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(James):�Family,�come�forth!
-�Everything�okay? -�Hmm.
Um,�I�don't�know.
Uh,�you�tell�me.
-�Viv,�stop�doing�that. You�don't�know�what's�going�on.
-�Busted.
-�I�fixed�the�door. No�more�squeak.
-�Okay,�silent�door. An�intruder's�dream.
-�Can�we�get�a�tall�dog? -�I�thought�everyone�hated
the�squeak,�so�fixing�the�door would�make�me�cool�and�heroic.
-�I�miss�that�squeak. It�was�like�we�had�little�mice.
-�We�do,�Viv. They're�in�the�walls.
(gasps) -�I'm�gonna�get�those�mice!
-�Do�not�put�holes�in�your walls�for�the�mice!
-�Don't�worry,�just�a�couple!
(Astrid):�As�parents, it�feels�like�so�much of�what�we�do�is�thankless.
(James):�It's�like�you�have a�hundred�jobs
but�none�of�the�jobs pay�or�get�noticed.
(Astrid):�Sometimes�all�you�want is�a�little�appreciation.
(James):�From�your�kids, or�society.
-�Hey,�James. -�Hmm?
-�When�you�make�the�bed, can�you�not�tuck�the�sheets�in
so�tight�at�night?�It�feels like�I've�been�buried�alive.
(James):�Or�your�partner, who�should�know�better.
Buried�alive�by�love.
-�Yeah.
(rhythmic�music)
-�Now,�lots�of�people�wanna�work at�not-for-profits
specializing�in�non-toxic medicine�for�pets
and�livestock,�James. -�Obviously.
I�mean,�it's�a�dream�job. Ahem.
-�This�job�had�100�applicants.
I'm�not�rounding�up. It�was�exactly�100.
-�Well,�happy�to�be in�the�one�percent�for�once.
(laughing)
-�Now,�I�don't�wanna�get your�hopes�up,
but�you�are�an�ideal�candidate.
Great�experience,�and�uh,�your answers�were�candid�and�concise.
-�Well,�I'm�concise�to�a�fault.
Not�a�fault,�like�not�a�fault like�it's�a�problem.
I�can,�I�can�expand upon�a�subject,�if�need�be.
And�even�if�need�doesn't�be.
I,�I�find�that�it's�better to�be�clear
than...�uh...�uh,�you�know.
Ahem.
Unclear.
-�Totally.�Uh,�have�you ever�used�Flout�portal?
-�Uh.
-�Right,�so�just�uh, download�Flout�portal
and�complete�our�online pre-employment�assessment,
and�uh,�we�can�proceed to�the�next�meeting�and�uh,
meet�the�rest�of�the�team. -�Aha.
I�can't�tell�you what�a�relief�this�is.
This�is, this�really�means�a�lot.
I've�had�a�lot of�rejection�lately.
-�Maybe�keep�that�to�yourself. -�Yep.�Roger�that.
Thanks�again. Is�it�um,�this�way?
-�It's�the�only�door. -�Okay.
A�watched�laptop�never�updates. -�You�need�a�new�laptop.
And�we�need�a�new�bathtub.
-�And�a�minivan�so�we�can�start taking�our�kids�and�stuff
when�we�wanna�go�some�place.
-�So�much�riding on�this�exciting�new�job.
-�Mm-hmm. -�Oh�good!
You're�both�here.
You�are�not�gonna�believe�what happened�to�me�this�morning.
I�got�slammed. -�What?
-�I'm�sorry? -�From�behind,
and�I�am�still�quite�sore.
-�Let's�start�populating this�story�with�details.
-�Of�course.�It�was�a�man doing�the�slamming.
Actually,�he�reminded�me of�James.
Where�were�you�this�morning? -�The�details�thing�backfired.
-�Mom,�I,�I�know�this�is�not what�it�sounds�like,
but�right�now,�it�only�sounds like�one�thing.
-�My�car�was�rear-ended. -�Oh.
That's�a�relief.�Ugh. -�Thank�God!
I�mean,�are�you�okay? -�Yes,�I�am�fine.
Great,�in�fact.�I've�been looking�for�a�reason to�get�a�new�car,
and�now,�I�can 'cause�mine�was�totaled.
-�Totaled? Were�you�plowed�by�a�semi?
Great,�now�I'm�doing�it. No�more�innuendo.
-�I�mean,�I�never�got to�do�one�but�okay.
-�Mom,�I'm�coming�with�you to�buy�a�new�car
so�you�don't�get�upsold. Dealerships�love�to�prey
on�old...�cars.
-�I�never�get�upsold. -�Oh?
Why�do�you�have a�six-slice�toaster?
Why�does�your�laptop have�a�terabyte�of�memory
when�you�only�use�it for�Facebook?
-�And�The�Sims.�One�of�my�Sims just�bought�a�mansion.
She�lives�alone but�the�real�estate�agent
said�it�was�a�good�deal,�so. -�Mm-hmm.
Why�don't�you�let�Astrid come�with�you?
-�If�you're�worried�about�me getting�screwed,�don't.
If�anything, I'm�gonna�screw�them.
-�I'm�coming�with�you and�I'm�doing�the�talking.
(upbeat�music)
-�All�right,�let's�see what�the�heck�Flout�portal�is.
Morris,�hold�my�calls. -�Draw�picture.
(phone�vibrating) -�Oh,�strike�one.
You're�on�thin�ice with�me,�buddy.
'K,�hey,�Ennis, this�is�not�a�great�time.
-�Okay,�fantastic. I�just�gotta�ask�you a�quick�question.
-�Okay. -�Um,�you�used�to�my�job,�right?
The�one�that�I'm�currently doing�at�GoBo?
-�Logistics�manager? (Ennis):�Exactly,�yeah.
Can�you�tell�me�how...
-�Sorry,�can�you�be more�specific?
(Ennis):�Oh,�I�sure�can't.
-�Okay,�can�you�tell�me what�Flout�portal�is?
-�Well,�I'm�not on�the�dating�apps�anymore
but�it�sounds�like it's�for�having�an�affair?
-�Okay. -�James?
James? -�Ennis?
Are�you�ready�to�start your�presentation?
-�Yeah.�Yes.�Ahem.
-�All�right,�here�we�go.
(phone�vibrating)
Buddy,�I�am�starting
to�question�the�commitment to�your�job.
(Morris):�Look�at�that. -�Oh,�it's�the�school.
Hello? (Teacher):�Hi,�are�you Viv�Berney's�parent?
-�Yes,�this�is�her�father.
(Teacher):�Viv has�a�case�of�pink�eye.
-�Pingeye?�I-- (Teacher):�Pink�eye. Conjunctivitis.
-�Pink�eye.�Oh. (Teacher):�Yes,�can�you�please come�get�her?
-�Yeah,�no,�I�will... I�will�come�pick�her�up.
-�How�is�the�baby�doing?
-�Great,�very�healthy. -�Really�active.�A�lot�of�kick--
-�Sorry. (clears�throat)
The�pregnancy is�going�very�well.
And�you�wouldn't�believe what�I've�been�craving.
-�Attention. -�Please.
Bo�dotes�on�me�like I'm�the�center�of�the�universe.
I�have�been�craving French�fries.
Who�knows�how�many�French�fries I've�eaten�this�week.
Around...�ten.
-�Speaking�of�helpless,�um, Mom�is�buying�a�new�car.
-�Oh. -�So,�I'm�gonna�go�with�her
to�make�sure�she�doesn't get�scammed�into�buying like,�a�luxury�truck.
-�Thank�you. She's�such�an�easy�mark.
Her�cable�company�talked�her into�the�Loud�Sports�Channel.
-�Ah,�LSC!
I�got�hooked�on�their jet�ski�jousting.
Hey,�if�your�mom's�in�the�market
for�a�premium�automobile, I�could�always�sell�her�mine.
-�Hmm.�Uh,�technical�question, is�it�good?
-�DJ�setup�in�the�trunk. It's�purple.
And,�spoiler�alert,�it�has�one.
Does�that�sound�good�to�you? -�No,�it�sounds�lonely.
-�Astrid. -�Marla.
-�You're�in�the�market for�a�car?
-�Listening�from�the�other�room? -�I�have�exceptional�hearing.
It's�how�I�gather�intel. Like�how�Ennis�has�a�lonely�car.
-�Okay,�a�lot�of�my�happiest memories�have�been�in�that�car.
Yeah,�that�does�sound�lonely. -�Listen�to�me.
It's�the�end�of�the�month. Go�to�the�dealership�at�4:00.
They'll�be�desperate to�make�their�quotas.
Offer�five�percent more�than�factory�cost
and�don't�be�afraid to�walk�away.�Never�fails.
-�Just�call�me. We'll�sort�it�out.
-�But,�I�don't�want�eye�drops!
-�I�know, but�I�need�you�take�'em,
otherwise,�you�won't�get�better
and�Daddy can't�get�back�to�work,�okay?
-�I�don't�like�things going�in�my�eye.
That's�just�who�I�am. -�Okay,�okay,�sweetie.
I�need�you�to�take�these�drops 'cause�pink�eye's
very�contagious,�and�also�gross to�look�at�for�me.
So,�I�just�need�you to�be�brave,�okay?
-�Okay. -�Time�to�be�brave.
Brave,�brave. It's�time�to�be�brave.
Brave,�brave. Time�to�be�brave.
Brave,�brave.
These�eye�drops�are�not�cheap.
Can�you�please�stop moving�your�head?
-�I'm�not�trying�to, my�eyes�are�making�me�do�it.
-�Ah!
I�guess�we're�never�gonna�be able�to�afford�a�dog
if�I�gotta�keep�buying these�eye�drops.
Oh!�There�she�is.
Okay.�Okay. Here�we�go.
Here�we�go.
It's�not�gonna�hurt,�I�promise.
One,�two,�three.
-�That�didn't�hurt�at�all.
?�We're�getting�a�Doberman, we're�getting�a�Doberman�?
?�We're�getting�a�Doberman�?
-�You�know,�I�have�never�had a�car�that�needed�premium�gas.
Are�they�good? -�Mom,�don't�ask�that
in�front�of the�salesperson,�okay?
They're�sharks�who�are�looking for�any�opening.
-�Who's�ready to�buy�a�car�today?
Definitely not�my�last�appointment.
(laughs) Hey!
-�Hi,�Jenn.
What�are�you�doing�here?
-�Well,�sellin'�cars.
Quit�stalking�me,�stalker.
Hey,�quick,�call�the�cops, my�stalker's�tracked�me�down.
Just�let�me�live�my�life! I'm�kidding.�How�are�you?
-�How�do�you�two know�each�other?
-�Um,�Jenn�was�our�nurse when�we�bought�life�insurance
and�also�our�real�estate�agent
when�we�were�thinking about�moving.
-�I�almost�tricked�them into�buying�my�mom's�house.
Ooh,�boy!
Let's�see�if�I�can't�trick�ya into�buying�a�car.
-�Well,�I�want�something�fun and�funky�with�a�little�pep.
-�That�is�my�exact�type,�too.
Especially�if�you�add "secretly�married".
His�name�was�Rick.
Okay,�I�do�think�I�have something�perfect.
I�just... need�to�find�the�brochure.
Oh,�okay.�Here�we�go.
This�is�a�sedan, if�that�means�anything�to�you.
-�I�like�it. I�mean,�this�is�perfect.
This,�this�is�literally exactly�what�I�want.
-�But�Mom, we're�not�sure,�right?
We're�not�sure? We're�not�sure.
Hmm.�Uh,�how�much?
-�Ooh,�uh,�let�me�check the�price�list.
Ah,�ha,�ha,�30�grand.
Wow,�that's�a�lot. -�It�is.
-�No,�no,�well, what�if�I�pay�cash?
-�What,�cash? What�are�you,�Scrooge�McDuck?
No,�she's...�she's�prepared to�pay�five�percent�more
than�the�manufacturer's�price. -�What�n--
-�I�don't�think�I�can�do�that.
-�Oh,�weird. (chuckling)
Because�you�know, the�dealership�down�the�street,
that's�what they're�offering,�so.
-�What?�That's�a�great�deal.
Oh�my�gosh, you�should�take�that!
-�Ahem.
Okay.
Okay.�Guess�we're�leaving�then.
Right,�Mom? -�No.
-�Unless�Jenn�can�match the�offer.
-�I�can't�even�match my�own�socks,�okay?
So,�best�of�luck at�the�other�dealership.
Oh,�can�you�ask�them if�they�are�hiring?
'Cause�I'm�on�thin�ice over�here.
-�Hmm.
-�All�right,�well, let's�go,�Mom.
-�No,�I--
-�Trust�me, she's�gonna�follow�us�out.
Okay. -�Bye�now.
-�Bye.
She's�not�following�us.
-�No,�we're�legitimately just�leaving�now.
-�Ugh!
-�Let's�talk�mileage.
-�Oh,�uh,�this�car's�definitely been�around.
I�mean,�if�she�could�talk. Um,�well,�if�this�car
could�talk,�I�definitely wouldn't�sell�it�to�you.
-�Oh,�no,�no,�no, that�would�be�amazing.
I'm�gonna�need�to�know the�exact�number�of�miles
the�car�has�driven. -�Yeah.
As�soon�as�I�figure�out how�to�find�that�information,
I�will�definitely�tell�you. -�Okay.
-�But�the�car's�in�great�shape. -�Why�you�sellin'�it�then,�huh?
-�Well,�Astrid, I�feel�that�my�life
is�in�a�new�place�right�now.
I�changed�jobs, I�deleted�dating�apps,
I�um,�got�bored�of�my�car.
So,�come�on,�let's�cut the�crap�and�make�a�deal.
-�All�right, all�right,�all�right.
Is�it�safe? -�It's�got�airbags.
It's�got�tons�of�airbags. Getting�in�a�crash
in�this�thing�is�like... falling�into�a�pillow�fort.
-�She�got�tires? -�Yeah.
-�Does�it�have�winter�tires?
(sighing)
Summer�tires? -�Yes.
-�Cruise�control. (scoffs)
-�Not�when�I'm�driving.
Wink. -�Wink.
-�I�don't�know�how�to�use�it. It's�on�there.
-�How�fast�does�it�go? -�All�the�usual�speeds?
-�Ooh,�mama�like�that.
Let's�talk�numbers. -�Yeah?
Okay,�that's�a�good�deal.
(James):�Trying�to get�something�done
when�there's�a�kid�at�home�sick is�a�game�of�chance.
(Astrid):�There's�a�chance they'll�wanna�sleep,
or�watch�TV, or�do�homework.
(James):�But�there's�a�much bigger�chance
that�they'll�want your�attention.
-�I'm�bored-a.
-�Well,�good�news, I�just�cleared�up�enough�space
on�this�laptop�to�download Flout�portal.
So,�now�I�have�about�30�minutes.
Do�you�wanna�play�work? -�Yes!
You'll�be�the�boss and�I�could�be�your�secretary.
-�Or�we�could�be�equals in�a�system
that�doesn't�use�a�hierarchy, and�instead,�values�people
as�individuals�and�what�they bring�to�the�table�separately,
and�then�gives�them�proper-- (phone�vibrating)
Oh,�don't�um,�touch-- -�This�is�my�daddy's�secretary.
How�could�I�help�you? -�Viv,�put�the�phone�down.
I'll�be�right�with�you. -�Uh-huh.
-�Ah,�Viv. -�Okay.
-�Give�me�the�phone.
Still�infectious,�honey�sweetie.
You�can't�be�touching�stuff
that's�gonna�get�near people's�faces.
-�Then�you�have�to�be the�secretary.
-�Well,�all�right. Who�was�that?
-�Felix. And�he�forgot�his�presentation.
-�Oh.�You�know�what?
You�know�what? It's�good.
It's�perfect�even, because�by�the�time�we�get�back,
this�will�be�fully�downloaded.
Did�he�say�where�he�left his�presentation?
Hey,�I�told�you, you're�not�allowed
to�do�homework on�my�work�laptop.
This�is�for�work�only.
Also�you�deleted�my�racing�game.
I�need�that�back�after�class. -�M'kay.
-�Why�is�your�hand�raised? -�I'm�in�school�mode.
It�happens�as�soon as�I�walk�in�here.
-�Well,�that's�terrifying.
-�Why�is�Viv�dressed like�a�pirate?
-�Well,�I�didn't�want the�teachers�to�know
I�brought�a�kid�with�pink�eye back�into�the�school.�Yes?
-�Can�I�go�to�the�bathroom? -�You�may.
-�Oh,�I�think it's�my�turn�to�present.
-�Oh,�cool,�man. Can�I,�can�I�come�in�there?
Maybe,�maybe�watch? -�No,�no,�no,�no.
Please�don't. Just�can�you�leave�maybe?
Or�wait? -�Absolutely,�man.�Absolutely.
(whistling)
(Felix):�Okay,�hi�everyone, just�loading�this�up.
-�Oh,�there�he�is.
-�Today�I'm�going�to�talk to�you�about�the�Maned�wolf.
-�Hey,�excuse�me. -�Huh?
-�You�can't�record�students. -�Oh,�no,�no.
No,�I'm�Felix's�dad.
-�So?�It's�against�the�rules. And�creepy.
-�Okay. (chuckling)
There's�nothing�creepy going�on�here.
-�Hey!
You�promised�me�candy if�I�wore�this�costume.
Time�to�pay�up.
-�Dude. -�We're�just�gonna�go.
Okay,�come�on,�come�on. -�What�about�my�candy?
-�Shh-shh-shh-shh. Everything�you�say�is�bad.
-�Ah. -�Step.
Okay. -�Okay.
-�Almost�there. -�Uh,�I�can�close�my�own�eyes.
-�Ta-da!
Your�new�car! -�My�what?
-�Low�mileage,�great�price, airbags�galore.
-�It's�an�eyesore. -�Well,�you'll�be�in�the�car,
where�you�can't�see�it. -�Well--
-�It's�safe,�it's�affordable.
This�is�a�great�car for�you,�Mom.
-�It�looks�like�an�eggplant, and�I�don't�know�if�you�know,
but�eggplant�means�something different�now.
-�Yes,�I've�heard.�Why�don't�you sit�behind�the�wheel?
There's�a�bit�of a�cologne�smell�but--
-�What�I�need,�Astrid, is�for�you�to�understand
you�don't�need�to�hold�my�hand through�buying�a�car.
-�Mom,�you�always�get�talked
into�buying�things you�don't�need.
-�I�decide�what�I�need.
I�pinched�pennies�all�my�life raising�two�kids�alone.
Now�I�can�buy�an�extended warranty�for�my�toaster,
or�a�premium�subscription to�an�egg�recipe�app�if�I�want.
So,�butt�out.
(James):�What? (Astrid):�I�hate when�my�mom�is�right.
-�Hmm. -�She's�gonna�buy�a�gold�Hummer
just�to�spite�me.
-�How�was�Ennis with�taking�his�car�back?
-�Yeah,�fine.�He�sold�it to�a�piercing�influencer who�paid�all�cash.
-�I�do�not�understand the�job�market.
I�really�hope�I�get�hired.
-�If�you�get�hired, can�we�buy�a�gold�Hummer?
Just�so�my�mom�can't�gloat?
-�This�family�definitely needs�another�car,
otherwise,�some�member�is�gonna have�to�get�voted�off.
Oh�hey,�Felix, my�man,�come�here.
You�got�my�laptop? -�Um,�it's�in�my�backpack.
-�Okay,�can�you,�can�you�get�it?
-�My�backpack's at�school,�so...�no.
-�Uh-huh.
here
and�desperate�to�make�this�sale.
Bad�news,�I'm�a�pretty darn�good�negotiator.
(laughing)
-�Astrid, what�are�you�doing�here?
I�thought�I�told�you to�butt�out?
-�Yes,�you�did, and�you�were�right.
My�butt's�here�to�support�you.
-�Oh.
Thank�you.
Thank�you,�sweetie. -�Ugh,�get�a�room!
(laughing) I'm�kidding.
I'm�weird�about�intimacy,
but�I�am�signed�up�for a�workshop�at�the�library,�so.
-�Well,�I�am�buying�a�car�today so,�sell�me�something�good.
-�Unfortunately, the�sedan�is�gone.
-�Oh. -�But�we�did�just�get�in
a�minivan�that�could�do the�trick.
-�What's�wrong�with�it? -�Nothing.
Except�no�one�would�ever wanna�be�caught�dead�in�one.
(laughing)
Ironically,�no�one�would, because�they're�that�safe.
-�Yeah,�boring. -�Yeah,�preach.
-�Hold�on, how�much�is�the�minivan?
-�Well,�let�me�put�it this�way,�very�cheap.
-�Do�you�want the�minivan,�Astrid?
-�I�mean,�we...�we�need the�extra�room.
But�no,�I'm�here�for�you,�Mom.
-�No,�but�what�if�I�take�over your�car�payments
and�you�buy�the�minivan? -�We�can't�afford�it.
-�Well,�you�can�if�the�payments
are�the�same as�your�current�car.
-�Yes,�but�I--
-�And�maybe�I�could�splurge on�the�difference.
Hmm? What�are�your�financing�options?
-�I�don't�know. I�faked�my�way�through�training.
But�my�manager�owes�me a�huge�favor.
-�Well�then, it's�time�to�cash�in.
All�right! -�Yeah!
(Astrid):�I�should�probably call�James.
-�I�saw�him�do�a�crime. An�illegal�one.
It�wasn't�murder.
But�I�think,�under�the�right circumstances,�he�could--
Hi,�Rick?�Yeah.
(James):�Thank�you�so�much for�seeing�me�again.
-�Yeah,�uh,�I'm�sorry, do�you�have�pink�eye?
-�Yeah,�I�know�it�looks�bad, but�it's�not�contagious.
You�know�what�else�looks�bad? That�I�didn't�finish that�assessment.
-�Or�even�start.
-�Well,�I�think�if�you�consider why�I�didn't�finish.
-�Start. -�Not�only�will�you�understand
but�you�might�even�be�impressed. -�Sure.
I�like�a�challenge.�I�can�do Sudoku�with�either�hand.
-�Okay,�so�what�had�happened was,�I�was�managing...
a�series�of�circumstances, scenarios,�if�you�will,�at�home.
All�of�which�I�resolved on�time�and�under�budget.
Because�although I�am�not�detail�oriented,
I�am�very�result�oriented.
Which,�if�I�recall,�was�one of�the�job�requirements.
In�conclusion,�bottom�line, I�am�great�under�pressure.
When�things�go�bad,�I'm�the�guy you�want�on�your�team.
-�Well,�that...�that�does sound�impressive.
Uh,�but�from�my�perspective,
I�asked�you�to�do�one�thing and�you�didn't�do�it.
-�Yeah,�I�know it's�a�total�red�flag.
Ah,�I�would�be�so�good at�this�job,�though.
-�I�bet.�Unfortunately, we�went�in�a�different,
younger,�cheaper�direction.
-�Hmm,�right.
-�Yeah. -�I�am�contagious.
-�But�you,�you�shook�my�hand. -�That's�on�you,�buddy.
Literally.�And�so, you�got�it�for�sure.
Muah!�Peace!
(Astrid):�You�disappointed?
-�No,�I'm�more�um, what's�the�word?
Oh,�crushed. -�Right.
When�your�favorite giraffe�died�at�the�zoo.
-�He�did? -�No.
-�Felix,�my�man.
-�Hey,�how'd�today�go?
-�Oh,�you�mean�my�A-plus presentation?
-�What?! -�Amazing,�buddy.
-�Thanks�for�bringing�me the�computer.
You�totally�saved�me.
(Astrid):�We'd�do�anything for�our�kids,
but�a�little�gratitude goes�a�long�way.
(James):�Because�we're�starved for�appreciation.
(Astrid):�Yeah,�it's�such a�thankless�job
that�any�drop�of�thanks feels�like�a�thank�flood.
It's�frankly�unhealthy. (James):�Oh,�totally�unhealthy.
But�we�love�it!
This�can�go�on�the�fridge,�man.
is�a�good�fit�for�you?
-�Well,�I�wanna�tell�ya a�couple�things.
It�starts�with�my�very�birth.
I�ripped�my�way�into�this�world. -�Here�we�go.
-�Yeah.�And�I�fully�intend to�do�that�in�this�position.
-�That's�not�necessary. -�But�I�think�that�that�shows
that�I'm�determined and�that�I�can�be�aggressive when�I�need�to�be.
-�How�familiar�are�you with�livestock?
-�Oh,�livestock,�I�do�have
some�experience�with. -�Oh,�really?�Oh,�that's�great.
-�Little�bit�more�experience with�what�I�would�refer�to as�deadstock.
-�Deadstock? -�Yeah,�I�ran�a�pet�cemetery
as�a�teenager.
-�You�seem�like�a,�a�great candidate�for�this�job.
I'm�just�worried�that, you�know,�with�your�history
the�last�three�years, that�maybe�you�would�jump
to�something�else�if�it, if�it�came�up.
-�Close�your�eyes. -�Right�now?
-�Please.
I�want�you�to�think of�the�number
you�were�thinking�of�paying the�person�that�gets�this�job.
-�Okay. -�Make�it�smaller.
-�You're�hired. (chuckling)
No�benefits�though. -�Oh.
(laughing) Well,�I�think�we�should,
you�know, keep�it�platonic�to�start.
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