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My thing is going to work.

Hmm. Perfect.

You know, today, you heard him just like I heard,

that there's a lot of chicks up here, right?

They're just waiting for this kind of a focus.

Yeah, but--

Come on.

Man, it just isn't--

Now, be patient.

Trust me.

Look, I know what I'm doing, right?

OK.

Yeah, but what gives a broken leg, man?

Come on, Ron.

Look, that guy that walked by here,

you don't think he has really a broken leg, do you?

It looked like it.

Sure, it looked like it.

That's all part of the game.

He has a fake broken leg, right?

Chicks come to him, they pamper him, they baby him,

they want to mother him, you know.

That's part of-- that's what those guys were telling us about.

Yeah, but does it really work?

Of course it works.

That's what we're here for, man.

Gee, it works, what have we got to lose?

Nothing.

Do it.

Why not?

Told you it wasn't going to work, Mike.

What do you mean it's not going to work?

Will you give it a little more time, Ron?

Come on, babe.

It's been three hours now, right?

So it's three hours, so it's five hours.

You've got to give it time.

I can't feel my foot getting cold.

Oh, Jesus.

What do you want to move by the fireplace or something?

Will you please relax and do as I do, huh?

Listen, now the whole thing is--

the story, I mean.

We were up in the-- in the mountain up here.

There was an avalanche.

There was a kid caught, something like that.

Something, you know, big, big, very big, you know.

Yeah, but what if she doesn't believe us, man?

She's going to believe it.

She's got to show us.

Of course, that's part of the game.

They want to believe it.

No, I'm kidding.

Will you just please do as Mike-- Mike--

There's a girl coming this way.

OK, OK.

OK, play it, babe.

So there was the kid, you know, and when

I started pulling him out, I saw you coming down, and--

See?

She bought that.

Are you sure she bought it?

She's coming back.

Don't worry.

I hope she's coming back.

Look, I know what I'm doing, Ron.

Are you sure?

Am I sure?

Am I sure you-- you know, the fellas back home,

they told me you were going to do this-- be this way, you know.

You know, but--

Ron, I'm not coming up here with you no more

if you're going to do this.

I'm just bashful, man.

Bashful, huh?

You weren't bashful last time.

That was last time.

Yeah, drunk time.

Yeah, drunk.

OK, that's a good excuse, man.

You know, Mike--

She's coming back.

All right, play it good.

Play it.

Oh!

Hello.

Oh, hi.

How are you?

Fine.

Good.

It looks like you two boys have been in an accident.

Yeah.

This is Ron.

I'm Mike.

Oh, allow me to introduce myself.

My name's Kathy Holmes.

Oh, hi, Kathy.

Have you been here long?

No, I haven't.

This is my first day.

Oh, do you ski much?

Well, no, not really.

I'm just a beginner.

Well, we-- oh.

Oh, your arm seems to be hurting you.

Is there anything I can do?

Yes.

As a matter of fact, there is.

Well, uh--

Listen, you're from around here, I take it.

Well, no, I'm from up north.

Oh.

We-- oh, God.

Oh, what happened?

Well, we're members of a ski patrol rescue unit.

And I'm sure you haven't heard of us.

No, I haven't.

No, we do this kind of work all the time.

We prefer to remain anonymous.

But we were rescuing this child the other day.

And this happened.

I, uh-- oh, God.

Is it broken?

No, it's just-- just a compound fracture.

And it hurts an awful lot.

Oh, I guess it must.

Yeah, it does.

I-- oh.

Would you be so kind as to help me to my room?

Certainly.

Oh.

There we are.

Oh, thank you very much.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Yes, I'd-- I'd like to go to bed.

Would you help me undress?

Uh, undress?

Yes.

Well, uh, fingers are hurt.

I guess it's OK.

Thank you.

Let's start-- oh.

Are you sure you're just going to take this off?

Oh, yeah, it's all right.

It's perfectly all right, as long as it stays still.

OK.

And now the shirt, please.

You do know what to do with a girl.

Mm, mm, yes.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

You're so warm.

You're so warm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

The warmth helps so much.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, Mike.

Oh, you're so good.

Mm.

I don't change positions.

Oh, that's great.

Mm.

Oh.

Baby, you're so warm.

You're so nice.

I'm glad you feel better.

Oh, you must be a nurse.

Watch the hand.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, your hands are so soft.

Oh.

Oh, Kathy.

Oh.

Do it, baby.

Do it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it feels so good, baby.

So good.

Oh, baby.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

You don't ever have to stop that.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Wow.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that's so nice.

Mm.

Hey.

Honey?

Hmm?

What about you?

Is it my turn now?

If you want.

Mm.

I've always thought turnabout was fair play.

Okay.

I'll shield your eyes from the light.

How's that?

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey.

What?

How's your foot feel now?

What foot?

Oh.

Oh, so nice, so nice.

Oh, Kathy.

Oh.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh.

Oh, it feels good, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Rub me here, baby.

Rub me there.

Oh, Kathy, baby.

Oh, so good, baby.

Oh, do it.

Oh.

Wow, doesn't this thing ever stop growing?

Not really.

Oh, okay.

Mm.

Mm, what?

Mm.

Oh, you're so good.

You're so good.

Oh, help me.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, Kathy.

Mm, baby, so good.

I hate to say this, but my legs are getting tired.

You want to switch?

Okay.

Oh.

I'll just have a lollipop.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, you just smized all over.

Oh, and it feels so good.

Who is it?

Hi.

Oh, what are you doing here?

Oh, well, uh, Steve and Carol wanted to use my place,

so I thought I'd drop in over here.

Oh, what's wrong, Matt?

Haven't they got their own room?

Well, you know, they're our friends, right?

They needed a place to stay, so I--

What are friends for?

That's why I dropped in here.

What happened to you?

Who is this?

Oh.

Judy, this is Mike.

Hi, Judy, how are you?

Hi there.

Oh, I see you got hurt, too.

Yeah, I was with Ron here.

Oh, and the big child with the avalanche.

Right, yeah.

Oh, well, he's improving quite a bit.

He's even discarded his bandage.

Oh, yeah, well, it was only a sprain anyway, right?

Yeah, you know, like, uh, it's feeling, but she gave me a couple of--

Physical therapy, that's what it is.

Sure looks good.

What happened to your girl, man?

Oh, she took off, headed for the hills or something, I don't know.

What happened, did Mama call her home?

Uh, probably, probably.

Hey, buddy, come on, come on, what, you know, what is it?

I don't know, man, like, you know, we're just, uh, doing our own little thing, you know?

Well, actually, uh, I tripped over his foot,

and, uh, he wanted to come up and lay down so the pain would go away.

Yeah, well, see, it worked.

It disappeared, I think, entirely.

Well, how about if we tried the same thing? My hand might--

Oh, well, hey, I--

Well, no, it might help.

I don't know about that, you know.

Well, now, that other girl said she would help, too, but she didn't, obviously.

Well, uh--

Well, maybe you're hurt worse than he was, and you need a doctor's kit.

Well, not really. She was sort of cold. Now, the warmth is what does it, you know.

She's very cold.

Oh, yeah, I can-- I can see all that, you know.

Say, man, like, uh, where's your clothes at?

Oh, they're in the other room, babe.

Oh, well, how'd you get them on?

You know why I don't have them on.

Come on, man, we've done this--

Hey, hey, look.

I'm sorry, friend or no friend, I just don't go for this kind of action.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, Rob, can I, uh, can I talk to you for a minute?

I mean, outside?

What about, man?

Hey, we're partners, right?

Yeah.

Come on, baby.

Give me that butt.

Yeah.

Wow.

Some injured people.

Well, it sure is nice of Mike to lend us his room.

Well, he owed me a favor ever since I helped him out of town

when he got in trouble with that politician's wife in Sacramento.

He never told me about that.

Well, a lot of things aren't supposed to be told, honey.

I don't know whether to get mad about it or not.

Oh, well, at least we're alone together.

Hi, babe.

Hey, man.

Uh...

Did you get rid of him?

Uh, no, not really.

Look, babe, Mike's a...

Mike's a very good friend of mine, you know.

I can't even think to get the three of us could have a ball.

Hey, now, look.

What up, babe? Don't...

Uh, yeah, you picked me up, fine.

But I'm not an orgy-type girl. I'm sorry.

I tell you what, this is something I just have to think over.

Why don't you just both split?

And if I decide I'm gonna go for it, I'll call you.

Okay, okay.

So just... just get out.

Huh.

Oh...

What are we doing with all this?

Who is it?

The waitress has a drink.

Well, come on in, but, uh, I didn't order any drink.

Well, these two nice guys downstairs,

the phony cripples, ordered it for you.

What do you mean, the phony cripples?

Yeah, didn't you know those two guys with bandages on?

You mean Ron and Mike?

Right, I saw them take off their bandages.

Oh, wow.

Who do you think they are?

You're kidding.

No, they were nice, such nice guys.

They were just kidding around.

Yeah, nice guys.

You know, I met Ron down in the lobby.

Yeah.

You know, I tripped over his foot,

and he asked me to bring him up here

so he could rest from the pain.

Yeah.

And then this other guy comes in and says that,

I don't know, something about his girl.

He came in nude.

I mean, just stark naked.

Oh, wow.

And they tried to talk me into a three-way thing

with both of them.

Oh, wow, that is low.

They just thought, really, you know,

I'm that kind of girl.

So I just told them, you know, just go away, you know.

I'm just not ready for that kind of thing.

And then this.

Oh, wow.

You must really be down.

Oh, I feel like I could just give up men altogether.

I can't blame you after something like that.

It's typical of them, though.

Somebody like you would be prettier and softer anyway

without all that hair.

Well, thank you.

What's your name, anyway?

Cheryl.

And what's yours?

Judy.

You are nice.

You've got beautiful hair.

Thank you.

This is beautiful.

Oh, that feels nice, Judy.

Mm.

Mm.

I do like you.

I like you, too.

I think I like you a lot better than either one of them.

Why don't you get comfortable and stay for a while?

Is it about time for you to take a coffee break or something?

Just about.

I'd love to stay.

Oh, that is a pretty dress.

I'd like to see what else is there.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, Judy.

I think you're still overdressed, honey.

I think you're right.

Mm.

Black and sexy, huh?

Just for you.

Mm.

Yeah.

Just lay down.

Just lay down and be comfortable.

Mm.

It's so wonderful being with you.

Yeah.

I'll see what we waited for.

I'll give you an hour to stop that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that feels great.

You've got such a pretty body, baby.

Oh.

Men don't appreciate us.

Oh, they don't.

Hey, you're a real blonde.

Oh, you're wonderful.

Oh, Judy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, this feels so good.

It's just that I'm listening at the wall, ain't it?

Uh-huh.

Wow.

Mm.

Mm, baby.

That was so good.

Oh.

You're so nice.

Did you like it better with me than with the phony cripples?

Oh.

Honey, I think I have figured out a way to really get back at them.

Really?

What's that?

Can I help you?

No, I think I can handle this one by myself.

Well, good luck.

So deep that way.

Change, yeah?

Oh.

Okay.

Oh.

Yeah.

Right here.

Do you like it when I wiggle this way?

Mm-hmm.

No.

Wait.

Now, stay this way.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Mm-hmm.

You all right?

Oh, yes.

You know, I bet we can make up some groovy positions ourselves.

Yeah, don't need to go to a library to figure out those kind of things.

I'll read a book.

In fact, I've got a position in mind now.

Turn over.

Looks good.

Just like you.

Ah.

Oh, wow.

You always do what I like.

Why don't you try one with me?

Uh...

Hmm?

Okay.

I'll see what you've learned out of a book.

It's not going to be in Chapter One.

Hmm.

That was close.

Yeah.

Maybe we ought to try another one with the book in it.

Let's see.

I'm going to turn around.

Okay.

Wow, that feels pretty interesting.

Hmm.

I think I know what you want to do.

Do you?

Uh-huh.

Hey.

Who is it?

It's me, Ron.

The way you said you wanted to see me.

Oh, yeah, I sure do, honey.

I, uh...

I've been thinking about it.

About it?

Uh, yeah.

That's the reason I just asked you to come back.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

After all, you know, I couldn't...

I couldn't deny an injured man.

Thank you.

Hi, dear.

Oh, hey, be careful of my arm.

Um, what happened to your arm?

Well, I, uh, sprained it rescuing a guy caught up in a cable car.

Caught up in a cable car?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, oh, wow.

Don't care, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

They're sore.

They wasn't sore long ago. What happened?

Well, I fell trying to go up the mountain to rescue this St. Bernard.

To rescue a St. Bernard?

Yeah, well, he was lost in an avalanche.

Lost, lost, okay. Okay, he was lost in an avalanche.

Oh, wow.

What happened? What happened?

Hey, don't touch it, man.

Don't, don't, don't.

Wow, wow, that's got a compound fracture.

A compound, compound, how'd you get a compound fracture down there?

Well, uh, you see, there was this poor lost lumberjack that was up in the woods.

And, uh, so I was elected, you know, to go up and guide him out.

And, um, well, you know how those things happen.

Well, but, but, okay, you know, fine.

Yeah, well, you know, that's the way things go.

You know, everybody gets all sorts of strange accidents and sprains, injuries.

Well, what do you mean, injuries and what?

Oh, well, like, like you getting your terrible sprained ankle.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that.

You know, the avalanche rescuing the poor little, little child.

Oh, that was terrible. You should have been there.

Yes, I am sure it must have been a terrible ordeal.

Oh, it was, really.

Yeah.

But, well, it's, it's all right now.

You know, your medicine worked.

Oh, I'm, I'm really glad to hear that.

Yeah.

Maybe, uh, the same medicine worked for you.

On the, uh, same kind of sprains?

Um, on the same kind of sprains.

Well, uh, uh, yeah, on the, on the same kind of sprains.

Okay, then, the same kind of first aid.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I'm sure this is going to be just what the doctor ordered.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'll take this physical therapy anytime.

Oh, and after this, I think I can become a wild woman again.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, I'm sure she's injured worse than the rest.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Why don't you turn around? Let's get in a good, fixed-angle position.

Okay.

See it?

Yeah.

I bet you they're doing the same thing right across the wall there in that room.

Want to stop and listen?

Nah, I'd rather do what we're doing.

Me too.

This sure beats staying outside in that damn cold all day long.

Why don't you turn around and straddle me, okay?

Anything you say, teacher.

Like this?

Oh.

That last one.

Oh.

Why don't you turn around this way?

So I can get my legs on the bed.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

I don't know if I want to change positions.

Me neither.

Okay.

I want you to hang on, Miss Dunn.

Don't make a move.

Okay.

Why do you always know what I like?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, please, stop.

You like that?

Yes.

Hey.

What are you doing next door?

I don't know.

Wait.

I don't know, it sounds like they're having a lot of fun to me.

I think you can hear us.

Can you hear what they're doing?

Yeah.

Want to try another one?

Yeah, let's try another one.

Where is it headed?

Let's try on the edge of the bed.

Okay.

I'm sugar every time, aren't you?

Yes.

All right.

Why don't you lie down?

Oh.

Take it all away.

Oh.

Oh.

You think I can't make it?

You think I can do that without you dropping me?

Not yet.

Oh.

Oh.

I can't stand this.

I can't get it in.

Oh, yes, it is terrific.

Oh.

Wait.

OK.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, this floor is awfully hard.

Let's go back on the bed.

OK.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to last much longer.

I know I'm not going to be able to last much longer.

I'm ready whenever you are.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It sure was nice of Mike to lend us his room.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Can I thank you?

You had to thank him for me, too, didn't you?

Oh.

I'll never just thank you.

Oh.

It's getting treatment time, I think.

Let me just...

You like that, baby?

Oh, yeah.

I love you, baby.

Where are you going?

Oh, it's so good.

It's so big.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that is so good.

Oh.

Oh, you're so hot.

You're so hot.

Oh, I'm so hot.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, don't worry.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm not going to get anything more.

How about you do a little work?

Okay.

You lie back.

This is one winter sport I don't--

Sure are a good skier, baby.

These clubs are easy.

What say we go to a more dangerous one?

Okay.

You take a note as we go?

Yeah, sure thing.

I think I'm gonna fall off the bed.

We need to ski more often.

Let me get you.

I'll give you a lift in there.

Some of the best instructions I've ever gotten.

Oh, wow, that...

Oh, it's so good I can't stand it.

Oh, yes.

Okay, honey, honey, honey, please, please, please.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, please, no, please, please.

Daddy.

Oh, yes, no, no.

Oh, yes, so good.

Oh, wow, that...

I can't move.

Oh, you know why?

Why?

You broke.

Another casualty of one of sports.

Think we ought to go get some splints for her?

No, I don't think so.