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[theme music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[inflating]

[coughs]

[yelps]

[sneezes]

Sorry about that! [chuckles]

I have a problem with things crawling up my nose.

My name is Chapman.

I bet you're wondering what I'm doing here.

I'm a sleepwalker.

Last thing I remember,

I was trying to keep my eyes open.

[snoring]

[continues snoring]

The next thing I know,

angry drivers started honking at me.

So I hid in the museum.

I snuck in the back door.

"Wow" is right!

I survived by snitching food from the vending machine.

I really like the packaged peanuts.

[Tom screams]

Huh? What?

How did you get in here?

No visitors after hours.

How dare you disturb my nap!

[stomping]

Somethin' big?

And he has big ears?

[trumpets]

Somethin' big with big ears and a smelly armpit?

An elephant?

Hmm. Big deal.

You saw the elephant display over in D wing.

Ow!

What is your problem?

How dare you pull me away from my post?

So it's gone.

It's probably being re-stitched or somethin'.

Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't toss you out on the street!

Huh.

Looks like we have a five-eleven in progress.

If we follow these peanut shells,

it might just lead us to the missin' pachyderm.

[indistinct chatter]

[people screaming]

[people murmuring]

[crunching]

[gates squeaking]

[whistling lullaby]

[snoring]

All right,

this is where the trail ends.

[gates squeaking]

[cell phone ringing]

Yeah, this is security. What do you want?

Are you missing an elephant?

Nope. Our elephant is present and accounted for.

I'm looking at him right now.

Thirteen thousand pounds with big ears and a trunk.

Now I'm gonna describe you.

You're a nut!

[snoring]

An elephant?

I'll give you an elephant.

[theme music playing]

[burps]

[burps]

[whistles]

[crying]

[drone whirring]

[screams]

["Jingle Bells" melody plays]

[ducks quacking]

[motor whirring]

[screams]

[screams]

[growling]

[gasps]

[thundering]

[both scream]

[both scream]

[horse neighs]

[angry chatter]

[whistles]

[chattering]

[theme music playing]

[elevator bell dings]

[drumming]

[drum beat]

[shouting angrily]

[playing down-tempo electronic music]

[disks scratch]

[playing uplifting electronic music]

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music playing]

[banging]

[playing jazz music]

[stops playing]

[playing effortfully]

[thuds]

[licks]

[licks]

[cries]

[dubstep music playing]

[Russian instrumental music playing]

[all chanting] Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

[Tom shrieks]

-[growls] -[Jerry shrieks]

[screeching]

[singing opera song]

-[screams] -[crashes]

[singing opera song]

[screeching]

[singing opera song]

[crashing]

-[thuds] -[bangs]

[blows]

[theme music playing]

[splashes]

[trolley creaks]

[kissing]

I say, old boy, I'd like a room for the night for myself

and my travelling companion here.

There's nothing in there.

[laughs] Ah, but there is.

[whispers] It's a chameleon,

capable of blending in with its surroundings,

thus making itself disappear.

Leon, are you in there?

Oh, my! He disappeared.

Anyway, about your room...

I just need a few signatures.

-[door creaks] -[thuds]

Enjoy your stay, sir.

Oh, I'm quite sure I will.

[blows raspberry]

[laughs mischievously]

[shrieks]

[exclaims]

[banging]

[shrieks]

[shrieks]

[yelps]

[laughs]

-[vacuum cleaner whirring] -[shrieks]

[vacuum cleaner whirring]

[bell dinging]

Did you see my pet chameleon Leon?

Never mind. I bet he's behind the fountain.

Yes, how can I help-- Oh!

No!

Thomas! What on Earth do you think you're doing?

[groans] You've made an absolute mess.

Clean that mess up.

[laughs]

-[whimsical music playing] -Leon, there you are.

I've been looking all over for you.

Staying out of trouble, I see. [chuckles]

Come along. We've got to get home.

We've been called back to Madagascar by the president.

[theme music playing]