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[theme music playing]

[whistles]

[blows whistles]

[crash]

[alarm blaring]

[engine revs]

[snoring]

[whispering indistinctly]

[snoring]

[shrieks]

[screams]

[siren blaring]

[retches]

[retches]

[siren blares]

[cop] Police! Freeze! Hands Up!

Well, the crooks are on their way to the station

and here's the loot from that bank robbery.

What's in the other bag?

[both] Hey, donuts!

[male cop] Hey! Come back here with those donuts.

-I mean, evidence. Stop! -[sirens blaring]

[theme music playing]

[laughing]

[gasps]

[laughing]

[laughs]

[imitating ship horn]

[imitating ship horn]

[screams]

[gasps]

[screams]

[screams in pain]

[theme music playing]

[whistles]

[theme music playing]

[thudding and crashing]

[screams]

That's it, I can't take it anymore.

I'm trying to get some sleep!

And if I hear one more peep out of you's,

you'll really be sorry.

[bubble wrap pops]

Oh no! Philo, my favorite ficus plant

has been smashed to bits.

Poor thing was roughed up

by some sort of maniac, a real animal.

[sighs] I don't think he'll last the week.

He must be talking about Tom.

What have I done?

From now on I'm gonna be

as nice as possible to that cat.

Tom? Tom, ol' buddy.

Armand said I roughed you up pretty good.

Said he didn't think you'd last the week.

Wait here just a minute.

So long, old friend.

[sniffles] I knew you wouldn't last the week.

[laughing]

Here! This will keep your strength up.

Leave the cat alone today, little pal.

He may not be around much longer.

[screaming in pain]

What's that? You want the steak from my food bowl?

You got it, buddy!

Plants, nature, fresh air. Oh, good thinking.

Let's ask Tom if he wants to go outside.

Tom?

The roof? The roof is 20 flights up

and the elevator is broken.

[shrieks] I'll get you to the roof, Tommy boy!

Elevator or no elevator.

[pants] We made it!

Here ya go, Tommy boy. Enjoy.

Huh? You wanna go back down already?

But we just got here.

Okay, okay.

What's that, pal?

You want an ice cold soda?

You got it!

[laughing]

What can I do to make you happy, Tommy boy?

You wanna watch more soda cans explode in my face?

[wheezing]

Okay, okay, you got it.

[screams]

Hey, leave the poor cat alone.

[screams]

[sighs] I don't think he'll last the week.

Poor thing was roughed up

by some sort of maniac, a real animal.

[sighs] I don't think he'll last the week.

Armand wasn't talking about Tom getting hurt.

He was talking about his plant.

That means Tom wasn't hurt bad at all.

He was faking it the whole time.

That conniving kitty is gonna get it.

[clears throat]

[coughs]

Oh no, are you still sick?

You need something else?

You want the big T-bone steak Armand put in my dish?

You want it?

I'm gonna give it to you.

That's for making me walk up all them stairs.

And that's for the soda cans.

And that's for just being you.

Jerry, would you like your drink topped off?

Hey, Tom, we need more lemonade over here.

When life gives you's lemons,

you get a cat to make you lemonade.

[theme music playing]