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hoetinkhof79
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Oh, my God.
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That's hot.
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If my mom weren't such a stupid bitch, I'd do it, too.
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At least she's good for one thing.
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No way.
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Oh, my God, I've been dying for a ciggy all day.
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Me, too. I heard Gwyneth Paltrow smokes, like, two packs a day.
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Oh, my God.
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Hello, there, ladies.
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I saw that.
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I get it.
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You wanna be adults, and that makes sense,
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two beautiful young women.
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Ugh! Sketchy much?
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No, I was just giving you a compliment.
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Okay, perv,
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you're old enough to be my dad.
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Eww.
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And you're old enough to know the law.
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Now, give me the cigarettes, and I'll forget about this.
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Or what? You'll arrest us?
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I mean, you're just some mall cop.
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No, I'm-I'm-I'm a member of the Topeka P.D.
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Oh, ooh.
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Oh, my God. I'm calling my mom.
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She's a lawyer.
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I thought she didn't pass the bar.
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Shut up, Bianca.
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What the hell?
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I knew I should've gotten a Razr.
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What the fuck? What's going on?
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Free money! Oh, my God.
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Oh, hell, yeah!
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That's for not doing what you're told.
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Yeah, follow directions!
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I told you to stay in the car?
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Strip 'em and zip 'em.
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I'm gonna take your jacket off, okay?
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I'll give it back to you when we're all done.
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And your gloves, too, actually.
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Stu, you don't have to explain.
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Just do it. Okay.
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Let me know if it's too tight.
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Hands up, please. Stop saying, "Please."
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Okay, sorry. Hey, there.
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Oh, yeah, that wound is still fresh, huh?
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Hmm...
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So, tell me, tough guy, this your main squeeze,
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or is this some sort of transactional arrangement?
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Send 'em down the purple line.
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You got it, boss.
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Step down please.
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Oh, my God. It's a dmv.
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A what? You have been detained
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for driving without an open road license.
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You will now be issued a license.
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If you decline, you will walk the red line.
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If you are caught driving without a license again,
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you will walk the red line.
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What's down the red line?
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No, no, wait!
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Cool, screams.
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Take 'em away.
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Have fun, losers.
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Just to be clear, I fucking hate you.
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Same.
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Open, you stupid trunk. Damn.
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Cocoa butter?
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Mike, you ever tried cocoa butter?
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Tried it? Ugh.
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Come on. Just fuckin'--
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Huh.
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Come on.
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Hey, do-do you think Agent Stone is kinda intense?
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I do not like it when he smiles.
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Shepard already gave me the lowdown on Stone, okay?
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He's a legit hero.
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Get this, when the fall happened, right,
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this terrorist group took over this man's hometown.
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This guy stepped up himself
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and single handedly annihilated everybody
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with extreme prejudice.
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Extreme prejudice, cool.
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Fuck.
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Man, you need to fix this shit.
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Yoo-hoo, Mikey-Mike.
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Mmm, what's up?
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I really love the way you tased that twat like...
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Ahh!
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Uh-oh. Speaking of twats...
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What you got there, big guy?
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You know, you-you can just call me Stu,
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and it's trash.
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Well, you know, uh,
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as Stone says, one man's trash is a--
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Is what?
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Oh, Goddamn.
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Hey, how'd you know that old ratty cop out there,
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Shepard or whatever?
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So, we're back to this now?
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Fine, I can play the quiet game, too.
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Why won't you talk?
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Why won't you talk? Why won't you talk?
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Why won't you talk? Why do you talk so much?
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Look, this mouth has gotten me out of a lotta sticky situations.
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Eww. Not like that.
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I mean, that happened, too.
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Look, out here, silence can get you killed.
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Silence has kept me alive. Oh, yeah?
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So, why'd you tell that cop to eat your ass?
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Well, hello.
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It's a mystery how our paths just keep crossing.
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My men say
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that you have a darling little voice.
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I'm excited to hear what comes out of it.
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You need better fucking friends, dude.
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Go ahead, drink up.
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Where we're sitting,
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there once flowed a powerful river.
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Then they built this architectural marvel.
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My father used to bring me here for the tour when I was a child.
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The tour was a bit dry.
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Ha!
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Just a little dam humor for ya.
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But now, the roads have all become wild rivers,
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so I'm building my own blockade, a dam, if you will.
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It runs from Southern Arizona
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all the way to the Canadian wastes,
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but the only way through...
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is here.
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Wow, cool story.
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There's been a misunderstanding, all right?
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I'm not a criminal.
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I'm a milkman on a delivery.
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Now I know you got a beef with the girl.
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Pfft, that ain't got nothin' to do with me, right?
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I don't give a fuck about your delivery.
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What I do give a fuck about,
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is how you would happen to have this.
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I have spent decades building outposts and checkpoints,
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but this map manages to avoid damn near every one.
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I want the name of your cartographer.
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My carta-ta-my what?
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Your mapmaker.
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Oh, no, man. I found that on the side of the road, dude.
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Come on. You want it, take it.
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You really think I'm that stupid?
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No. No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
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I know how this world works, officer.
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A little respect, I appreciate that,
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but for the record, it's Agent.
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Even better, Agent, uh, Stone.
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I didn't know this map avoided your routes.
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I did not know. Now, I do know.
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So, how about I get one of those licenses I keep hearing so much about,
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and I go on my merry way?
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Whoa!
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Why'd you do that?
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Oh, that was unnecessary.
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Couldn't even do it yourself.
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We'll revisit that attitude in a few hours.
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Can't wait.
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Get the name of the mapmaker.
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One leak could bring the whole dam down.
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Come on, come on, hurry.
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Let's go. Get in back.
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Don't matter if it's legal.
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That's the last one.
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Hey, neighbor, need some help?
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Thanks, Margie.
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How are you and Rick holding up?
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Oh, it's scary out there.
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Looters hit us the other day.
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We went to the station for help, but...
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The station burned down. Yeah, bastards torched it on Tuesday.
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It's every man for himself.
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Margie, what are you doing?
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Rick, get in here!
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Get the gun.
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Sorry, bro.
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Check the back for his rifles.
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Check the cabinets, too!
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Ain't nothing back here but Juggs!
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Of what? Of-of water?
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No, like the magazine,
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two Gs, big boob porn.
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Of course, Officer Stone is into big titties.
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Pig.
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I got 'em. Let's jet.
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Why are you guys doing this?
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Like you said, every man for himself.
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We're getting out of this city before it all goes up,
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and you've always been kind of an asshole.
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Go.
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Later, Officer.
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While I give you points for velocity and precision,
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spit washing his face was a stupid fuckin' idea.
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I was this close to talking us outta here.
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Why did you do that?
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Why didn't you tell him who made your shitty map?
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That's none of your business.
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Oh, look at that. You answer your own questions.
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Yo, you're a pain in my ass.
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Oh, blow me. You wish.
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Pfft, not likely.
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Asshole. Prick.
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Stone is really counting on us to get this info, man.
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So, we can't fuck this up, Stu.
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You say that like I'm gonna fuck it up.
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All I'm saying is, we gotta go hard, okay?
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Put your game face on.
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Now what's our motto?
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Big, swinging--
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We got big swinging dicks. Swinging dicks.
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That's right, and we're in motherfucking charge.
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
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What the fuck is that?
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It's American sign language for big balls.
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Y'all got saws and shit in there to torture us?
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Tell us who made that map,
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and you'll never need to find out.
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Ooh, you do this a lot.
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Fill out these forms in triplicate.
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That's scary.
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Oh, it will be.
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Yeah, it will be.
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So, what if I don't know my DOB?
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It means date of birth. Okay.
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So, what if I don't know that either?
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Turn it on.
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You're lucky I love this song!
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Not for long.
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Louder!
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Ahh!
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Get writing!
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Why is the pencil so small?
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That's all we got! Keep writing!
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Now, you.
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Eyes look a little dry, don't they?
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Aww, come on, man. Ahh!
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No, no, no, no! Oh, God!
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Sorry. Oh, my God. Ugh!
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Give us the mapmaker or meet yours.
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Wait, did you mean
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you wanna meet the mapmaker or meet your maker?
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That would have been a cool line,
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but you fucked it up, player.
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No! No!
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That used to be my jam back in the day.
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So, you have anything you'd like to share?
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Yeah.
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I've known the mapmaker for a long time.
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He's probably the only person on this Earth that I really trust.
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That's why I'll never tell you his name.
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You can give me 1,000 more forms to fill out.
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They're fun.
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I guess we're just gonna have to send you down the red line then.
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And you, you must be thrilled.
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You get to hug your brother, again.
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To think that he took a bullet for you,
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and you just threw it away.
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Shame.
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Take 'em away.
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I'll find you.
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Oh, yeah? Where?
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In the afterlife?
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Spooky.
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Let's go.
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Listen, if there's more maps out there, we could be compromised.
271
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,520
Want me to head to HQ? No.
272
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,390
I'll handle it myself.
273
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,840
Officer, are you in here?
274
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:47,740
I saw your police car out in the driveway.
275
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,380
I cannot help you.
276
00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:51,310
These guys, these-these terrorists,
277
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,320
they threw me out of my restaurant.
278
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,220
Don't you get it? The world is over.
279
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:58,450
That's why we need you.
280
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:05,930
Too bad. I thought you were a cop.
281
00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:43,070
B67. That's B67.
282
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,660
Guess I'm not gonna finish this job.
283
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,110
So, Stone killed your brother, huh?
284
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,280
You know, sometimes it's okay to shut the fuck up.
285
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:31,580
I was just--
286
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:34,980
You know what? Never mind, asshole.
287
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,890
Stone...
288
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,000
He made my brother--
289
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,670
He made him shoot himself.
290
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,610
That's messed up.
291
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:05,280
Was he your only family?
292
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,220
You know, I had a family, too.
293
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,190
What a stunning admission.
294
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,990
If you let me finish...
295
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:22,160
I was gonna say I don't remember them.
296
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,630
Like, my memory...
297
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,170
is not that good.
298
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,510
And no matter how hard I try, I can't remember 'em.
299
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,610
I can't see their faces.
300
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,710
So, you were lucky to have as much time
301
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,780
with your brother as you did.
302
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:48,190
'Cause all I have is a burnt photo and feelings.
303
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:53,660
Wow. That is supremely fucked.
304
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,230
Yeah, I know.
305
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,500
That's why this delivery job for New San Francisco,
306
00:18:57,630 --> 00:19:00,770
it was supposed to help me get it back, you know.
307
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,310
I mean, not the family, but...
308
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:06,870
the feeling,
309
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,910
being a part of somethin'.
310
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,690
B68. That's B68.
311
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:27,230
Maybe we should try and kill each other right here for old times sakes.
312
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,830
All right, bud, you're up.
313
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,640
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
314
00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,700
You, do it.
315
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,240
I'll handle these douche nozzles. Mm-hmm.
316
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,080
Hey, listen, Stu. It's Stu, right?
317
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,450
I mean, or you go by Stuart?
318
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:47,580
Like, what is your-- What do you go by?
319
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,050
Sh-shut up.
320
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,120
My bad, big man.
321
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,590
Big man? Go fuck yourself!
322
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,260
You don't think I know what "big man" means
323
00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:02,060
or, uh, "papa bear", or "boss,"
324
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,970
or "Plus Size Polly," or "Big-titted Timmy,"
325
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,270
or, "Hey, you know what who you look like?"
326
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,740
Oh, let me guess, fuckin' Bruce Vilanch.
327
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,710
I get it. I'm not petite, okay?
328
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,280
So, don't patronize me.
329
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:18,710
How would you like to be called, uh, uh--
330
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,580
How are you so Goddamn good-lookin'?
331
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,920
I mean, his breath smells like shit.
332
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:23,050
Why would you even say that? Oh, God!
333
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,690
I can smell it from here.
334
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:25,790
Ugh!
335
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,790
Oh, shit.
336
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,930
Open it.
337
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,270
Open it. Go on.
338
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,140
Oh, it's so high! It's so high!
339
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,410
It's so high! Oh, God, I fuckin' hate heights!
340
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,110
Yeah, I hate fuckin' hate dyin'!
341
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,680
Hey, look, we're not gonna jump, man.
342
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:51,280
And I'm not negotiating.
343
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,050
This is where the red line ends.
344
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,920
Look, Stu, your friend has a cold heart,
345
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,820
but I see you, Stu.
346
00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:59,890
You're not that guy. You're a good guy.
347
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,420
Either you jump...
348
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,330
or you fall.
349
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:08,630
Then go ahead and fuckin' shoot us!
350
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,930
We're not gonna do your job.
351
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,230
Go ahead. Fire away!
352
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,540
Blow our fuckin' heads off!
353
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,500
Stone played this game with me and my brother, Stu.
354
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,070
It's about power!
355
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,610
You wanna feel that power? You wanna be like Stone?
356
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,380
Then go ahead. Shoot us.
357
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:24,380
But you have to finish the job!
358
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,780
Do it! Come on, do it!
359
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,180
Do it!
360
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:30,950
If I don't kill you, I'm dead.
361
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:34,990
Not if you're in the car speeding your ass outta here with us, Stu.
362
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:39,890
Fuck.
363
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,100
You gonna get a commemorative T-shirt?
364
00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:46,770
I thought you were more of a snow globe guy.
365
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,640
Do you ever stop talking? No.
366
00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:49,900
Come on.
367
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,970
Yeah, okay.
368
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,380
Keys, keys, keys, right here.
369
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,980
Here we go.
370
00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,650
What do your keys look like? Keys.
371
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:02,120
Okay, how many ridges are on them or teeth?
372
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,220
They look like keys.
373
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,750
I don't know. It's-it's a key.
374
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,950
Please be more specific. I don't know keys.
375
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:09,390
I'm not a locksmith or a keymaster.
376
00:22:12,090 --> 00:22:13,400
Got it.
377
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:16,200
Where'd your friend go? Goddamn it, Quiet.
378
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:18,900
Fuck it. We gotta leave her.
379
00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:28,640
The terrorists are in there?
380
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,150
Yeah, and they're armed.
381
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,710
I'll handle this.
382
00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:00,640
Shh, be quiet.
383
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:01,880
Why?
384
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,950
Hey, come on, honey. Come over here.
385
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,210
Hey, who's out there?
386
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,350
Freeze in the name of the law!
387
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,590
Wait, you are the terrorists?
388
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,460
Officer? We had nowhere else to go.
389
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,260
The grocery stores were all looted.
390
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:19,290
We only came here to get food for our families,
391
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:21,300
and then the owner freaked out.
392
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:25,230
There's enough snake-sketti and coconut shrimp here to feed hundreds of people.
393
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,000
Look, lots of people are struggling, right now,
394
00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:30,200
but hunger is not an excuse to break the law.
395
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:32,640
Leave now.
396
00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:34,480
Wait, I know you.
397
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,180
I see him around here all the time.
398
00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:38,510
This dude is a fucking rent-a-cop.
399
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:41,880
Uh, the mall is part of my patrol. I'm a real cop.
400
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,590
You don't act like one.
401
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,550
Tellin' folks not to double park.
402
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,760
Sweating little kids stealing candy.
403
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:49,790
That make you feel like a big, powerful man?
404
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,060
I need you to vacate the premises, please.
405
00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:56,000
"Vacate the premises, please."
406
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,740
Look at you trying to look tough.
407
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,770
That uniform barely has a crease in it.
408
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,610
Shoes still shiny.
409
00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:08,580
How is a pathetic, worthless, pencil dick of a mall cop--
410
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,890
I told you! I am a man of the law!
411
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,240
Oh, no.
412
00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:45,710
You did this! I was here to help!
413
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:48,550
You had to resist! This is your fault!
414
00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:50,850
You broke the law!
415
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,580
Oh, shit! Sorry, boss.
416
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,450
I thought you were already headed to HQ.
417
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:25,820
Where is Stone?
418
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,690
I got two stones for you, right here.
419
00:25:32,830 --> 00:25:33,930
Oh.
420
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,330
Are we flirting now?
421
00:25:37,730 --> 00:25:39,170
More like pebbles.
422
00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:41,370
I remember what your fuckhead boss said
423
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,840
about how if someone tells your story, it lives on forever.
424
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:49,040
You'll be remembered as the guy who died with his dick in his hand.
425
00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:28,650
What the fuck did you do, Stu?
426
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,020
The prisoners are loose.
427
00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:53,270
Oh, Ev. Oh, what did they do to your beautiful body, baby?
428
00:26:53,410 --> 00:26:54,980
Fuck. Damn it!
429
00:26:58,310 --> 00:26:59,280
Come on, baby.
430
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,950
Which one of you assholes left the dome light on?
431
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:08,390
Uh, who was in the car last? Uh, uh--
432
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,020
Get out and push! Okay.
433
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,760
Wasn't me.
434
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:26,710
Go! I got it!
435
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,450
Stu, you're my hero!
436
00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:38,420
We couldn't have did it without you! He's not here.
437
00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:40,290
I gotta fix that trunk.
438
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:43,160
Should we go back and get him? Are you shitting me?
439
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:44,830
You're right.
440
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,760
Jello, Stu.
441
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,950
Mike, they overpowered me.
442
00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:15,990
If you ain't with us, you're against us.
443
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,770
Did they really have to strip all your guns?
444
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:24,930
That's just mean.
445
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:25,970
They take everything?
446
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:27,430
Yeah, no weapons,
447
00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:28,840
which means I'm gonna be clinching my cheeks
448
00:28:28,970 --> 00:28:31,140
all the way to New Chicago.
449
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,840
Aww, man, they took my cocoa butter.
450
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,780
Now, I'm gonna be ashy, too.
451
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,010
Look, I need to make up some time,
452
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,510
so is there any way I can drop you
453
00:28:39,650 --> 00:28:41,780
between here and New Chicago?
454
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:46,090
Yeah, there is.
455
00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:47,590
Growing up, my brother, he used to tell me
456
00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,090
about how before the fall,
457
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:54,230
people lived in cities without walls, without fear.
458
00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:56,630
We were trying to get to a place like that.
459
00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,800
Well, I'm sorry to break the news to you, sister,
460
00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:00,300
but all those cities are gone.
461
00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:03,340
No, not all of them.
462
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,970
There's a sanctuary city in the Midwest.
463
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,080
That's where we were headed before...
464
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,980
things got fucked.
465
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:21,120
Well, does this sanctuary city have a name?
466
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,160
Topeka.
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