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The West
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Our ranch was located several miles
north of Divide,
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lost in the Pioneer Mountains.
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The closest thing to traffic was when
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Union Pacific Freight trains rumbled through the valley.
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at 5: 44 am
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11: 53 am,
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5: 15 pm.
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Divide was literally located
on the continent of the divide.
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To the east, rivers spill into the Atlantic.
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To the west, it is spill into the Pacific.
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One day my brother Layton
and I, decided to
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christian its natural water.
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Look over here.
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Hello Big Sur!
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Hello New Orleans!
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But Layton's favourite pastime
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was shooting at anything that moved.
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Big loop.
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Elbow up.
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Ready?
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Now!
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Go!
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Stop!
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Upon my brothers request,
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father built us a seesaw.
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Slow down!
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Come on, cowboy.
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My father loved Layton
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more than anything in the world.
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Yes , Good deal.
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I would have liked
to be a daredevil, too.
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But I knew I never be upto it.
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One year earlier
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Orffyreus have five marbles
trapped in tubes,
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creating an imbalance.
This rocking motion, however,
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caused the energy to dissipate.
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Robert Flux built a mill
based on the concept
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of perpetual rotation.
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However the inherit friction of the machine
caused significant loss of energy.
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Italian philosopher Marco Zimara
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imagined a machine that could
recycle the wind.
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But the force required
to compress the bellows
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was greater than the energy produced by the windmill.
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So it didn't work.
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No scientific challenge
remains greater,
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most prestigious,
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more mythical,
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than that of finding the key to
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perpetual motion.
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Yet some affirm that
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this quest is doomed to failure.
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Such a machine
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defies the laws of the universe.
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The very basis of thermodynamics
assumes that
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all mechanism will
eventually come to stop.
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Given the current state of Science
and Technology,
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isn't the quest for perpetual motion
better suited for
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idealists and poets
than real scientists?
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What if imagination start it
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and science end it?
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Those who push the boundaries of science,
what they not all poets?
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I'm certain
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that as we speak here today,
that somewhere in this country,
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a budding Leonardo Da Vinci
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is gaining up for the challenge.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh God ...
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Hello.
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Sir, I am the Leonardo from Montana.
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Oh yeah? What you are going to do?
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I accept the challenge.
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You do?
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One afternoon in August,
the phone rang
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while my sister Gracie and I
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on the porch, shredding sweet corn
into large metal buckets.
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What?
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the buckets were riddled with
bite marks dating back to last spring
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when our dog Tapioca got depressed
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and started eating metal.
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Gracie, can you hold this for a second.
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This is what I predicted.
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Manticora herculeana
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is a subspecies of cicindeler.
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Who was at that called ?
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Same time,
has a heart at tip of the mandible
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doesn't seem to have a white spot on the electra.
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Mom?
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The phone, who was it?
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Oh, a call for T.S.
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A call for him?
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Who was it?
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I do not know.
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She is still in the line.
she is waiting.
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You should probably go.
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If you finish before I get back, count the
number of good ears and the number of bad ones.
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Why don't get the kernels,
while you're at it?
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I had 3 options
to get to the phone.
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The corridor / kitchen way,
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the quickest
but also the most boring.
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Upstairs /Downstairs route,
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but the shift in altitude made me nauseous.
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I opted for the third and
riskiest,
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particularly when father was working
around the house.
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The scent in room smelled like
whiskey stained leather.
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and moldy photographs.
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If you just closed your eyes,
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you could feel the dust forming onto your prairie
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after a cowboy posse cavalcade.
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Layton use this thing as setting room,
was the greatest thing since
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quirrell trees.
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I would like to speak to T.S. Spivet,
this is Miss Jibsen,
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Under Secretary of the Smithsonian.
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Hold on.
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Father!
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Phone!
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My father is all yours, Ms. Jibsen.
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Hello, Mr. Spivet.
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Yes! My dad is listening.
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Could you hand him the phone please.
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No! My father is mute, Ms. Jibsen.
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He can hear you
but can only respond in sign language.
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I will translate everything for you.
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You are the T.S. Spivet
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that has just invent the magnetic wheel?
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One second. Father saying ...
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Yes, I only sent you the blueprints.
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Because , I didn't have the time to do it.
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The quest for perpetual movement!
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I mean, Its the Holy Grail of inventors ...
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Tell me Mr.Spivet, I take it you live
in Montana?
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Coppertop ranch.
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Longitude: 112ยฐ 44' 19".
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Latitude: 45ยฐ 44' 27".
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These are the coordinates to my bedroom.
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Wow! Clearly you have an eye for detail!
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which is a reckless ad for
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any great inventor.
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Father is asking:
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so you are the head of the Smithsonian?
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Well! Technically,
I'm the Under Secretary, but,
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many people would say I run the place.
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Wow
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Yeah.
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Look Mr.Spivet,
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your invention
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has won our prestigious Baird Award.
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Spencer Baird Award?
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Indeed.
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Our 150th anniversary gala
is in a week's time
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and this would be perfect oppurtunity
for you to
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You know
Make your acceptance speech.
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Of course, we would
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provide you with a
sign language interpreter.
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But ...
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I'll be in class.
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I go back to school on Monday.
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You must teach
at the University of Montana?
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A quick phone call to your president,
Jack Campbell,
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and it will be taken care of.
I mean,
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We are talking about
the Baird Award after all.
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Prairie of Truth
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Mountain of Lies
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I was just thinking.
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I can't come out to receive the Baird award.
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I have too much work to finish.
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Thanks anyway.
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Have a good day.
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What are you doing?
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What do you think I am doing?
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You are going to mess up my dataset.
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You're in there for like 15 hours.
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Who was that?
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A journalist ... From New York.
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Wants me to go there
for an interview about my work.
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Inside Gracie's cortex
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Just laugh in his face, its the only way to deal with this.
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Clearly he is making it up.
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And if it were true?
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You mean this total spass leaving
Montana before us?
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Would it be so bad to be a celebrity sister?
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This total dork, invited to New York ...
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for an interview?
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You're full crap.
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I told her I can't come,
cause' classes are again monday,
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but she was insisting.
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What did I do to god for hate me?
It's like
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"Here, Gracie, I found you
a family full of nutjobs,"
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"And you are gonna live in no worse in Montana"
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"and your brother, who is a
total spat"
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"is going to New York!"
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I told you I am not going
I've got a school.
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News fash crazy
New Yorkers loves spatters
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Its kind of a new trend!.
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Too late.
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Any chance you've got
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she wallowed in the role of the
misunderstood actress
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She landed the lead in a retro
anti establishment theater piece.
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But that night,
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I was busy working on a challenge
set by Discover magazine
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"How to drop an egg from the top"
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"of the Empire State Building
without breaking it. "
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Inorder to finish my project
and get out of saying Gracie's blain,
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I had to end this Tapioca to the rest field.
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One night, in a Bette Davis face,
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Gracie launched into a heated diatribe
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about father's museum setting hall.
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Is it even conceivable that the cowboy museum
or rather, mausoleum
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could be turned into a normal living room
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where normal people
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could relax and have normal conversation?
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My father, Tecumseh Elijah Spivet,
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was born 100 years too late.
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He had the soul, stature,
and mindset of a cowboy.
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For him talking was a necessary chore,
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as shoeing a horse.
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Cellphone reception was nowhere
to be found at coppertop ranch
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and father refused to install a telephone
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in Gracie's room.
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And you heard in the voice?
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Her looks.
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Yeah, its no wonder in history of Miss America
pagents Miss Montana never won.
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Except, the worst selection ever!
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every night in his setting room
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father took off his boots
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and muttering some cryptic statements
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after raising glass of
whiskey upto his lips
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precisely every 45 seconds.
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a conversion from a cricket.
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crickets and insects,
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were my mother's specialty.
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Dr Clair spent most of her adult life
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studying tiny creatures with the
magnifying glass,
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then classifying them into species ...
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and subspecies.
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What if it doesn't exist?
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I mean, for a year now,
you stopped everything
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to prove that tigermonk cicindele's exist
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Stopped everything?
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What do you mean, in a
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maternal sense or a scientific one?
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What is it that you want me
to start doing again?
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Or else I stopped doing?
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I don't know.
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Your research on the
parasitic scolyte catepiller maybe?
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Your findings could've saved
all the pine trees in Montana.
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Every other scientific attempt
have failed.
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Failed?
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Form the ecologists
point of view, maybe.
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But from the caterpillar's
point of view,
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looks like a win win situation.
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Anyway I never liked pine trees.
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They're dripy and sticky.
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Some things are just meant to die.
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How my parents ever fell for each other
is a mystery.
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They were like day and night.
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The human head lice,
Pediculus humanus capitis
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belong to the Anoplura family.
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A. N. O. P. L. U. R. A.
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T.S., When you drawing the legs,
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make sure you observe not just how many there are
but the exact distance between them.
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Yeah. The exact distance
between them.
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Beware of mediocrity,
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its the fungus of the mind.
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We must constantly fight
against it
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or creeping to everything we do.
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Darn!
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Those got away.
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A lasso to catch him.
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Thanks, Dad.
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A fool, by definition is the one who turns,
what is beyond his middle grasp,
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will do one big joke.
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Then a few days later,
at the end of the hallway,
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their hands brushed against
each other,
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as if they were secretly exchanging
a few seeds.
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00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:34,456
And then there was Layton,
277
00:19:34,664 --> 00:19:36,500
my dizygotic twin.
278
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:40,045
That's when two sperm cells
fertilize two seperate eggs.
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To each his own embryo
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To each his own lucky star
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Layton got the height
and I got the neurons.
282
00:19:56,592 --> 00:19:58,144
Mom!
Yeah!
283
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,191
Have you ever gotten AIDS?
284
00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:04,261
What?!
285
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,198
Angela Ashworth says AIDS are bad
and you probably have them.
286
00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:15,247
Well! next time,
you just tell Angela Ashworth
287
00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:18,333
Just because she feels insecure
about being a little girl
288
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in a society that puts an anointed amount of pressure
on moment to the baptism physical standard
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00:20:22,963 --> 00:20:24,840
it doesn't mean that she had to take out her
290
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:27,801
misplaced self loathing
on a nicer boy like you.
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00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:31,179
You may be an inherent part of the problem,
but, certainly doesn't mean you have AIDS.
292
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,683
I'm not sure I can remember all that.
293
00:20:36,226 --> 00:20:38,270
Well, just tell her ... she's fat.
294
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OK.
295
00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:45,026
But Layton died last year doing an accident
with the gun in the old bar.
296
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I don't know what went wrong.
297
00:20:52,325 --> 00:20:54,744
I was there too.
Measuring gun shots.
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No one ever talked about it.
299
00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:04,671
No one.
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Not bad.
301
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,052
Except that we have to go over
this a little bit.
302
00:21:12,929 --> 00:21:15,098
Daisy ... B +.
303
00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:16,766
Solid work.
304
00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:20,687
Excellent illustrations
of the lake formation process.
305
00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:24,191
T.S. .. C +.
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Report shows
undeniable qualities,
307
00:21:29,029 --> 00:21:31,698
but as usual, is way off subject.
308
00:21:32,365 --> 00:21:35,035
What does the formation of lakes in Montana
have anything to do
309
00:21:35,243 --> 00:21:38,663
with the east-west migratory pattern
of Canadian Geese.
310
00:21:40,874 --> 00:21:42,834
Sir, I'm not sure
if you read the introduction ...But I
311
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,794
You think you're the smarter than
everyone else, don't you?
312
00:21:46,588 --> 00:21:48,757
As for the diagram,
its very pretty
313
00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:50,634
but scientifically erroneous.
314
00:21:51,384 --> 00:21:52,469
Really, Sir?
315
00:21:53,053 --> 00:21:54,846
Bacause I sent it to the
Discover Magazine
316
00:21:55,806 --> 00:21:58,517
and ... they like it, and they publish it.
317
00:22:04,447 --> 00:22:07,234
Do not play games with me, T.S.
318
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:10,612
You're out of your league.
319
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,866
And what about the magnetic wheel?
320
00:22:15,075 --> 00:22:16,660
Didn't mention anything
about that.
321
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,830
I dont give a a rat's ass about
the magnetic wheel
322
00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:23,250
Mr. Stenpock,
how can a man like you,
323
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:26,962
supposed to open our minds
through scientific curiosity,
324
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:28,964
How can you be so aggresively narrow minded?
325
00:22:29,172 --> 00:22:30,841
Every scientists were like you
326
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:32,092
The will be no penicillin,
327
00:22:32,259 --> 00:22:33,218
no relativity,
328
00:22:33,426 --> 00:22:34,302
or sewer trains,
329
00:22:34,511 --> 00:22:36,513
Know what it would be,
no chocolates or cookies!
330
00:22:39,307 --> 00:22:42,144
Superiority complex,
this is what you have. T.S.
331
00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:45,814
Your talents in scientific observations
would be put to better use
332
00:22:45,981 --> 00:22:48,150
in picking your socks in the morning.
333
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:06,585
Lend me a hand for a second?
334
00:23:11,506 --> 00:23:12,507
What's your need?
335
00:23:12,716 --> 00:23:14,509
Settle out the creak.
Its drying among its pockets.
336
00:23:14,718 --> 00:23:17,137
We'll get her spit up all
she has got before sunset.
337
00:23:18,150 --> 00:23:19,150
Com'on.
338
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,945
To know that my father had to resort
to ask me help from me,
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00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:36,198
his only remaining son
340
00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:38,700
The one who is used to saw in the ranch
341
00:23:38,867 --> 00:23:40,911
filled me with sadness.
342
00:23:45,916 --> 00:23:48,793
Layton should have been here,
not me.
343
00:23:50,045 --> 00:23:54,883
One day, he shot a coyote with his
Winchester from 200 yards.
344
00:23:55,175 --> 00:23:57,093
Father was so impressed.
345
00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:00,305
He took off his hat and slapped
it on my brother's head.
346
00:24:01,223 --> 00:24:02,974
It was a special moment.
347
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,519
I knew it would never happen to me.
348
00:24:08,438 --> 00:24:10,482
She is still runnin a bit last week.
349
00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,317
There's no back for got some juice.
350
00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:18,073
Like the... the crickets teasing me.
351
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,663
Couple of months earlier,
352
00:24:24,871 --> 00:24:28,500
I had built a scale model
depicting the hydrology of our valley.
353
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:33,421
You could see the various water tables,
drainage trenchs, soil compositions
354
00:24:33,630 --> 00:24:35,465
and sweepage capacity.
355
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:53,567
Dad! You wanna give it a look?
356
00:25:04,661 --> 00:25:06,371
See... If you dig from here to there,
357
00:25:06,955 --> 00:25:08,707
the water will be channeled
to there.
358
00:25:09,249 --> 00:25:11,585
thereby increasing the flow of water,
359
00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:15,964
those thereby stagnating and evaporating.
360
00:25:16,173 --> 00:25:18,467
'Cause the laws of fluid mechanics,
361
00:25:18,675 --> 00:25:19,551
make it unstoppable.
362
00:25:19,759 --> 00:25:21,720
You asked me I was just pissing the can.
363
00:25:22,429 --> 00:25:24,139
Open your eyes, you'll see that.
364
00:25:40,864 --> 00:25:42,741
That ignorant goats.
365
00:25:43,325 --> 00:25:45,410
Don't worry, I've got it.
366
00:25:46,036 --> 00:25:48,205
Right.
367
00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:56,588
So this used to be coyote chow.
368
00:26:01,051 --> 00:26:03,261
It's okay, Stinky, Don't worry.
369
00:26:03,470 --> 00:26:04,930
I am not gonna hurt you.
Don't worry.
370
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,647
Maybe dying on a ranch
from a snakebite,
371
00:26:14,564 --> 00:26:16,316
is more befitting than a
self inflicted
372
00:26:16,525 --> 00:26:18,318
gunshot going to the head
373
00:26:18,527 --> 00:26:20,987
by an old rifle
in a cold barn.
374
00:26:25,408 --> 00:26:27,828
Fixing on kissing that poison rope?
375
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,460
We still got our bussiness day,isn't it?
376
00:26:40,173 --> 00:26:43,718
That was the first time
my father ever patted me on the back,
377
00:26:45,053 --> 00:26:48,598
but I couldn't tell who was to brush me off,
to reprimand me
378
00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:50,559
or a substitute for a hug.
379
00:27:00,777 --> 00:27:03,029
I would go to Washington DC tomorrow.
380
00:27:03,238 --> 00:27:05,448
I was a researcher, scientist,
381
00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:07,534
and they needed me there.
382
00:27:07,742 --> 00:27:09,244
If I stayed here,
383
00:27:09,452 --> 00:27:11,288
I end up turning around in circles,
384
00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:12,873
like these bats.
385
00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:16,376
I only do the echo of myself.
386
00:27:34,227 --> 00:27:35,729
What's for dinner tonight?
387
00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:37,606
Puree Corn.
388
00:27:40,066 --> 00:27:43,320
Hey T.S, can you take up
my dish washing duties tonight?
389
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:44,988
I will make it upto you, I swear... Its...
390
00:27:45,614 --> 00:27:48,158
Tonight, its Miss USA pagent,
and I really don't wanna miss the opening.
391
00:27:48,617 --> 00:27:50,076
You already owe me 4.
392
00:27:51,117 --> 00:27:52,148
Miss USA!
393
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,372
And these women are picked for thier
talents on what exactly?
394
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,333
Painting?
395
00:27:56,567 --> 00:27:57,209
Yoga?
396
00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,211
Karate, perhaps?
397
00:27:59,861 --> 00:28:00,861
No mom.
398
00:28:01,171 --> 00:28:03,757
Miss America
is only the "talent" portion.
399
00:28:03,924 --> 00:28:05,675
Miss USA is the beauty contest.
400
00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:06,551
It's way better.
401
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,179
I still think its a mistake not to
take into consideration
402
00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:11,431
these girls intellectual attitudes.
403
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,309
Mom, it's a beauty contest.
404
00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:15,811
It's Miss USA.
405
00:28:16,019 --> 00:28:17,395
Otherwise, it would be called
Miss High I.Q.
406
00:28:17,604 --> 00:28:18,814
Which no one would watch,
407
00:28:19,022 --> 00:28:20,065
because it would be boring,
408
00:28:20,273 --> 00:28:21,691
like my life!
409
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,736
I'm sorry Gracie, but ...
410
00:28:25,612 --> 00:28:28,198
you know what it,.. if you were
to enter this kind of contest
411
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:29,491
It would be a mistake not to
412
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:32,160
showcase your talents as an actress...
and as a singer
413
00:28:32,369 --> 00:28:34,621
you have a pretty voice ...
and you play the hobo.
414
00:28:48,135 --> 00:28:50,303
I have to go to
Kalispell tomorrow
415
00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:52,264
to collect specimens
416
00:28:52,722 --> 00:28:54,057
It'll be a few days.
417
00:28:54,724 --> 00:28:57,936
I prepared all of your meals, so,
all you have to do is reheat them.
418
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:00,856
Good deal.
419
00:29:13,076 --> 00:29:15,328
I've been thinking about what you told
me the other day.
420
00:29:15,537 --> 00:29:16,997
about what I used to do
421
00:29:17,205 --> 00:29:18,373
that I stopped doing.
422
00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:20,458
And I was wondering ...
423
00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:22,752
will you come with me to Kalispell?
424
00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:24,671
I would be great to have your help.
425
00:29:25,672 --> 00:29:27,632
Mom, it's entertainment.
426
00:29:28,008 --> 00:29:30,177
Entertainment!
427
00:29:37,893 --> 00:29:39,144
You thought about
what I asked you?
428
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,940
Sorry, I cant come with you
to Kalispell tomorrow.
429
00:29:47,068 --> 00:29:50,238
I have to finish a project for Mr. Stenpock.
430
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:56,495
Next time,
I'll try and give you a notice.
431
00:30:31,822 --> 00:30:35,492
You reached the Office of Ms. Jibsen,
please leave a message.
432
00:30:36,117 --> 00:30:37,494
By Jack Campbell speaking
433
00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:40,205
The President of the University of Montana.
434
00:30:40,455 --> 00:30:41,706
I have some good news.
435
00:30:41,915 --> 00:30:44,626
Mr.T.S. Spivet has managed to
rearrange his schedule.
436
00:30:44,835 --> 00:30:47,921
So, He will be leaving...first thing tomorrow.
He will not be reachable,
437
00:30:48,129 --> 00:30:50,132
but will make just in time to
accept the baird award
438
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:51,341
and make his speech or not.
439
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:53,635
Good night. I mean good morning...
440
00:30:54,594 --> 00:30:57,514
Hey...I do not if
you're aware anything, but ...
441
00:30:58,098 --> 00:30:59,933
you are talking
to a garbage can.
442
00:31:05,647 --> 00:31:07,399
The four steps of packing
443
00:31:07,983 --> 00:31:10,944
I was terrified at the thought of
having to pack my suitcase.
444
00:31:11,153 --> 00:31:12,404
Even packing for school everyday,
445
00:31:12,612 --> 00:31:14,739
took me at the very least 23 min.
446
00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:16,950
Maybe 22 min.
447
00:31:17,159 --> 00:31:20,245
1 - Play and replay the scenario
of the trip in my head.
448
00:31:23,456 --> 00:31:26,168
2 - To arrange all necessary
items
449
00:31:26,376 --> 00:31:28,211
in order of importance.
450
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:29,462
Eight pair of underwear.
451
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,214
Two sextants.
452
00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:32,757
Three burgundy sweaters.
453
00:31:32,966 --> 00:31:35,469
One thermometer,
One hygrometer, One barometer.
454
00:31:36,553 --> 00:31:38,430
Only one telescope.
455
00:31:38,638 --> 00:31:41,099
One frontal headlamp
officially known as Tom.
456
00:31:41,308 --> 00:31:42,893
Five blank red notebooks
457
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:44,352
And five blank purple notebooks
458
00:31:44,561 --> 00:31:45,729
One tape measure,
459
00:31:46,688 --> 00:31:48,064
and my set of Gillette pens
460
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:49,399
Twelve handkerchiefs.
461
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,276
A box of raisins.
462
00:31:51,485 --> 00:31:52,652
Twelve carrot sticks.
463
00:31:53,487 --> 00:31:54,196
Eleven.
464
00:31:54,404 --> 00:31:56,072
A self-defense handbook.
465
00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:57,532
My sparrow skeleton.
466
00:31:57,866 --> 00:31:58,742
binoculars.
467
00:31:59,034 --> 00:32:00,243
My Leatherman.
468
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:04,080
3 - Avoid thinking about a scenario
for which I will need a seismoscope
469
00:32:04,664 --> 00:32:07,459
for a woodpecker who would be
pecking beak at the tree.
470
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,294
4 - Pack everything
471
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:12,172
and finally add
my teddy bear Big Jojo.
472
00:32:14,591 --> 00:32:15,884
At 4 o'clock in the morning,
473
00:32:16,218 --> 00:32:19,012
my suitcase was finally ready.
474
00:32:55,132 --> 00:32:56,341
Goodbye, Layton.
475
00:32:57,342 --> 00:32:59,970
I'll be away for a while to Washington D.C.
476
00:33:02,556 --> 00:33:04,391
I'll bring you back a souvenir.
477
00:33:09,146 --> 00:33:11,064
I'm sorry for what I did.
478
00:33:25,662 --> 00:33:29,332
Dear Spivet Family ,
I'm gone for a while to do some work.
479
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,459
Dont worry, I'll be fine.
480
00:33:31,668 --> 00:33:35,255
I do not want to bother you
by telling you about it ahead of time.
481
00:33:35,463 --> 00:33:39,509
Thank you for taking care of me.
You're one of the best families in the world.
482
00:33:39,968 --> 00:33:41,344
Love, T.S.
483
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,057
Diary
484
00:34:09,289 --> 00:34:10,290
Hello, Tapioca.
485
00:34:10,499 --> 00:34:11,249
Hello.
486
00:34:12,501 --> 00:34:13,627
I'll miss you.
487
00:34:13,835 --> 00:34:14,961
Where are you going?
488
00:34:15,629 --> 00:34:17,589
To the Smithsonian in Washington D.C.
489
00:34:19,716 --> 00:34:21,510
It seems like everyone ends up
490
00:34:21,718 --> 00:34:23,637
leaving in this house.
491
00:34:25,472 --> 00:34:26,723
I'll be back.
492
00:35:18,275 --> 00:35:20,318
Why had he not stopped?
493
00:35:21,194 --> 00:35:24,322
Because I was responsible for
his favorite son's death
494
00:35:24,531 --> 00:35:26,908
and I must be banished from the ranch.
495
00:35:27,117 --> 00:35:28,076
Thats why.
496
00:38:49,277 --> 00:38:52,572
The crossing
497
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:22,102
Sun Chemical composition:
498
00:39:22,310 --> 00:39:24,437
hydrogen, helium, oxygen, iron
499
00:39:24,646 --> 00:39:26,815
neon, nitrogen, silicon, magnesium
500
00:39:27,023 --> 00:39:28,150
and sulfur.
501
00:39:30,986 --> 00:39:32,571
"How beautiful the sun
502
00:39:32,779 --> 00:39:34,156
"when newly risen,
503
00:39:34,364 --> 00:39:36,700
"And explodes in the morning greetings
504
00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:40,579
"Happy as the man who can
lovingly salute its rising
505
00:39:40,787 --> 00:39:43,123
"more glorious than a dream!"
506
00:40:24,414 --> 00:40:26,416
You're officially a hobo now?
507
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,210
Well, incase you haven't noticed,
508
00:40:28,585 --> 00:40:32,672
I'm heading a freight train right,
on my way to Washington D.C.
509
00:40:32,881 --> 00:40:35,550
And..What's an adventurer
never leave aside?
510
00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:38,970
His knife, his magnifying glass,
511
00:40:39,179 --> 00:40:41,139
his maps, his whip
512
00:40:42,057 --> 00:40:43,266
and his hat.
513
00:40:44,684 --> 00:40:46,603
But, You have forgotten the whip.
514
00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:50,732
- I'm glad you're here.
- Me too. I'm glad you're here.
515
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:11,711
No! Not my weevils !
516
00:41:15,966 --> 00:41:19,719
These larvae.. stay survived..
shipment across the Pacific ocean,
517
00:41:19,928 --> 00:41:22,639
70 000 miles, to end up in the
stomach of a goat?
518
00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:25,684
It's just the ignorant Montana goats.
They dont know any better.
519
00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:29,312
Oh..well..If you can't manage your karate goats,
maybe you should consider another line of work!
520
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:32,858
If that's what you think,
you know, set the plate at the table for me.
521
00:41:33,817 --> 00:41:37,529
If that's what you think,
you know, set my plate at the table.
522
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,225
Security, track number 8.
523
00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:31,388
A melancholy feeling came over me,
I cannot get rid of.
524
00:45:33,515 --> 00:45:35,684
The motorhome was pointed backwards,
525
00:45:35,892 --> 00:45:39,020
So, I had that depressing feeling
that I was traveling in reverse.
526
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:17,661
Hello, kid.
527
00:47:18,578 --> 00:47:20,664
Hey... Kid!
528
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,417
Come over.
529
00:47:25,544 --> 00:47:26,878
Com'on, Come over.
530
00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:34,261
Com'on, Get closer.
531
00:47:36,263 --> 00:47:37,264
Hold It.
532
00:47:41,226 --> 00:47:42,727
This is your first time?
Yes.
533
00:47:44,521 --> 00:47:45,605
"Two Clouds".
534
00:47:46,481 --> 00:47:48,233
"Two Clouds", that's my name.
535
00:47:48,441 --> 00:47:49,484
I am T.S.
536
00:47:49,693 --> 00:47:52,487
T for Tecumseh
S for Sparrow
537
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,615
Sparrow, as in the bird?
538
00:47:55,679 --> 00:47:57,236
Yes.
539
00:47:57,242 --> 00:48:00,912
At the moment on my birth,
a sparrow crashed through the window
540
00:48:01,121 --> 00:48:03,582
and died right down
kitchen floor.
541
00:48:04,374 --> 00:48:05,333
Follow me.
542
00:48:15,677 --> 00:48:16,761
Step on it.
543
00:48:17,679 --> 00:48:18,513
Com'on!
544
00:48:37,199 --> 00:48:40,994
You know why the right sole
is more worn out than the left one?
545
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,539
Because one of your legs is
shorter than the other?
546
00:48:44,873 --> 00:48:48,835
Nope. Because these shoes belong
to Johnny Cash
547
00:48:49,044 --> 00:48:50,670
He always kept the beat.
548
00:48:54,174 --> 00:48:57,552
You think the dead sparrow in your kitchen
right when you were born
549
00:48:57,761 --> 00:48:59,971
is a more credible story?
550
00:49:01,389 --> 00:49:02,891
That's what mom told me.
551
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:06,895
Your mother gave birth in the kitchen?
552
00:49:11,566 --> 00:49:12,609
You see?
553
00:49:12,943 --> 00:49:13,902
What?
554
00:49:14,569 --> 00:49:15,737
The Sparrow.
555
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:17,906
Once Upon a time
556
00:49:18,198 --> 00:49:20,408
there was a sparrow that was very ill
557
00:49:20,617 --> 00:49:22,661
didn't have the strength to go south.
558
00:49:22,869 --> 00:49:24,830
Go without me, he told his children.
559
00:49:25,497 --> 00:49:27,499
I'll find shelter from the cold
560
00:49:27,707 --> 00:49:29,876
and I'll see you in spring.
561
00:49:34,548 --> 00:49:35,507
So, did he survive?
562
00:49:36,383 --> 00:49:38,802
The bird went to an oak tree
563
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:42,013
and asked if he could take shelter
in his leaves.
564
00:49:42,222 --> 00:49:46,685
But the oak was,
the cold and arrogant tree,.. he refused.
565
00:49:47,310 --> 00:49:49,146
The peach,.. the aspen,
566
00:49:49,312 --> 00:49:50,522
the willow, the elm,
567
00:49:50,689 --> 00:49:53,233
they all said no, can you believe this?
568
00:49:53,525 --> 00:49:54,442
I guess.
569
00:49:55,402 --> 00:49:57,904
Don't answer the question...
It's part of the story...
570
00:49:58,655 --> 00:49:59,781
Sorry!..
571
00:50:00,532 --> 00:50:03,535
Then the first snows came.
572
00:50:03,794 --> 00:50:07,247
The sparrow took a last chance
with the pine tree, who said:
573
00:50:07,414 --> 00:50:09,416
I can't offer you much protection,
574
00:50:09,693 --> 00:50:11,877
I only have needles that let in draft
575
00:50:12,794 --> 00:50:15,213
But my answer is ...
576
00:50:16,423 --> 00:50:17,424
Yes.
577
00:50:18,550 --> 00:50:21,595
Overjoyed, the sparrow took refuge there
578
00:50:21,970 --> 00:50:23,346
and you know what?
579
00:50:26,808 --> 00:50:28,477
He survived the winter.
580
00:50:28,935 --> 00:50:31,938
The children returned and
wept tears of joy.
581
00:50:32,147 --> 00:50:36,860
Upon seeing this, the Creator decided to
punish all the other trees for their selfishness.
582
00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:38,153
From that day on,
583
00:50:38,904 --> 00:50:41,948
every tree lost
it's leaves in winter,
584
00:50:42,157 --> 00:50:45,535
except the pine,
who saved the sparrow.
585
00:50:48,205 --> 00:50:51,041
My grandmother
told me this story.
586
00:50:53,335 --> 00:50:55,253
Had you ever heard it before?
587
00:50:58,924 --> 00:51:00,884
You can answer now.
588
00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:02,427
Story is finished!
589
00:51:05,305 --> 00:51:06,890
The story is very pretty.
590
00:51:08,475 --> 00:51:11,728
But, the insulating properties of
pine needles
591
00:51:12,062 --> 00:51:14,564
could not release the heat to create
a warm enough cocoon
592
00:51:14,773 --> 00:51:17,067
for a bird the size of a sparrow.
593
00:51:17,484 --> 00:51:19,444
Your grandmother lied to you.
594
00:51:24,845 --> 00:51:27,244
So where were you headed, T.S.?
595
00:51:27,702 --> 00:51:29,955
To buy me a hot dog.
596
00:51:30,163 --> 00:51:32,499
The old sea dog!
597
00:51:35,418 --> 00:51:37,128
Captain's Choice!..
Huh!..
598
00:51:39,256 --> 00:51:41,842
Quickly, it close in fifteen minutes.
599
00:51:43,635 --> 00:51:45,011
Bye, Sparrow!..
600
00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:46,805
See you, Bye!
601
00:51:47,097 --> 00:51:49,307
I'm sure you will find your tree.
602
00:51:49,516 --> 00:51:50,725
You too!
603
00:51:51,768 --> 00:51:52,853
Dr. Clair ...
604
00:51:53,270 --> 00:51:55,772
this time, you can't stop me.
605
00:52:07,909 --> 00:52:10,495
And what is the reason behind this embargo?
606
00:52:12,038 --> 00:52:15,375
T.S., Do you know where this smell
of those marvellous sausages comes from?
607
00:52:15,584 --> 00:52:18,295
It's from a smell factory,
on the New Jersey Turnpike.
608
00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:20,881
It was carefully designed and
artificially synthesized
609
00:52:21,089 --> 00:52:23,633
to maximize their desirability.
610
00:52:23,842 --> 00:52:24,843
Do you like it one?
611
00:52:25,635 --> 00:52:27,012
A drink with that?
612
00:52:27,429 --> 00:52:28,388
Sure, Is that included?
613
00:52:28,555 --> 00:52:29,598
Yeah, sure.
614
00:52:29,973 --> 00:52:31,516
I'm gonna give you straw.
615
00:52:31,766 --> 00:52:34,686
and one of my best hot dogs,
I hope you like it.
616
00:52:36,146 --> 00:52:37,189
Hi Marj.
617
00:52:38,064 --> 00:52:39,065
I want you to look at this.
618
00:52:39,274 --> 00:52:40,692
Some kid out of Montana
619
00:52:40,901 --> 00:52:43,361
ran away or got himself kidnapped
or something.
620
00:52:43,570 --> 00:52:44,738
Can I know where to put that?
621
00:52:44,946 --> 00:52:47,115
- Hmm.. just put up on the board.
- Thanks
622
00:52:57,042 --> 00:52:59,127
I know someone
who ain't gonna be happy with you...
623
00:53:00,879 --> 00:53:01,880
your mom!.
624
00:53:03,423 --> 00:53:04,716
Just kiddin', young man.
625
00:53:05,175 --> 00:53:08,595
But if you eat a hot dog before your dinner,
you ain't gonna hungry for the soup she made ya.
626
00:53:09,346 --> 00:53:11,932
I don't hav a mother around.
My parents are dead.
627
00:53:14,810 --> 00:53:16,269
You take care little guy.
628
00:53:16,478 --> 00:53:17,562
You see what happens
629
00:53:17,771 --> 00:53:19,606
to kids that go astray?
630
00:53:44,965 --> 00:53:45,924
My son!
631
00:53:46,133 --> 00:53:47,634
You have been kidnapped?
632
00:53:48,009 --> 00:53:50,512
Oh! Thank God! What a relief.
633
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,098
Baby, baby, you know,
you're right,
634
00:53:53,306 --> 00:53:55,559
I've been wasting my time
certain cicindele...
635
00:53:55,767 --> 00:53:58,520
Son, we still got a
situation with the creek.
636
00:53:58,728 --> 00:54:00,397
You're spot on with that covert.
637
00:54:00,605 --> 00:54:03,316
What you say come right back,
and, and we work on your plans together.
638
00:54:03,525 --> 00:54:06,945
T.S., you have to come home
'cause you said you'll make my Halloween costume.
639
00:54:07,154 --> 00:54:07,887
Com'on baby!.
640
00:54:51,406 --> 00:54:53,575
May be somewhere
in one of these houses
641
00:54:53,783 --> 00:54:56,870
a boy just woke up
from the sound of my train.
642
00:54:57,913 --> 00:54:58,914
Maybe he is wondering
643
00:54:59,122 --> 00:55:01,917
what it would be like to climb aboard
and cross the desert.
644
00:55:04,794 --> 00:55:07,714
God' I just want
to switch places with him
645
00:55:07,923 --> 00:55:11,092
and just watch the train
go awaying to the unknown.
646
00:55:13,887 --> 00:55:15,305
I had to admit it.
647
00:55:15,555 --> 00:55:17,849
I was not a careless drifter,
648
00:55:18,683 --> 00:55:22,437
just a tiny old boy,
who ran away from home.
649
00:55:24,147 --> 00:55:27,317
Any more or less,
Can I assume be peeing on my sofa,
650
00:55:27,526 --> 00:55:29,069
like when I was little
651
00:55:29,277 --> 00:55:32,614
and afraid of a
Jack O'Lantern's deadly fangs.
652
00:56:55,739 --> 00:56:57,616
Layton Age 6.
653
00:56:58,992 --> 00:57:00,869
T.S. Age 6.
654
00:57:15,342 --> 00:57:19,429
Patterns of cross talk and directional eyelines by T.S. Spivet.
655
00:57:19,638 --> 00:57:23,600
Frequency of father's eye contact
to T.S. : Nil
656
00:57:24,017 --> 00:57:24,935
Why?
657
00:57:25,435 --> 00:57:27,771
Is it the T.S. is more like me?
658
00:57:28,980 --> 00:57:30,732
He doesn't like what I am.
659
00:57:30,941 --> 00:57:32,400
He doesn't love me.
660
00:57:35,654 --> 00:57:36,905
Of course he loves you!
661
00:57:37,322 --> 00:57:38,615
You love each other!
662
00:57:40,325 --> 00:57:42,869
If we make a baby,
it means we love each other, right?
663
00:57:44,996 --> 00:57:47,499
And they had three babies.
Ain't that right?
664
00:57:58,093 --> 00:58:01,138
I still catch myself haunting to wake
him up for school.
665
00:58:19,322 --> 00:58:20,532
Sorry!..
Sorry.
666
00:58:21,992 --> 00:58:22,993
Stopped everything?
667
00:58:23,577 --> 00:58:26,371
What do you mean
in a maternal sense or a scientific one?
668
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:28,707
T.S. came to see me in my study,
669
00:58:28,915 --> 00:58:31,376
for the first time since the accident.
670
00:58:33,378 --> 00:58:35,755
I'm not really there for T.S. anymore...
671
00:58:36,756 --> 00:58:38,884
I'm like an empty house.
672
00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:13,877
Nature had vanished.
673
00:59:15,712 --> 00:59:18,006
Every millimeter of landscape
674
00:59:18,131 --> 00:59:21,051
was replaced by manmade constructions
675
00:59:21,259 --> 00:59:22,719
ruled by the laws of geometry.
676
00:59:23,553 --> 00:59:26,723
How could humans create
so many right angles
677
00:59:27,015 --> 00:59:31,311
when their behavior
is so convoluted and illogical?
678
00:59:55,710 --> 00:59:57,420
See you, old sea dog.
679
01:00:00,215 --> 01:00:01,925
I'm sure you'll find
your pine tree.
680
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,677
Playing hookey from kindergarten?
681
01:00:49,222 --> 01:00:50,348
I'm talking to you.
682
01:00:50,849 --> 01:00:51,641
No, sir.
683
01:00:51,766 --> 01:00:53,018
What you got in the bag?
684
01:00:53,393 --> 01:00:56,313
Spray paint? You vandalized in snitch,
you paint that silo?
685
01:00:57,355 --> 01:00:58,482
I love Chicago.
686
01:01:00,025 --> 01:01:00,674
What?
687
01:01:06,573 --> 01:01:09,451
Are you shitting me, snitch? Where you from?
688
01:01:10,494 --> 01:01:11,536
Chernobyl.
689
01:01:12,815 --> 01:01:14,223
Oh, Yeah!.. Well,
690
01:01:15,582 --> 01:01:17,000
You little shit!
691
01:01:19,169 --> 01:01:20,837
Welcome to the
great state of Illinois.
692
01:01:21,046 --> 01:01:23,465
And I'm sure you're gonna get to know what
really well after I book you
693
01:01:23,673 --> 01:01:26,843
for tresspassing,
destruction of railroad priority.
694
01:01:27,093 --> 01:01:28,386
Railroad Property.
695
01:01:29,763 --> 01:01:30,430
What?
696
01:01:30,722 --> 01:01:32,265
Property, You said priority.
697
01:01:33,850 --> 01:01:35,018
Get in the car!
698
01:01:40,524 --> 01:01:41,233
Gotch'ya!
699
01:02:16,476 --> 01:02:18,395
Look, it's moving!
700
01:02:20,105 --> 01:02:22,649
Ok, Snitch,..
End of the line.
701
01:02:23,024 --> 01:02:24,901
Thanks for the exercise, but ...
702
01:02:25,193 --> 01:02:26,194
lets go.
703
01:02:27,404 --> 01:02:30,031
What? What you gonna do?
You gonna Jump?
704
01:02:31,158 --> 01:02:32,617
Com'on. Don't make me walk over there.
705
01:02:35,954 --> 01:02:37,831
Hang on, Hang on, kiddie! Allright!
Hang on,..
706
01:02:41,209 --> 01:02:42,377
Don't look down...
Don't look down.
707
01:02:43,545 --> 01:02:44,421
Get your foot up.
com'on.
708
01:02:44,588 --> 01:02:46,423
Come on, You can do it,
come on!
709
01:02:47,061 --> 01:02:49,755
Get your foot up.
You can do it. You can do all up that,..God!..
710
01:02:49,790 --> 01:02:51,826
God!..Oh!
oh!..
711
01:03:00,145 --> 01:03:01,480
Oh! you little shit.
712
01:03:02,022 --> 01:03:03,106
You're very good!
713
01:03:03,315 --> 01:03:05,108
Hey!..You think you got away?..huh!
714
01:03:05,275 --> 01:03:07,068
Well done! Hey, over here!
715
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,989
You think you got away with this.. huh?
716
01:03:10,990 --> 01:03:12,327
Is that what you thinking?
huh..
717
01:03:12,699 --> 01:03:14,284
No way, kid!
718
01:03:14,378 --> 01:03:16,495
listen to.., Snitch, look at me!
719
01:03:18,997 --> 01:03:22,334
Look me in the eye..What's the matter?
You don't wanna look in the eye?
720
01:03:22,542 --> 01:03:24,294
Right here! I'm gonna find you!
721
01:04:33,321 --> 01:04:35,740
How're doin', man?
You don't look so hot.
722
01:04:35,907 --> 01:04:36,556
I'm ok.
723
01:04:36,950 --> 01:04:38,743
I just fell down and hurt myself.
724
01:04:38,952 --> 01:04:41,079
Where you're heading for, like this, man?
725
01:04:42,164 --> 01:04:43,874
To the Smithsonian.
726
01:04:45,292 --> 01:04:45,941
Where?
727
01:04:47,085 --> 01:04:49,004
D.C. is in Washington, man.
728
01:05:06,563 --> 01:05:07,856
My name is Ricky.
729
01:05:09,149 --> 01:05:10,066
T.S.
730
01:05:10,275 --> 01:05:11,902
Put your seatbelt on, T.S.
731
01:05:22,370 --> 01:05:23,288
Show me.
732
01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:28,335
That's a real deal!
733
01:05:28,668 --> 01:05:30,170
Hurt when you breathe?
734
01:05:30,837 --> 01:05:34,549
You got maybe one, two broken ribs.
You seriously need to see a medic.
735
01:05:35,884 --> 01:05:37,636
No, I'll be okay.
736
01:05:39,304 --> 01:05:40,806
Tough little bugger, ain't you.
737
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,820
Always take two pictures of hitchhikers.
738
01:05:55,028 --> 01:05:56,404
One when I pick'em up,
739
01:05:56,613 --> 01:05:58,323
one when I drop'em off.
740
01:06:07,123 --> 01:06:08,208
Even in the service,
741
01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,709
I was taking pictures.
742
01:06:10,377 --> 01:06:11,628
That guy,
743
01:06:11,795 --> 01:06:13,630
was a hitchhiker too?
744
01:06:14,714 --> 01:06:15,715
Well... Not exactly.
745
01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:18,385
What do you think?
746
01:06:18,802 --> 01:06:22,305
Join the army, see the world,
arresting people ...
747
01:06:22,931 --> 01:06:23,705
and kill'em.
748
01:06:59,050 --> 01:07:02,304
The East.
749
01:07:08,185 --> 01:07:09,436
Where are we?
750
01:07:10,103 --> 01:07:11,438
Not far from where you are headed.
751
01:07:23,992 --> 01:07:26,828
Not sure what you are looking for,
but don't change a thing.
752
01:07:27,037 --> 01:07:28,497
Steady in your boots.
753
01:07:28,747 --> 01:07:29,771
Good luck, man.
754
01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:33,919
I'm not sure what you are looking for either,
but you will sure find your pine tree, man.
755
01:08:08,328 --> 01:08:10,997
Young man?.. Are you alright?
Are you injured?
756
01:08:11,289 --> 01:08:13,375
Cathy, I need information.
757
01:08:13,875 --> 01:08:16,169
You look like you need medical assistance.
758
01:08:16,378 --> 01:08:18,380
I would like to speak with
Mrs. G. H. Jibsen, please.
759
01:08:19,130 --> 01:08:21,550
I'm here to give a speech tomorrow night.
760
01:08:24,010 --> 01:08:24,886
What's your name?
761
01:08:24,887 --> 01:08:27,430
T.S.Spivet.
762
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:35,355
Just a moment.
763
01:08:36,940 --> 01:08:38,567
You're T.S. Spivet,
764
01:08:38,775 --> 01:08:41,111
or your father is T.S. Spivet?
765
01:08:42,112 --> 01:08:44,352
I am T.S. Spivet.
766
01:08:49,452 --> 01:08:52,747
He claims to be,
he actually is T.S. Spivet.
767
01:08:52,956 --> 01:08:55,041
He is 9 or 10 years older
768
01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:56,918
and very, very, very ...
769
01:08:57,043 --> 01:08:57,961
small.
770
01:08:58,795 --> 01:09:01,298
Alright, that would be wonderful,
thank you.
771
01:09:01,923 --> 01:09:04,134
Miss Jibsen is on her way down.
772
01:09:04,593 --> 01:09:06,761
You can have a seat over there.
773
01:09:19,274 --> 01:09:20,150
You're here?
774
01:09:23,069 --> 01:09:24,779
Never too far away you know.
775
01:09:25,363 --> 01:09:27,115
Yeah, I know.
776
01:09:28,283 --> 01:09:31,703
See!...
Made it to the Smithsonian.
777
01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:38,001
The worst is yet to come.
778
01:09:40,003 --> 01:09:41,254
Can help you, young man?
779
01:09:44,049 --> 01:09:45,217
Ms. Jibsen?
780
01:09:45,634 --> 01:09:46,802
Hello.
781
01:09:47,052 --> 01:09:50,263
I am T.S. Spivet. I made it here.
782
01:09:52,808 --> 01:09:56,144
You're the one I talked to in
the phone, last friday?
783
01:09:56,566 --> 01:09:57,566
Yes.
784
01:09:58,897 --> 01:10:00,315
So, where is your father?
785
01:10:01,149 --> 01:10:02,818
In fact, he is dead.
786
01:10:03,026 --> 01:10:04,653
I lied to you then.
787
01:10:07,697 --> 01:10:10,492
So, who sent me
the prototype of the magnet wheel?
788
01:10:11,159 --> 01:10:12,160
I did.
789
01:10:14,871 --> 01:10:17,457
What, you expect me to
belive that you invented it?
790
01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:19,918
Not really.
791
01:10:20,502 --> 01:10:21,920
I don't invent anything.
792
01:10:25,048 --> 01:10:26,925
I just transposed the principle of
793
01:10:27,092 --> 01:10:30,679
an electron gravitating
around the nucleus.
794
01:10:30,887 --> 01:10:33,598
But as you know, to simulate its
perpetual motion
795
01:10:33,765 --> 01:10:35,433
would require the creation
796
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,102
of a negative entropy,
797
01:10:37,310 --> 01:10:39,271
which is simply not possible.
798
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:41,064
You must agree.. right?
799
01:10:44,401 --> 01:10:45,360
This can't..
800
01:10:46,903 --> 01:10:49,447
This can't be..
How old are you?
801
01:10:50,490 --> 01:10:51,449
10.
802
01:10:57,706 --> 01:11:00,584
We're not gonna be ought to turn him into
great communicator,
803
01:11:00,792 --> 01:11:04,588
but with the right clothes and
some solid talking points, no problem.
804
01:11:05,881 --> 01:11:08,842
Oh, yes.. In his eyes,
I am the Scientific Authority of
805
01:11:09,050 --> 01:11:10,635
everything he admires.
806
01:11:11,845 --> 01:11:13,388
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
807
01:11:17,417 --> 01:11:19,705
So, You need to keep him?
808
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:20,168
Nope.
809
01:11:21,396 --> 01:11:24,691
But with multiple fractures,
he needs to rest.
810
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:26,776
Any abrupt movement
811
01:11:26,985 --> 01:11:29,571
and not cough or laugh.
812
01:11:30,238 --> 01:11:31,323
Good luck.
813
01:11:32,949 --> 01:11:34,034
How do you feel?
814
01:11:34,242 --> 01:11:36,328
Like that mule done kick me good.
815
01:11:36,536 --> 01:11:38,622
Its my dad's expression.
816
01:11:39,122 --> 01:11:41,875
You have seen as miss
your parents very much.
817
01:11:49,716 --> 01:11:51,176
I'm so sorry!
818
01:11:54,471 --> 01:11:58,225
So, I talked to some colleagues
at the Smithsonian.
819
01:11:58,433 --> 01:12:00,519
And, everybody is ecstatic
that you've
820
01:12:00,727 --> 01:12:02,270
chosen for this award.
821
01:12:03,063 --> 01:12:05,857
You have to give me their names.
I'll thank them in my speech.
822
01:12:06,691 --> 01:12:08,026
On that topic..
823
01:12:09,361 --> 01:12:11,696
I think we can quote
something up for you.
824
01:12:13,406 --> 01:12:16,243
I prefer to write my own speech.
Thank you.
825
01:12:21,498 --> 01:12:23,667
You certainly don't waste any
time about it, do you?
826
01:12:25,024 --> 01:12:26,378
No, this is a purple note book.
827
01:12:26,586 --> 01:12:29,089
If i'll be writing my speech,
it would be in the red one.
828
01:12:29,673 --> 01:12:32,008
Yes, of course.
And the purple one is for ...?
829
01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:33,635
"General Considerations."
830
01:12:33,844 --> 01:12:34,970
Such as?
831
01:12:35,428 --> 01:12:37,264
When did the child become an adult?
832
01:12:38,306 --> 01:12:39,266
And?
833
01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:41,768
When you don't get excited about Christmas,
834
01:12:41,977 --> 01:12:45,188
When you wear reading glass right a minute
but can't see to find them anywhere
835
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,941
When you pay income tax and
enjoy getting angry discussing,
836
01:12:48,150 --> 01:12:50,277
"What the heck are they going to do
with all your money?"
837
01:12:52,112 --> 01:12:56,032
And when you look down on children
whatever is going on in their little heads.
838
01:12:57,367 --> 01:13:00,495
If 2x goes into 100
and x is an integer, How many of the
839
01:13:00,496 --> 01:13:04,104
2x + 2 integers will be divisible by 3n/2
840
01:13:05,389 --> 01:13:08,257
(2x-1)=(3x+1), what is x?
841
01:13:09,206 --> 01:13:12,637
how many possible integers less than 5000
are even integers...
842
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:13,638
out of 15 or 21.
843
01:13:17,179 --> 01:13:18,805
I am like a dolphin.
844
01:13:18,972 --> 01:13:21,892
Turning one side of a brain off
and other one on.
845
01:13:22,601 --> 01:13:24,311
So, That's what dolpins do?
846
01:13:24,478 --> 01:13:26,146
Yeah, to sleep.
847
01:13:28,565 --> 01:13:29,816
You're funny.
848
01:13:29,941 --> 01:13:30,942
Why?
849
01:13:31,610 --> 01:13:34,362
You travelled by yourself
half across United States
850
01:13:34,529 --> 01:13:36,281
to end up like a lab rat?
851
01:13:44,456 --> 01:13:46,708
This defies all understanding.
852
01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:48,710
Superior mental activity?
853
01:13:49,586 --> 01:13:52,339
Superior to an average of an
ocean mammal that is.
854
01:13:52,589 --> 01:13:55,842
You could train him like a
highly intelligent seal.
855
01:13:56,837 --> 01:13:57,677
I'm sorry,
856
01:13:57,803 --> 01:14:01,014
but you don't invent the
perpetual movement machine
857
01:14:01,181 --> 01:14:03,225
by balancing a ball on your nose!
858
01:14:05,894 --> 01:14:08,522
Thank you for evaluating my brain, Jodie.
859
01:14:45,517 --> 01:14:46,351
Will you like some
860
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,145
tuna tartare and grilled asparagus
sprinkled with
861
01:14:48,311 --> 01:14:49,855
balsamic vinegar reduction?
862
01:14:52,274 --> 01:14:55,610
Sir, Why you hiding your
white glove behind your back?
863
01:14:57,612 --> 01:14:59,823
That's just how they told me to stand.
864
01:15:00,031 --> 01:15:01,449
Otherwise, I'll get fired.
865
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,453
Well, I like your white gloves.
Congratulations.
866
01:15:07,194 --> 01:15:07,954
Thanks.
867
01:15:11,126 --> 01:15:12,669
I almost forgot this.
868
01:15:12,919 --> 01:15:16,381
In case someone mistakes you for a kid
whose parents couldn't round up.
869
01:15:16,631 --> 01:15:17,549
A babysitter.
870
01:15:23,722 --> 01:15:24,806
Sorry.
871
01:15:26,433 --> 01:15:28,768
I want to be the first to congratulate you.
872
01:15:28,935 --> 01:15:31,869
We are so lucky to have
a boy like you!...so lucky!
873
01:15:32,036 --> 01:15:33,158
What was your first invention?
874
01:15:33,325 --> 01:15:34,566
Do you think your parents
will be proud of you?
875
01:15:34,733 --> 01:15:36,151
What is your astrological sign?
876
01:15:42,365 --> 01:15:43,909
So, Any other questions?
877
01:15:44,117 --> 01:15:46,578
Did you ever think that you would find
another suitable candidate?
878
01:15:47,162 --> 01:15:48,205
I remember,
879
01:15:48,413 --> 01:15:50,040
Sitting in my office,
880
01:15:50,248 --> 01:15:52,042
before I called him on the ranch,
881
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:53,627
and I said to myself,
882
01:15:54,461 --> 01:15:55,754
he is only 10,
883
01:15:56,373 --> 01:15:57,297
but let's do this!
884
01:16:01,468 --> 01:16:04,012
They're eating you up,
they'll love you.
885
01:16:06,431 --> 01:16:09,851
In 1862 a Frenchman
named Guillaume Duchenne
886
01:16:10,060 --> 01:16:13,772
discovered the difference
between fake and genuine smiles.
887
01:16:13,980 --> 01:16:17,192
In a fake smile, it's
not just the zygomatic muscles work,
888
01:16:17,859 --> 01:16:21,613
the muscles around the eyes
also contract unconsciously.
889
01:16:21,822 --> 01:16:25,325
Tonight
it was entirely ocular-zygomaticus.
890
01:16:30,163 --> 01:16:31,832
Ladies and gentlemen,
891
01:16:31,957 --> 01:16:34,751
please welcome
President of the Smithsonian,
892
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:37,003
Dr. Leonard Sullivan.
893
01:16:44,261 --> 01:16:46,555
Thank you very much
ladies and gentlemen
894
01:16:46,763 --> 01:16:48,431
and thank you to
our guest of honor.
895
01:16:50,058 --> 01:16:50,934
At a time
896
01:16:51,143 --> 01:16:53,103
when science is being challenged in every turn
897
01:16:53,311 --> 01:16:56,565
when we are witnessing
a return to intellectual obscurity,
898
01:16:56,773 --> 01:16:57,774
I can not resist
899
01:16:57,983 --> 01:17:00,944
the temptation to quote Albert Einstein.
900
01:17:01,153 --> 01:17:02,279
He said ...
901
01:17:02,612 --> 01:17:04,823
"Only two things are infinite:"
902
01:17:05,031 --> 01:17:07,659
"the universe and human stupidity ..."
903
01:17:08,660 --> 01:17:10,745
and, I'm not sure about the former
904
01:17:11,204 --> 01:17:14,291
But I know a third example:
905
01:17:14,958 --> 01:17:16,293
human genius.
906
01:17:17,544 --> 01:17:20,547
Our guest of honor tonight
is a magnificient example of this.
907
01:17:20,797 --> 01:17:22,632
I invite you to show him
908
01:17:22,841 --> 01:17:24,426
all the respect he deserves,
909
01:17:24,634 --> 01:17:26,094
despite his young years.
910
01:17:26,553 --> 01:17:29,639
Ladies and gentlemen, T.S. Spivet.
911
01:18:20,315 --> 01:18:21,650
Hello everybody.
912
01:18:24,778 --> 01:18:26,696
My name is T.S. Spivet,
913
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:29,115
I am 10 years old
914
01:18:29,825 --> 01:18:31,785
and I am actually in sixth grade.
915
01:18:33,995 --> 01:18:35,622
Is there anyone in this room,
916
01:18:35,914 --> 01:18:38,834
who doesn't already
atleast have a PhD?
917
01:18:40,877 --> 01:18:42,045
Any one?
918
01:18:44,923 --> 01:18:47,717
So, I probably won't
be teaching you much tonight.
919
01:18:48,218 --> 01:18:50,387
But I like to tell you three things.
920
01:18:50,804 --> 01:18:52,055
First,
921
01:18:53,306 --> 01:18:54,432
thank you ...
922
01:18:54,850 --> 01:18:58,294
Thank you for not cancelling my award
'cause I was younger than you expected.
923
01:18:59,896 --> 01:19:01,857
Second , the wheel.
924
01:19:02,315 --> 01:19:04,818
As you can see they are powered by magnets.
925
01:19:05,026 --> 01:19:05,944
Yet as you know,
926
01:19:06,153 --> 01:19:09,281
they demagnetize
within approximately 400 years.
927
01:19:09,489 --> 01:19:11,783
On a human scale,
it sounds like a lot.
928
01:19:11,992 --> 01:19:15,328
In geological time, it's
not even a fraction of a second.
929
01:19:15,537 --> 01:19:19,374
So, we're actually far from
having a perpetual motion.
930
01:19:29,426 --> 01:19:30,719
Any Questions?
931
01:19:32,554 --> 01:19:34,681
Yes, what is the third point?
932
01:19:37,350 --> 01:19:39,352
Oh yes, the third ...
933
01:19:48,111 --> 01:19:50,405
My brother died this year.
934
01:19:56,244 --> 01:19:58,663
He shot himself in the barn.
935
01:19:59,498 --> 01:20:01,041
No one talks about it.
936
01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:04,753
No one ever said
"Layton shot himself in the barn."
937
01:20:06,254 --> 01:20:07,255
No one.
938
01:20:09,508 --> 01:20:13,011
Layton and Me
we were always very different.
939
01:20:14,054 --> 01:20:16,264
I have been doing my
scientific experiments,
940
01:20:16,765 --> 01:20:20,852
and, he would be shooting empty bean cans
and coyotes with his Winchester.
941
01:20:22,229 --> 01:20:25,982
So, I came up with this idea to make
sound waves match the gunshots.
942
01:20:26,191 --> 01:20:27,859
That way we could play something together.
943
01:20:28,944 --> 01:20:31,530
He would shoot, and I gathered data.
944
01:20:33,615 --> 01:20:34,574
And
945
01:20:35,659 --> 01:20:38,119
one of his Winchester has jammed.
946
01:20:40,455 --> 01:20:43,083
I held the bottom of the rifle to help out.
947
01:20:44,751 --> 01:20:47,045
I didn't even touched the trigger.
948
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:50,715
There was an explosion.
949
01:20:56,763 --> 01:20:59,474
Layton flew across the room.
950
01:21:00,225 --> 01:21:01,268
Blood...
951
01:21:02,310 --> 01:21:04,020
dripped off the hay.
952
01:21:08,066 --> 01:21:09,151
He was there,
953
01:21:10,610 --> 01:21:13,071
but he wasn't my brother anymore.
954
01:21:17,617 --> 01:21:19,161
I was alone.
955
01:21:23,206 --> 01:21:25,917
I ran to the field to get my father.
956
01:21:26,710 --> 01:21:30,881
His face clenched up when I said
Layton had hurt himself badly.
957
01:21:31,339 --> 01:21:33,341
He ran back, and I stayed there,
958
01:21:33,550 --> 01:21:35,302
not knowing where to go.
959
01:21:37,137 --> 01:21:40,599
Then I ran to the house and hid
in the bathroom.
960
01:21:42,559 --> 01:21:45,437
I could hear my father
whispering on the phone.
961
01:21:47,355 --> 01:21:51,776
And through the window, I saw the ambulance
pull without the flashing lights.
962
01:21:55,030 --> 01:21:57,449
After a while, Gracie showed up.
963
01:21:57,657 --> 01:21:58,867
She was crying.
964
01:22:00,410 --> 01:22:02,662
She sat next to me in the floor
965
01:22:04,206 --> 01:22:06,791
We stayed a long time like that.
966
01:22:07,584 --> 01:22:09,794
Lying on the floor without talking.
967
01:22:17,594 --> 01:22:20,305
I wanted you to know how proud
I am to get this award.
968
01:22:20,639 --> 01:22:22,933
I'll do my best to fulfill your trust in me,
969
01:22:23,141 --> 01:22:24,684
and to be in the service of science.
970
01:22:25,352 --> 01:22:27,771
That's all I had to say. Thank you.
971
01:23:27,622 --> 01:23:30,250
The amazing thing about water drops,
972
01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:34,254
is that they always take
the path of least resistance.
973
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,964
For humans,
974
01:23:36,131 --> 01:23:38,467
it's exactly the opposite.
975
01:23:41,761 --> 01:23:43,013
When Layton died,
976
01:23:43,221 --> 01:23:47,559
Tapioca started chewing metal buckets
till it's gums bled.
977
01:23:49,394 --> 01:23:52,147
Layton and Tapioca had been inseparable.
978
01:23:53,899 --> 01:23:55,025
And then one day,
979
01:23:55,233 --> 01:23:57,861
Gracie took him
for a long walk through the meadow.
980
01:23:59,905 --> 01:24:02,782
They sat for a while
facing the mountains.
981
01:24:06,578 --> 01:24:09,789
Gracie returned with a new kind of
understanding in their eyes.
982
01:24:09,998 --> 01:24:12,167
Tapioca stopped chewing metal buckets.
983
01:24:13,168 --> 01:24:16,546
He went back to snapping at fireflies,
just like before.
984
01:24:17,047 --> 01:24:19,674
As if he had made peace with
lossing his master.
985
01:24:21,718 --> 01:24:26,056
Maybe someday,
I'll go back snapping at fireflies too.
986
01:24:27,265 --> 01:24:28,934
I swear to you.
987
01:24:29,434 --> 01:24:32,687
They loved...They loved the kid!
I mean,
988
01:24:33,146 --> 01:24:35,148
Granted they are just a bunch of scientists,
989
01:24:35,357 --> 01:24:38,944
but if their reaction is anything like the way
the general public is gonna respond,
990
01:24:39,152 --> 01:24:41,822
we've got a gold mine
on our hands here!
991
01:24:43,406 --> 01:24:45,659
People are so predictable
992
01:24:46,409 --> 01:24:47,369
it's nuts, really.
993
01:24:47,619 --> 01:24:50,789
I should write a handbook on
how to move the masses.
994
01:24:50,997 --> 01:24:51,832
Hang on!
995
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:53,458
Honey! Smile!
996
01:24:56,294 --> 01:24:59,047
No, I think it would be better if you're
sketching in your notebook.
997
01:24:59,464 --> 01:25:00,632
But, I didn't bring one.
998
01:25:00,841 --> 01:25:02,759
Sally, can we have a notebook here, Quick.
999
01:25:03,593 --> 01:25:05,971
Hang on a minute,
problem with the kid.
1000
01:25:07,990 --> 01:25:08,673
There you go.
1001
01:25:09,516 --> 01:25:12,727
But, It's not the right colour.
I'd never sketch on a green notebook.
1002
01:25:13,061 --> 01:25:15,730
This is just a photograph,
nobody cares.
1003
01:25:16,773 --> 01:25:18,316
OK, so, where were we?
Oh Yeah.
1004
01:25:19,854 --> 01:25:20,618
Its amazing!
1005
01:25:20,619 --> 01:25:21,619
Wow. Thank you.
1006
01:25:25,866 --> 01:25:28,076
Now, I don't want to get your
hopes up, but ...
1007
01:25:28,285 --> 01:25:29,536
Listen to this:
1008
01:25:30,203 --> 01:25:32,956
The White House is sniffing around!
1009
01:25:33,999 --> 01:25:35,417
The White House?
1010
01:25:37,335 --> 01:25:40,005
The President stated the
union addresses next week, and they,
1011
01:25:40,213 --> 01:25:43,592
and they love having talking points in the audience.
1012
01:25:43,967 --> 01:25:45,135
I can hear 'em now,
1013
01:25:45,343 --> 01:25:48,513
"Look, the
American educational system is working."
1014
01:25:51,558 --> 01:25:52,893
What we really need
1015
01:25:53,101 --> 01:25:55,103
are pictures of your parents.
1016
01:25:55,479 --> 01:25:57,147
Especially your brother.
1017
01:25:57,355 --> 01:26:00,817
Preferably holding a gun,
with you in the background, that would be perfect.
1018
01:26:01,151 --> 01:26:02,777
Tomorrow, we go to New York , do Letterman
1019
01:26:02,986 --> 01:26:05,655
and possibly 60 minutes of us
not affirmed up yet.
1020
01:26:05,864 --> 01:26:08,617
I mean, If they could just cut through
the crap and make up their minds.
1021
01:26:08,825 --> 01:26:10,494
The eyes dont have time to delete, Ally.
1022
01:26:10,660 --> 01:26:12,496
There are people lining up to book us.
1023
01:26:45,403 --> 01:26:46,905
There you go honey!
1024
01:26:48,615 --> 01:26:50,575
You look like a movie star!
1025
01:26:52,577 --> 01:26:53,537
Ok, Listen up, T.S.
1026
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:55,914
This shows rating is through the roof.
1027
01:26:56,122 --> 01:26:57,582
But, they're gonna wanna ambush you
1028
01:26:57,791 --> 01:26:59,960
It's just the price you have to pay, got it?
1029
01:27:05,882 --> 01:27:08,135
He's gonna talk about Layton, for sure.
1030
01:27:08,468 --> 01:27:10,262
So, you saw the accident ...
1031
01:27:12,806 --> 01:27:15,684
You saw the accident,
you didn't understand what happened,
1032
01:27:15,892 --> 01:27:18,436
you ran for help,
that's it. Remember,
1033
01:27:18,770 --> 01:27:20,730
do not express any kind of guilt.
1034
01:27:20,939 --> 01:27:21,773
you listening?
1035
01:27:21,982 --> 01:27:25,026
Not until we consult with our lawyers.
You understood all that?
1036
01:27:26,820 --> 01:27:28,029
We're live in 5 minutes.
1037
01:27:28,238 --> 01:27:30,323
You're gonna go back to the green room.
1038
01:27:30,824 --> 01:27:33,743
Well.. No, surely, it is normal
for a representative of the Smithsonian...
1039
01:27:33,952 --> 01:27:36,204
Miss Jibsen, you'll love our green room.
1040
01:27:36,413 --> 01:27:38,039
You can watch the entire show there
1041
01:27:38,248 --> 01:27:39,499
on a monitor.
1042
01:27:42,294 --> 01:27:43,920
But he is only 10... I mean, ...
1043
01:27:44,129 --> 01:27:45,881
T.S., Call me Roy.
1044
01:27:45,882 --> 01:27:46,882
Hello Roy.
1045
01:27:47,549 --> 01:27:48,967
First time on TV?
1046
01:27:49,593 --> 01:27:50,552
Lets do it.
1047
01:27:57,309 --> 01:27:58,727
We're live in 10 seconds.
1048
01:27:59,686 --> 01:28:01,980
On the air in... 10, 9, 8 ...
1049
01:28:22,792 --> 01:28:25,378
My guest tonight has dominated
this week's headlines.
1050
01:28:25,712 --> 01:28:27,839
He is to science what Mozart is to music.
1051
01:28:28,048 --> 01:28:30,342
T.S. Spivet, just 10 years old,
1052
01:28:30,550 --> 01:28:32,844
and he had sprinted ahead of
legions of scientists
1053
01:28:33,386 --> 01:28:35,430
to win this year's coveted Baird Award.
1054
01:28:35,847 --> 01:28:38,266
T.S., you're 10 years old,
1055
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,645
You're an orphan, you grew upon
a remote ranch in Montana,
1056
01:28:41,812 --> 01:28:42,854
your dad wanted you to be
1057
01:28:43,063 --> 01:28:45,273
a cowboy. Am I right so far?
1058
01:28:46,294 --> 01:28:46,984
Hmm..Yes.
1059
01:28:47,609 --> 01:28:50,070
Coppertop Ranch, 4.73 miles
1060
01:28:50,237 --> 01:28:53,198
north of the Divide, 14.92 miles ...
1061
01:28:53,365 --> 01:28:56,368
Tell me T.S., How does a 10 year old
win the Baird Award?
1062
01:28:56,952 --> 01:28:58,620
Did the proverbial apple just fall
1063
01:28:59,819 --> 01:29:00,247
on your head
1064
01:29:00,455 --> 01:29:01,665
and light bulb, you invent
1065
01:29:01,873 --> 01:29:03,750
the perpetual motion machine?
1066
01:29:05,293 --> 01:29:06,795
It actually already existed.
1067
01:29:07,003 --> 01:29:08,672
But, we needed to invented
1068
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:09,965
was a system to ...
1069
01:29:10,173 --> 01:29:12,592
At an age when most 10 year olds
1070
01:29:12,801 --> 01:29:15,095
are climbing trees, what do you do for fun?
1071
01:29:15,303 --> 01:29:16,471
Trigonometry?
1072
01:29:17,639 --> 01:29:19,432
I like climbing trees.
1073
01:29:22,686 --> 01:29:24,187
You've been conducting
scientific experiments
1074
01:29:24,396 --> 01:29:26,106
since the age of 4.
1075
01:29:26,314 --> 01:29:27,524
Last year, one of those went
1076
01:29:27,732 --> 01:29:29,943
tragically wrong and
resulted in the death
1077
01:29:30,152 --> 01:29:32,237
of your twin brother, Layton.
1078
01:29:40,495 --> 01:29:42,664
I did not understand what happened.
1079
01:29:42,998 --> 01:29:45,750
I ran to get help,
that's all.
1080
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:51,339
And oddly, the time has come
to take a look
1081
01:29:51,650 --> 01:29:53,383
at this extraordinary invention.
1082
01:29:53,758 --> 01:29:56,928
This is the first
perpetual motion machine
1083
01:29:57,137 --> 01:29:59,264
in the history of mankind.
1084
01:30:19,437 --> 01:30:21,614
Well, T.S.
How does it work...
1085
01:30:21,745 --> 01:30:24,080
Liza! Do you see him?
1086
01:30:25,457 --> 01:30:27,542
That's is my brother.
I can't believe he is on TV!
1087
01:30:28,877 --> 01:30:32,506
I mean, This is the same spice that wore
Velcro on his shoes untill he's 8 years old
1088
01:30:32,714 --> 01:30:34,925
because he couldn't tie his own laces.
1089
01:30:35,133 --> 01:30:36,593
he is on TV!
1090
01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:41,932
He went that time when he almost electrocuted
me with his seismograph.
1091
01:30:42,516 --> 01:30:45,018
Oh thats,
its not mention that on TV ...
1092
01:30:46,561 --> 01:30:49,523
T.S., how long can the little wheel turn
1093
01:30:49,731 --> 01:30:51,233
and produce energy
1094
01:30:51,441 --> 01:30:53,026
without consuming energy?
1095
01:30:53,527 --> 01:30:56,738
400 years
then you have to recharge the magnets.
1096
01:30:57,057 --> 01:30:57,822
400 years!
1097
01:30:57,989 --> 01:31:00,700
so, you saying
if this machine were 100 times larger
1098
01:31:00,951 --> 01:31:03,995
it could power all of the lights in this building
for 400 years
1099
01:31:04,204 --> 01:31:06,373
without spending a dime in electricity?
1100
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:08,959
Well, you still have to
change the light bulbs
1101
01:31:09,167 --> 01:31:11,795
given the ratio of lighting square footage,
1102
01:31:12,254 --> 01:31:13,922
that's still significant cost.
1103
01:31:15,507 --> 01:31:17,634
I think the time has come
to introduce a
1104
01:31:17,843 --> 01:31:19,219
very special guest,
1105
01:31:19,678 --> 01:31:22,139
T.S.'s mother, Dr. Clair.
1106
01:31:37,740 --> 01:31:38,727
Hello T.S.
1107
01:31:39,858 --> 01:31:41,381
Hello Mom.
1108
01:31:44,452 --> 01:31:47,497
Dr. Clair,
you have come here directly from Montana
1109
01:31:47,706 --> 01:31:50,250
you are T.S.'s mother, correct?
1110
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:52,392
Yes. That's right.
1111
01:31:53,753 --> 01:31:57,007
T.S., why did you say
in the media that you
1112
01:31:57,215 --> 01:31:59,801
were an orphan, is this some spin
coming from the Smithsonian?
1113
01:32:01,344 --> 01:32:02,554
I don't know.
1114
01:32:03,096 --> 01:32:06,266
I thought they would send me back home
before I could receive the award.
1115
01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:09,352
Dr. Clair, You must have been
worried sick,
1116
01:32:09,561 --> 01:32:11,146
I mean, he is so small.
1117
01:32:12,772 --> 01:32:14,733
Yes, well, when a child disappears,
1118
01:32:14,941 --> 01:32:16,526
the world stops turning.
1119
01:32:17,569 --> 01:32:20,655
But, surely you must have been very angry.
When you heard..
1120
01:32:20,864 --> 01:32:21,656
With all the respect
1121
01:32:21,865 --> 01:32:24,034
You asked me a question,
I would like to finish my answer.
1122
01:32:26,328 --> 01:32:28,497
When your child disappears
1123
01:32:29,289 --> 01:32:30,999
well, you'll lose your sanity.
1124
01:32:31,666 --> 01:32:34,419
Some will channel their anger by kicking
goats out of barbwire.
1125
01:32:34,628 --> 01:32:36,713
I'm sorry..Goats!
We're talking goats?
1126
01:32:37,631 --> 01:32:40,592
Others will surf
the beetles that don't exist.
1127
01:32:42,219 --> 01:32:44,763
Those are just feared merely take a train
that is never coming back
1128
01:32:44,971 --> 01:32:47,140
so sometimes you just stop by the tracks,
1129
01:32:47,349 --> 01:32:49,017
and stare at the rails.
1130
01:32:52,687 --> 01:32:54,189
So you read my journal ...
1131
01:32:57,984 --> 01:32:59,027
I'm sorry.
1132
01:32:59,569 --> 01:33:01,112
I know it's not right.
1133
01:33:02,113 --> 01:33:04,533
What about giving a gun
to a child as a gift?
1134
01:33:06,576 --> 01:33:08,286
Or letting two kids play
1135
01:33:08,912 --> 01:33:10,497
with a gun, in a barn,
1136
01:33:11,540 --> 01:33:12,707
unsupervised...
1137
01:33:14,376 --> 01:33:15,293
You think that's right?
1138
01:33:15,961 --> 01:33:17,212
That's good question actually!
1139
01:33:17,213 --> 01:33:18,213
T.S.
1140
01:33:19,172 --> 01:33:20,757
What happened in the barn?
1141
01:33:24,894 --> 01:33:26,096
Wasn't your fault, T.S.
1142
01:33:29,141 --> 01:33:30,809
It wasn't your fault.
1143
01:33:34,330 --> 01:33:34,848
It wasn't.
1144
01:33:36,773 --> 01:33:38,650
It wasn't anyone's fault.
1145
01:33:41,278 --> 01:33:42,696
It was an accident.
1146
01:33:44,948 --> 01:33:46,575
As your father said,
1147
01:33:47,367 --> 01:33:48,743
what happened ...
1148
01:33:51,454 --> 01:33:52,747
just happened...
1149
01:33:55,732 --> 01:33:57,882
OK, I think,
1150
01:33:57,961 --> 01:33:59,588
T.S. .. Dr Clair
1151
01:33:59,796 --> 01:34:01,423
We should,..
We should have a moment.
1152
01:34:01,631 --> 01:34:02,841
Just...just forget the cameras
1153
01:34:03,049 --> 01:34:04,176
and the audience,
1154
01:34:04,468 --> 01:34:06,094
and just.. maybe...
1155
01:34:07,304 --> 01:34:08,054
hug?
1156
01:34:09,306 --> 01:34:11,308
Cry?
Touch, maybe?
1157
01:34:11,516 --> 01:34:13,977
Actually, I wanna ask you about
beauty pageants.
1158
01:34:14,519 --> 01:34:15,979
I know Miss America
1159
01:34:16,188 --> 01:34:17,189
and Miss USA different,
1160
01:34:17,397 --> 01:34:18,815
But the criteria they use
1161
01:34:19,024 --> 01:34:21,776
..is shameful..
Why?..
1162
01:34:22,319 --> 01:34:23,153
Mom!
Mom!
1163
01:34:23,612 --> 01:34:25,655
I guess the crown necessarily
be a ravishing beauty...
1164
01:34:25,864 --> 01:34:26,698
..underfed...
Mom!
1165
01:34:28,033 --> 01:34:28,825
What?
1166
01:34:29,684 --> 01:34:30,192
Oh, Yeah.
1167
01:34:30,619 --> 01:34:31,870
You will stay here or go?
1168
01:34:32,287 --> 01:34:32,954
Go.
1169
01:34:46,593 --> 01:34:47,844
A river... of emotion ...
1170
01:34:48,678 --> 01:34:50,555
No, No, come back!
1171
01:34:51,014 --> 01:34:54,392
This is a 20 minute interview,
there's 9 minutes left.
1172
01:35:01,024 --> 01:35:03,443
This is reality, this is better than science!
1173
01:35:03,652 --> 01:35:05,278
This is cable TV.
1174
01:35:06,780 --> 01:35:08,865
You're a filthy little liar.
1175
01:35:10,617 --> 01:35:12,327
You're a little m***r.
1176
01:35:15,330 --> 01:35:15,914
Wait! wait! Oh!
1177
01:35:17,624 --> 01:35:18,750
Where do you think
you are going?
1178
01:35:18,959 --> 01:35:20,752
To Coppertop ranch.
1179
01:35:32,556 --> 01:35:33,515
Cut!
1180
01:35:35,475 --> 01:35:36,476
You OK?
1181
01:35:40,147 --> 01:35:42,566
Reckon if you're OK,
that's all it gots!
1182
01:35:43,984 --> 01:35:45,569
My boy's OK.
1183
01:35:48,613 --> 01:35:50,448
So, I'm mute..
1184
01:35:50,657 --> 01:35:51,491
and I'm dead?
1185
01:35:53,410 --> 01:35:54,786
Sorry, Dad.
1186
01:36:03,795 --> 01:36:07,215
How come you didn't stop that morning
when you saw me on the road?
1187
01:36:08,675 --> 01:36:10,760
Rancher's word , I never saw you.
1188
01:36:52,427 --> 01:36:59,793
I need a box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits
and a biscuit mixer.
1189
01:36:59,851 --> 01:37:02,479
Are you talking to me or
are you talking to the peanut butter?
1190
01:37:03,188 --> 01:37:05,190
Its a diction exercise, moron.
1191
01:37:05,398 --> 01:37:07,734
You'd be better out trying
some yourself enough here
1192
01:37:07,943 --> 01:37:09,736
or make it on TV again.
1193
01:37:10,278 --> 01:37:12,405
I've got some more to do in the
public speaking department.
1194
01:37:12,531 --> 01:37:15,784
How about you just show us
how its done the day you're in a movie.
1195
01:37:16,117 --> 01:37:18,411
Yeah, or in the running for Miss Montana.
1196
01:37:20,872 --> 01:37:24,167
Or a reality show
about a normal person
1197
01:37:24,376 --> 01:37:26,962
living with a bunch of
insane hostile degenerates.
1198
01:37:27,170 --> 01:37:29,673
Speaking of which, does anyone know
1199
01:37:30,382 --> 01:37:34,136
if or when your father is showing
up for breakfast?
1200
01:37:46,815 --> 01:37:48,441
You guys don't ever made up?
1201
01:37:51,695 --> 01:37:54,781
Look, I know goats eat everything,
including paper... I get'em, I get'em.
1202
01:37:55,991 --> 01:37:57,617
But, the fact that one of them
1203
01:37:57,826 --> 01:38:00,328
climbed through the kitchen window
and eat all my notes
1204
01:38:00,537 --> 01:38:04,332
on the female Ontophagus sagittarius,
and how it copulates with its horns
1205
01:38:04,541 --> 01:38:05,542
that is inexcusable.
1206
01:38:08,628 --> 01:38:09,546
It's okay, it's okay.
1207
01:38:11,089 --> 01:38:12,132
He's just kicking.
1208
01:38:12,340 --> 01:38:14,468
I thought you're going to give birth
on the kitchen again?
1209
01:38:14,676 --> 01:38:17,721
Again?
I never gave birth in kitchen.
1210
01:38:18,054 --> 01:38:18,972
Really?
1211
01:38:19,598 --> 01:38:21,850
Then, why is my name Sparrow?
1212
01:38:22,184 --> 01:38:23,894
No, That was Gracie's idea.
1213
01:38:24,102 --> 01:38:26,313
She found a dead sparrow
1214
01:38:26,521 --> 01:38:29,107
here in the kitchen,
the day I had you in the hospital.
1215
01:38:29,316 --> 01:38:33,278
So she concluded that you were
the reincarnation of the sparrow.
1216
01:38:33,737 --> 01:38:35,989
I know when I die,
an elephant will be born.
1217
01:38:41,578 --> 01:38:43,205
Statistically speaking,
1218
01:38:43,413 --> 01:38:46,333
there are better chances that
next newborn Spivet, will be
1219
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:48,293
the reincarnation ...
1220
01:38:48,460 --> 01:38:49,794
of a toaster.
1221
01:38:51,087 --> 01:38:52,172
And in mean time,
1222
01:38:52,380 --> 01:38:55,675
I had only one month left
to finish my plans
1223
01:38:55,884 --> 01:38:59,596
for a new
perpetual motion machine. 91423
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