881 01:07:19,473 --> 01:07:21,375 I'm coming for you! 882 01:07:21,509 --> 01:07:23,310 No, no, shabadoo! 883 01:07:23,811 --> 01:07:25,847 - Freak Lord! - Huh? 884 01:07:29,383 --> 01:07:31,819 Come and get me, hot stuff. 885 01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,888 Oh, yes. 886 01:07:34,488 --> 01:07:36,524 Yes, the pretty one. 887 01:07:38,425 --> 01:07:39,527 I'll be back for you. 888 01:07:40,662 --> 01:07:43,363 First I'm going to have a little treat. 889 01:07:47,669 --> 01:07:49,704 I'll be waiting for you. 890 01:08:03,551 --> 01:08:05,853 Where are you? My sweet. 891 01:08:38,052 --> 01:08:39,119 There you are. 892 01:08:39,721 --> 01:08:41,421 My sweet treat. 893 01:08:42,289 --> 01:08:43,725 Come and get me. 894 01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:45,425 I'm right here. 895 01:08:48,228 --> 01:08:49,496 I don't know what this plan 896 01:08:49,631 --> 01:08:51,633 is, but I hope it works. 897 01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:57,170 Hey. 898 01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:26,701 I got you! 899 01:09:27,602 --> 01:09:29,637 Now that, my man, 900 01:09:29,804 --> 01:09:31,839 was pretty freaky! 901 01:09:31,973 --> 01:09:33,808 You look so stupid right now! 902 01:09:33,941 --> 01:09:34,976 You rube! 903 01:09:35,109 --> 01:09:37,845 You cad! Ah, you should see your face! 904 01:09:38,146 --> 01:09:39,714 You look so dumb! 905 01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:49,389 Did I say rube? 906 01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:52,292 I meant Rube Goldberg. 907 01:09:55,797 --> 01:09:59,133 Oh, oh. There's no escaping me, my sweet treat. 908 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,502 We got to do something! 909 01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,715 What have we here? 910 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:17,785 Hey. Shabadoo. 911 01:10:18,285 --> 01:10:19,854 Huh? Shabadoo? 912 01:10:31,866 --> 01:10:32,967 No. 913 01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:34,936 No. 914 01:10:59,927 --> 01:11:01,129 Wow. 915 01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:03,064 Home run. 916 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:37,098 Well, I'm just glad that's over with. 917 01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:42,469 Mm! 918 01:11:43,104 --> 01:11:45,239 I can see why you guys like this stuff so much. 919 01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:47,175 Yeah! 920 01:11:53,815 --> 01:11:55,716 Go ahead. 921 01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:00,154 Hello? 922 01:12:00,288 --> 01:12:01,354 Hey, baby. 923 01:12:01,656 --> 01:12:03,524 Things wrapped up early, so I'm on my way home. 924 01:12:04,391 --> 01:12:05,259 Oh. 925 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:07,327 Uh. 926 01:12:08,763 --> 01:12:10,031 Great. 927 01:12:10,164 --> 01:12:12,099 I'll see you in just under an hour. 928 01:12:12,233 --> 01:12:13,466 Okay, I love you. Bye. 929 01:12:14,302 --> 01:12:15,670 Okay. 930 01:12:17,305 --> 01:12:18,840 So great. 931 01:12:21,576 --> 01:12:22,977 What is it, buddy? 932 01:12:23,945 --> 01:12:25,345 She's coming. 933 01:12:28,816 --> 01:12:31,319 We have got to fix this place up, stat. 934 01:12:32,452 --> 01:12:33,855 Let's do it. 935 01:12:34,288 --> 01:12:35,388 Yeah! 936 01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:37,525 Yeah, cowboy. 937 01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:39,527 Yeah. 938 01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:21,434 Shabadoo! 939 01:14:05,112 --> 01:14:06,113 Good as new. 940 01:14:06,714 --> 01:14:07,581 Muah. 941 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:19,660 Perfect. 942 01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:22,096 It's like nothing ever happened. 943 01:14:24,932 --> 01:14:26,100 Good job, guys. 944 01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:27,435 Shabadoo. 945 01:14:31,105 --> 01:14:31,973 Huh? 946 01:14:35,910 --> 01:14:37,345 Kristina can't know you're here. Hide! 947 01:14:38,612 --> 01:14:39,981 Let's boogie. 948 01:14:42,183 --> 01:14:43,483 Shabadoo! 949 01:14:51,359 --> 01:14:52,626 You're back! 950 01:14:54,996 --> 01:14:56,496 What happened here? 951 01:14:57,798 --> 01:14:59,100 What do you mean? 952 01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:02,837 Just usual bland and square things 953 01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:05,006 I always get up to around here. 954 01:15:24,692 --> 01:15:25,726 Yee-haw. 955 01:15:27,461 --> 01:15:28,696 Hey! Shabadoo! 956 01:15:36,404 --> 01:15:37,271 Oh, hi. 957 01:15:40,775 --> 01:15:41,642 Oh, them? 958 01:15:44,211 --> 01:15:45,079 Uh. 959 01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:47,815 Well, 960 01:15:47,948 --> 01:15:49,750 I guess you could say 961 01:15:49,884 --> 01:15:51,886 things got a little freako. 962 01:16:11,839 --> 01:16:13,574 I'm sorry. 963 01:16:14,742 --> 01:16:16,610 I failed you, Kristina. 964 01:16:17,278 --> 01:16:18,412 I couldn't take care of the house 965 01:16:18,547 --> 01:16:20,147 for one lousy weekend. 966 01:16:20,648 --> 01:16:25,052 I tried so hard to do a good job, 967 01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:27,021 but I called that dumb number, 968 01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:29,123 and everything fell apart. 969 01:16:29,356 --> 01:16:30,724 I'm such a failure. 970 01:16:30,858 --> 01:16:32,493 Hey. Hey. 971 01:16:33,427 --> 01:16:34,895 It's okay. 972 01:16:35,029 --> 01:16:36,397 You're going to be okay. 973 01:16:37,198 --> 01:16:38,766 It's fine. 974 01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:41,402 It's all totally fine. 975 01:16:41,836 --> 01:16:43,037 What? 976 01:16:43,938 --> 01:16:45,206 Really? 977 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,742 I know Christmas is still a week away, but. 978 01:16:51,712 --> 01:16:53,114 I got you a gift. 979 01:16:58,752 --> 01:17:00,589 The gift of truth. 980 01:17:03,023 --> 01:17:03,924 I... 981 01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:05,993 I don't understand. 982 01:17:07,128 --> 01:17:08,696 We were roommates. 983 01:17:09,230 --> 01:17:11,265 Dottie and I went to gun college together. 984 01:17:11,398 --> 01:17:12,500 Bingo. 985 01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:13,968 Gun college? 986 01:17:14,502 --> 01:17:15,369 Yep. 987 01:17:17,771 --> 01:17:20,174 She's the one who introduced me to Frank. 988 01:17:21,308 --> 01:17:22,443 Frank? 989 01:17:22,577 --> 01:17:24,111 Yeah. I was going through a bit 990 01:17:24,245 --> 01:17:26,780 an aimless phase of my life, and he really helped 991 01:17:26,914 --> 01:17:28,482 give me a sense of direction. 992 01:17:29,316 --> 01:17:31,352 I guess I was hoping that 993 01:17:31,485 --> 01:17:33,320 he could do the same for you. 994 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:35,689 For us. 995 01:17:39,093 --> 01:17:40,394 Besides, 996 01:17:40,529 --> 01:17:42,564 this one owed me a favor. 997 01:17:42,696 --> 01:17:44,533 Any time, my good buddy. 998 01:17:44,999 --> 01:17:45,866 Ha-ha! 999 01:17:49,236 --> 01:17:50,639 But your sculptures. 1000 01:17:51,005 --> 01:17:52,473 Well, 1001 01:17:52,607 --> 01:17:54,643 That was a little side project for the freakos. 1002 01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:56,710 Honestly, my work 1003 01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:58,812 lately has been feeling really stagnant. 1004 01:17:59,013 --> 01:18:01,048 And I just need some inspiration. 1005 01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:03,150 I knew these little dudes would deliver. 1006 01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:08,289 Those look awesome. 1007 01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:11,325 Thanks, guys. 1008 01:18:26,641 --> 01:18:27,841 Thank you. 1009 01:18:28,108 --> 01:18:29,843 I'm not the one you should be thanking. 1010 01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:36,016 I got a better idea. 1011 01:18:36,150 --> 01:18:37,184 Hey, guys. 1012 01:18:37,318 --> 01:18:38,419 -Huh? -I was thinking, 1013 01:18:38,819 --> 01:18:40,788 Why don't you spend Christmas with us? 1014 01:18:41,222 --> 01:18:42,856 It's the least I could do. 1015 01:18:42,990 --> 01:18:44,725 All right! 1016 01:18:45,159 --> 01:18:47,394 We'll get started on the decorations. 1017 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:53,901 Go nuts. But, uh. 1018 01:18:54,703 --> 01:18:56,036 Kristina and I 1019 01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:58,439 have a little business to deal with in the bedroom first. 1020 01:19:00,174 --> 01:19:02,176 I've been waiting for this moment for so long. 1021 01:19:10,184 --> 01:19:12,219 Tonight, 1022 01:19:12,886 --> 01:19:15,055 I'm going to hold both your hands. 1023 01:19:17,891 --> 01:19:19,728 I have a better idea. 1024 01:19:19,893 --> 01:19:21,362 Freako style. 1025 01:19:45,754 --> 01:19:47,788 Merry Christmas. 1026 01:19:48,889 --> 01:19:54,128 ♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay ♪ 1027 01:19:54,562 --> 01:19:59,768 ♪ Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day ♪ 1028 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,336 ♪ To save us all from Satan's pow'r ♪ 1029 01:20:02,469 --> 01:20:03,971 Satan? Whoa! ♪ When we were gone astray ♪ 1030 01:20:05,272 --> 01:20:09,243 ♪ Oh tidings of comfort and joy comfort and joy ♪ 1031 01:20:09,443 --> 01:20:11,145 ♪ Comfort and joy ♪ 1032 01:20:11,278 --> 01:20:16,150 ♪ Oh tidings of comfort and joy ♪ 1033 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:22,122 Whoa! 1034 01:20:25,025 --> 01:20:28,329 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 1035 01:20:34,968 --> 01:20:38,339 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1036 01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:41,975 Comfort and joy! 1037 01:20:51,885 --> 01:20:55,189 Oh, yeah! This rocks! 1038 01:20:55,790 --> 01:21:01,295 ♪ Santa and Christmas and Christmas cookies too ♪ 1039 01:21:11,639 --> 01:21:18,078 ♪ Comfort and joy, oh tidings of comfort and joy ♪ 1040 01:21:22,349 --> 01:21:23,551 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1041 01:21:23,852 --> 01:21:26,253 Hey, have a freaky Christmas.66284

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