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[♪♪♪]
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CHRIS ROCK:
The toughest thing
about going to a new school
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was making friends.
At my old school,
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there were tons of kids
just like me.
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But at Corleone,
I didn't fit in anywhere.
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Not with the jocks...
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not with the smart kids...
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not with the troublemakers...
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and definitely not with
the theater crowd.
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Look at him dance.
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He went on to become
the first Laker Boy.
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The only group I fit in with
were the nerds.
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Yeah!
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Hey! Give it back.
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What'd he say that for?
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Maybe theater isn't so bad.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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Man, I'm telling you,
Bernard King, when he gets hot,
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he can score 60, 70 points
easy, I'm telling you.
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Hey, man, check this out.What's that?
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It's a breakdown on
who's got a better front court,
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the Knicks or the Lakers.
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Since me and Greg
couldn't play sports,
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we talked about them
all the time.
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Front court?
What's the difference
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who's in the front court
if Magic Johnson is in the back?
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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What was that?We got a social studies quiz.
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All she said was "good morning."Trust me on this, man.
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She only speaks to students
when she's giving a pop quiz.
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I gotta warn the others
so we can study.
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Magic Johnson has the ball.
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Three seconds on the clock.
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Two...
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And the crowd goes wild.
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[IMITATES CHEERING]
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Hey, kid.
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Kid, wait up.
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What's your name?
Are you a student here?
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Chris.
I just transferred here.
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I'm Coach Brady.
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Welcome to Corleone
Junior High.
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What I mean is, welcome
to the basketball team.
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The basketball team?
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I didn't try out
for basketball.
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After a shot like that,
you don't have to.
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All I did was throw away
a piece of trash.
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If a white kid had done that,
he wouldn't have even noticed.
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But 'cause I was black,
here's what the coach saw.
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ANNOUNCER:
...gets the ball to Dr. J.
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He goes inside... Unbelievable!
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I know you probably play
up at the courts in Harlem.
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Uh, no, I'm from Bed-Stuy.
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They're different?
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Look, we were five
and 20 last season,
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but with you...
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I'm asking you,
give my program a shot.
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Give your program a shot?
I can't play.
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Heh-heh, yeah, right.
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Look, kid, I'm not blind.
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CHRIS ROCK:
I tried to play
basketball once.
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But I sucked.
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Ball! Ball! Ball!
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[GRUNTS]
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I sucked
at every sport I tried.
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Baseball...
football.
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Like a fool,
I even tried bowling.
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[GROANS]
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Look, son, I need you
on this team.
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What's your name again?My name's Chris.
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Swish. That's you.
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Swish.
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You can suit up on game day.
We're up against Delio.
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Be at the gym at 3:30.
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See you at the game, Swish.
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[♪♪♪]
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When my mother wasn't working,
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sometimes we would rent out
a room upstairs
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to make ends meet.
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Are all these children yours?
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Um, six of them are.
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But I don't know where
these other kids came from.
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Do y'all take food stamps?
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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Hey, hey!
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We've been here 15 minutes,
you already acting up.
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Every time we go out,
you looking at her.
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Go comb your hair.Comb my hair?
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Go wait in the car.
Go wait in the car.
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We ain't got no car.
We took the bus.
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Y'all take food stamps?
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So you work at the church?
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[LOUDLY]
Yes!
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♪ Yes, I do ♪
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♪ And I just need a place, ha ♪
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♪ To lay my weary head, ha ♪
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♪ Not trying to pay more ♪
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♪ Than $300 a month, ha ♪
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♪ And all I need to know, ha ♪
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♪ Do you take ♪
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[IN FALSETTO]
♪ Food stamps? ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING, SHOUTING]
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Hey, you know if
that apartment's still for rent?
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Oh, yeah, it's my place.
I'm Julius.
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Tate.Hey, nice to meet you.
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It's clean, and it's nice.How much you asking?
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Four fifty.Four fifty?
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I can pay four months advance.Four months?!
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All right, six, but that's it.
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With six months
in advance rent,
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he could have shot
my father in the ass
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and still got the room.
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Have you ate yet?
There you go.
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Come on up here, huh?
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Watch out.
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All right, so we're getting
together today during lunch
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and we're all gonna
study for the...
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You're Chris, right?
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Yeah.Ha-ha! I'm Ernie D.
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This is the team.
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[OVERLAPPING GREETINGS]
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Hey, uh,
let's go grab some food.
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BOY:
Come on, man.
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Come on.
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All right, all right...
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[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]
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Bird's got the range,
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but Magic scored 42 points
as a center.
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Man, Bird shoots the
lights out every night.
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I'm telling you, the Knicks
might make it this year.
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A boy can dream.
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Hey, you must be Chris.
I'm Jennifer.
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At that moment, I discovered
one of life's great secrets.
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Black guy plus basketball
equals white girl.
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Now, here's
what would have happened
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if I wasn't
on the basketball team.
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Oh, stop it!
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That sucks. Oh, my ribs.
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Hey, Chris, you want
to study for the quiz?
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Man, does it look
like I want to study?
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Look at me, man. I'm killing.
I'm two feet from a girl!
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Yeah, like I was saying,
Bernard King,
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he was incredible last night.Hey, Chris.
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That was the first time
Caruso ever said my name.
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Good luck with the game
tomorrow.
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Good luck finding an ax
to go with that shirt.
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[JOCKS LAUGHING]
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Being on the basketball team
was gonna be all right.
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As long as I didn't have
to play.
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Even though my father
was the man of the house,
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he wasn't supposed to make
decisions without my mother.
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You rented it to who?His name is Tate.
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Now, is that his first name
or his last name?
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Did you get any references?Yeah.
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Hamilton, Grant and Lincoln.
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Come on.
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[KNOCKS]
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TATE: Yeah.Hello?
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Hello?
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Rochelle...
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this is Mr. Tate.
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So my husband tells me
you're from Chicago.
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That look means "Hey, shut up! I know what I'm doing."
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No, no, I'm from Philly.
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Philly?
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I love Philly.It's all right.
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Okay, well, it's, um...
nice to meet you.
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Uh, if you need anything,
you let us know.
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Thank you,
thank you very much.
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That man is not from Philly.
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People from Philly
don't shut up about Philly.
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All they want to talk about
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is cheesesteaks and Bill Cosby
and Patti LaBelle.
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Who you know from Philly
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don't want to talk
about Patti LaBelle?
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"Patti LaBelle this,
Patti LaBelle that."
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That man could be
a serial killer
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on the run from the law.
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Yeah, you're right.Julius!
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Everything I need to know
about him
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for the next six months
is right here.
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Well, I got a bad feeling
about this.
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[SCOFFS]
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Feel on! Ooh!
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Now hold up, hold up.
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Books under the desk,
eyes straight forward.
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We're having a pop quiz.
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Yes, I knew it.
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[SARCASTIC]
Good luck, Swish!
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MS. MARTELLA:
No talking.
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[FURNITURE CLATTERING]
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[DISTANT FOOTSTEPS]
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[OBJECT SLIDING ACROSS FLOOR]
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Julius, go up there and see
what that man is doing.
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Why don't you leave
that man alone?
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I'm trying to lay down
for a few minutes
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before I go back to work.
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If I'm not getting any sleep,
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you're not getting any sleep.
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Now, that was mean.
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Taking sleep from my father
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was like taking ignorance
from a rapper.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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TATE:
Yeah?
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It's Julius.
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[LATCHES CLICKING]
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Hey, Mr. Julius,
how you doing?
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Hey, um...
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my-my wife said she heard sounds
and it's keeping her up.
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Sounds?
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I didn't hear anything.
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Look... I, um...
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You know what? If...
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If you hear something,
just let me know.
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Will do, Mr. Julius.
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[LATCHES CLICKING]
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So, what's he doing?
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Nothing. Go to sleep.
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Did you put latches
on the door upstairs?
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No, why?
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Oh, nothing.
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[FIGHTING NOISES ON TV]
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Listen, I need a favor.Huh?
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I got on the basketball team.
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I need to learn
how to play by tomorrow.
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The basketball team?
Man, are you crazy?
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You don't know how to play.Didn't I say that?
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I just need to know enough
to look like I know something.
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You know how to faint?You mean, fake somebody out?
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No, like, fall down
and bang your head on the ground
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so you won't have to play.
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[GROANS SOFTLY]
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Okay, thank you so much
for calling, Ms. Martella.
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I really appreciate it.
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Alrighty, then. Bye-bye.
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Chris!
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How come you didn't tell me
you failed a quiz?
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You failed a quiz?
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Oh, no, no, it gets
better than that.
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Since he failed, he can't play
in a basketball game tomorrow.
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Thank the Lord!You're on the basketball team?
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You can't play basketball.
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Heh, I tried to tell him that.Great!
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It always killed my father
that I was no good at sports.
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But he would never
tell me that.
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My man!
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It always killed me
that you were no good at sports.
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I'm sorry I flunked
off the team, Dad.
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You're not off the team yet.
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What?Lucky for you,
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your coach got you
a make-up quiz.
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Damn!
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JULIUS:
That's what I'm talking about.
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So after dinner,
go upstairs and study.
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00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,315
Because if you don't
pass that quiz,
258
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,099
I'm gonna score
40 on your behind.
259
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,929
♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
260
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,068
[♪♪♪]
261
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:03,940
CHRIS:
Hey.
262
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,637
Oh, hi, Swish.
263
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,683
Good luck with the game.
264
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:18,128
Hey, hey, hey. I wasn't trying
to blow you off the other day.
265
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,782
Then why did you?It was just...
266
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,001
It's just I'm not cool?
267
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,959
I liked hanging out with Greg,
268
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,961
but a life without daily
ass-whuppings
269
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,050
does have its appeal.
270
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,748
No, it's not like that.
271
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,097
It's just...
272
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:33,665
it's kind of good
to get a break.
273
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,885
All right.
I mean, I can't blame you.
274
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,235
If I were you, I'd probably
do the same thing.
275
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:41,108
Hey, I think I aced the quiz.I know I failed.
276
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,414
Wait, but doesn't that mean
you can't play ball?
277
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,242
I wish.
278
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,854
Coach Brady found out
and he got me a make-up.
279
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,291
My mom made me study
all night.
280
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,772
And if I don't pass,
she will kill me.
281
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,209
But if you do play,
everybody's going to hate you.
282
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,732
Not everybody.
283
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,952
Just everybody on the team,
284
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,345
everybody who likes the team
285
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,565
and everybody else.
286
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:12,792
All done.
287
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:17,971
I decided to fail
the test on purpose.
288
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,799
Whatever my mother
might do to me,
289
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,539
at least it wasn't 400 of her.
290
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,411
You passed.What?!
291
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,892
Hold on, let me see this.
292
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,894
Every answer
on this paper is wrong.
293
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,721
You are on
the basketball team, right?
294
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,506
What does that
have to do with anything?
295
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,639
Good luck at the game, Swish. Another life secret:
296
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,948
black man plus basketball
equals a C-plus.
297
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,646
[♪♪♪]
298
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:46,782
I passed.
299
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,610
[ALL CHEERING]
300
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,786
Way to go, baby! Way to go!
301
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,962
PLAYERS [CHANTING]:
Swish! Swish! Swish...
302
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,225
I bet this is how
Milli Vanilli must have felt
303
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,054
when they were walking up
to accept their Grammy.
304
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,452
TATE: Miss...Oh!
305
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:05,932
I don't mean to bother you,
306
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,759
but can I borrow
some Scotch tape
307
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:11,807
and some 10-pound test
fishing line?
308
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,113
Fishing line?
309
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,679
Ten-pound test.
310
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,075
We don't have any
fishing line, Mr. Tate.
311
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,555
Maybe your husband does.
312
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,166
Well, maybe I'll ask him
when he gets home.
313
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,559
Thank you, ma'am.
314
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,300
I'll come back down.
315
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,345
[♪♪♪]
316
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,829
That man is not from Philly.
317
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,701
[♪♪♪]
318
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,399
Swish.
319
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,662
I want to run you through
a couple plays.
320
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,143
Basically, here's you
with the ball,
321
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,406
and here's the guys
getting out of your way.
322
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,581
You got it?
323
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:47,712
Yeah, I got it.
324
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,150
Great. I'll see you out there.
325
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,852
[CROWD CHEERING]
326
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:12,302
CROWD [CHANTING]:
Swish! Swish! Swish!
327
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,478
Swish! Swish! Swish!
328
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,880
Swish! Swish! Swish!
Swish! Swish! Swish!
329
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,842
You hear all those people?
They believe in me.
330
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,149
And if they believed in me,
331
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:37,197
then I was going to believe
in myself.
332
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,286
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
333
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,251
[CROWD GROANING]
334
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,960
Come on, Swish!
335
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,753
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
336
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:18,194
I thought you said
you were from Harlem.
337
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,153
Sorry about the game, man.
338
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,155
You should have fainted
like I told you.
339
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,505
Who's that white girl
who kept screaming at you?
340
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,854
Nobody.
341
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,074
I'm sorry, baby.
342
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:31,294
At that time I didn't know what I was gonna be when I grew up.
343
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,905
But I knew I wasn't gonna be
a basketball player.
344
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,691
Well, it's okay. At least
I passed my social studies quiz.
345
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,520
[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
346
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,652
[THUMPING, POUNDING]
347
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,439
What's that?
348
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,922
Nothing.
349
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:54,622
Anybody want some Kool-Aid?
You need some Kool-Aid.
350
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,843
Julius, I thought
something was wrong
351
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,498
the minute I laid eyes on
that man, and now I know it.
352
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,197
I want him out of my house.
353
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,723
[KNOCKING]
354
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,378
TATE: Yes?It's me-- Julius.
355
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,119
Yes, Mr. Julius.
356
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,946
We need to come in.
357
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,601
Now?Yes, now.
358
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,081
Who's that?
359
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,258
Rochelle, your landlord.
360
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,695
Yes, Miss Rochelle.
361
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,916
[LATCHES CLICKING]
362
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,397
[BOTH MOUTHING WORDS]
363
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:32,834
JULIUS:
I'm sorry.
364
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,010
What is going...?
365
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:45,151
Look, I don't know who you are
or what you're doing,
366
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,544
but you got to go.
367
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,981
You're kicking me out?
368
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,071
I'm sorry. It's...
it's not gonna work out.
369
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,811
I gave you six months' rent.
370
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,291
I know.
371
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,600
You've been here three days.
372
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,168
You don't know how much
that's killing him right now.
373
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,344
I'm crying just looking at him.
374
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,912
That's 450...
divided by 30...
375
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,784
Julius, you counted
it 10 times.
376
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:13,266
Look, you gotta get
your spooky ass out of here.
377
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,832
ROCHELLE:
Come on, Julius.
378
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,443
I'm sorry...
Julius!
379
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,750
I'll be back for my change.
380
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,449
You know what, Philly, my ass.Four hundred dollars!
381
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,320
[♪♪♪]
382
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,975
Shh.
383
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,761
We're going up the stairs.
Let's go. On my signal. Go!
384
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,155
ROCHELLE:
I was telling you
this was gonna happen.
385
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,939
Turns out my mother was right.
386
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,941
Mr. Tate wasn't from Philly.
387
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,988
He was wanted in so many states for so many crimes
388
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:44,210
that when they caught him,
they had to let 30 guys go.
389
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,777
[CRASHING, THUMPING][MEN SHOUTING]
390
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,912
What's that?Nothing.
391
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,870
That's just Mr. Tate leaving.
392
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,829
[CLATTERING CONTINUES]
393
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,874
Hm.
394
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,703
[LOUD THUMPING][MEN SHOUTING]
395
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,316
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
396
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,710
Wait a minute.
Where's my Kool-Aid?
397
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,973
[♪♪♪]
398
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,417
Nice game, Raj.
399
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,723
The one chance you have
to make yourself useful
400
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,943
and you blew it.
401
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,293
I'd punch you
if you didn't stink so bad.
402
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,646
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
403
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,823
Hey, you bum!
404
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,564
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
405
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:41,876
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
406
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,660
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
407
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:47,229
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
408
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,448
Go for the yellow.
409
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,537
Yellow, come on!
Yellow...
410
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:54,062
Hey, how come you didn't
come to the game?
411
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,672
I felt bad not being there,
412
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,457
but I would have felt worse
413
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,110
seeing you miss those shots,
414
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,983
trip over the ball
and pass to the other team.
415
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,724
You sure you weren't there?
416
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,856
The good thing about
hanging out with nerds
417
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,729
was they were happy
to hang out with anybody.
418
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,778
B-plus. Cool.
419
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,826
Wait a second.
I thought I had a C-plus.
420
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,263
I thought you were on the team.
421
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,266
♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
422
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:31,578
[♪♪♪]
423
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,798
♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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