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(James):�Family,�come�forth!

-�Everything�okay? -�Hmm.

Um,�I�don't�know.

Uh,�you�tell�me.

-�Viv,�stop�doing�that. You�don't�know�what's�going�on.

-�Busted.

-�I�fixed�the�door. No�more�squeak.

-�Okay,�silent�door. An�intruder's�dream.

-�Can�we�get�a�tall�dog? -�I�thought�everyone�hated

the�squeak,�so�fixing�the�door would�make�me�cool�and�heroic.

-�I�miss�that�squeak. It�was�like�we�had�little�mice.

-�We�do,�Viv. They're�in�the�walls.

(gasps) -�I'm�gonna�get�those�mice!

-�Do�not�put�holes�in�your walls�for�the�mice!

-�Don't�worry,�just�a�couple!

(Astrid):�As�parents, it�feels�like�so�much of�what�we�do�is�thankless.

(James):�It's�like�you�have a�hundred�jobs

but�none�of�the�jobs pay�or�get�noticed.

(Astrid):�Sometimes�all�you�want is�a�little�appreciation.

(James):�From�your�kids, or�society.

-�Hey,�James. -�Hmm?

-�When�you�make�the�bed, can�you�not�tuck�the�sheets�in

so�tight�at�night?�It�feels like�I've�been�buried�alive.

(James):�Or�your�partner, who�should�know�better.

Buried�alive�by�love.

-�Yeah.

(rhythmic�music)

-�Now,�lots�of�people�wanna�work at�not-for-profits

specializing�in�non-toxic medicine�for�pets

and�livestock,�James. -�Obviously.

I�mean,�it's�a�dream�job. Ahem.

-�This�job�had�100�applicants.

I'm�not�rounding�up. It�was�exactly�100.

-�Well,�happy�to�be in�the�one�percent�for�once.

(laughing)

-�Now,�I�don't�wanna�get your�hopes�up,

but�you�are�an�ideal�candidate.

Great�experience,�and�uh,�your answers�were�candid�and�concise.

-�Well,�I'm�concise�to�a�fault.

Not�a�fault,�like�not�a�fault like�it's�a�problem.

I�can,�I�can�expand upon�a�subject,�if�need�be.

And�even�if�need�doesn't�be.

I,�I�find�that�it's�better to�be�clear

than...�uh...�uh,�you�know.

Ahem.

Unclear.

-�Totally.�Uh,�have�you ever�used�Flout�portal?

-�Uh.

-�Right,�so�just�uh, download�Flout�portal

and�complete�our�online pre-employment�assessment,

and�uh,�we�can�proceed to�the�next�meeting�and�uh,

meet�the�rest�of�the�team. -�Aha.

I�can't�tell�you what�a�relief�this�is.

This�is, this�really�means�a�lot.

I've�had�a�lot of�rejection�lately.

-�Maybe�keep�that�to�yourself. -�Yep.�Roger�that.

Thanks�again. Is�it�um,�this�way?

-�It's�the�only�door. -�Okay.

A�watched�laptop�never�updates. -�You�need�a�new�laptop.

And�we�need�a�new�bathtub.

-�And�a�minivan�so�we�can�start taking�our�kids�and�stuff

when�we�wanna�go�some�place.

-�So�much�riding on�this�exciting�new�job.

-�Mm-hmm. -�Oh�good!

You're�both�here.

You�are�not�gonna�believe�what happened�to�me�this�morning.

I�got�slammed. -�What?

-�I'm�sorry? -�From�behind,

and�I�am�still�quite�sore.

-�Let's�start�populating this�story�with�details.

-�Of�course.�It�was�a�man doing�the�slamming.

Actually,�he�reminded�me of�James.

Where�were�you�this�morning? -�The�details�thing�backfired.

-�Mom,�I,�I�know�this�is�not what�it�sounds�like,

but�right�now,�it�only�sounds like�one�thing.

-�My�car�was�rear-ended. -�Oh.

That's�a�relief.�Ugh. -�Thank�God!

I�mean,�are�you�okay? -�Yes,�I�am�fine.

Great,�in�fact.�I've�been looking�for�a�reason to�get�a�new�car,

and�now,�I�can 'cause�mine�was�totaled.

-�Totaled? Were�you�plowed�by�a�semi?

Great,�now�I'm�doing�it. No�more�innuendo.

-�I�mean,�I�never�got to�do�one�but�okay.

-�Mom,�I'm�coming�with�you to�buy�a�new�car

so�you�don't�get�upsold. Dealerships�love�to�prey

on�old...�cars.

-�I�never�get�upsold. -�Oh?

Why�do�you�have a�six-slice�toaster?

Why�does�your�laptop have�a�terabyte�of�memory

when�you�only�use�it for�Facebook?

-�And�The�Sims.�One�of�my�Sims just�bought�a�mansion.

She�lives�alone but�the�real�estate�agent

said�it�was�a�good�deal,�so. -�Mm-hmm.

Why�don't�you�let�Astrid come�with�you?

-�If�you're�worried�about�me getting�screwed,�don't.

If�anything, I'm�gonna�screw�them.

-�I'm�coming�with�you and�I'm�doing�the�talking.

(upbeat�music)

-�All�right,�let's�see what�the�heck�Flout�portal�is.

Morris,�hold�my�calls. -�Draw�picture.

(phone�vibrating) -�Oh,�strike�one.

You're�on�thin�ice with�me,�buddy.

'K,�hey,�Ennis, this�is�not�a�great�time.

-�Okay,�fantastic. I�just�gotta�ask�you a�quick�question.

-�Okay. -�Um,�you�used�to�my�job,�right?

The�one�that�I'm�currently doing�at�GoBo?

-�Logistics�manager? (Ennis):�Exactly,�yeah.

Can�you�tell�me�how...

-�Sorry,�can�you�be more�specific?

(Ennis):�Oh,�I�sure�can't.

-�Okay,�can�you�tell�me what�Flout�portal�is?

-�Well,�I'm�not on�the�dating�apps�anymore

but�it�sounds�like it's�for�having�an�affair?

-�Okay. -�James?

James? -�Ennis?

Are�you�ready�to�start your�presentation?

-�Yeah.�Yes.�Ahem.

-�All�right,�here�we�go.

(phone�vibrating)

Buddy,�I�am�starting

to�question�the�commitment to�your�job.

(Morris):�Look�at�that. -�Oh,�it's�the�school.

Hello? (Teacher):�Hi,�are�you Viv�Berney's�parent?

-�Yes,�this�is�her�father.

(Teacher):�Viv has�a�case�of�pink�eye.

-�Pingeye?�I-- (Teacher):�Pink�eye. Conjunctivitis.

-�Pink�eye.�Oh. (Teacher):�Yes,�can�you�please come�get�her?

-�Yeah,�no,�I�will... I�will�come�pick�her�up.

-�How�is�the�baby�doing?

-�Great,�very�healthy. -�Really�active.�A�lot�of�kick--

-�Sorry. (clears�throat)

The�pregnancy is�going�very�well.

And�you�wouldn't�believe what�I've�been�craving.

-�Attention. -�Please.

Bo�dotes�on�me�like I'm�the�center�of�the�universe.

I�have�been�craving French�fries.

Who�knows�how�many�French�fries I've�eaten�this�week.

Around...�ten.

-�Speaking�of�helpless,�um, Mom�is�buying�a�new�car.

-�Oh. -�So,�I'm�gonna�go�with�her

to�make�sure�she�doesn't get�scammed�into�buying like,�a�luxury�truck.

-�Thank�you. She's�such�an�easy�mark.

Her�cable�company�talked�her into�the�Loud�Sports�Channel.

-�Ah,�LSC!

I�got�hooked�on�their jet�ski�jousting.

Hey,�if�your�mom's�in�the�market

for�a�premium�automobile, I�could�always�sell�her�mine.

-�Hmm.�Uh,�technical�question, is�it�good?

-�DJ�setup�in�the�trunk. It's�purple.

And,�spoiler�alert,�it�has�one.

Does�that�sound�good�to�you? -�No,�it�sounds�lonely.

-�Astrid. -�Marla.

-�You're�in�the�market for�a�car?

-�Listening�from�the�other�room? -�I�have�exceptional�hearing.

It's�how�I�gather�intel. Like�how�Ennis�has�a�lonely�car.

-�Okay,�a�lot�of�my�happiest memories�have�been�in�that�car.

Yeah,�that�does�sound�lonely. -�Listen�to�me.

It's�the�end�of�the�month. Go�to�the�dealership�at�4:00.

They'll�be�desperate to�make�their�quotas.

Offer�five�percent more�than�factory�cost

and�don't�be�afraid to�walk�away.�Never�fails.

-�Just�call�me. We'll�sort�it�out.

-�But,�I�don't�want�eye�drops!

-�I�know, but�I�need�you�take�'em,

otherwise,�you�won't�get�better

and�Daddy can't�get�back�to�work,�okay?

-�I�don't�like�things going�in�my�eye.

That's�just�who�I�am. -�Okay,�okay,�sweetie.

I�need�you�to�take�these�drops 'cause�pink�eye's

very�contagious,�and�also�gross to�look�at�for�me.

So,�I�just�need�you to�be�brave,�okay?

-�Okay. -�Time�to�be�brave.

Brave,�brave. It's�time�to�be�brave.

Brave,�brave. Time�to�be�brave.

Brave,�brave.

These�eye�drops�are�not�cheap.

Can�you�please�stop moving�your�head?

-�I'm�not�trying�to, my�eyes�are�making�me�do�it.

-�Ah!

I�guess�we're�never�gonna�be able�to�afford�a�dog

if�I�gotta�keep�buying these�eye�drops.

Oh!�There�she�is.

Okay.�Okay. Here�we�go.

Here�we�go.

It's�not�gonna�hurt,�I�promise.

One,�two,�three.

-�That�didn't�hurt�at�all.

?�We're�getting�a�Doberman, we're�getting�a�Doberman�?

?�We're�getting�a�Doberman�?

-�You�know,�I�have�never�had a�car�that�needed�premium�gas.

Are�they�good? -�Mom,�don't�ask�that

in�front�of the�salesperson,�okay?

They're�sharks�who�are�looking for�any�opening.

-�Who's�ready to�buy�a�car�today?

Definitely not�my�last�appointment.

(laughs) Hey!

-�Hi,�Jenn.

What�are�you�doing�here?

-�Well,�sellin'�cars.

Quit�stalking�me,�stalker.

Hey,�quick,�call�the�cops, my�stalker's�tracked�me�down.

Just�let�me�live�my�life! I'm�kidding.�How�are�you?

-�How�do�you�two know�each�other?

-�Um,�Jenn�was�our�nurse when�we�bought�life�insurance

and�also�our�real�estate�agent

when�we�were�thinking about�moving.

-�I�almost�tricked�them into�buying�my�mom's�house.

Ooh,�boy!

Let's�see�if�I�can't�trick�ya into�buying�a�car.

-�Well,�I�want�something�fun and�funky�with�a�little�pep.

-�That�is�my�exact�type,�too.

Especially�if�you�add "secretly�married".

His�name�was�Rick.

Okay,�I�do�think�I�have something�perfect.

I�just... need�to�find�the�brochure.

Oh,�okay.�Here�we�go.

This�is�a�sedan, if�that�means�anything�to�you.

-�I�like�it. I�mean,�this�is�perfect.

This,�this�is�literally exactly�what�I�want.

-�But�Mom, we're�not�sure,�right?

We're�not�sure? We're�not�sure.

Hmm.�Uh,�how�much?

-�Ooh,�uh,�let�me�check the�price�list.

Ah,�ha,�ha,�30�grand.

Wow,�that's�a�lot. -�It�is.

-�No,�no,�well, what�if�I�pay�cash?

-�What,�cash? What�are�you,�Scrooge�McDuck?

No,�she's...�she's�prepared to�pay�five�percent�more

than�the�manufacturer's�price. -�What�n--

-�I�don't�think�I�can�do�that.

-�Oh,�weird. (chuckling)

Because�you�know, the�dealership�down�the�street,

that's�what they're�offering,�so.

-�What?�That's�a�great�deal.

Oh�my�gosh, you�should�take�that!

-�Ahem.

Okay.

Okay.�Guess�we're�leaving�then.

Right,�Mom? -�No.

-�Unless�Jenn�can�match the�offer.

-�I�can't�even�match my�own�socks,�okay?

So,�best�of�luck at�the�other�dealership.

Oh,�can�you�ask�them if�they�are�hiring?

'Cause�I'm�on�thin�ice over�here.

-�Hmm.

-�All�right,�well, let's�go,�Mom.

-�No,�I--

-�Trust�me, she's�gonna�follow�us�out.

Okay. -�Bye�now.

-�Bye.

She's�not�following�us.

-�No,�we're�legitimately just�leaving�now.

-�Ugh!

-�Let's�talk�mileage.

-�Oh,�uh,�this�car's�definitely been�around.

I�mean,�if�she�could�talk. Um,�well,�if�this�car

could�talk,�I�definitely wouldn't�sell�it�to�you.

-�Oh,�no,�no,�no, that�would�be�amazing.

I'm�gonna�need�to�know the�exact�number�of�miles

the�car�has�driven. -�Yeah.

As�soon�as�I�figure�out how�to�find�that�information,

I�will�definitely�tell�you. -�Okay.

-�But�the�car's�in�great�shape. -�Why�you�sellin'�it�then,�huh?

-�Well,�Astrid, I�feel�that�my�life

is�in�a�new�place�right�now.

I�changed�jobs, I�deleted�dating�apps,

I�um,�got�bored�of�my�car.

So,�come�on,�let's�cut the�crap�and�make�a�deal.

-�All�right, all�right,�all�right.

Is�it�safe? -�It's�got�airbags.

It's�got�tons�of�airbags. Getting�in�a�crash

in�this�thing�is�like... falling�into�a�pillow�fort.

-�She�got�tires? -�Yeah.

-�Does�it�have�winter�tires?

(sighing)

Summer�tires? -�Yes.

-�Cruise�control. (scoffs)

-�Not�when�I'm�driving.

Wink. -�Wink.

-�I�don't�know�how�to�use�it. It's�on�there.

-�How�fast�does�it�go? -�All�the�usual�speeds?

-�Ooh,�mama�like�that.

Let's�talk�numbers. -�Yeah?

Okay,�that's�a�good�deal.

(James):�Trying�to get�something�done

when�there's�a�kid�at�home�sick is�a�game�of�chance.

(Astrid):�There's�a�chance they'll�wanna�sleep,

or�watch�TV, or�do�homework.

(James):�But�there's�a�much bigger�chance

that�they'll�want your�attention.

-�I'm�bored-a.

-�Well,�good�news, I�just�cleared�up�enough�space

on�this�laptop�to�download Flout�portal.

So,�now�I�have�about�30�minutes.

Do�you�wanna�play�work? -�Yes!

You'll�be�the�boss and�I�could�be�your�secretary.

-�Or�we�could�be�equals in�a�system

that�doesn't�use�a�hierarchy, and�instead,�values�people

as�individuals�and�what�they bring�to�the�table�separately,

and�then�gives�them�proper-- (phone�vibrating)

Oh,�don't�um,�touch-- -�This�is�my�daddy's�secretary.

How�could�I�help�you? -�Viv,�put�the�phone�down.

I'll�be�right�with�you. -�Uh-huh.

-�Ah,�Viv. -�Okay.

-�Give�me�the�phone.

Still�infectious,�honey�sweetie.

You�can't�be�touching�stuff

that's�gonna�get�near people's�faces.

-�Then�you�have�to�be the�secretary.

-�Well,�all�right. Who�was�that?

-�Felix. And�he�forgot�his�presentation.

-�Oh.�You�know�what?

You�know�what? It's�good.

It's�perfect�even, because�by�the�time�we�get�back,

this�will�be�fully�downloaded.

Did�he�say�where�he�left his�presentation?

Hey,�I�told�you, you're�not�allowed

to�do�homework on�my�work�laptop.

This�is�for�work�only.

Also�you�deleted�my�racing�game.

I�need�that�back�after�class. -�M'kay.

-�Why�is�your�hand�raised? -�I'm�in�school�mode.

It�happens�as�soon as�I�walk�in�here.

-�Well,�that's�terrifying.

-�Why�is�Viv�dressed like�a�pirate?

-�Well,�I�didn't�want the�teachers�to�know

I�brought�a�kid�with�pink�eye back�into�the�school.�Yes?

-�Can�I�go�to�the�bathroom? -�You�may.

-�Oh,�I�think it's�my�turn�to�present.

-�Oh,�cool,�man. Can�I,�can�I�come�in�there?

Maybe,�maybe�watch? -�No,�no,�no,�no.

Please�don't. Just�can�you�leave�maybe?

Or�wait? -�Absolutely,�man.�Absolutely.

(whistling)

(Felix):�Okay,�hi�everyone, just�loading�this�up.

-�Oh,�there�he�is.

-�Today�I'm�going�to�talk to�you�about�the�Maned�wolf.

-�Hey,�excuse�me. -�Huh?

-�You�can't�record�students. -�Oh,�no,�no.

No,�I'm�Felix's�dad.

-�So?�It's�against�the�rules. And�creepy.

-�Okay. (chuckling)

There's�nothing�creepy going�on�here.

-�Hey!

You�promised�me�candy if�I�wore�this�costume.

Time�to�pay�up.

-�Dude. -�We're�just�gonna�go.

Okay,�come�on,�come�on. -�What�about�my�candy?

-�Shh-shh-shh-shh. Everything�you�say�is�bad.

-�Ah. -�Step.

Okay. -�Okay.

-�Almost�there. -�Uh,�I�can�close�my�own�eyes.

-�Ta-da!

Your�new�car! -�My�what?

-�Low�mileage,�great�price, airbags�galore.

-�It's�an�eyesore. -�Well,�you'll�be�in�the�car,

where�you�can't�see�it. -�Well--

-�It's�safe,�it's�affordable.

This�is�a�great�car for�you,�Mom.

-�It�looks�like�an�eggplant, and�I�don't�know�if�you�know,

but�eggplant�means�something different�now.

-�Yes,�I've�heard.�Why�don't�you sit�behind�the�wheel?

There's�a�bit�of a�cologne�smell�but--

-�What�I�need,�Astrid, is�for�you�to�understand

you�don't�need�to�hold�my�hand through�buying�a�car.

-�Mom,�you�always�get�talked

into�buying�things you�don't�need.

-�I�decide�what�I�need.

I�pinched�pennies�all�my�life raising�two�kids�alone.

Now�I�can�buy�an�extended warranty�for�my�toaster,

or�a�premium�subscription to�an�egg�recipe�app�if�I�want.

So,�butt�out.

(James):�What? (Astrid):�I�hate when�my�mom�is�right.

-�Hmm. -�She's�gonna�buy�a�gold�Hummer

just�to�spite�me.

-�How�was�Ennis with�taking�his�car�back?

-�Yeah,�fine.�He�sold�it to�a�piercing�influencer who�paid�all�cash.

-�I�do�not�understand the�job�market.

I�really�hope�I�get�hired.

-�If�you�get�hired, can�we�buy�a�gold�Hummer?

Just�so�my�mom�can't�gloat?

-�This�family�definitely needs�another�car,

otherwise,�some�member�is�gonna have�to�get�voted�off.

Oh�hey,�Felix, my�man,�come�here.

You�got�my�laptop? -�Um,�it's�in�my�backpack.

-�Okay,�can�you,�can�you�get�it?

-�My�backpack's at�school,�so...�no.

-�Uh-huh.

here

and�desperate�to�make�this�sale.

Bad�news,�I'm�a�pretty darn�good�negotiator.

(laughing)

-�Astrid, what�are�you�doing�here?

I�thought�I�told�you to�butt�out?

-�Yes,�you�did, and�you�were�right.

My�butt's�here�to�support�you.

-�Oh.

Thank�you.

Thank�you,�sweetie. -�Ugh,�get�a�room!

(laughing) I'm�kidding.

I'm�weird�about�intimacy,

but�I�am�signed�up�for a�workshop�at�the�library,�so.

-�Well,�I�am�buying�a�car�today so,�sell�me�something�good.

-�Unfortunately, the�sedan�is�gone.

-�Oh. -�But�we�did�just�get�in

a�minivan�that�could�do the�trick.

-�What's�wrong�with�it? -�Nothing.

Except�no�one�would�ever wanna�be�caught�dead�in�one.

(laughing)

Ironically,�no�one�would, because�they're�that�safe.

-�Yeah,�boring. -�Yeah,�preach.

-�Hold�on, how�much�is�the�minivan?

-�Well,�let�me�put�it this�way,�very�cheap.

-�Do�you�want the�minivan,�Astrid?

-�I�mean,�we...�we�need the�extra�room.

But�no,�I'm�here�for�you,�Mom.

-�No,�but�what�if�I�take�over your�car�payments

and�you�buy�the�minivan? -�We�can't�afford�it.

-�Well,�you�can�if�the�payments

are�the�same as�your�current�car.

-�Yes,�but�I--

-�And�maybe�I�could�splurge on�the�difference.

Hmm? What�are�your�financing�options?

-�I�don't�know. I�faked�my�way�through�training.

But�my�manager�owes�me a�huge�favor.

-�Well�then, it's�time�to�cash�in.

All�right! -�Yeah!

(Astrid):�I�should�probably call�James.

-�I�saw�him�do�a�crime. An�illegal�one.

It�wasn't�murder.

But�I�think,�under�the�right circumstances,�he�could--

Hi,�Rick?�Yeah.

(James):�Thank�you�so�much for�seeing�me�again.

-�Yeah,�uh,�I'm�sorry, do�you�have�pink�eye?

-�Yeah,�I�know�it�looks�bad, but�it's�not�contagious.

You�know�what�else�looks�bad? That�I�didn't�finish that�assessment.

-�Or�even�start.

-�Well,�I�think�if�you�consider why�I�didn't�finish.

-�Start. -�Not�only�will�you�understand

but�you�might�even�be�impressed. -�Sure.

I�like�a�challenge.�I�can�do Sudoku�with�either�hand.

-�Okay,�so�what�had�happened was,�I�was�managing...

a�series�of�circumstances, scenarios,�if�you�will,�at�home.

All�of�which�I�resolved on�time�and�under�budget.

Because�although I�am�not�detail�oriented,

I�am�very�result�oriented.

Which,�if�I�recall,�was�one of�the�job�requirements.

In�conclusion,�bottom�line, I�am�great�under�pressure.

When�things�go�bad,�I'm�the�guy you�want�on�your�team.

-�Well,�that...�that�does sound�impressive.

Uh,�but�from�my�perspective,

I�asked�you�to�do�one�thing and�you�didn't�do�it.

-�Yeah,�I�know it's�a�total�red�flag.

Ah,�I�would�be�so�good at�this�job,�though.

-�I�bet.�Unfortunately, we�went�in�a�different,

younger,�cheaper�direction.

-�Hmm,�right.

-�Yeah. -�I�am�contagious.

-�But�you,�you�shook�my�hand. -�That's�on�you,�buddy.

Literally.�And�so, you�got�it�for�sure.

Muah!�Peace!

(Astrid):�You�disappointed?

-�No,�I'm�more�um, what's�the�word?

Oh,�crushed. -�Right.

When�your�favorite giraffe�died�at�the�zoo.

-�He�did? -�No.

-�Felix,�my�man.

-�Hey,�how'd�today�go?

-�Oh,�you�mean�my�A-plus presentation?

-�What?! -�Amazing,�buddy.

-�Thanks�for�bringing�me the�computer.

You�totally�saved�me.

(Astrid):�We'd�do�anything for�our�kids,

but�a�little�gratitude goes�a�long�way.

(James):�Because�we're�starved for�appreciation.

(Astrid):�Yeah,�it's�such a�thankless�job

that�any�drop�of�thanks feels�like�a�thank�flood.

It's�frankly�unhealthy. (James):�Oh,�totally�unhealthy.

But�we�love�it!

This�can�go�on�the�fridge,�man.

is�a�good�fit�for�you?

-�Well,�I�wanna�tell�ya a�couple�things.

It�starts�with�my�very�birth.

I�ripped�my�way�into�this�world. -�Here�we�go.

-�Yeah.�And�I�fully�intend to�do�that�in�this�position.

-�That's�not�necessary. -�But�I�think�that�that�shows

that�I'm�determined and�that�I�can�be�aggressive when�I�need�to�be.

-�How�familiar�are�you with�livestock?

-�Oh,�livestock,�I�do�have

some�experience�with. -�Oh,�really?�Oh,�that's�great.

-�Little�bit�more�experience with�what�I�would�refer�to as�deadstock.

-�Deadstock? -�Yeah,�I�ran�a�pet�cemetery

as�a�teenager.

-�You�seem�like�a,�a�great candidate�for�this�job.

I'm�just�worried�that, you�know,�with�your�history

the�last�three�years, that�maybe�you�would�jump

to�something�else�if�it, if�it�came�up.

-�Close�your�eyes. -�Right�now?

-�Please.

I�want�you�to�think of�the�number

you�were�thinking�of�paying the�person�that�gets�this�job.

-�Okay. -�Make�it�smaller.

-�You're�hired. (chuckling)

No�benefits�though. -�Oh.

(laughing) Well,�I�think�we�should,

you�know, keep�it�platonic�to�start.

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