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hoetinkhof79
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If they're not black and blue, they're not gettin' through.
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Time to send in the clown.
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Let's clear a path.
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Line me up.
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Fuck, that was cool!
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These cops can't drive for shit! Ha!
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Uh, they're still alive! I noticed! The gun is jammed.
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Take the wheel!
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Watch your left. Swerve!
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Stop backseat driving and fix that fucking thing.
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I am!
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Fixed!
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Jell-O, Lawman!
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Why do you always say "Jell-O" like that?
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It means "good-bye."
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What? No, it doesn't.
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It's a dessert, you moron.
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No, it's insider slang.
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A dude said it after dinner before he--
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Oh, God damn it!
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Behind!
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Aw, I always knew you two would work things out,
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and I love what you've done with the car.
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Hey, thanks, man.
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Love what you've done with your, uh, fire hair.
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Looks really good.
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Aw, I'm just trying something new.
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Hey, I heard you got a beef with Stone.
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Beef? I got a whole butcher shop.
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Stone is mine. Ta!
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Bye!
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Screw you, man!
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Holy shit!
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It's-I wanna say, uh, Blue?
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No, it begins with "S." It's on the tip of my tongue.
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Stu! Stu!
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Stu!
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Haha, that's my guy! Oh, my God. Oh, shit!
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Duck, duck, goose!
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Oh!
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You're welcome!
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Fuck!
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Come on, baby, come on, baby.
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Follow me, follow me.
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Oh, no, too close.
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Here's your kiss from mama, baby!
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No!
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Oh, shit!
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Now's your chance to skedaddle.
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We can't leave you to fight this.
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The fuck you can't.
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I'm tired of y'all. You're bogarting my kills.
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Juggernaut to Twister, we're flying in.
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Amber, you keep laying down that fire.
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These chickens are flying the coop.
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Thanks a lot. This next round's on us.
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Shit. Would someone kill this fucking truck?
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You got it, sir!
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Amber!
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Where do you think you're going, Stone?
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You can't hide from me.
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Ice cream? No, you scream.
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No! No! Amber!
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Why'd you do that? They were on our side!
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There are no sides, Stubert!
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Everybody burns!
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Fuck this shit.
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Gotcha!
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Okay, Stubie,
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now's your chance to show me your fangs.
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Pull the trigger, and put your doggy down.
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Do it!
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Come on, do it! Do it!
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Come on.
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Come on, Stewie. You can do this.
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Holy shit! Mike, let's go!
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You saved my ass!
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I-I think I skinned my wang.
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Oh, don't talk about your wang, man.
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I don't want to look at it, man.
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Stubert!
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You'll abide by the law, clown.
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Harold, take the wheel.
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Get off my car!
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You... took... everything... from... me!
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What the fuck?
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Hey! You're dripping eye blood on the hoo--
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, shit!
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Did I-- Did I kill him?
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I don't know. You want to turn around and check for a pulse?
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Let's get the hell outta here!
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Let's go! Get outta here! Let's go!
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Holy shit, I think we're gonna make it.
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God, I'm so tired of running from Officer Dick Cheese.
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Hang on.
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Thanks for the warning.
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Whoa!
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Oh, okay, we can play chicken.
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Come on, fuckers!
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Now!
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Uh-oh.
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John?
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John! John!
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Get outta there!
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Well, oh, well.
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It's just you and me again.
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You know, when I was walking a beat in Topeka,
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I used to see pieces of trash just like you.
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They'd mock me, call me names, spit on me,
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just because I was tryin' to keep the streets safe.
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When the power grid blew,
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all of those same fuckheads came to my door
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wanting to be protected,
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wanting to be safe,
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but you know what they really wanted?
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They just wanted to be kept in line.
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What's so fuckin' funny?
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You talk so much.
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All this talk about rules and laws,
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it's all bullshit.
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You're just a sad, lonely man,
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and you think you're in control.
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I am in control.
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No.
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You're just the one holdin' the gun.
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Any last words?
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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I'm gonna give you a tough choice.
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You can die slowly, or...
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You can die fast.
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You have a good day now,
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motherfucker.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, I fucking thought I lost you again.
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Oh, where's--
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I'm sorry.
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Those fuckers are gonna pay.
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Hey, Bill, I'm back! You miss me?
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Bill got promoted.
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You do not have clearance to approach.
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Look, I know you're just trying to do your job,
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but I have a life-changing opportunity that's going to expire
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if I don't deliver this package in one minute and 17, 16, 15--
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You see where I'm going with this?
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Yeah, that's not my problem. Uh, it will be
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if Raven hears her delivery expired right outside her gate.
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Holy shit.
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Tell Raven the Milkman made it.
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Let's go.
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Open the gate!
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You didn't tell me she was so hot.
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Someone's had a busy ten days.
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And I'm not the only one.
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Hey, congratulations on the promotion, Bill!
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She treatin' you well? Good pay? Good benefits?
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Just give her the package, John.
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Wow. Fuck you, Bill.
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How do we know she's actually going to pay up?
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This is how Milkman deliveries work.
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Only person who's making it weird right now is you.
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Congratulations, John.
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Welcome to New San Francisco.
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Hey, hey, whoa! Hold on, man.
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Bill, calm down. She's with me.
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John, she's not allowed to enter.
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Well, you wouldn't have it if it wasn't for her.
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We had a deal, John,
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you and me.
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And she's with me. That's all you need to know.
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If she can't go in, fine. I'm not goin' in either.
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John, don't do this.
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You wanted this your whole life, right?
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Yeah, but--
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Then you need to go.
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What are you doin'?
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I'm not gonna be the reason you don't go inside,
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so you're gonna go in, and you're gonna be happy.
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You got it?
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Don't, John.
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I mean it.
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Quiet--
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Aah!
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He needs medical attention. Get him inside.
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Go on.
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What? Quiet, no! Quiet!
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Quiet!
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Jell-O, John.
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Stop, now!
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Here. John usually makes this run,
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but since he's retired...
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What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
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Deliver it. We need a new Milkman.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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That was for San Diego.
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Fuck San Diego.
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The Milkman has stabilized.
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Doc said he'll be fine, but the girl--
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Couldn't you have let her in?
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She complicates things.
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Imagine what John went through,
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driving halfway across the country,
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all to deliver...
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this.
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Yeah.
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What do you think?
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It's fine. I ordered pistachio.
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Of course, they fucked up my order.
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I meant about John. Oh.
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He passed his test, and Calypso kept his end of the bargain.
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Mostly. Ugh!
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Marshmallow. Bwah!
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So it's time that we start prepping him for his new position?
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Not yet, let him acclimate,
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get a feel for the good life inside.
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Then we'll talk about what comes next.
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That's a nice dick.
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All right, jerk-off, it's just me and you.
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Now are we gonna work it out today, or not.
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Come on!
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Yagh!
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Oh, fuck!
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This--
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Fuck you, fuckin'...
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Come on.
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Why do you make me do this to you?
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Don't be such a fuckin' asshole!
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Fuckin' bike.
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What?
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Good morning, John. Hi.
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Hey, what's up, John?
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Hey, John.
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Good morning, John.
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Oh my God. I'm telling ya.
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Look, the weirdest thing I've ever eaten was an owl.
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No shit? Yeah!
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Why?
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I got the midnight munchies.
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You know what I'm talkin' about!
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You're such a badass, John.
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Oh, god, you must have, like, killed so many people.
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Uh, yeah, yeah. A few, yeah.
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Yeah. Mmm.
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Yeah.
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But, like how many?
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Aw, I mean, I don't keep count, dude.
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He doesn't keep count!
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Okay, like I said, you're a badass.
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Oh! You gotta tell 'em about the clown!
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This is so crazy. I think he had, like, bondage stuff, I don't know.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a lot of leather and sweat.
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This guy!
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Diane, right?
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Yeah. Come in.
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It's okay. I won't bite.
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So, uh, I've never been set up on a thing like this before.
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Oh.
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But Chester told me you're a guard with him.
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You don't remember me?
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"You do not have clearance to approach."
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Oh, shit! Bill's replacement!
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Mm-hmm. I didn't even recognize you.
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Well, must be the hair.
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I didn't even see past the gun.
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Let me get you a drink.
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Do you like wine?
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Uh, toilet or sink?
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How about red?
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Yeah?
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh, that's the pizza.
276
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,740
Would you mind grabbing that?
277
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,240
Sure.
278
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,440
Hey, got a cheese pizza for you.
279
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,010
Wow.
280
00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:45,780
I've never been on the other side of a delivery.
281
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,950
I'm supposed to give you something, right?
282
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,720
Here you go.
283
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:51,350
Bullets.
284
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,260
Would you prefer gasoline?
285
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,260
There is cash right there, dude.
286
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,600
I hope that makes a warm fire for you.
287
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,170
And hey, thanks.
288
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,870
I really appreciate what you went through to get this here.
289
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:08,840
It's not a big deal, man.
290
00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:21,150
So this is pizza.
291
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,750
You've never had pizza?
292
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,990
Oh, my gosh, you've never had pizza?
293
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,390
No.
294
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,990
I'm honored to be here for your first time.
295
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,800
Thanks.
296
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,170
Good?
297
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,610
Uh-huh.
298
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,240
I know you're out there.
299
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,440
You don't know who you're messin' with.
300
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,380
If you're gonna kill me, do it quick, you goddamn vulture.
301
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,250
I'm not a vulture, you butt-munch.
302
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:30,950
And I don't want to kill you.
303
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:32,890
Your delivery.
304
00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:34,590
I want half.
305
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,160
I heard of you.
306
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:38,760
You're the one who's been robbin' milkmen?
307
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:42,260
I've scratched my taint with twigs bigger than you.
308
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,000
You ain't gettin' shit!
309
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,680
Next one I throw, you'll be drivin' with your feet.
310
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,210
So, half!
311
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,410
Fine! It's in the back.
312
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I hope you choke on it!
313
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,490
It's not for me, you jag-off.
314
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,020
The insiders have been runnin' this shit for far too long.
315
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,420
It's time somebody shared the wealth.
316
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,210
So tell me,
317
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,680
how is John adjusting?
318
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,450
He's doin' greet.
319
00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:39,620
Uh, we all get along. I-I mean I think me and the guys
320
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,790
would be friends with him whether or not we had to, right, fellas?
321
00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:43,790
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
322
00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:44,790
Mm-hmm.
323
00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:45,930
And Diane?
324
00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:47,430
She-she set him up well.
325
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,600
She's pushing for a second date.
326
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Good.
327
00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:53,440
Make sure that happens.
328
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,740
I want John to be happy.
329
00:22:55,840 --> 00:23:00,010
And because I want it, you should want that, too.
330
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,940
John is happy.
331
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,710
I mean, he'll-- He'll be ready to drive for you any day now.
332
00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,310
Raven.
333
00:23:06,450 --> 00:23:08,550
Just got word that John Doe's only two blocks away.
334
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:19,230
Right? Yeah!
335
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:21,300
John! You wanna join us for a beer?
336
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:23,970
No thanks, Chester.
337
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,200
I'm leavin'.
338
00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:37,810
I even heard things are going swimmingly with Diane.
339
00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,550
How do you know about Diane?
340
00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:42,150
It's my job to know everything.
341
00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:46,590
The only thing I don't know
342
00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,360
is what else I could possibly give you.
343
00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:52,190
Something you can't give me.
344
00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:54,200
The girl?
345
00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:58,800
John, you're seriously gonna give all of this up
346
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:02,300
for some chick you knew for 10 days?
347
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,400
I've had colds last longer.
348
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,240
Her name's Quiet.
349
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,210
No way that's her real name.
350
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,510
You do know her real name, don't you?
351
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,250
Also, didn't she shoot you?
352
00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:14,850
Yeah, that happened.
353
00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:18,890
John, that doesn't sound healthy.
354
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,220
Okay, look, if that's really how you feel,
355
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,960
I will escort you to the gate myself.
356
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:25,530
We just have to make one quick stop first.
357
00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:27,290
Come on.
358
00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:33,940
What the fuck is wrong with you now?
359
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,200
It finally happened.
360
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,170
I'm talking to a car.
361
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,580
I know something didn't die in you.
362
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,280
Last time that happened, you smelled like burnt baby raccoon.
363
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,050
Thank you, by the way. That was delicious.
364
00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:47,780
Maybe something shifted
365
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,550
when I slammed into that Milkman the other week?
366
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:54,320
Oh, my God, now I'm fucking asking the car a God damn question.
367
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,220
That's great. That's really great.
368
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,890
That's super healthy.
369
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,030
Why won't you work, you rusted piece of shit?
370
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:09,900
I'm very sorry.
371
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,670
Um, that was very rude.
372
00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:14,340
You did not deserve that. It's not your fault that you're rusted.
373
00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:16,240
It's just, we've been together a month,
374
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:19,680
and I have no clue how you work.
375
00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:21,480
Oil goes in your mouth, and fuel goes up your butt.
376
00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:25,390
Everything in the middle makes no sense.
377
00:25:27,390 --> 00:25:30,930
I guess I just keep trying pieces until I find one that--
378
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:34,460
You just try different pieces 'til you find the one that fits.
379
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,000
Fits.
380
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,430
You better not be fuckin' with me.
381
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,310
Aah! Holy shit! I did it!
382
00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:51,350
I fucking did it!
383
00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:53,720
What the fuck did I do?
384
00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:57,920
Where are you taking me?
385
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,620
Here.
386
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,290
Nice house.
387
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:02,620
I'm glad you think so.
388
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,190
It's yours.
389
00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:08,630
You think a residential upgrade is gonna keep me here?
390
00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,970
Pass. No, John.
391
00:26:11,730 --> 00:26:13,030
This is yours.
392
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,170
This is where you grew up.
393
00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:21,980
Wait.
394
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,690
I lived here?
395
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,760
You've got mail.
396
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:42,660
When I first heard of John Doe the Milkman, I did a little digging,
397
00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:45,300
and when I learned that you had roots here,
398
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,830
I dug some more.
399
00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:49,100
I'm sure you'll have lots of questions,
400
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,540
and if you stay, you'll get answers.
401
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,310
I don't know what name I was born with or who I am really.
402
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,780
I'm so proud of you.
403
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,290
Merry Christmas!
404
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,700
May I have this dance?
405
00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:18,800
Son, you'll give me a smile, right?
406
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,700
Yes.
407
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,750
Drive!
408
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,730
It's just like I promised you.
409
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,200
I brought you home.
410
00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:01,380
This isn't my home.
411
00:28:02,610 --> 00:28:04,450
It's his,
412
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,080
whatever his name is.
413
00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:09,420
This isn't me anymore.
414
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,020
I found my home out there with Quiet.
415
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,620
Hmm.
416
00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,930
Wow, I never took you for such a romantic,
417
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,530
but if that's your decision...
418
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,860
This isn't normally how I like to do things,
419
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,270
but, hey, I'm flexible.
420
00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:29,040
I have a job for you.
421
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,240
I'm not gonna be your Milkman.
422
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:32,410
Milkman?
423
00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:36,680
No, those days for you are long gone,
424
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,510
but you're still a driver.
425
00:28:38,610 --> 00:28:39,950
Best I've ever seen.
426
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:43,020
You proved that to me when you made my little run.
427
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,990
See, you passed the test, John,
428
00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:47,350
and now I need your skills.
429
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,130
There's gonna be a tournament,
430
00:28:51,890 --> 00:28:53,530
the first of its kind
431
00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:57,000
where the best drivers from all across the country,
432
00:28:57,100 --> 00:29:00,940
from all walks of life, are gonna be invited to compete.
433
00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:04,140
See, the tournament only has one rule.
434
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,610
Survive.
435
00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:11,180
And you better believe who you face won't play fair.
436
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:14,220
This is where you come in, John.
437
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,490
You are my horse, and I need you to win,
438
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,090
because Calypso is offering quite a prize.
439
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,960
The winner gets their heart's desire,
440
00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:27,590
their greatest wish come true.
441
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,730
You're gonna help me win, John,
442
00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,830
and you're gonna do it by getting behind the wheel
443
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:35,270
and turning every car and contestant that crosses your path
444
00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:38,840
into nothing but a flaming pile of twisted metal.
445
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:41,080
You will drive, John Doe,
446
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:43,680
and you will win.
447
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,050
Okay.
448
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,520
Where to next?
449
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:20,480
Hey, girl.
450
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,880
I've been dying to talk to you.
451
00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:25,190
I heard you know my brother.
452
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,490
He goes by John.
453
00:31:15,070 --> 00:31:18,040
I told you we'd find it, and we did.
454
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:20,410
Shangri-fuckin'-la.
455
00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:22,740
We got everything we need.
456
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,180
Ladies, liquor, and long dogs.
457
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:28,780
This is Strawberry.
458
00:31:28,950 --> 00:31:31,820
She's a doctor and a lawyer.
459
00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:33,220
I met her in a strip club.
460
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,690
Okay. Okay. This is Cleopatra.
461
00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:37,720
She, uh, specializes in French cuisine.
462
00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:38,790
Ooh-la-la. She, uh,
463
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,230
is also a stripper.
464
00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,660
I'm thinkin' about takin' a swim.
465
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,000
What do you guys think?
466
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,100
No, she'll sink right to the bottom.
467
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,270
I've tried before.
468
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:46,300
Good evening.
469
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,300
Holy shit!
470
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,140
Actually, I have a better idea.
471
00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:07,320
Oh, no! Mike! Aah!
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