Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

-[screams] -Unless youse wanna be swinging this bat with no arms,

I suggest just leave my Teddy alone!

That goes for you too, mouse!

Are you okay, Teddy?

Did these baddies hurt you?

Spike will protect his Teddy-Weddy.

If anything ever happened to my Teddy,

I would destroy whoever was responsible.

[screams]

[screams]

[machine starts]

[buzzing]

[screams]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[blowing whistle]

[both screaming]

Why is Teddy outside?

And why are youse holding him? Before youse answer,

I better get my fists warmed up, because if something is wrong with that bear,

you two are gonna get a knuckle sandwich!

It's like a fairytale!

I love Teddy so much he came to life! He's a real bear now!

Wait for me Teddy-Weddy.

Don't forget about your best buddy, Spike!

Hang on, Teddy. I'll save ya!

Ah! Teddy, No!

This was youse two, wasn't it?

Okay, I guess I believe you. Things happen.

Hello, Mr. Dog. Was that your Teddy bear?

Jerry and Mr. Cat were playing with it

when it fell apart,

and then the stuffing came out and went all over.

This way, that way, and the other way.

And then they took a couple of those pigeons and put them inside.

Could have happened to anybody.

I knew it was youse two.

Well, guess what? Now you're going to win me another Teddy.

This cat's got nine lives, and I've got nine baskets to make!

Time for this mouse to go back into his hole!

Come on Teddy Jr., let's go home. It's almost nap time.

Ah! Welcome to the Home Away From Home Hotel.

It's an honor to have the concierge of the New York sister hotel as our guest.

Happy to be here, too, Gunnar.

I'm happy to get away from all the chaos.

You mean New York?

Oh, no. Lately, a cat and mouse have been shattering my nerves.

-[screaming] -[crashing]

I'm just happy to be away from them.

There is nothing to fear. In the high altitude and cold here,

there are no mice at the chalet.

And due to that, no cat necessary either.

[cuckoo clock screeching]

[screeching continues]

I thought you said there were no cats or mice here.

It's only our custom cuckoo clock where instead of a cuckoo bird

-a cat and a mouse chase each other. -[cuckoo clock screeching]

Here's what I'll do if I so much as think

I hear another cat and mouse.

Understand?

Shh!

I apologize to have disappointed the flagship hotel concierge.

[yawns]

[snoring]

[squeals]

[screams]

[soft tune playing]

[snoring]

-[alarm blaring] -[both screaming]

[screaming]

[alarm stops]

[sighs in relief]

[man gurgling]

[man] Maybe a bath will help me sleep.

I thought I would offer you a handmade Swiss music box in lieu of the cuckoo clock.

[soothing music playing]

Oh, thank you. That'll help me fall asleep.

I think I can cancel the bath.

[snoring]

A wonderful morning for hiking.

I hope it will ease your nerves.

I really hope so too, Gunnar.

-[exclaims] Ah! -No, no, no, must be kids carving ice sculptures.

[ice cracking]

[bleating]

[both yodeling]

Whoa!

[grunting]

[screaming]

I'm sorry for the hiking mishap.

I've brought you some Swiss cheese, salmon, and cocoa.

I must admit, the rocking action is soothing.

I may drop off to sleep.

[snoring]

[grunting]

[screaming]

I am so sorry for what happened. I suggest we have you relax.

How about enjoying the Alpine view?

[screams] Argh! Ow!

[mumbling angrily] Ugh! Stupid...

[gasps]

[screams]

[all screaming]

And they call us cuckoo?

[jazz music playing]

Keep that up, Tom, and you'll be in my fantasy league for sure.

[crowd cheering]

[commentator] Introducing the Big City Tom Cats.

And here come the Alley Cat Troublemakers.

[blows whistle]

[crowd cheering]

[blows whistle]

[crowd cheering]

[panting]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[gruff voice] Ten-hut!

Cut the calories, mister! The kitchen is closed for the night.

You're not dreaming, boy. It's me,

your favorite uncle, Sergeant Clayton T. McTabby,

feline military mascot, First Class.

I've got some R&R time, and I figured I'd bunk with you for a spell.

These are some mighty cushy digs you got here.

I'll set my camp right next to you.

-[clock chimes] -Holy molasses!

It's five o'clock already?

Time for a sound night's sleep.

[snoring]

[Clayton] One, two, three, four.

Pushing off the board. Five, six, seven, eight,

let's do more 'cause I can't wait.

One, two, three, four.

Pushing off the floor. Five, six, seven, eight, let's do more cause I can't wait.

What was that supposed to be, nephew?

That is the worst display of mouse-catching I've ever witnessed.

My grandmother could have caught that mouse,

and she's 110 years old in human years.

I'm going to give you some proper fitness training

and turn you into a lean, mean, mouse-catching machine.

This training will teach you to apprehend any cheese-dealing rodent

that ever dares to cross your path again.

Now, the first thing you must learn is endurance.

A typical mouse could run at up to speeds of 30 miles per hour.

Faster, if they're eating low-fat cheese.

Follow me.

♪ I don't know, but I've been told Catching mice never gets old ♪

Are you tired, soldier?

Because I guarantee you that mouse will not be tired.

This is a mouse-catching net.

You will eat, breathe and sleep with this net. It will never leave your side.

I will show you how to master it.

Right shoulder, armed.

Left shoulder, armed.

Right face.

Left face.

Enough.

Put the net down.

Now, this is a foolproof plan to catch our adversary.

It has never failed before, and it will not fail now.

Wars are won with proper a battle plan.

Are you ready to set the master mousetrap and up your game?

Hmm. I'll take that as a yes.

Now let's see if our little friend falls into our trap.

[yelps]

All right. Outstanding, Tom.

You have completed your training and earned your stripes.

It is now time to reward you with more push-ups!

To the park!

Double time! March!

[whistles]

♪ Doing push-ups is so nice ♪

♪ They will help us catch more mice ♪

Are you quitting, kitten?

You can't quit. Quitting is for mice, like that one we sent packing.

Wait a minute. What's that sound?

Holy hot wings!

He's back for more.

Ya-hoo!

Let's show them what we got, nephew.

Come get some, you featherweights.

Time for some H2O.

[yelps]

[machine firing]

Outstanding, Tom, my boy! I'll make a tiger out of you yet.

Hoorah! We've got them on the run.

We did it! Let's celebrate,

with more push-ups.

I came, I saw, I kicked its tail.

No mouse can defeat me.

I fear nothing.

[woman] McTabby!

Where have you been?

[whimpers] Sorry, Mother.

That's Lieutenant-General Mother to you, sonny boy.

This was supposed to be a 24-hour leave.

You should have shipped out 59 minutes ago.

Now, fall in.

[Clayton] Carry on, Tom.

Like I always say, never give up,

-never surrender. -I always say that.

Sorry, Mom.