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[theme music playing]

[shrieks]

[shrieks]

[thud]

[gasps]

Tom!

Look at yourself.

You're an even bigger mess than the one you're making.

Well, not today.

We got a tip that the city health inspector

is making a surprise check of all the hotels.

Clean up your act this second,

and especially keep the hotel free of any dirty rodents!

Or you can kiss your comfy home here goodbye.

[gasps]

Welcome. I'm the manager here.

Let me just say right off the bat

that I am obsessed with keeping the hotel clean.

I clean it every day, every hour...

I mean, uh, every five minutes.

Which reminds me, it's time to disinfect the front desk.

Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.

Oh, this is not as dirty as it seems.

Oh, a baby must have dropped his bottle.

Oh! Not sure how that got there.

Look at this cat. He's filthy!

Why, he's tracking in trash from the street.

Disgusting.

You just made the list, my furry friend.

That's strike one.

[jerry laughing]

[whistles]

[laughs]

[sneezing]

Sneezing. That seems like a health hazard.

[continues sneezing]

Oh, my goodness!

Now this mangy cat has sneezed all over the salad bar.

That's strike two, pal.

That cat is just visiting.

[screams]

Ants! Inside?

[screams]

A kid probably broke his ant farm.

Well, the carriages do go around the block.

[heavy footsteps]

The park zoo is nearby.

[pig grunts]

Okay, I got nothing.

Oh, that's it.

This place is done.

Tom, you are out of here.

[laughing]

We're doomed.

The health inspector is going

to completely shut down the hotel.

[screams]

[whispers]

[whirring]

[exhales]

Ah, where am I? What happened?

There was a blackout just as you entered

and you, um, fell on your head in the dark.

How about you begin the inspection,

if you feel like it?

Congratulations.

You passed the inspection with flying colors.

[scatting]

Tom, you saved the hotel.

I'll get a reward for you.

-Tom! -[screaming]

[scatting]

[squeaks]

[grunts]

[laughing]

[dings]

[siren wailing]

[ball shrieks]

[laughing]

[alarm blaring]

[yells]

[laughing]

[cheering]

[screams]

[thuds]

[screams]

[screams]

[camera shutter clicking]

[glass breaking]

[instrumental music playing]

[slurps]

[coughs]

[instrumental music continues playing]

[coughing]

[slaps]

[instrumental music continues playing]

[shrieks]

[blows raspberry]

[music intensifying]

[thuds]

[gasps]

[instrumental music continues playing]

And so the high and mighty king

lived royally ever after.

The end.

[snoring]

Not bad considering dogs can't read.

Boy, them kings sure knew how to live.

First rate chow,

live entertainment.

Peasants waiting on them hand and foot.

If anybody deserves to relive them days, it's me.

[thuds]

[glass breaking]

-[clangs] -[glass breaking]

[squeaks]

I am sick and tired of youse two

always making a racket around here.

It's getting to be a royal pain in the...

Royal?

That's it.

I hereby declare myself the king of this castle.

From now on, youse two obey me or it's off with your heads.

Hey, that felt good.

Now show your king some respect.

[shouting] Bow down!

That's more like it.

Now, a cape and a crown seems in order.

[shouting] That's an order!

[loud thud]

[snaps fingers]

Not bad.

[stomach growling]

But the inner king is hungry.

What say you fix me a snack fit for a monarch?

-[dishes clattering] -[snaps fingers]

Now for some after dinner entertainment.

Okay, let's see.

Ah! Jousting!

The sport of kings.

[amusing instrumental music playing]

[intense music playing]

[thuds]

Must be off-season.

Here's a perfect way to end the night.

A ride in a king's carriage.

[panting]

[tires squeaking]

Don't get any ideas, Gigi.

[yawns]

Me thinks it's time to prepare a royal bed chamber.

[gasps]

That's the lobby to youse two mugs.

[snoring]

[sobbing loudly]

-Quiet! -[screams]

What's all the ruckus?

[groans]

Oh, dogface thinks he's a king, huh?

Well, I know how to get to a king.

I've seen the Shakespeare show,

Hamlet in the park once.

You got to go for the psyche.

Here's what we do.

Costume.

Makeup.

Atmosphere.

On with the show!

Spike! Youse must listen to me.

Spike!

That's King Spike to you, peasant.

No, Spike.

I am the ghost of your father, King Rex.

And I'm here to tell you

being a king ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Go back to being normal,

and leave Tom and Jerry alone.

And that handsome alley cat Butch, too.

Nuts to that.

They're always making a racket, causing trouble.

No, son. They are your fellow creatures.

Live and let live,

and you will be truly happy.

Don't end up like your dad.

[exclaiming]

Huh?

Hey, you're not my pop.

He's alive and well in Tampa Bay.

Uh... It was all a dream.

Go back to sleep.

No applause, please.

Exit stage left.

Youse guys are really going to get it now.

[objects clattering]

[barking]

Oh, son.

I was just helping my pals here exercise.

Let's all go back to sleep

and forget this king business, huh?

[both] Phew!

And they all live happily ever after.

Especially me.

[chomping]

[theme music playing]